K14- Ok, that is just gross!

Trfan- What now? I told you not to look in the mirror ever again. I said just to take my word for it. You know what happened last time. I fell in so many holes, broke so many bones, etc., etc., for seven straight years!!

K14- That is just mean!!

Trfan turns and faces KK in his chair and KK finds out that he was talking on his cell phone.

Trfan- Ok.. all right.. try hard.. Bye. Oh KK, when did you get here?! Ewww!!! What is that gross thing on the computer?

K14-o\___/o

~~~~~~~~ZELDA: Ch 4~~~~~~~~ Warning: Death of a MAJOR character. If you don't want anyone to die, then don't read this chapter.

Zelda and Link continue their way up Death Mountain Trail when all of a sudden, the ground started to shake, and colossal rocks fall from the once a placid blue sky, unexplainably.

Link- Run!! Look there is a small cave up ahead!! We have to get into it, QUICK!!

Link runs into the cave and after about 5 seconds, he realizes that Zelda wasn't with him anymore. He peaks his head around the corner of the cave and sees the most horrible sight ever. Zelda was laying face down on stone trail.

Link- Zelda!!! Oh god! Please don't be dead!! Please don't be dead!

Link ran back as fast as he could to Zelda, using his shield to block the rocks that randomly still fall from the sky. He picks up Zelda, thinking, "She is so light," and runs back to the cave, getting hit with tiny rocks, because of the un-ability to use his shield.

When they get back into the cave, Link pulls a canteen out of his backpack, which is luckily cold, since they left the house not to long ago. He poured out some of the chilly water onto Zelda's face which happened to have a few scratches on it from the rocks.

Link- Zelda? Honey?! Can you hear me? Please wake up!!

Zelda, very faintly and slowly, opens her eyes and starts to sit up.

Link- No, no, no. Baby, you need to stay down.

Zelda- No, need to up.

Link- Huh? No stay down.

Zelda- Feel fine. Me get up.

Link- Honey, you can't even talk right, and you expect that you can get up and walk up a mountain? No, we are staying here until you look 100% better that you do now.

Zelda- Do we have to. Me feel perfect.

Link- YES!! If you don't then I will carry you back to Impa's house.

Zelda gave a horror struck look facing Link.

Zelda- Ok, stay I will be.

Link looks at Zelda with the utmost confusion and shakes his head, clearing the confusion out of his mind. They lay back on the ground and Link gives Zelda a soft kiss.

Link- I love you and I hope that you feel better.

However, Link realizes that he is talking to none other than the dead corpse of his beloved.

Link- Oh, god!!

Trfan and Kath14 crying and sobbing furiously.

Trfan- *screaming* Why!? Why did she have to go and die!?

K14- I don't * sniff * know!!

Trfan- Oh well, * sniff * * sniff *, we will move on. Anyways, * sniff *, I found out what that thing was on the computer. It was a picture of what is supposedly KK's insides. Nasty!!

K14- Hey yours look the same.

Trfan- º___º

K14- Ha! Can't think of a comeback can ya? Huh? Huh?

Trfan- Well, no but, you, you , you have a booger hanging from your nose.

K14- What? Oh thanks. (KK slurps the booger right out of her nose and disposes of it in her own natural way).

Trfan- Ok, gross. However, moving on. We will get back you to all next chapter. I am now going to go and teach KK some manners, * smacks his fist into his other hand *, you know, for embarrassing in front of the whole world. I mean come on, I sit next to the person I call my girlfriend in most of my classes. YUCK!! BYE!!