Trfan- Ok everyone!! Hi! Hi!! I said hi!!!
K14- Ok, ok, ok. You don't have to scream. We all see ya!!
Trfan- Well, I am just getting peoples' attention. Anyways, as you can see, which I never thought it possible, KK is out of denial. A few minutes after I left everyone, I found out that it was just gas. She had cramps, and everything.
K14- Ha, ha, ha. Just write your dang story.
Trfan- Ok, ok. Don't get your panties in a wad. Here we go with Chapter 2 of the story.
~~~~~~~~Zelda-Ch. 2~~~~~~~~
Link- Zelda!! Wha---What are you doing here?
Princess Zelda had a horror struck look on her face. A look that was frightening to Link. Like she had just seen a ghost.
Zelda- I thought you were---I've heard stories that you were---dead.
Link now understood why Zelda had the look she had. He had heard the stories. Ever since Link defeated Ganondorf, he tried to stay low, you know, undercover, unable to be seen, by hiding in the forest where he grew up as a child.
Link- Oh, Zelda. How could you be so gullible? I went back to the forest after the battle and I have stayed there. I thought of coming back to the newly built castle, you know, just to check it out. However I had second thoughts. I decided to stay and keep Saria company.
Zelda- Really!? I was really scared. I came back here to find shelter from the storm. I woke up one foggy morning and was determined to find you. I couldn't bear it any longer!! I had to find you and tell you that I---
Link- Love you!! I love you Zelda. I went out looking for you, too. I got stuck in that storm out there. It is terrible out there! It's fate!! We were meant to be together.
Zelda stood there in awe. Simultaneously, both Zelda and Link turned to Impa, Zelda in tears, and Link almost in tears. Impa was making really wired noises. Kind of like snorts mixed in with soft, delicate cries.
Zelda- Oh, Impa! Don't cry.
Impa- it is just such a wonderful moment!!!
Link and Zelda- Awwww!!!! Impa- ~sniffling~ Carry on.
Zelda- Well, now that we both poured our hearts out to each other, will you tell me where you are now going?
Link- Well I, I, I, am going to see some of my old friends.
Zelda- Can I come with you ? Please!! Please!!!
Link- Well I don't know. I say yes, totally!! However, there is one little minor problem. I am married in the Zora's Domain. I am married to the princess there, named Princess Ruto.
Zelda looked at Link and scowled.
Zelda- You tell me this now?! After I express my feelings for you?!
Link- Now, now, now Zelda, listen to me. Remember how I had to get the Sapphire Ruby for you? Well that was the jewel of the princess to give to whomever she was going to marry. So I did the first thing that came to mind. I had to get the stone!!
Zelda- Sorry, just please stop yelling at me. I perfectly understand.
Link- Ok, thank you. So whatever happens, I love you and you can't let Princess Ruto know. She will kill you and then come after me.
Zelda- Right!! Impa, will you do me a huge favor and tell the guards and the staff at the castle that I will be gone for a while.
Impa- Anything for you, Princess Zelda. I will do this right away. I wish you and Link the best on both your traveling and in your relationship. Bye now! ~sniff~
At the moment, Impa takes a little, pebble-sized, shiny ball out from her back pocket, and slams it down on the ground in front of her. There was a blinding flash and then a deafening sound. She was gone.
Link- Shall we head off to see Darunia, the king of the Gorons?
Zelda- Sure!! Trfan- KK? KK? KK!!!
K14- If you are going to insult me, I am never coming back!!! (yelling from across the hall)
Trfan- Ok then, see ya next week!! I just wanted to know if you found anything up there.
K14- What!?
Trfan- Is it true?! Is there really gold up there?
K14- ~acting oblivious~ What do you mean? Oh, Trfan, you're going to get it!! You weren't supposed to be looking. I looked to see if the coast was clear first, then I would pick my nose.
Trfan- Sorry, but you know I just have to let the world know about it. Anyways I will get back to you all next chapter and I have to go really fast and run down the block to get away from KK and the Sunday edition of the newspaper. See ya soon!!!
K14- Ok, ok, ok. You don't have to scream. We all see ya!!
Trfan- Well, I am just getting peoples' attention. Anyways, as you can see, which I never thought it possible, KK is out of denial. A few minutes after I left everyone, I found out that it was just gas. She had cramps, and everything.
K14- Ha, ha, ha. Just write your dang story.
Trfan- Ok, ok. Don't get your panties in a wad. Here we go with Chapter 2 of the story.
~~~~~~~~Zelda-Ch. 2~~~~~~~~
Link- Zelda!! Wha---What are you doing here?
Princess Zelda had a horror struck look on her face. A look that was frightening to Link. Like she had just seen a ghost.
Zelda- I thought you were---I've heard stories that you were---dead.
Link now understood why Zelda had the look she had. He had heard the stories. Ever since Link defeated Ganondorf, he tried to stay low, you know, undercover, unable to be seen, by hiding in the forest where he grew up as a child.
Link- Oh, Zelda. How could you be so gullible? I went back to the forest after the battle and I have stayed there. I thought of coming back to the newly built castle, you know, just to check it out. However I had second thoughts. I decided to stay and keep Saria company.
Zelda- Really!? I was really scared. I came back here to find shelter from the storm. I woke up one foggy morning and was determined to find you. I couldn't bear it any longer!! I had to find you and tell you that I---
Link- Love you!! I love you Zelda. I went out looking for you, too. I got stuck in that storm out there. It is terrible out there! It's fate!! We were meant to be together.
Zelda stood there in awe. Simultaneously, both Zelda and Link turned to Impa, Zelda in tears, and Link almost in tears. Impa was making really wired noises. Kind of like snorts mixed in with soft, delicate cries.
Zelda- Oh, Impa! Don't cry.
Impa- it is just such a wonderful moment!!!
Link and Zelda- Awwww!!!! Impa- ~sniffling~ Carry on.
Zelda- Well, now that we both poured our hearts out to each other, will you tell me where you are now going?
Link- Well I, I, I, am going to see some of my old friends.
Zelda- Can I come with you ? Please!! Please!!!
Link- Well I don't know. I say yes, totally!! However, there is one little minor problem. I am married in the Zora's Domain. I am married to the princess there, named Princess Ruto.
Zelda looked at Link and scowled.
Zelda- You tell me this now?! After I express my feelings for you?!
Link- Now, now, now Zelda, listen to me. Remember how I had to get the Sapphire Ruby for you? Well that was the jewel of the princess to give to whomever she was going to marry. So I did the first thing that came to mind. I had to get the stone!!
Zelda- Sorry, just please stop yelling at me. I perfectly understand.
Link- Ok, thank you. So whatever happens, I love you and you can't let Princess Ruto know. She will kill you and then come after me.
Zelda- Right!! Impa, will you do me a huge favor and tell the guards and the staff at the castle that I will be gone for a while.
Impa- Anything for you, Princess Zelda. I will do this right away. I wish you and Link the best on both your traveling and in your relationship. Bye now! ~sniff~
At the moment, Impa takes a little, pebble-sized, shiny ball out from her back pocket, and slams it down on the ground in front of her. There was a blinding flash and then a deafening sound. She was gone.
Link- Shall we head off to see Darunia, the king of the Gorons?
Zelda- Sure!! Trfan- KK? KK? KK!!!
K14- If you are going to insult me, I am never coming back!!! (yelling from across the hall)
Trfan- Ok then, see ya next week!! I just wanted to know if you found anything up there.
K14- What!?
Trfan- Is it true?! Is there really gold up there?
K14- ~acting oblivious~ What do you mean? Oh, Trfan, you're going to get it!! You weren't supposed to be looking. I looked to see if the coast was clear first, then I would pick my nose.
Trfan- Sorry, but you know I just have to let the world know about it. Anyways I will get back to you all next chapter and I have to go really fast and run down the block to get away from KK and the Sunday edition of the newspaper. See ya soon!!!