Well, well well, look who's back! Yes it's me! I just about done with this
fic! YAY! Marching season's almost over! BOO! We're goin' to the dome!!!!
MILK!!!!! *don't ask* I didn't die, like you may have thought, and I am
currently listening to my Clay Aiken cd. *swoons and kisses her pictures of
him* I love my Clay, almost as much as Med loves her Leggy! Almost. Enjoy
dudes. Here's the next friggin chapter!
Disclaimer: I think I've said this waaaay too many times. But just so you don't get any weird ideas.. I don't own anything in this fic, except the character Med, my marching shoes, my flute, and Mr. Hayes' soul!!!!!!!!!!! BWA HA HA HAAAAA! *not really, about the soul thing*
Chap. 7: Introducing: The Karate Kid-o!
It was early morning and Med looked out her window to see the sun rise. She watched as flocks of women and children escaped from the city. Med had refused to go. No matter how much Gandalf pleaded she wouldn't go. She wanted to stay here and wait for Legolas. She just hoped that Legolas would return before the baby came.
Speaking of the baby, it was now about 6 months along physically, in all actuality it was just 5 days old. She placed a hand on her baby, a slight movement bumped under her hand. That little baby was a fighter. Med had a feeling it was a girl. She wished it was a girl, she always dreamed of having a little girl and raising her to be the most wonderful child ever. As if! She sighed as Pippin stirred behind her.
"Ello? Who are you?" She turned to face him. "Bloody Hell! Med?"
"Hello Perigrin!" she grinned.
"You're pregnant!"
"Duh!" she laughed, "Aren't we captain obvious?"
"I don't know what you mean, but.wow!"
"That's what I thought," said turning back to face the window.
"So. is it. you know.Legolas'?"
"Yes," she replied plainly.
"Wow," (O.O)
"There will be a battle today, a war to end all wars, so. be ready." She sighed and rubbed her belly and walked away from the window and sat on a chair.
"How do you know this?"
"It's long and complicated so just believe me,"
"Alright," and with that the little hobbit got up and went to find Gandalf.
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An erie feeling drifted over the group. They had stopped and Aragorn had long ago called the lost souls to him. Legolas only hoped that Med was okay. He couldn't concentrate; he was so distracted that when Eomer came up behind him he smacked the Rohirrim with his hand.
"Watch yourself, friend elf," answered the man smiling. Legolas said nothing and turned back around. "What is this? An elf down spirited?"
"If only you knew the amount of my spirit then you would know not to worry about it," answered the elf.
"Ahh, but I do know. I know all about the woman that you have asked to marry you. I know that she is great with child, I also know that she hopes that you will be there when it is born." Legolas looked at the man quizzically. "Did you not know that she and my sister were inseparable during her stay at Edoras?"
"I had no idea!"
"Believe me, she misses you 10 times more, and hates you 20 more times, but in the end she'll love 50 times over!"
"Your wisdom is amazing!" remarked Legolas.
"I should know I have a sister, and one thing I learned from her is that in the end a woman will always love you, but she'll hate you first." He patted Legolas on the back and then walked off.
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Med was standing at the window again, only now she watched the battle rage on around her. She looked into the sky to see the flying wraiths, and she felt herself grow cold but thought of her child and pushed it away. The baby kicked as if to say, 'I don't like that, make it go away.' Med patted her stomache.
"Hush little one," she cooed, "Hush." She looked back out the window to see an orc attack a Gondor soldier and kill him. She softly sang to her unborn fetus as if it could actually hear her.
"Hush sweet little one, don't you cry. Can't you see, that I'm by your side? Young one don't fret; watch the sky, even though dark things fly by your eyes. Think of your dreams, think of your dad, think of all the wondrous things, don't be sad. Hush sweet little one, don't you cry. Can't you see, I'm by your side." It seemed to calm the child.
Suddenly, a bang rang throughout the house.
"Who's there?" Med asked frantically. No one answered. She walked deeper into the house. "Hello? If you are intruding, I'll have you know that Gandalf the Grey protects me, and shall curse you if-" She stopped short, to see a man standing in front of her.
"Don't come any closer!" she ordered holding her belly protectively. The man moved forward. "I swear, don't move any closer!" He didn't stop. She grabbed the knife that Legolas had given her from around her large waist. "I know how to use this!" He still came closer he was about 3 feet from her now.
Not a sound was made. All that could be heard was Med's own ragged breath. He looked into her eyes. She looked into his. The baby kicked. She dropped the knife. He stepped closer.
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Legolas charged into the battle. He swung his knife swiftly dismembering many enemies in a short amount of time. He wanted to end this quickly and find Med and make sure she was okay. They could not allow the enemy into the city. There was no way Legolas would allow them to harm his Med. No way in Hell. He only hoped she was okay. He hoped the baby was okay.
An orc came at him but was stopped short by Gimli hacking it's knees from under it.
"Come on Elf! Do you want to save Middle Earth or are you just going to stand there?" Legolas got back into action.
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The baby kicked again, she fell to her knees. She looked up to see the man standing over top of her. He looked down at her. She looked into his dark brown eyes and saw nothing. He was blank and lifeless. She feared for her life, no her childs life!
"Who are you?" she asked. He said nothing. He helped her up.
"It is by order of the steward that you get to safety. It is not safe for you to be here."
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Legolas looked into the sky. It was dark. Very dark, in fact it was as if the sun would never shine again. He did not feel like he should. He should feel great. They saved Gondor, but he still felt as if there was nothing they could do. But as Gandalf had said, it is now up to the ring bearer.
They were heading into the city. He was finally going to see Med. It had been far too long. He needed to see his fiancé and unborn child. But first a large fandango of Aragorn worship was to be dealt with.
After escaping, he went to the healers place. He asked many people where the pregnant woman was but they had no idea. He wandered for many a while until he heard a familiar voice singing softly.
"Hush sweet little one, don't you cry. Can't you see, that I'm by your side? Young one don't fret; watch the sky, even though dark things fly by your eyes. Think of your dreams, think of your dad, think of all the wondrous things, don't be sad. Hush sweet little one, don't you cry. Can't you see, I'm by your side." He followed the voice till he came to a door. It was open just a small bit he peaked in, just in case. He saw the back of a woman with long flowing dark brown hair. She was humming quietly now, holding her large belly.
"Excuse me? Ma'am? Do you happen to know where I can find a young girl who looks to be pregnant?"
"Oh, yes! I do, she's in here come in boy!" answered the woman. He walked in just as the woman in the chair turned around and smiled at him.
"Med?!"
"Don't tell me, I already know that I'm fat okay!" she grinned.
"You're-you're-"
"Fat?" she answered.
"No. you're really there!"
"Yes, darling lil Leggy dear!" She stood up slowly only to be about knocked back down by an elf enveloping her in a mighty hug.
"I missed you so much," he whispered.
"I missed you too," she sobbed into his hair. They pulled back and Legolas held her at arms length to look her over.
"Well, I see that. well. your."
"Pregnant?"
"Yes. and."
"Practically 8 months pregnant,"
"Yes. and."
"I'm fat."
"Yes-I mean NO!" Med just laughed.
"What I mean is, you aren't mad at me."
"What ever gave you that idea!" she snapped taking the poor elf aback, "You have put me through hell and back. My back is killing me, this little kido will not calm down. It kicks like it's the karate kid, and it's your fault that this has happened. If you hadn't proposed to me, I wouldn't have had sex with you and if I hadn't've had sex with you I wouldn't be here shoutin at ya! And ya know what else You-" she was stopped short by Legolas grabbing her and kissing her.
"Are so damn sexy!" she finished and kissed him again.
"So what are we going to name it?" he asked sitting down next to her on her bed.
"I don't really know. I haven't thought about it, at all."
"What about Megolas?"
"For Girl or Boy?"
"Girl, that is what it is."
"And how do you know Mr. Smarty pants elf boy?"
"It's one of those little 'perks' to being an elf."
"Well, I think Megolas is a fine name, for a beautiful little half-elf," she said holding her stomache. Legolas placed his hand on top of hers. The baby kicked.
"What was that?!" asked the elf.
"She kicked she does it quiet-" Med stopped short, "Oh shit!"
"What!?"
"My water just broke!"
*^*^*^*^*^*^**^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^ Ha! Don't you just hate my cliffies! ^_^ I don't so ha! That's all that really matters! Hope you've enjoyed, the next chapter is the last one just to prepare you and I will have a short epilogue. Hope you've loved it as much as I have! Luvs yas! I'm goin now, I've got a really bad head ache! Laterz!!!!!!!!!!!!!! P.S. Hi Panda! Go munchies!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! (manly grunt: UH!)
Disclaimer: I think I've said this waaaay too many times. But just so you don't get any weird ideas.. I don't own anything in this fic, except the character Med, my marching shoes, my flute, and Mr. Hayes' soul!!!!!!!!!!! BWA HA HA HAAAAA! *not really, about the soul thing*
Chap. 7: Introducing: The Karate Kid-o!
It was early morning and Med looked out her window to see the sun rise. She watched as flocks of women and children escaped from the city. Med had refused to go. No matter how much Gandalf pleaded she wouldn't go. She wanted to stay here and wait for Legolas. She just hoped that Legolas would return before the baby came.
Speaking of the baby, it was now about 6 months along physically, in all actuality it was just 5 days old. She placed a hand on her baby, a slight movement bumped under her hand. That little baby was a fighter. Med had a feeling it was a girl. She wished it was a girl, she always dreamed of having a little girl and raising her to be the most wonderful child ever. As if! She sighed as Pippin stirred behind her.
"Ello? Who are you?" She turned to face him. "Bloody Hell! Med?"
"Hello Perigrin!" she grinned.
"You're pregnant!"
"Duh!" she laughed, "Aren't we captain obvious?"
"I don't know what you mean, but.wow!"
"That's what I thought," said turning back to face the window.
"So. is it. you know.Legolas'?"
"Yes," she replied plainly.
"Wow," (O.O)
"There will be a battle today, a war to end all wars, so. be ready." She sighed and rubbed her belly and walked away from the window and sat on a chair.
"How do you know this?"
"It's long and complicated so just believe me,"
"Alright," and with that the little hobbit got up and went to find Gandalf.
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An erie feeling drifted over the group. They had stopped and Aragorn had long ago called the lost souls to him. Legolas only hoped that Med was okay. He couldn't concentrate; he was so distracted that when Eomer came up behind him he smacked the Rohirrim with his hand.
"Watch yourself, friend elf," answered the man smiling. Legolas said nothing and turned back around. "What is this? An elf down spirited?"
"If only you knew the amount of my spirit then you would know not to worry about it," answered the elf.
"Ahh, but I do know. I know all about the woman that you have asked to marry you. I know that she is great with child, I also know that she hopes that you will be there when it is born." Legolas looked at the man quizzically. "Did you not know that she and my sister were inseparable during her stay at Edoras?"
"I had no idea!"
"Believe me, she misses you 10 times more, and hates you 20 more times, but in the end she'll love 50 times over!"
"Your wisdom is amazing!" remarked Legolas.
"I should know I have a sister, and one thing I learned from her is that in the end a woman will always love you, but she'll hate you first." He patted Legolas on the back and then walked off.
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Med was standing at the window again, only now she watched the battle rage on around her. She looked into the sky to see the flying wraiths, and she felt herself grow cold but thought of her child and pushed it away. The baby kicked as if to say, 'I don't like that, make it go away.' Med patted her stomache.
"Hush little one," she cooed, "Hush." She looked back out the window to see an orc attack a Gondor soldier and kill him. She softly sang to her unborn fetus as if it could actually hear her.
"Hush sweet little one, don't you cry. Can't you see, that I'm by your side? Young one don't fret; watch the sky, even though dark things fly by your eyes. Think of your dreams, think of your dad, think of all the wondrous things, don't be sad. Hush sweet little one, don't you cry. Can't you see, I'm by your side." It seemed to calm the child.
Suddenly, a bang rang throughout the house.
"Who's there?" Med asked frantically. No one answered. She walked deeper into the house. "Hello? If you are intruding, I'll have you know that Gandalf the Grey protects me, and shall curse you if-" She stopped short, to see a man standing in front of her.
"Don't come any closer!" she ordered holding her belly protectively. The man moved forward. "I swear, don't move any closer!" He didn't stop. She grabbed the knife that Legolas had given her from around her large waist. "I know how to use this!" He still came closer he was about 3 feet from her now.
Not a sound was made. All that could be heard was Med's own ragged breath. He looked into her eyes. She looked into his. The baby kicked. She dropped the knife. He stepped closer.
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Legolas charged into the battle. He swung his knife swiftly dismembering many enemies in a short amount of time. He wanted to end this quickly and find Med and make sure she was okay. They could not allow the enemy into the city. There was no way Legolas would allow them to harm his Med. No way in Hell. He only hoped she was okay. He hoped the baby was okay.
An orc came at him but was stopped short by Gimli hacking it's knees from under it.
"Come on Elf! Do you want to save Middle Earth or are you just going to stand there?" Legolas got back into action.
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The baby kicked again, she fell to her knees. She looked up to see the man standing over top of her. He looked down at her. She looked into his dark brown eyes and saw nothing. He was blank and lifeless. She feared for her life, no her childs life!
"Who are you?" she asked. He said nothing. He helped her up.
"It is by order of the steward that you get to safety. It is not safe for you to be here."
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Legolas looked into the sky. It was dark. Very dark, in fact it was as if the sun would never shine again. He did not feel like he should. He should feel great. They saved Gondor, but he still felt as if there was nothing they could do. But as Gandalf had said, it is now up to the ring bearer.
They were heading into the city. He was finally going to see Med. It had been far too long. He needed to see his fiancé and unborn child. But first a large fandango of Aragorn worship was to be dealt with.
After escaping, he went to the healers place. He asked many people where the pregnant woman was but they had no idea. He wandered for many a while until he heard a familiar voice singing softly.
"Hush sweet little one, don't you cry. Can't you see, that I'm by your side? Young one don't fret; watch the sky, even though dark things fly by your eyes. Think of your dreams, think of your dad, think of all the wondrous things, don't be sad. Hush sweet little one, don't you cry. Can't you see, I'm by your side." He followed the voice till he came to a door. It was open just a small bit he peaked in, just in case. He saw the back of a woman with long flowing dark brown hair. She was humming quietly now, holding her large belly.
"Excuse me? Ma'am? Do you happen to know where I can find a young girl who looks to be pregnant?"
"Oh, yes! I do, she's in here come in boy!" answered the woman. He walked in just as the woman in the chair turned around and smiled at him.
"Med?!"
"Don't tell me, I already know that I'm fat okay!" she grinned.
"You're-you're-"
"Fat?" she answered.
"No. you're really there!"
"Yes, darling lil Leggy dear!" She stood up slowly only to be about knocked back down by an elf enveloping her in a mighty hug.
"I missed you so much," he whispered.
"I missed you too," she sobbed into his hair. They pulled back and Legolas held her at arms length to look her over.
"Well, I see that. well. your."
"Pregnant?"
"Yes. and."
"Practically 8 months pregnant,"
"Yes. and."
"I'm fat."
"Yes-I mean NO!" Med just laughed.
"What I mean is, you aren't mad at me."
"What ever gave you that idea!" she snapped taking the poor elf aback, "You have put me through hell and back. My back is killing me, this little kido will not calm down. It kicks like it's the karate kid, and it's your fault that this has happened. If you hadn't proposed to me, I wouldn't have had sex with you and if I hadn't've had sex with you I wouldn't be here shoutin at ya! And ya know what else You-" she was stopped short by Legolas grabbing her and kissing her.
"Are so damn sexy!" she finished and kissed him again.
"So what are we going to name it?" he asked sitting down next to her on her bed.
"I don't really know. I haven't thought about it, at all."
"What about Megolas?"
"For Girl or Boy?"
"Girl, that is what it is."
"And how do you know Mr. Smarty pants elf boy?"
"It's one of those little 'perks' to being an elf."
"Well, I think Megolas is a fine name, for a beautiful little half-elf," she said holding her stomache. Legolas placed his hand on top of hers. The baby kicked.
"What was that?!" asked the elf.
"She kicked she does it quiet-" Med stopped short, "Oh shit!"
"What!?"
"My water just broke!"
*^*^*^*^*^*^**^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^ Ha! Don't you just hate my cliffies! ^_^ I don't so ha! That's all that really matters! Hope you've enjoyed, the next chapter is the last one just to prepare you and I will have a short epilogue. Hope you've loved it as much as I have! Luvs yas! I'm goin now, I've got a really bad head ache! Laterz!!!!!!!!!!!!!! P.S. Hi Panda! Go munchies!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! (manly grunt: UH!)