Vegeta Gone Worse Than Gay
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After watching Vegeta drive home, Goku walked to the car proud of the good deed he had did for Vegeta. He was so happy he decided he would go to the Pet Shop and by a pet for his kid Gohan, basically he wanted Gohan to spend time with the pet and not go to Krillin's house.
Goku had bought the pet and he just walked in the door. "Honey I'm home!" He let the kitten down, Gohan rushed out of his room to give his father a hug.
"Your late." Chi Chi said from the kitchen.
"I know." Goku replied when he sat down for supper. Chi Chi put a big slab of fried fish. "chomp chomp." Goku devoured it.
"GOKU!!! Is that any way to teach our son table manners!?" Chi Chi exclaimed.
"chomp chomp" Gohan devoured his food also.
Chi Chi smiled, "Its ok Gohan, I can't blame you for your father teaching you his barbarian habits."
"I ain't a barbarian." Goku mumbled as apple pie was running out of his mouth. Chi Chi just laughed and wiped Goku's face with a napkin.
Unexpectidly the kitten jumped up on the table. Chi Chi picked it up, "How did this get in here?" she asked.
"It's my kitty, Daddy bought it for me." Gohan said excitedly as he finished his milk.
"WHAT, WE AIN'T GONNA HAVE THAT FURBALL IN MY HOUSE!!!" Chi Chi yelled as she took the kitten and threw it out the window.
"Atleast let it stay outside, Gohan really likes it." Goku said putting the sad puppy dog look on.
"PLEASSEE mom??" Gohan put his sad eyes on as well.
"I guess.... but I ain't taken care of the thing, and if I catch it in the house I'll..."
"I won't Ma" Gohan went outside to find the cat.
"I guess I'm gonna go to bed, Honey." Chi Chi said as she left Goku with the dishes.
"Goodnight." Goku said mischieviously. He was wanting to go to Vegeta's house to see if he was able to do it with Bulma. He silently flew out the window, and flew for 10 miles to Vegeta's house. When he got there he looked in the window. "I'm such a pervert," Goku said to himself. He seen Bulma come out of the bathroom in a shower robe. Just perfect timing he thought to himself. Vegeta laid there on the bed waiting for her, she took her robe off. Goku watched waiting to see what would happen. Vegeta got hard within a second, "Damn, my plan didn't work." Goku watched anyways, he didn't want to miss looking at Bulma. It was over in 30 seconds, "Damn, I thought I use to be pathetic." Goku said laughing. He quit peeping and decided to go home, disappointed that his plan didn't work. When he got home, he turned super saiyan and finished the dishes, then he went to bed. Not know what would happen tomorrow...
"Get up dad, you got to eat breakfast, Vegeta will be here in less than an hour." Gohan yelled into his dad's ear.
"Alright, alright" Goku said heading to the kitchen. He devoured his breakfast, and went to sit down in the living room waiting for Vegeta. Goku heard a voice outside....
"Here kitty kitty kitty!!!"
Goku jumped up and ran outside, there he saw Vegeta. Vegeta just stood there petting the cat. Goku couldn't imagine Vegeta ever being nice to anybody, expecially a stupid cat. "Good morning Vegeta." Goku said it in a polite way.
Vegeta slowly turned around, "Oh, I was just playi... I mean petting your cat, anyways lets go train."
Goku nodded, "Alright." On the way there, Goku noticed Vegeta looking at all the wildlife. He thought maybe something did happen to Vegeta, maybe I made him a more sensitive person.
When they got there, they trained for half an hour, and decided they would go home instead of going to the bar. Goku still wondering, decided he would stalk Vegeta, and see if he was going to go home.
About a mile before his house, Vegeta turned left. Goku followed. Vegeta went strait down to an alleyway. Down in the alley, Goku stood behind a trash ben waiting to see what Vegeta was gonna do.
"Come out my little friend." Vegeta called. A black tom cat came out of a box. "Did you miss me?" Vegeta said rubbing the cat's stomach. Then Vegeta began to strip down. Standing there nude, he started bangin the cat. Goku couldn't watch. Oh my God, what have I done, Goku thought to himself. I have to fix the problem. Goku took the dump and smashed Vegeta over the head with it, THUMP. It made a dent, but Vegeta fell to the ground unconsious. Goku waited there to see what Vegeta would do when he awoke.
About 2 hours later, Vegeta got up and started looking around. Vegeta started talking to himself, "Why the fuck are my pants down?" Vegeta looked around confused. Just as he pulled his pants up, the cat jumped on him. "What the hell are you doin." Vegeta took the cat and crushed it, "Damn furball."
"Yes! I fixed him! Goku wispered to himself. Goku got out from behind the trash ben. "Oh there you are Vegeta, I've been looking for you."
Vegeta started to smile, "Oh hi Goku, thanks for coming to check on me." Vegeta started raising his eyebrows up and down.
"Shit!" Goku said to himself, "I thought I had done it, but I guess I'll just take him back to Bulma." Goku mumbled to himself.

What will happen next? Will Goku turn gay with Vegeta, or will Vegeta lose his bad luck of being a "minuteman"? Find out on the next chapter of Dragon Ball Z. If ya want to see the ending to this story, please make a review, I promise I will make an awesome ending, and I think you will like it too.