Dungeons and Teachers(Which are fiercer than dragons)
"Brrrring" The school bell rings in the background. Kids leave and only a few are left on campus. Some of the kids were Mack, Edward, Liz, Natasia, and Kara. They had been held up by Mr. Lavud who had made them listen to another long boring speech until long after school.
"Darn, I can't believe Mr. Lavud made us stay so long after school," said Mack as he walked along with the rest of his classmates."
"Yea just because he didn't think that describing a box as linear geometric possible equations was "out of the box thinking" geesh!" said Edward
They continued walking and spread out a little bit. Mack and Edward went to the curb to wait for their parents, who were running very late today. Liz had to run to try and find Mrs. Rayne and ask about borrowing a book, Natasia went with her. Most of the other kids went home but a few had other errands to go about doing.
***Mack and Edward***
Mack and Edward were sitting by the curb waiting for their parents when suddenly . . .
"KABOOM" a giant sound was heard
"What the. . ." Mack exclaimed. They turned to see a huge swirling vortex of darkness materialize upon the A building of the school.
"Oh crap" said Edward as the force of the explosion knocked them onto their backs. Green lightning bolts began to fire out from the vortex landing all around within the school grounds.
"Here it comes. NOOOOOO!!!!!," Edward screamed as a lightning bolt fell upon them, and then they both blacked out.
***Liz and Natasia***
Rain was falling from the sky and the water streamed across Nat's face
"Oh man my head" Nat moaned as she put her hand to her head, "man, what happened? Where am I?" As Nat propped herself up she recalled the explosion and how it flung onto the roof while walking with Liz to see Mrs. Rayne about borrowing the book. She looked around to see that she seemed to be sitting on an overhang into a door. As she looked around her jaw dropped and she rubbed her eyes in disbelief, for as she stared she saw a gigantic twisted castle that loomed on the grounds where the school once stood, she soon got over her awe and it turned to worry as she thought about where Liz was.
"Oooooooo," Natasia heard I long moan from behind her. She was able to get over to see Liz on her back.
"Oooo stupid rain" cried Liz as she began to awaken, but as she lifted her hand to get up she glowed with a divine light and the rains vanished.
"What just happened" said Liz wide eyed, "and what are you wearing?" Nat looked down to see that she was robed in bright green tights and a leather tunic, and she saw a bright magenta flower attached to a wristband on her arm.
"Forget what I'm wearing, what are you wearing?" exclaimed Nat. Liz looked down to see she was wearing a long white robe, very plain except that images of rain and fire glimmered as the robe rippled in the gentle wind. They puzzled over this change of costume when suddenly they heard the marching of several feet. . .
***Mack and Edward***
"Fwoosh" Edward sent a fireball against the wooden door and it went up in ashes. With a few hand movements Mack disappeared and Edward stood waiting.
"Anyone there?" Edward called from outside.
"Nope, no one." Mack called and reappeared complete with a long nasty looking rapier unsheathed. He was costumed in a dark black studded armor and blue tinted sunglasses.
"These powers are so cool" said Edward and he produced a pair of blazing dueling staves that matched his bright red jeans, shirt, and jacket with flame designs on them. Then he went through some fighting poses
"Will you cut that out" Mack cried, "your gonna burn down the whole fricken place."
"Whoops" cried Edward as he tripped. The dueling staves went flying and bounced along what used to be the curb which was now covered in a thick underbrush that formed into some sort of natural wall. The flaming staves quickly set fire to the undergrowth and soon the boys were surrounded in flames.
"Quick, let's get outta here" Mack said
"Mmph" Edward mumbled half dazed by the fall. Mack pulled Edward up and they ran away into the bowls of the castle. They ran through the castle's stone corridors and soon left the flames behind. They stopped in a corridor, winded and smelling of soot.
"Edward" Mack said between breathes
"What?" Edward asked
"Don't do that any more." Said Mack with contempt
"Muhahahahah" said Edward with a huge smile smudged with smoke, "ok"
Suddenly they heard footsteps "Quick," Mack said hushed, "as he pushed Edward up against the wall, "Shhh" Edward made a few hand movements and anime actions to show that he'd keep quiet. Mack smacked him once before he caused them both to blend into the stones.
"Thwop, thwop, thwop." The boys heard the heavy foot falls of some sort of creature. Suddenly, an evil looking sorceress wearing a dark red and blue robe walked by, or rather floated by, for her feet didn't touch the ground. With her was a weird creature, roughly human size carrying a large razor sharp pencil, but it seemed to be some sort of golem made to the likeness of a solider. Only, this wasn't a stone golem, it was made of books! Just then Edward realized that he knew who the sorceress was, in fact he would have done an anime fall if the situation was different. Ah what the heck, *narrator presses mute button for a sec so the sorceress cant hear Edward.
"Ok Edward you can do an anime fall" said the narrator
"Really oh shweet!" Edward exclaimed and did an anime fall. Ok now back to the story.
"Psst, Hey Mack!" Edward whispered
"Hey What" Mack whispered back
"That's Mrs. Rayne, our literature teacher" and so he was right as they looked it was indeed Mrs. Rayne.
"What's she up to?" Edward whispered
"SHH!!!" Mack said as the Word Warrior, as the book golem will now be known as, began to talk.
"Miss there seem to be intruders in the castle" said the word warrior dully
"What" she said angrily, "impossible, it must be the kids the high wizard wanted captured, I knew that we hadn't captured all of them!" Mack and Edward stood dumbfounded, Mrs. Rayne had always been thought of as the nice teacher, what was going on. As the word warrior and Mrs. Rayne had we're long down the corridor Mack's cloak fell as he was unable to keep up the illusion. They sat and thought and recharged.
"Captured," Edward thought aloud, "that must mean all the kids in our class, we were the only ones on campus."
"We must have been lucky, Mack said, "but that means most of the kids are imprisoned, what do we do now?"
***Kara***
`"Well this is just great" thought Kara as she sat in her cage suspended from the ceiling over a pit of lava. She recalled waking up in the clutches of hideous computer monsters. These monsters dragged her to this cell and where she sat in thought. "I wish someone would come and save me
***Liz and Natasia***
"Thump, thump, thump" The girls heard the marching go on right below them. Quietly, they peered over the side of their little overhang to see a battalion of word warriors, and a few large lumbering computer monsters begin to march by. They looked and saw in the twisted wires that made up the computer monster's claw some of their friends, that where here after school too, being hauled along unconsciously.
"What are those things," said Natasia worriedly
"I don't know but they have our friends," said Liz angrily, suddenly her white robe flashed with bright red flames that seemed to mirror those in her eyes. Drops of water began to pour from the sky as Liz began to get angrier.
"Errr!" Natasia agreed and the flower on her arm began to quiver. To the surprise of both the girls, vines from Nat's flower began to grow and cover her, head to toe, in a thick leafy armor, which made her look like a space age knight. And Liz produced from each of her hands glowing orbs that seemed to contain flaming water. Surprised but still angry they leapt from the overhang to combat their foes. Natasia landed upon the ground and with the weight of the armor cracked the stone ground. Liz seemed to float down upon the wind's grace. They portrayed one of the greatest entry poses only to find that the battalion had left into one of the several doors that led into the castle from where they stood.
"Darn it," said Natasia as her new armor retracted back into the flower
"What now," said Liz, her rage subsiding, a little.
"Lets go on and try to figure out what's going on," Nat said, So they went on through a door, Liz decided to put the her new flaming water balloons in her pack, but as she did so she discovered a mace in it. She decided that she'd use this since she felt weary from fabricating objects. They went on a little bit when suddenly a huge booming voice was heard in there heads.
***Mack and Edward***
"Ahhh, the voices, they're in my head," screamed Edward. Mack slapped Edward as the voice began again.
"Students, welcome to the Castle of Eternal Detention" said a voice all too familiar, and then it laughed maniacally. It was Mr. Lavud the meanest teacher in the school.
"Attributed to my genius of temporal manipulation, we teachers shall rule the world!! Huhahahahaaah" the voice boomed again.
"It's Muhahahahahahaha, you crazy old coot" Edward screamed at the voices in his head, but the voices were over and Edwards retort unheeded.
"Come on lets keep going we have to save our friends" said Mack and they rushed on through the corridors.
***Afterward***
All the characters are magically forced onto a preverbal chat room where the narrator talks to them, but they actually don't really leave where they were before they were here. Or something like that.
Narrator: Ok now I'm going to distribute the experience points, actually since you didn't really do anything since this is just the introduction you guys don't get any experience points.
Edward: What you ***** cheap narrator, I want some ***** exp.
Mack: Edward, try not to argue with the narrator
Edward: Why not, he's just a ***…
*"Chchh, sizzle sizzle" A bolt of lightning fell from the sky upon Edward and he sizzled and fried.*
Mack: That's why
Liz: Hey mister narrator person could you bring Edward back to life please.
Narrator: Oh. . . ok fine
*Edward was brought back to life*
Edward: Wow, now that's better. *pauses* you ***** Narrator you ***** killed me you. . .
*Edward promptly, unwillingly, did the Macarena then fell over dead*
Liz: Ok could you please bring Edward to life just one more time.
*Edward is brought back to life, but Mack promptly knocked him unconscious so as not to make any more retorts*
Liz: Wait I don't even know what experience points are!
Narrator: Fine, you can fend for yourselves for experience. Meh
Kara: Well that's just brilliant, tick the narrator off when I'm in a cage over lava. Thanks a lot!!!!.
And so end the Introduction to Dungeons and Teachers(which are fiercer than dragon). Tune in next time to see the crazed vat of boiling monkeys.
"Brrrring" The school bell rings in the background. Kids leave and only a few are left on campus. Some of the kids were Mack, Edward, Liz, Natasia, and Kara. They had been held up by Mr. Lavud who had made them listen to another long boring speech until long after school.
"Darn, I can't believe Mr. Lavud made us stay so long after school," said Mack as he walked along with the rest of his classmates."
"Yea just because he didn't think that describing a box as linear geometric possible equations was "out of the box thinking" geesh!" said Edward
They continued walking and spread out a little bit. Mack and Edward went to the curb to wait for their parents, who were running very late today. Liz had to run to try and find Mrs. Rayne and ask about borrowing a book, Natasia went with her. Most of the other kids went home but a few had other errands to go about doing.
***Mack and Edward***
Mack and Edward were sitting by the curb waiting for their parents when suddenly . . .
"KABOOM" a giant sound was heard
"What the. . ." Mack exclaimed. They turned to see a huge swirling vortex of darkness materialize upon the A building of the school.
"Oh crap" said Edward as the force of the explosion knocked them onto their backs. Green lightning bolts began to fire out from the vortex landing all around within the school grounds.
"Here it comes. NOOOOOO!!!!!," Edward screamed as a lightning bolt fell upon them, and then they both blacked out.
***Liz and Natasia***
Rain was falling from the sky and the water streamed across Nat's face
"Oh man my head" Nat moaned as she put her hand to her head, "man, what happened? Where am I?" As Nat propped herself up she recalled the explosion and how it flung onto the roof while walking with Liz to see Mrs. Rayne about borrowing the book. She looked around to see that she seemed to be sitting on an overhang into a door. As she looked around her jaw dropped and she rubbed her eyes in disbelief, for as she stared she saw a gigantic twisted castle that loomed on the grounds where the school once stood, she soon got over her awe and it turned to worry as she thought about where Liz was.
"Oooooooo," Natasia heard I long moan from behind her. She was able to get over to see Liz on her back.
"Oooo stupid rain" cried Liz as she began to awaken, but as she lifted her hand to get up she glowed with a divine light and the rains vanished.
"What just happened" said Liz wide eyed, "and what are you wearing?" Nat looked down to see that she was robed in bright green tights and a leather tunic, and she saw a bright magenta flower attached to a wristband on her arm.
"Forget what I'm wearing, what are you wearing?" exclaimed Nat. Liz looked down to see she was wearing a long white robe, very plain except that images of rain and fire glimmered as the robe rippled in the gentle wind. They puzzled over this change of costume when suddenly they heard the marching of several feet. . .
***Mack and Edward***
"Fwoosh" Edward sent a fireball against the wooden door and it went up in ashes. With a few hand movements Mack disappeared and Edward stood waiting.
"Anyone there?" Edward called from outside.
"Nope, no one." Mack called and reappeared complete with a long nasty looking rapier unsheathed. He was costumed in a dark black studded armor and blue tinted sunglasses.
"These powers are so cool" said Edward and he produced a pair of blazing dueling staves that matched his bright red jeans, shirt, and jacket with flame designs on them. Then he went through some fighting poses
"Will you cut that out" Mack cried, "your gonna burn down the whole fricken place."
"Whoops" cried Edward as he tripped. The dueling staves went flying and bounced along what used to be the curb which was now covered in a thick underbrush that formed into some sort of natural wall. The flaming staves quickly set fire to the undergrowth and soon the boys were surrounded in flames.
"Quick, let's get outta here" Mack said
"Mmph" Edward mumbled half dazed by the fall. Mack pulled Edward up and they ran away into the bowls of the castle. They ran through the castle's stone corridors and soon left the flames behind. They stopped in a corridor, winded and smelling of soot.
"Edward" Mack said between breathes
"What?" Edward asked
"Don't do that any more." Said Mack with contempt
"Muhahahahah" said Edward with a huge smile smudged with smoke, "ok"
Suddenly they heard footsteps "Quick," Mack said hushed, "as he pushed Edward up against the wall, "Shhh" Edward made a few hand movements and anime actions to show that he'd keep quiet. Mack smacked him once before he caused them both to blend into the stones.
"Thwop, thwop, thwop." The boys heard the heavy foot falls of some sort of creature. Suddenly, an evil looking sorceress wearing a dark red and blue robe walked by, or rather floated by, for her feet didn't touch the ground. With her was a weird creature, roughly human size carrying a large razor sharp pencil, but it seemed to be some sort of golem made to the likeness of a solider. Only, this wasn't a stone golem, it was made of books! Just then Edward realized that he knew who the sorceress was, in fact he would have done an anime fall if the situation was different. Ah what the heck, *narrator presses mute button for a sec so the sorceress cant hear Edward.
"Ok Edward you can do an anime fall" said the narrator
"Really oh shweet!" Edward exclaimed and did an anime fall. Ok now back to the story.
"Psst, Hey Mack!" Edward whispered
"Hey What" Mack whispered back
"That's Mrs. Rayne, our literature teacher" and so he was right as they looked it was indeed Mrs. Rayne.
"What's she up to?" Edward whispered
"SHH!!!" Mack said as the Word Warrior, as the book golem will now be known as, began to talk.
"Miss there seem to be intruders in the castle" said the word warrior dully
"What" she said angrily, "impossible, it must be the kids the high wizard wanted captured, I knew that we hadn't captured all of them!" Mack and Edward stood dumbfounded, Mrs. Rayne had always been thought of as the nice teacher, what was going on. As the word warrior and Mrs. Rayne had we're long down the corridor Mack's cloak fell as he was unable to keep up the illusion. They sat and thought and recharged.
"Captured," Edward thought aloud, "that must mean all the kids in our class, we were the only ones on campus."
"We must have been lucky, Mack said, "but that means most of the kids are imprisoned, what do we do now?"
***Kara***
`"Well this is just great" thought Kara as she sat in her cage suspended from the ceiling over a pit of lava. She recalled waking up in the clutches of hideous computer monsters. These monsters dragged her to this cell and where she sat in thought. "I wish someone would come and save me
***Liz and Natasia***
"Thump, thump, thump" The girls heard the marching go on right below them. Quietly, they peered over the side of their little overhang to see a battalion of word warriors, and a few large lumbering computer monsters begin to march by. They looked and saw in the twisted wires that made up the computer monster's claw some of their friends, that where here after school too, being hauled along unconsciously.
"What are those things," said Natasia worriedly
"I don't know but they have our friends," said Liz angrily, suddenly her white robe flashed with bright red flames that seemed to mirror those in her eyes. Drops of water began to pour from the sky as Liz began to get angrier.
"Errr!" Natasia agreed and the flower on her arm began to quiver. To the surprise of both the girls, vines from Nat's flower began to grow and cover her, head to toe, in a thick leafy armor, which made her look like a space age knight. And Liz produced from each of her hands glowing orbs that seemed to contain flaming water. Surprised but still angry they leapt from the overhang to combat their foes. Natasia landed upon the ground and with the weight of the armor cracked the stone ground. Liz seemed to float down upon the wind's grace. They portrayed one of the greatest entry poses only to find that the battalion had left into one of the several doors that led into the castle from where they stood.
"Darn it," said Natasia as her new armor retracted back into the flower
"What now," said Liz, her rage subsiding, a little.
"Lets go on and try to figure out what's going on," Nat said, So they went on through a door, Liz decided to put the her new flaming water balloons in her pack, but as she did so she discovered a mace in it. She decided that she'd use this since she felt weary from fabricating objects. They went on a little bit when suddenly a huge booming voice was heard in there heads.
***Mack and Edward***
"Ahhh, the voices, they're in my head," screamed Edward. Mack slapped Edward as the voice began again.
"Students, welcome to the Castle of Eternal Detention" said a voice all too familiar, and then it laughed maniacally. It was Mr. Lavud the meanest teacher in the school.
"Attributed to my genius of temporal manipulation, we teachers shall rule the world!! Huhahahahaaah" the voice boomed again.
"It's Muhahahahahahaha, you crazy old coot" Edward screamed at the voices in his head, but the voices were over and Edwards retort unheeded.
"Come on lets keep going we have to save our friends" said Mack and they rushed on through the corridors.
***Afterward***
All the characters are magically forced onto a preverbal chat room where the narrator talks to them, but they actually don't really leave where they were before they were here. Or something like that.
Narrator: Ok now I'm going to distribute the experience points, actually since you didn't really do anything since this is just the introduction you guys don't get any experience points.
Edward: What you ***** cheap narrator, I want some ***** exp.
Mack: Edward, try not to argue with the narrator
Edward: Why not, he's just a ***…
*"Chchh, sizzle sizzle" A bolt of lightning fell from the sky upon Edward and he sizzled and fried.*
Mack: That's why
Liz: Hey mister narrator person could you bring Edward back to life please.
Narrator: Oh. . . ok fine
*Edward was brought back to life*
Edward: Wow, now that's better. *pauses* you ***** Narrator you ***** killed me you. . .
*Edward promptly, unwillingly, did the Macarena then fell over dead*
Liz: Ok could you please bring Edward to life just one more time.
*Edward is brought back to life, but Mack promptly knocked him unconscious so as not to make any more retorts*
Liz: Wait I don't even know what experience points are!
Narrator: Fine, you can fend for yourselves for experience. Meh
Kara: Well that's just brilliant, tick the narrator off when I'm in a cage over lava. Thanks a lot!!!!.
And so end the Introduction to Dungeons and Teachers(which are fiercer than dragon). Tune in next time to see the crazed vat of boiling monkeys.