James Bond is currently in bed with Jinx (at the end of die another day), when his wristwatch goes off.
"Sorry, duty calls," said James as he pushed the button on his watch. "What is it M?"
"I have an assignment for you, that calls for very cautious measures," Said M, "I want you to go to America, in a large city named Gotham City, famous for its superhero, Batman."
"Batman, you really believe that garbage, M?" Asked James, sarcastically.
"Now James, the person who gave you this case, is someone who claims they knew you a long time ago." She said. "His name is Alfred Pennyworth, he is currently working as butler for Bruce Wayne, Gotham City's biggest Aristocrat, he says he used to work for Buckingham Palace."
"Ah yes, he's an old friend of mine." Said James. "But, about this bat business, I think Alfred may be a little too old to be giving out missions.
"James, you have to learn, Batman is Gotham City's crime fighter. He literally runs the police department, the police in Gotham seem to slack off a little too much."
"Okay, M, but don't you think I should take Jinx with me, as back-up?"
"We already had that arranged, James, I already talked to American officials, and they said it would be the two of you attempting to save batman from the person who captured him, The Joker."
"Sounds like a funny fellow!"
"James, your plane arrives tonight in Twenty-Two hundred hours, be ready by then."
"Okay, Jinx, we've got a job on our way."
"What's the deal?" Jinx replied.
"We have to save some crime-fighter, who's called "Batman" from his arch-nemesis, The Joker."
"Sounds like some kind of freaky dream world."
"I wish it were."
"Sorry, duty calls," said James as he pushed the button on his watch. "What is it M?"
"I have an assignment for you, that calls for very cautious measures," Said M, "I want you to go to America, in a large city named Gotham City, famous for its superhero, Batman."
"Batman, you really believe that garbage, M?" Asked James, sarcastically.
"Now James, the person who gave you this case, is someone who claims they knew you a long time ago." She said. "His name is Alfred Pennyworth, he is currently working as butler for Bruce Wayne, Gotham City's biggest Aristocrat, he says he used to work for Buckingham Palace."
"Ah yes, he's an old friend of mine." Said James. "But, about this bat business, I think Alfred may be a little too old to be giving out missions.
"James, you have to learn, Batman is Gotham City's crime fighter. He literally runs the police department, the police in Gotham seem to slack off a little too much."
"Okay, M, but don't you think I should take Jinx with me, as back-up?"
"We already had that arranged, James, I already talked to American officials, and they said it would be the two of you attempting to save batman from the person who captured him, The Joker."
"Sounds like a funny fellow!"
"James, your plane arrives tonight in Twenty-Two hundred hours, be ready by then."
"Okay, Jinx, we've got a job on our way."
"What's the deal?" Jinx replied.
"We have to save some crime-fighter, who's called "Batman" from his arch-nemesis, The Joker."
"Sounds like some kind of freaky dream world."
"I wish it were."