Kat:Plez note, there loads of profanity in this chappie cuz of a guest and you'll see soon...

Anime:If you're reading, sorry cuz I was hyper cuz of sugar, and I was daydreaming, alittle too much. .

*BackStage.*

Crystal:So what's the surprise?

Trio:Yeah what is it!?

Sarah:I not going to tell you. The only clue you have is in the disclaimer.

The four:Aw man.

*Start of show.*

Yami Neo:Welcome to Yu-Gi-Oh! Talk. Crystal Doesn't own her friends, reviewers, authors, The Insult Comic Dog, nor YGO dubb or not. This is your announcer, Yami Neo. Here's your hosts, Crystal and Stormy, their co-hosts, Neo and Firestorm.

Crystal:So that's the clue.

Stormy:Yep. So who's the Insult Comic Dog?

Neo:Who ever it is, he must be part of the chapter.

Firestorm:Maybe.

Audience:*Doesn't understand.* o_____O

Crystal:Back to the show, today's topic is what if Seto or Marik got all three Egpytain God Cards.

Stormy(Kaiba fan), Sara(Another Kaiba fan), and Sarah(Marik fan):YAY!!!! ^__________^

Crystal:-_-O Okay, shut up.

Stormy, Sara, and Sarah:*Glares.*

Crystal:Don't care. Here's Kaiba and Marik!*Both came out and sit down while the three girls are hold down.*

Kaiba:^.^ Sort of great to be back here.

Marik:*Sarah is glopping him.* Uh......um........*Blush.*

Crystal:That's just the authoress. Sarah, let go of him.

Sarah:No!

Marik:It's....um....okay. *Blushes harder.*

Crystal:-_- Fine. So if either of you two had all three cards what would you do.

Kaiba:I would be the most powerest duelist there is and finally beat Yugi!

Marik:I would rule the world!

Someone from the Audience:You can't even do that you son of a bitch! You can't even get your first turn damn fucking straight!*Drops his cigar and picks it up.*

Crystal, Stormy, Neo, Firestorm:o_____________O

Kaiba and Marik:*Wants to jump the person who said that.*

Sarah:^.^~ That must be him!

Crystal, Stormy, Neo, Firestorm:Wha!?

Sarah:*Still holding Marik.*Yup, the guest is Triumph!

Crystal, Stormy, Neo, and Firestorm:NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Triumph:*Walks down.*Yes, it's me and fucking shut up!

Kat:*Goes up to Sarah.*¬.¬ Must he curse alot?

Sarah:*Hold onto Marik abit harder.*¬.¬ Why do you think he's called the Insulting Dog? He suppose to insult people and how crappy they are.

Kat:^.^o Oh, never mind.

Sarah:¬.¬ Go away.

Kat:*Leaves.*

Crystal:So Triumph, are you here to insult the guests?

Triumph:Damn straight I am! I am here to make your lives a living hell! *Throws his cigar at Kaiba.*

Kaiba:HEY!*Throws the cigar at the dog and he catches it in his mouth.*

Crystal:V.V Good thing he's not humping anyone.

Triumph:*Humping some random audience girl's leg.*

Neo:You were saying?

Crystal:V.V I stand corrected. So Kaiba, how can you life change between the cards and Mokuba?

Kaiba:*Staring at the dog.*O________O He's humping the leg off that girl! Damn dog puppet he gets all the girls he wants! At least he's better than the mutt.

Crystal:o_________O Okkaaayyyy....... Moving on. Marik, how would they change your life as you know it?

Marik:*Looking at the dog as well.*Shit.

Crystal:*Very peeved.* WOULD YOU STOP STARING AT THE DAMN DOG!!!!!

Triumph:*Stops for a moment.* Fucking shut up!*Continues to hump.*

Crystal:You! You mother fucker bitch dog!

Everyone except Crystal:*Silent and stares. Kat faints to Crystal's profanity.*

Crystal:----------------__________---------------- We'll continue this in the next epsiode. R&R!