"Now, I will set this monster, and activate one final card..hey Joey, come closer, I want you to see this, it has tiny print."

Joey walked up to the door, avoiding his Harpies Bro, which was itching itself like crazy. "Ye...aaaaaaa!!" Joey screamed as a blast of fire hit him. He fell to the ground, burn marks on his face.

"Sorry, I activated Tremendous Fire." (Joey-2800, Tea-3400)

"Tea!" Yami shouted. "What is wrong with you? That was a rotten trick!"

Tea smiled. "What's wrong, want me to go back to the sidelines and cheer for you and Joey while you two save the world?" Yami and Joey nodded. "Well forget it!"

Joey crawled back to his spot. "Tea, I was being nice to you, but now I take off the kid gloves."

"Kid gloves?" Seto asked. "Your saying you have more than one kind of glove?"

"It's a metaphor Kabia." Joey said, and Seto rolled his eyes.

"Come on Tea, I want to duel at some point today!" Guy called out. "Kick this gum chewing fool's behind.

Kaikou switched with Raia for a second. "Guy, that's my line!"

Guy bowed. "Sorry my lady, I meant no disrespect." Raia nodded, and Kaikou reappeared.

"Watch your tongue little brother."

"I may7 be younger, but I know a lot more than you."

"ENOUGH!" Geno bellowed. "Joey, it is your move."

Joey nodded. "Well Tea, you have me in a tight spot. So I will get out of it. I activate Giant Trunade!" The storm picked up, and the virus and door returned to Tea's hand. "Attack my winged beast!" The monster Tea had laid flashed, and the Lady assailant of Flame jumped up. "What the."

"My lady can, before she dies, turn the of my cards into flaming weapons, destroying 800 of your lp points!" The lady jumped up, and with a quick spin, threw the three cards at Joey as she went to the grave. He leapt out of the way, but the followed him.

"OW!" Joey yelled, the three cards stuck half way up his buttocks. Geno and Seto were laughing their heads off, Guy smiled, and even Tristan and Mokuba chuckled. "Not funny!" (Joey-2000)

"You know Joey.I could play the virus and the door, and slowly beat you, but that isn't very friendly."

Pegasus smiled. 'That's the Tea we know."

"Because friendship is about destroying your friends quick, so not to let them have hope of winning."

"Or not,"

Tea looked at Geno, and moved over to him. "Man, I am so cold."

Geno grinned, already knowing what she was getting at. "Want me to warm you up?"

"Oh yea."

Kaikou frowned. "I think I'm going to be sick."

Geno held Tea close. "Then...play..the...card...you...hold." Geno said to her, a smirk on his face.

"OH, you are so smart!" She said, poking him I the side. She turned, and Geno gritted his teeth, though no one saw him. "I will activate Molten Destruction!" Yami, Tristan, Mokuba, Pegasus, Kaikou, Joey, and Seto all leapt out of the way as a large volcano rose onto the field. Tea merely rode it up, and Geno and Guy merely floated up, and landed softly on the slope. "And now, I will summon a monster from the volcano's deep crater.the DarkFire Soldier #2!" From the crater leapt a samurai, his body covered in flames. He readied his blade, and sliced Harpies Bro in half. Tea set one card and ended her turn. (Joey-1600)

"Man, look at the size of that thing." Joey said.

Geno chuckled. "It isn't the size, it's the action."

Tea looked at Geno and winked. "Actually, it's both."

"I knew it!!!!!!" Tristan said.

"Tea, your volcano is impressive. But it's just a big mountain, and I have just the creatures for it. I activate Scapegoat!" The four little goats ran up and down the volcano. "Your move."

"Well, it wasn't very smart to summon those goats, for they now play on sacred ground. You see, the Darkfire Soldier 2 is the guardian of this volcano, sent her by his mistress. And now, she will have to reveal herself. I summon Fire Princess!" From the volcano, a woman arose, clothed in a cloak of pure red, and a burning staff in her hands. "Now, I activate Gift of the Mystical Elf! This card will increase my lp by 1800!" (Tea-5200)

"So?"

"Well, my Princess has a second effect. When my lp is increased, she can summon a flame spell to damage your lifepoints!" The Fire Princess twirled her staff, and from it a plume of fire shoot at Joey, burning him once more. "Now, attack my pyro warriors!" The two moved together, and two of the goats were roasted. The soldier brought Tea a hunk of sheep meat, and she took a big bite. "Yum!" Geno took a piece as well, and licked his lips.

"Technology is amazing!" (Joey-1100)

Joey frowned, and set one monster in defense. Tea drew, and laughed.

"Joey, time is time to add my pyro monsters to my ranks. I summon another Lady Assailant of Flames. Attack my monsters!" Joey turned as the 3 flame warriors attacked. He fanned himself with his cards.

"Man, it's getting hot in here! I think I need to take a time out, so I will summon Time Wizard!"

Pegasus looked over at Yami. "Tell me, do you people have to make all these bad jokes?"

"Said the man that plays with toons."

Joey watched as the Time Wizard's wand spun "Now, let us spin the wheel and destroy the monsters!" The dial spun, and landed, and Time Wizard blew up. Joey turned around and punched the wall. "NO!"

"YES!" Tea said. "END IT!" The three monsters attacked, and Mokuba went to Tea as the holograms faded. "The winner is Tea!"

Tea ran up to Geno and hugged him. "I did it!"

"That you did." Geno said nicely, but looked at Yami, hate in his eyes. Yami nodded, and they all went back to the computer.