This Chapter is VERY VERY short. But it is just an introduction. I want to first dedicate this story to my teacher, Mrs. Lynn because she likes reading, A Series Of Unfortunate Events, and Fan Fiction! And she inspired me to write this Series Of Unfortunate Events Fan Fiction! YAY! Mrs. Lynn, if you are reading this, give yourself a pat on da back.

Have you ever been so tired, that somebody told you something, that will change your life forever, that you didn't listen to? Well I am sorry to say that this particular thing happened to the Baudelaire orphans. And this scheme was thought up by the evil Count Olaf. And he might succeed, right in the nick of time. The phrase "Nick Of Time" simply means, the right time, and has nothing to do with a guy named Nick, running back and forth in time. But the Baudelaire children can do nothing about this, I am afraid to say, because they finnaly fall into the clutches of the dreadfull Count Olaf. In this horrible story the Baudelaires get kidnapped, locked up, and almost killed. And it pains me to tell you that if you think this story is full of crazy insane funny looking people, then you better stop reading and go check out the book, Michael Jackson's Life Of Color Changement. Because, this book is full of misery and woe for these little children who have no color changement. Sad little Baudelaires in their sad little world.

See, very short, but the other chapters will be MUCH MUCH MUCH longer. Trust me. I am a man of truth and trust and all that jazz.