Sam rushed into the briefing room only to be confronted by jack, in a royal blue, Aztec-designed, ancient-looking skirt he was top-less and to Sam's horror he was wearing make-up and a wig.
"What d'ya think?, its the new uniform, now would you like a green one or a red one?" said jack in an amused tone, Sam flashed Daniel a quizzical look,
"Beats me" he said, looking as baffled as Sam. Its seemed that jack was the only one who knew what was happening, but he wouldn't tell them, he was enjoying the look of utter bewilderment on Sam's face.
General Hammond entered the room and everyone sat down, well everyone except jack, after a short pause, Daniel turned and asked "umm Jack, are you going to ... sit down?"
"What so you can see what I am wearing underneath! no-way!"
"Jack!" said the general in a I-am-being-serious-tone, jack curtsied and sat down.
"General Hammond, what is the meaning of this?" said Teal'c in a plea of acknowledgement that he was still sane and that was Jack O'Neill in a skirt standing in front of him...
"Did you not say that on earth it is custom for women to wear make up, and not men?"
"Now we have just received news from the To'kra that Anubis has a new technology which enables him to go back in time..."
"Like a time machine" said jack, pleased that he knew something the others didn't
"Jack here is modelling what you will be wearing when you go back" said the general knowingly
"Back?" Daniel asked
"SG1 will be transported back in time, with the use of the solar flare, Top experts are know calculating when the next one will occur"
"But sir, even if the did calculate it they will never be 100% right, you'll need a miracle to work it out..." said Sam.
With that the Stargate began working....
"What the? no SG teams are off-world are they?
"No sir"
"receiving a signal..." said the weird operating man with glasses...
"its.... its SG1?"