A/N: Here it is! We wrote it as an impulse and it was fun. The next chapter
will be up soon. Enjoy!
UTTER CHAOS Chapter One
Young Lily ran across the yard with her older sister, Petunia.
"Petty, wait up," she called, "mum said I could come to."
"Fine," she grumbled.
Petunia slowed to a walk as they crossed the street. They were going to a party the Potter's were holding. Petunia was going because they had a son who she had her eye on, and Lily wanted to play with the other son, James, who was also nine years old. James had always been a gigantic prankster along with his partner in crime Sirius. Sirius was probably going to the party too, or Lily hoped. She skipped a step behind Petunia. She was an adorable nine year old. Her long red hair was tied into two braids, complete with green bows to match her little sun dress.
They stepped up on to the Potter's front door step, and Petunia rang the door bell. James opened the door (to Petunia's dismay, as she was hoping to see Michael Potter) and waved frantically at Lily. He had untidy black hair, glasses, and hazel eyes.
"Jamie!" she screamed excitedly.
"Hi Lil," a young boy that had sneaked up behind James yelled.
"Hiya Siri!" Lily called.
Petunia, meanwhile, had pushed past the screaming seven year olds to find Michael. She found him at last.
"Mikey! Nice to see you," she said trying to sound charming.
And failing miserably.
The tall Michael with black hair and blue eyes looked at her for a moment. "Um... Petunia nice to ...um... see you," he said uncomfortably.
She did a stupid little curtsy, hoping to impress him with her "good looks."
'How stupid can she get?' thought Michael disgustedly.
Sirius, James, and Lily were having a wonderful time. Sirius was telling jokes. After the first who knows how many jokes he said," How many mug-"
"Shh," said James sharply glancing at Lily.
"What?" said Lily, "How many what?"
"Oh, um, How many mu--muggers robbed the shop?" Sirius covered up.
Lily gave him the strangest look ever available.
"Muggers?" she said, "Honestly Siri you're losing your touch."
James gave a sigh of relief.
"Hey," Sirius said, mocking the look of defense, "let me remind you who exactly you are talking about?"
Then they laughed.
"Sure, 'the great Sirius Black', I will bow to you!" James joked.
Lily looked between the two and started laughing for no apparent reason.
"What's wrong with her?" Sirius said.
"I saw your face," she managed to choke out
"Oh, har har, very funny, miss perfect..." Sirius laughed.
The rest of the night was spent much the same way as the beginning. Sirius making amusing jokes, Lily being the sarcastic little princess, and James trying to prank everyone in a 10 foot radius.
"Gotcha!" yelled James as a bucket of blue paint went over Sirius' head.
Then Lily noticed something odd.
"James why is there a moving picture of people on brooms on your wall." she said.
James looked bewildered.
"She can see through the charm!" he said to Sirius in a whisper.
James' father had entered the room at that precise moment, an astounded look on his face.
"Lily, I need to talk to you."
UTTER CHAOS Chapter One
Young Lily ran across the yard with her older sister, Petunia.
"Petty, wait up," she called, "mum said I could come to."
"Fine," she grumbled.
Petunia slowed to a walk as they crossed the street. They were going to a party the Potter's were holding. Petunia was going because they had a son who she had her eye on, and Lily wanted to play with the other son, James, who was also nine years old. James had always been a gigantic prankster along with his partner in crime Sirius. Sirius was probably going to the party too, or Lily hoped. She skipped a step behind Petunia. She was an adorable nine year old. Her long red hair was tied into two braids, complete with green bows to match her little sun dress.
They stepped up on to the Potter's front door step, and Petunia rang the door bell. James opened the door (to Petunia's dismay, as she was hoping to see Michael Potter) and waved frantically at Lily. He had untidy black hair, glasses, and hazel eyes.
"Jamie!" she screamed excitedly.
"Hi Lil," a young boy that had sneaked up behind James yelled.
"Hiya Siri!" Lily called.
Petunia, meanwhile, had pushed past the screaming seven year olds to find Michael. She found him at last.
"Mikey! Nice to see you," she said trying to sound charming.
And failing miserably.
The tall Michael with black hair and blue eyes looked at her for a moment. "Um... Petunia nice to ...um... see you," he said uncomfortably.
She did a stupid little curtsy, hoping to impress him with her "good looks."
'How stupid can she get?' thought Michael disgustedly.
Sirius, James, and Lily were having a wonderful time. Sirius was telling jokes. After the first who knows how many jokes he said," How many mug-"
"Shh," said James sharply glancing at Lily.
"What?" said Lily, "How many what?"
"Oh, um, How many mu--muggers robbed the shop?" Sirius covered up.
Lily gave him the strangest look ever available.
"Muggers?" she said, "Honestly Siri you're losing your touch."
James gave a sigh of relief.
"Hey," Sirius said, mocking the look of defense, "let me remind you who exactly you are talking about?"
Then they laughed.
"Sure, 'the great Sirius Black', I will bow to you!" James joked.
Lily looked between the two and started laughing for no apparent reason.
"What's wrong with her?" Sirius said.
"I saw your face," she managed to choke out
"Oh, har har, very funny, miss perfect..." Sirius laughed.
The rest of the night was spent much the same way as the beginning. Sirius making amusing jokes, Lily being the sarcastic little princess, and James trying to prank everyone in a 10 foot radius.
"Gotcha!" yelled James as a bucket of blue paint went over Sirius' head.
Then Lily noticed something odd.
"James why is there a moving picture of people on brooms on your wall." she said.
James looked bewildered.
"She can see through the charm!" he said to Sirius in a whisper.
James' father had entered the room at that precise moment, an astounded look on his face.
"Lily, I need to talk to you."