Okay dudes! I know it's been a while since I've even been on the site, but
I am here and I am typing this. I actually am supposed to be in school
right now, but.. I'm sick. It's really weird. My lungs really hurt and
breathing is really hard. I'm goin to the doctor in a lil bit, but I'm
gonna type what I can. So after I post this and you never see another post
again.. I believe I have died. J/k guys, just a lil death humor there. Okay
so... HERE'S THE NEXT FRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNN'
CHAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Disclaimer: I'm too sick to own any thing.*throws wad of tissues at person accusing of my owning anything* But I do own my snot rags!!!
Chap 6: Whisked Away and Ass Matches!
Swords clashed together with a mighty ring. Up above all the fighting Legolas was shooting down a barrage of arrows. Even though it didn't look pretty. It seemed all hope was lost. Legolas was beginning to worry. Haldir had already died, dawn was soon in coming. Legolas felt that the only hope it would bring is that of the other people being able to see who they're killing. Where was Gandalf? He had left the night after his talk with Legolas, where was he now????
"Legolas!" Aragorn called.
"Yes!" Answered the elf running to the man's side.
"We aren't going to make it Legolas." Legolas had to catch his breath.
"What do you mean?"
"I mean, there is no hope left, so it's time that we go out with bravery."
"No!"
"What??"
"We cannot give up that easily. Think about it. We have people we have to live for! Think of Arwen. What would she do if she were to hear that you died. What about Gondor? Gondor still needs you!!!!!!!"
"What about Med? She is a child carrying your child. Do you really want her to live with that?" Legolas was silent as the roar of battle raged on around them.
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Med sat in silence rubbing her growing stomache. It had been 3 days since she'd seen the healer. She looked 4 months pregnant.
"Med?" asked Eowyn sitting down next to her. Med didn't move. "Med, sweet pea?" She blinked. "I know you can hear me!"
Med turned her face towards the ceiling and took a deep breath.
"He says that he's going to marry me, and we could raise a little family. Maybe we'll be alright it's a sacrifice. But my friends keep tellin' me to give it up. Sayin I'm too young I outa live it up. What I need right now is some good advice!" she sang softly at first then screamed it as loud as she could. She put her head down and let the tears just fall silently.
"Med." began Eowyn, "What can I do to help you? You haven't said anything of sense for days. Women have babies all the time."
"I'm not a woman Eowyn," she whispered, "I am a child, 14 years have I seen and that's not enough. Sure I help take care of my little sister but I was 8 years old when she was born! I'm not supposed to have this happen!!!!!!"
"Med, but you are a woman. You've grown so much since you arrived here on Middle Earth. You were trapped on Carhadras, you've been through Moria, you've been dead and back. You 'are' a woman. Just because you don't feel like it right now doesn't mean that you aren't going to be the best mother for this child, what ever it is!"
Med looked at the woman beside her. It seemed like eternity passed in just a few seconds. Med leaned over and hugged Eowyn.
"Thank you Eowyn. You're right, I also need to forgive Legolas for not telling me. He's just looking out for me, I should be grateful."
"That's right, now come on! The rate that baby's growing it'll be out in a few days. There is so much we need to do for the child."
"Yes, I've been sitting here all woe is me, and I got somebody else to worry about!" she smiled.
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Gandalf had arrived with the dawn's breaking light. The battle had been won! Legolas was estatic, he could now go get Med and explain to her this whole mess. Or it seemed.
No, they weren't going back to Edoras. They had to first go to see what devilry Sauruman was up to. That was easily dispatched, but then it would now take them twice as long to get back. But when Gandalf went on ahead with Perigrin Legolas couldn't stand it. Did Gandalf not see the urgency in which he needed to see Med. Obviously not.
He was now riding on to Edoras. Everyday he looked onward hoping to see it's shadow looming towards him. And as each day ended and still no sight of the city he heart sunk even more. (A/N: Poor poor wittle Leggy *sniff sniff* T_T)
"I don't know what you're so sad about," grumped the dwarf, "I don't see what you like about that girl. She's immature, annoying, boring, crazy, fat, and about the ugliest creature I've ever seen."
"Gimli!" warned Aragorn.
"What, the elf's too in 'love' to do anything drastic, so I'm not worried-" his statement was cut short by the knife put to his throat.
"Why don't you do us a favor, Gimli, and.Shut Up, as Med would say," Legolas threatened with a maniacal glint in his eye. The dwarf swallowed and didn't say anything the rest of the day.
"Aragorn?" Legolas asked.
"Yes, Legolas?" the ranger replied.
"You disagree with my union with Med, don't you?"
"Well."
"Why?"
"She's 14! I have the feeling you don't even remember when you were that old!"
"Elves remember a lot of things."
"Not the point. She's a child! You can't expect her to just grow up because she loves you. She doesn't even know the meaning of the word love."
"How would you know? You've never spoken with her! She's just as mature as Arwen!"
"Well, then we need to worry!" The ranger laughed and the subject was dropped, but the elf's mind still buzzed.
That night as he lay resting he tried to remember when he was 14. It was so long ago, as he still tried to remember he feel off into a dream.
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A young elf sat in a large tree. He was hiding. Suddenly another young elf burst through the trees below.
"Amin Feuya ten'lle, Legolas!" she screamed stopping under the tree.
"Amin hiraetha, Helaiana, lle untue amin!" he applolgized jumping down.
"Dolle naa lost," she growled.
"Amin Hiraetha!"
"Auta miqula orqu!"
"Helaiana!"
"Amin delotha lle!"
"Amin hiraetha, ruthaer, sana sina, sa hiraetha," and the boy leaned in to kiss her, but she ducked away.
"Lle lakwenien?" she asked in disbelief, "Mankoi lle uma tanya?"
"Lla naa vanima," he said sensibly.
"Dolle naa lost!" she said throwing up her hands and storming away. He watched her go. Girls knew nothing. That's all love was, right? Looks. Isn't it?
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Med woke up in a cold sweat. She had just had a strange dream. There were two young elves in a wood who were fighting. She could only catch bits and pieces of what they were saying, but it seemed one was mad at the other.
A loud crash went through the house. Someone was shouting orders. He seemed to be in a hurry. Med got out of bed and wrapped a cloak around herself. She shuffled to the door with her hand on the small of her back. As she reached for the door handle it opened for her.
"You must come with me," ordered Gandalf sweeping into her room.
"Well, nice to see you again too," she remarked following him in, he was already packing a bag for her. "Don't put that in there," she ordered, "It's too small." The wizard turned and looked at her.
"My word!"
"Thanks, if didn't already think I was fat, I would now!"
"You are farther along than I expected. You do know don't you?" he asked.
"Well, duh! I think I would put two and two together." The old wizard smiled, not another word was said as they finished packing her things. Gandalf left the room with her bag as she changed into some materity traveling clothes. She came down the stairs slowly holding the banister with one hand and her belly with the other.
"I think something's wrong with her," she smiled as she reached the end of the stairs, "She's too big, too fast!"
"All more need to hurry," said Gandalf leading her out of the house.
"Hold on!" Med stopped and addressed a guard standing near by, "Will you tell the lady Eowyn that I have departed and that I hope she'll be able to see the baby when I return?" He nodded and went off.
It took longer to get down the steps in front of the house than Gandalf wanted, and even longer to get her on the extra horse. Poor little Perigrin was fast asleep on Shadowfax. 'Won't he be surprised to see me like this?' thought Med.
=================================================== Edoras loomed up in the distance. Legolas' heart jumped with joy. He had to restrain himself from leaping off the horse and running the rest of the way. He wasn't hiding his emotions very well, seeing as when Gimli remarked on his estatic state. The first word he'd spoken to the elf in days. Legolas ignored the remark and when they were presented into the hall was surprised to see only Eowyn awaiting them. He ran right up to her.
"Where may I find Med?" he asked. She gave him a puzzled look.
"I thought you knew."
"Knew what?" his heart leaped into his throat.
"That Gandalf had come to get her into Gondor before it was too late."
"When was this?!" he asked his eyes widening with horror.
"Just last night, around midnight."
Legolas said nothing more, just walked off. He was later found, by Gimli, sitting up in a tree under the balcony.
"Are you just going to sit around all day and mope or help us save Middle Earth?" the dwarf shouted up into the tree.
"Maybe." He sighed looking down through the branches.
"Well, if I were Med I certainly wouldn't want the love of my life sitting around on his ASS moping because he can't see me," he growled, "Besides she's the one who's pregnant!"
Legolas looked down at the grumpy little dwarf. He had a point, but Legolas hated to admit it.
"Okay, you might be a little bit right."
"A little bit? I hit the nail on the head my dear elf!"
"How did you get to know so much about how Med thinks?"
"Well after have to spend the past year or so hanging around you two lovebirds, I believe I would know a thing or two about you love birds." Legolas just laughed and jumped down from the tree.
"Gimli, let's go kick sum ass, as Med would say."
"Thank goodness you're back to your senses, but don't think that I agree with you loveing that.thing!"
"Whatever you say Gimli, whatever you say."
*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^**^*^*^*^*^ I believe I shall stop there. Not really a cliffie, but it's good enough for me. Now if you excuse me, I have a core step I have to tend to.....*marches 8to5 off the screen.yes the screen!*
Translations/subtitles!#
Amin Feuya ten'lle, Legolas! :You disgust me Legolas!
Amin hiraetha, Helaiana, lle untue amin! : I'm sorry, Helaiana, you found me!
Dolle naa lost: Your head is empty!
Amin Hiraetha!: I'm sorry!
Auta miqula orqu!: Go kiss an orc!
Helaiana!: Note* That is the chracter's name.
Amin delotha lle!: I hate you!
Amin hiraetha, ruthaer, sana sina, sa hiraetha: I'm sorry, angry one, take this as a sorry. *rough trans.*
Lle lakwenien?: Are you joking?
Mankoi lle uma tanya?: Why did you do that?
Lla naa vanima: You are beautiful.
Dolle naa lost!: Your head is empty!
Disclaimer: I'm too sick to own any thing.*throws wad of tissues at person accusing of my owning anything* But I do own my snot rags!!!
Chap 6: Whisked Away and Ass Matches!
Swords clashed together with a mighty ring. Up above all the fighting Legolas was shooting down a barrage of arrows. Even though it didn't look pretty. It seemed all hope was lost. Legolas was beginning to worry. Haldir had already died, dawn was soon in coming. Legolas felt that the only hope it would bring is that of the other people being able to see who they're killing. Where was Gandalf? He had left the night after his talk with Legolas, where was he now????
"Legolas!" Aragorn called.
"Yes!" Answered the elf running to the man's side.
"We aren't going to make it Legolas." Legolas had to catch his breath.
"What do you mean?"
"I mean, there is no hope left, so it's time that we go out with bravery."
"No!"
"What??"
"We cannot give up that easily. Think about it. We have people we have to live for! Think of Arwen. What would she do if she were to hear that you died. What about Gondor? Gondor still needs you!!!!!!!"
"What about Med? She is a child carrying your child. Do you really want her to live with that?" Legolas was silent as the roar of battle raged on around them.
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Med sat in silence rubbing her growing stomache. It had been 3 days since she'd seen the healer. She looked 4 months pregnant.
"Med?" asked Eowyn sitting down next to her. Med didn't move. "Med, sweet pea?" She blinked. "I know you can hear me!"
Med turned her face towards the ceiling and took a deep breath.
"He says that he's going to marry me, and we could raise a little family. Maybe we'll be alright it's a sacrifice. But my friends keep tellin' me to give it up. Sayin I'm too young I outa live it up. What I need right now is some good advice!" she sang softly at first then screamed it as loud as she could. She put her head down and let the tears just fall silently.
"Med." began Eowyn, "What can I do to help you? You haven't said anything of sense for days. Women have babies all the time."
"I'm not a woman Eowyn," she whispered, "I am a child, 14 years have I seen and that's not enough. Sure I help take care of my little sister but I was 8 years old when she was born! I'm not supposed to have this happen!!!!!!"
"Med, but you are a woman. You've grown so much since you arrived here on Middle Earth. You were trapped on Carhadras, you've been through Moria, you've been dead and back. You 'are' a woman. Just because you don't feel like it right now doesn't mean that you aren't going to be the best mother for this child, what ever it is!"
Med looked at the woman beside her. It seemed like eternity passed in just a few seconds. Med leaned over and hugged Eowyn.
"Thank you Eowyn. You're right, I also need to forgive Legolas for not telling me. He's just looking out for me, I should be grateful."
"That's right, now come on! The rate that baby's growing it'll be out in a few days. There is so much we need to do for the child."
"Yes, I've been sitting here all woe is me, and I got somebody else to worry about!" she smiled.
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Gandalf had arrived with the dawn's breaking light. The battle had been won! Legolas was estatic, he could now go get Med and explain to her this whole mess. Or it seemed.
No, they weren't going back to Edoras. They had to first go to see what devilry Sauruman was up to. That was easily dispatched, but then it would now take them twice as long to get back. But when Gandalf went on ahead with Perigrin Legolas couldn't stand it. Did Gandalf not see the urgency in which he needed to see Med. Obviously not.
He was now riding on to Edoras. Everyday he looked onward hoping to see it's shadow looming towards him. And as each day ended and still no sight of the city he heart sunk even more. (A/N: Poor poor wittle Leggy *sniff sniff* T_T)
"I don't know what you're so sad about," grumped the dwarf, "I don't see what you like about that girl. She's immature, annoying, boring, crazy, fat, and about the ugliest creature I've ever seen."
"Gimli!" warned Aragorn.
"What, the elf's too in 'love' to do anything drastic, so I'm not worried-" his statement was cut short by the knife put to his throat.
"Why don't you do us a favor, Gimli, and.Shut Up, as Med would say," Legolas threatened with a maniacal glint in his eye. The dwarf swallowed and didn't say anything the rest of the day.
"Aragorn?" Legolas asked.
"Yes, Legolas?" the ranger replied.
"You disagree with my union with Med, don't you?"
"Well."
"Why?"
"She's 14! I have the feeling you don't even remember when you were that old!"
"Elves remember a lot of things."
"Not the point. She's a child! You can't expect her to just grow up because she loves you. She doesn't even know the meaning of the word love."
"How would you know? You've never spoken with her! She's just as mature as Arwen!"
"Well, then we need to worry!" The ranger laughed and the subject was dropped, but the elf's mind still buzzed.
That night as he lay resting he tried to remember when he was 14. It was so long ago, as he still tried to remember he feel off into a dream.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
A young elf sat in a large tree. He was hiding. Suddenly another young elf burst through the trees below.
"Amin Feuya ten'lle, Legolas!" she screamed stopping under the tree.
"Amin hiraetha, Helaiana, lle untue amin!" he applolgized jumping down.
"Dolle naa lost," she growled.
"Amin Hiraetha!"
"Auta miqula orqu!"
"Helaiana!"
"Amin delotha lle!"
"Amin hiraetha, ruthaer, sana sina, sa hiraetha," and the boy leaned in to kiss her, but she ducked away.
"Lle lakwenien?" she asked in disbelief, "Mankoi lle uma tanya?"
"Lla naa vanima," he said sensibly.
"Dolle naa lost!" she said throwing up her hands and storming away. He watched her go. Girls knew nothing. That's all love was, right? Looks. Isn't it?
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Med woke up in a cold sweat. She had just had a strange dream. There were two young elves in a wood who were fighting. She could only catch bits and pieces of what they were saying, but it seemed one was mad at the other.
A loud crash went through the house. Someone was shouting orders. He seemed to be in a hurry. Med got out of bed and wrapped a cloak around herself. She shuffled to the door with her hand on the small of her back. As she reached for the door handle it opened for her.
"You must come with me," ordered Gandalf sweeping into her room.
"Well, nice to see you again too," she remarked following him in, he was already packing a bag for her. "Don't put that in there," she ordered, "It's too small." The wizard turned and looked at her.
"My word!"
"Thanks, if didn't already think I was fat, I would now!"
"You are farther along than I expected. You do know don't you?" he asked.
"Well, duh! I think I would put two and two together." The old wizard smiled, not another word was said as they finished packing her things. Gandalf left the room with her bag as she changed into some materity traveling clothes. She came down the stairs slowly holding the banister with one hand and her belly with the other.
"I think something's wrong with her," she smiled as she reached the end of the stairs, "She's too big, too fast!"
"All more need to hurry," said Gandalf leading her out of the house.
"Hold on!" Med stopped and addressed a guard standing near by, "Will you tell the lady Eowyn that I have departed and that I hope she'll be able to see the baby when I return?" He nodded and went off.
It took longer to get down the steps in front of the house than Gandalf wanted, and even longer to get her on the extra horse. Poor little Perigrin was fast asleep on Shadowfax. 'Won't he be surprised to see me like this?' thought Med.
=================================================== Edoras loomed up in the distance. Legolas' heart jumped with joy. He had to restrain himself from leaping off the horse and running the rest of the way. He wasn't hiding his emotions very well, seeing as when Gimli remarked on his estatic state. The first word he'd spoken to the elf in days. Legolas ignored the remark and when they were presented into the hall was surprised to see only Eowyn awaiting them. He ran right up to her.
"Where may I find Med?" he asked. She gave him a puzzled look.
"I thought you knew."
"Knew what?" his heart leaped into his throat.
"That Gandalf had come to get her into Gondor before it was too late."
"When was this?!" he asked his eyes widening with horror.
"Just last night, around midnight."
Legolas said nothing more, just walked off. He was later found, by Gimli, sitting up in a tree under the balcony.
"Are you just going to sit around all day and mope or help us save Middle Earth?" the dwarf shouted up into the tree.
"Maybe." He sighed looking down through the branches.
"Well, if I were Med I certainly wouldn't want the love of my life sitting around on his ASS moping because he can't see me," he growled, "Besides she's the one who's pregnant!"
Legolas looked down at the grumpy little dwarf. He had a point, but Legolas hated to admit it.
"Okay, you might be a little bit right."
"A little bit? I hit the nail on the head my dear elf!"
"How did you get to know so much about how Med thinks?"
"Well after have to spend the past year or so hanging around you two lovebirds, I believe I would know a thing or two about you love birds." Legolas just laughed and jumped down from the tree.
"Gimli, let's go kick sum ass, as Med would say."
"Thank goodness you're back to your senses, but don't think that I agree with you loveing that.thing!"
"Whatever you say Gimli, whatever you say."
*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^**^*^*^*^*^ I believe I shall stop there. Not really a cliffie, but it's good enough for me. Now if you excuse me, I have a core step I have to tend to.....*marches 8to5 off the screen.yes the screen!*
Translations/subtitles!#
Amin Feuya ten'lle, Legolas! :You disgust me Legolas!
Amin hiraetha, Helaiana, lle untue amin! : I'm sorry, Helaiana, you found me!
Dolle naa lost: Your head is empty!
Amin Hiraetha!: I'm sorry!
Auta miqula orqu!: Go kiss an orc!
Helaiana!: Note* That is the chracter's name.
Amin delotha lle!: I hate you!
Amin hiraetha, ruthaer, sana sina, sa hiraetha: I'm sorry, angry one, take this as a sorry. *rough trans.*
Lle lakwenien?: Are you joking?
Mankoi lle uma tanya?: Why did you do that?
Lla naa vanima: You are beautiful.
Dolle naa lost!: Your head is empty!