Disclaimer: We, the authors of this rather pointless little fic, do not own any of the characters from Lord of The Rings, Harry Potter, or Rurouni Kenshin in any way shape or form, that we do not. In fact, should the wonderful owners of the aforementioned works choose to sue us, all they'd get from us would be a few stuffed animals, Liz's favorite pair of sandals, and a box of Popems donuts.

Pippin: I'm hungry.

Stephie: You're always hungry Pip .

~~** Hobbits and Wizards and... Kenshin?!?! Oh my. **~~**

Chapter Two: Insert Squee Moment

Stephie: *dances around in hobbity happiness with Pippin*

Liz: lol

Liz: what now?

Stephie: I dunno, just feeling oddball-ish and happy for no particular clue

Liz: ah

Liz: sokay then

Liz: lol

Liz: ::considers twirling round the room with kenshin... but decides against it as it would only end with her giving in to a coughing fit::

Stephie: aww

Liz: Kenshin's making me drink lot's of tea

Stephie: yes, I imagine he would

Kenshin: Sessha just does not want a repeat of what happened the last time Liz-dono was sick, that I do not

Liz: Well maybe, if you had bothered to check for a pulse UNDER the blankets....

Stephie: *laughs*

Stephie: You tell her Kenshin

Kenshin: Ororororororo.....

Kenshin: Sessha was just concerned for you, that I was ::sheepishly::

Liz: ::sigh:: I know...

Liz: That's why I loves ya! ::glomps kenshin::

Kenshin: ORO!

Stephie: *LAUGHS HEARTILY*

Pippin: Stephie, are they always like this?

Stephie: Yes, Pip, sadly they are. *shakes her head at Liz's antics*

Kenshin: ::from under Liz:: Liz-dono.... sessha... can't breathe.....

Liz: Whoops!!!

Pippin: Oh dear ...

Liz: Sorry oro-chan!

Liz: Here, have a donut ::gives kenshin donut... with sprinkles!::

Kenshin: DONUT!!

Pippin: DONUTS!!!

Pippin: *eyes it hungrily*

Kenshin: ::glomps donut and snarfs it happily::

Pippin: HEY!! Share it!

Liz: Here Pip... ::magically sends Pippin donut::

Liz: ::with sprinkles too!::

Pippin: *takes it and snarfs it* Thanks Liz!

Liz: Welcome

Stephie: *smiling at her little hobbit friend*

Kenshin: ::flashes best rurouni grin:: Sessha forgives you Liz-dono, indeed I do!

Liz: ::laughs::

Pippin: That was rather delicious. Thanks again Liz!

Liz: ::laughs:: Any time

Vash: ::from farther away in whiney voice:: Hey insurance girls! She's got DONUTS!

Liz: uh-oh

Liz: I'm in trouble...

Stephie: LOL

Vash: ::comes running into the room:: CANIHAVEADONUTPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE?!?!?!?!?!? !?!?!?!!?!?!?!

Liz: GAH!

Pippin: Who is that chap?

Liz: HERE! Take them!!!! ::gives Vash what's left of the box of donuts::

Vash: ALRIGHT!!!!!! ::glomps donuts::

Vash: ::finishes rather quickly:: Thanks Liz! ::glomps the authoress::

Pippin: *to Stephie* This Vash, he likes donuts a lot I presume?

Liz: can't breathe.... know how kenshin felt....

Stephie: *to Pippin* yes he does, just a little too mcuh.

Meryl: Come on, needle-noggin' ::drags vash away::

Liz: ::takes long needed breath of air::

Liz: Yes... Vash has a very VERY large obsession with donuts

Liz: thinks they're the best damn thing on all of Gunsmoke

Pippin: Oh, right then. Well as long as he shares is all I can say.

Liz: speaking of which..... ::wonders vaguely how The Humanoid Typhoon got off Gunsmoke and managed to travel back

in time to be on Earth::

Liz: oh well

Pippin: *to Stephie* You've got some very interesing friends.

Stephie: *to Pippin* I know, tell me about it. But at least there's never a dull moment*

Kenshin: Hai... as sessha has said before... Liz-dono is a bit strange!

Liz: HEY!!!!

Pippin: Quite right Kenshin, but we do love her.

Liz: Thanks Pippin!

Liz: I feel special

Pippin: You're most welcome, Liz.

Kenshin: Hai, that we do

Stephie: Yesh we love her, that we do!

Liz: Awwwww ::hugs kenshin, pippin, and stephie::

Stephie: *hobbit hugs her back*

Pippin: *grins brightly as he too hobbit huggs her*

Kenshin: ::blushes but smiles another rurouni grin and hugs his friend::

Liz: ::laughs:: Lovefest!

Stephie: Love shack, oh baby love shack!

Liz: Bang, bang, bang on the door baby!

Pippin: *glances curiously at his friend and shakes his head laughing at her*

Kenshin: Oro?

Liz: Kawaii! i love it when you do that!!!!!

Kenshin: ::blushes:: sessha is not "cute" Liz-dono...

Liz: Okay, you're not cute... you're bishie! ::smiles deliriously::

Kenshin: Oro! so that's why sessha's name is on all those Bishounen sites!

Pippin: *glances at them and then at Stephie whom he thought was the personification of cute*

Liz: Stephie is cute... but Kenshin... well...

Liz: ::sizes up the rurouni and drools::

Stephie: *ducks her head embarassed*

Pippin: *glances away from Stephie for a moment, sheepish*

Liz: Awwwww

Liz: Pippin, you're very kawaii too ya know! ^_~x

Kenshin: ::glad that for once he's not the center of attention::

Pippin: Kawaii? What is this? *looks both amused and confused*

Liz: Huh? Oh. Kawaii, it means cute Pip. You're cute

Pippin: Oh! *blushes* Thanks.

Liz: Welcome!

Kenshin: Liz-dono... perhaps you should refrain from putting sugar in your tea for awhile, that you should...

Liz: ::slurps tea:: What for?

Stephie: Yesh!

Stephie; You tell her!

Kenshin: Ahhh... ::thinks of a way to put it without angering her::

Kenshin: Sessha is just concered about cavaties! ::laughs nervously, giving up on tellingthe truth::

Liz: Riiiiiight. ::rolls her eyes::

Pippin: Well sugar is something that should be taken not too much and not to little, that it is.

Liz: Gyah! Pippin, you sound like Kenshin! ::grins happily::

Pippin: Well, Kenshin is really nice chap, he is.

Kenshin: Arigatou, Pippin. ::rurouni grin::

Pippin: You're welcome, Kenshin. *smiles his bright hobbit smile*

Liz: Alright, while you two are busy grinning like cute little idiots, I've got something to show Stephie.

Kenshin: Maa, maa Liz-dono... Sessha is only trying to be friendly

Liz: I know, and you and pippin can become great friends

Stephie: OOOOH!

Pippin: *grins at the thought of being great friends with Kenshin*

Kenshin: ::thinking how wonderful it is to finally be able to make new friends without worrying about random people coming

and attacking them to make him go battousai::

Pippin: *thinking it was nice to make a new friend without being glomped by his many hobbit relatives and acquaintances*

Liz: Uh... yo! ::snaps fingers:: Kenshin? ::waves hand in front of his face:: Hello?

Kenshin: oro? ::snapped out of his reverie:: Ah..

Stephie: *snorts with laughter*

Kenshin: gomen, Liz-dono... Sessha was just thinking...

Liz: Save it for the laundry, baka-boy

Liz: ::smirks::

Pippin: *smiles at the camaraderie between the two*

Kenshin: yare, yare... ::grinning, as he knows that Liz is just teasing him::

Liz: Hey! you think i'm joking? Don't make me get Hiko drunk with Kaoru again! ::mischevious grin::

Pippin: Who is Hiko? *curiously cute expression*

Kenshin: You will NOT let shishou get near MY KAORU! ::battousai mode for a split sec::

Liz: WHOA! 'Kay sorry!

Kenshin: ::rurouni grin::

Liz: Hiko is kenshin's shishou

Liz: or master

Liz: he taught him everything about Hiten Mitserugi Ryu

Liz: which is his sword style

Kenshin: ::snorts:: Shishou also like to tell embarrassing stories from sessha's childhood, that he does

Liz: Yup! You should hear a couple! like this one time... when he was little, kenshin-

Kenshin: LIZ_DONO!!!!

Stephie: *sits down on the comfy sofa and watches their interaction, just as Pippin plops down besid her*

Liz: Whoops! sorry!

Kenshin: ::glares dagger at her::

Liz: Er... eh heh

Liz: Maybe I will lay off the sugar...

Pippin: *to Stephie* They are quite amusing, are they not?

Kenshin: ::smiles again:: Hai, that you will!

Stephie: *to Pippin* Yes, quite little friend.

Liz: Oh, come off it Kenshin! At least you don't have to worry about being paired up with anyone but your beloved Kaoru in my fanfics!

Kenshin: ::blushing furiously:: Sessha does not own kaoru-dono, that I do not...

Liz: Ugh! ::smacks herself upside the head:: Back to -dono again are we?

Kenshin: ::bows head in embarrassment::

Liz: You know, i never would have thought a man could be TOO chilvarous, but sheesh!

Liz: ::winks::

Kenshin: ::seeing this:: yare, yare

::kenshin and liz look at each other and burst out laughing at the same time::

Pippin: *to Stephie in a whisper* I'm hungry.

Stephie: *to Pippin* You're always hungry, lad.

Liz: ::magically sends Pippin a fresh batch of chocolate chip cookies:: Here!

Pippin: Thanks!! YAY! *takes a few and snarfs them*

Stephie: *highly amused* Only you, Pip. *kisses his pert hobbit nose*

Liz: Awwww

Stephie: *blushes crimson*

Pippin: *ducks his head bashfully*

Liz: Look Kenshin! Aren't they cute!

Kenshin: ::eyes filled with laughter:: Hai Liz-dono, that they are!

Stephie: Will you two not talk about us like we're not in the room? *a mock affronted glare*

::Kenshin and liz just laugh::

Liz: Good thing Stephie doesn't carry around a bokken like Karou, ne kenshin?

Kenshin: Hai! Sessha is sure Stephie-dono would hit just as hard as Kaoru- dono, that she would!

Stephie: I may not have a bokken bat but I can do this ... *pulls out her wand and trains it on Liz*

Stephie: Let's see ... which hex shall it be? Hmm?

Liz: GACK! NO!

Liz: Waittaminute!

Liz: I don't have anything to worry about!

Stephie: Yesh? You wish to apologize then?

Liz: ::smiles happily at kenshin::

Kenshin: Uh Liz-dono, we had better apologize. Sessha's ki abilities are not THAT powerful...

Liz: right...

Liz: sorry!

Kenshin: Hai, gomen stephie-dono!

Stephie: All right, that's just lovely. *puts her wand back that away*

Stephie: See how easy that was?

Liz: ::snorts:: hitokiri battousai my a-

Kenshin: Liz-dono! You're worse that Sano!

Liz: Hey! At least I don't run around yelling Kuso all the time... er... wait...

Pippin: *to Stephie as she sat back down beside him* WOW! That was so reminiscent of Gandalf's aura of power.

Stephie: *to Pippin* You flatter me, friend, I am not at all that strong.

Liz: OH yes she is!

Kenshin: ::nods wisely:: Sessha is sure that Liz-dono is right, indeed she is.

Stephi: Aww, now I feel all warm and fuzzy. Thank ye kindly, that I do.

Kenshin: ::remembering how Stephie's aura was equally as powerful as Liz's when he last saw her::

Liz: Welcome.... that you are!

Liz: ::smirks::

Kenshin: Oro! Sessha does not ALWAYS speak like that, that i do... er.... ororororororororo...

Pippin: *pats her hand and gives her the trademakr innocent smile of his*

Stephie: *smiles back at him, actutely happy at having his hand on hers*

Liz: Awwww!!!!!!

Kenshin: ::smiles warmly at the two::

Stephie: *whispers to Pippin* Why don't we give them something to really awww about?

Pippin: *whispers back to Stephie* Yes, let's.

Stephie: *nods and quite literally kisses him soundly*

Liz: AWWWWWW!!!! KAWAII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kenshin: ORO!

Liz: ::snaps fingers:: I got an idea! ::decides to bring out the personification of cuteness::

Liz: ::turns to Kenshin:: Kenshin... would you go get.. HIM?

Kenshin: ::smiles happily:: Hai, liz-dono! ::uses god-like speed to run to fetch him::

Stephie and Pippin glance at each other feeling both thoroughly kissed and quite curious.

Kenshin: ::returns with his favorite, cherished bundle in his arms, and hands him to Liz:: Here Liz-dono...

Stephie:AWWWWWWWWW

Liz: ::cooes to the child:: See Kenji? They think you're cute!

Kenji: ::gurgles happily::

Stephie: Aww, but alas, Pippin and I must go now

Liz: ::hands Kenji back to his father::

Stephie: it is quite late after all

Liz: Okay

Stephie: *pouts*

Liz: ^_^x

Stephie: awww how cute

Stephie: KAWAII

Liz: ::laughs::

Pippin *glances at her amused*

Stephie: All right then, let us go friend, *walks out the door with Pippin*

Stephie: g'night all

Liz: Night you two!

Kenshin: Good night!

Stephie and Pippin wave and disappear out the door

Kenshin: Come Kenji ,let's get you back to your mother... ::goes to find kaoru::