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Here's a little something for all you Harry Potter fans!

Summary: Harry Potter character's opinions on the 5th book.

Christy: So what did you think of the Order of the Phoenix, Harry?

Harry: I finally got hooked up with Cho!!! Whoop!!!

Ron: Ahh..ya'll aren't good together! You should hook up with Hermione!!

Hermione: I like my current position thank you very much!

Christy: Besides, no one likes you! You're such a know it all!!!

Ron: Amen!

Herminoe: Oh, suck an elf!

Christy: So Sirius, what did you like about the book?

Sirius: I die!!! What's there to like!?!? Oh yeah, we made such a 'bigger' fool of Snape!!! So that was pretty good.

Christy: You're my favorite character, that wasn't fair! Hey, wanna sue?

Sirius: Sure! Then we can go pound Snape again! Right, James?

Lupin: You two shouldn't have done that to him.

James: Oh com'on!! We were just having fun with the slime ball!!

Sirius: Yeah! And since when have you ever cared about what we did?

James: Since, like, forever!!

Sirius: HA!

Christy: What did you think James?

James: Same as Sirius!

Sirius: Hear, hear!

James: Remember that time we snuck into the girl's locker room?

Sirius: Yeah, you think they would enchant the door or something!

James: And NOT the stalls! I still have the scars!

They roared with laughter, shaking the room.

I left them to their little 'joke' and instead went for the headmaster's opinion.

Dumbledore: I loved it! Of course I love all of J.K. Rowling's works, but this was the best.

Voldemort: Though SOOOO wrong!!! Like I would EVER be afraid of you!

Dumbledore: You're terrified of me and you know it!

Voldemort: I am SOOOOO not!!

Dumbledore: Don't deny it!

Voldemort: I'm not! I'm just speaking a well-known fact.

Dumbledore: Well I don't see YOU on a Chocolate Frog Famous Witches and Wizards card!!

Voldemort: Like I would want to be on a piece of paper little kids put their greasy cocoa covered fingers all over!!

Dumbledore: Well I should see why not! You barley have time to clean your underwear once a month, let alone care about your reputation! Your mamma didn't raise you right!

Voldemort: What..did you say...about...my MOMMA!?!?!?!

Dumbledore: Oh please, like you care!

Voldemort: THAT'S IT, DUMBLEDORE!!! YOU'VE GONE TO FAR!!!

*ZAP*

Oh please, there they go again, might as well talk to the twins.

Fred: It showed our true talents

George: Amen!

Fred: See, we're the whole structure of the books, the comic relief, the handsome love interests, we make up the whole story!

George: Yes! Without us, Harry would be without a really cool map!

Fred: And Ron wouldn't be afraid of spiders.

George: And those first years wouldn't have gotten sick.

Fred: And the dung bombs would have never been placed in Filtch's desk. And-

Hermione: YOU TWO did that?

Silence

George: Call it mercy for society.

Hermione: You two!!! I swear I'm going to go tell Dumbledore!!!

Fred: The poor man's busy enough as it is!

Christy: Lilly, how did you like it?

Lilly: Finally, my character is shown! Though, I still have no clue WHY I married James Potter! Where did that come from?

James: Oh we were destined to be lovers and you know it!

Lilly: Yeah, I was forced into that one.

James: Fine, believe whatever you want, but you love me and you know it.

Lilly rolled her eyes.

Christy: I can't believe I'm doing this but, Malfoy?

Malfoy: Why is Pooter always the hero?!? Oh it showed my true personality, and how much better the Slytherens are then the Gryffindors!

Goyle: yeah..and uh..I almost got to pound Weasely into the ground!

Crabe: Yeah..and Pooter is seeing things..like..uh..

Christy: Well, I bet you didn't know the word "gullible" isn't in the dictionary.

Crabe and Goyle: REALLY? NO WAY!

Malfoy: You two are my lackeys, but that doesn't mean you have to be complete retards!

Christy: Snape?

Snape: Once again, Slythern rules, but I still didn't get the Defense Against The Dark Arts job!

Christy: YEAH! Instead that over-inflated warty toad balloon got it!

Snape: Ten points for..ur, what house are you in?

Christy: *hmm...I need to find that hat..*

I went and found the hat and put it on.

Hat: Slyth- wait no, Raven- no, that's not it either.you're smart, but not whimpy, You do SOME bad things but you're brave, so..um..

Christy: I'll give you five bucks if you say Gryffindor!

Hat: Make it 15 and you have a deal!

Dang..I gave the hat my money.all that sweet beautiful money gone to a hat!

Hat: GRYFFINDOR!

Christy: Dude all right!

So, I came here to interview characters, and instead got sorted into a house! ALL RIGHT!

Christy: Ummm..so I'm a third year?

Hat: Well, since you gave me fifteen, I'll let you go back in time to Fred and George's fourth year!

Christy: But that's when the Basilisk was running around!

Hat: I see your point..fifth year?

Christy: Dementors all over the school..nah I don't think so..in their third year the Sorcerer's stone would be there..third year is good.

Hat: Okay.here is your time turner, and if you don't want me to blab to Dumbledore than that'll be another 15!

DANG! 30 bucks gone to a hat!

And so begins my adventures with the Wesley twins!

~*~Bored as ever, I herby give you another great story!~*~