A/N: Hello. . . . . I'm back with another one of those crazy-ass fictions! R/R plz!

Inuyasha Short number 2:Deeper In, Deeper in

Jericho walked pasted the small wooden hut, happily cleaning his Glock 18 until he heard something coming out from inside the hut. It sounded like Kagome and Inuyasha.

"Come on! Stuff it in deeper! Deeper! Yes!"

Jericho cleaned out the earwax from his ear and listened to find out if he was thinking the fight thing.

"Harder, Inuyasha! HARDER IN! Faster. . . Faster. . . FASTER!"

Jericho heard all he needed to hear. He smashed the door open.

"What in the blue hell do you two think you are – huh?"

Inuyasha had a pile of cotton in his hand, and Kagome was stitching a teddy bear up. In the corner there was a large pile of teddy bears, and a note on the wall said they needed to be at the teddy bear stand by 5:00 EST. Jericho checked his watch. It was 4:45.

"Eh. . . heh. . ."

Jericho scratched his head and backed up and slowly walked away.

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Another one of my shorts that cannot be confined to. . . . . . the Twilight Zone! Please R/R! And now, an interview with our people:

Inuyasha: What the hell were you thinking busting the door in like that?

Jericho: Well, the noises that came from Kagome sounded like you were doing "you-know-what".

Inuyasha: -. -*