Halloween Havoc

Chapter 1: Wake Up Call

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The place between sleep and wakefulness is a pleasant one. The bed had been heated through the night and now had settled into the perfect temperature. Blankets spared one of whatever cold the room temperature might bring. The pillow had taken the shape of its inhabitant. There were no real needs, and worries had drifted off a long time ago. The sweet goodnights of earlier still ring within the dreamer's ears. A patch of warm sunrise streamed through the cracks of the curtained window. What more could a cat ask for? Perhaps a friendly hand to stroke its head or some deliciously chilled milk. Or even victory over that Nezumi…

None of the above were to last and the hopes not to be…for at that very moment a pair of feet were softly making their way to the occupied bed. A light giggle broke out as the mattress shifted with the addition of new weight.

Perhaps it was the screamed that woke the sleeper first. Or it might have been the playful pounce onto his chest. Probably the first one for the victim of the abrupt attack had had a chance for his crimson eyes to fly open to a bizarre sight. He had even had time to stiffen for the jump. The only thing that could really be told was that the once unconscious person was now p'od…very p'od…

"OHAYO LUNA-SAMA!!!" A high pitched voice rang through the air, shattering the peaceful scene of bliss. It echoed through the house awaking other occupants. There it met various reactions.

"…MOMIJI WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING!?…AND WEARING THAT FOR!!!" The orange haired Souma screamed at the hyper person who had disturbed his sleep. Bright brown eyes met the scowling crimson pair.

"I was just waking you up, Tohru told me too." And then the blond added in a singsong voice. "It's my Sailor Moon costume, do you like it?" The teen hopped off Kyo and spun about on the ground, causing the short pleated skirt to spin. His hair had been pulled into two small odangos, each the proud owner of a red gem. Held tightly in one pale hand was a large and vividly colored wand with a yellow crescent moon on top. A gold crescent moon dangled from each earlobe. In front there was a bright blue bow, a matching one in back. The front one contained a jeweled compact. The feet usually held within various stylish shoes now were accommodated in knee high rather pink boots with heels. Nestled between pale bangs was yet another crescent in the form of a tattoo. "Dooo yoooou?"

The adolescent stared uncomprehending at his apparently high on sugar cousin. "…..Why the fuck are you wearing a sailor fuku?" He asked slowly. Why was the cat of the zodiac keeping calm for once? Maybe his brain had just been unable to digest what it was currently viewing.

"Because it's Haaaalloweeeen Luuuuna-sama!" Momiji replied in a chirpy voice. "You know, that oh so wonderful holiday where you get to dress up in costumes and get lots and lots of candy and get to scare people and have people scare you too, where you get to go to haunted houses, and parties aaaand where one can go dunk for apples, other such fun events." 'Sailor Moon' continued in what could be one of the longest run on sentences in the history of language. He tapped his sighing relative on the head with the wand as if to emphasize the wonders of the black and orange holiday. "My class learned about it yesterday. It's also called All Hallows Eve. Did you know that originally people dressed up so they could scare away real ghosts and things? I think it's aaamazing. Though it is odd that now they give out candy." The youth pulled out a lollipop from some hidden pocket and began licking it.

Kyo rubbed the arch of his nose, thankful for once that he rarely got headaches. Some people had the talent of talking a mile per minute. It seemed that many Soumas had inherited that particular gene.

"How did you get here?…And why are you calling me Luna-sama?" He couldn't help but inquire. It would most likely be wiser to shut up, maybe thwak the short teen. Questions could be answered by Tohru if she focused for long enough.

"Oh, Hatori brought Haru and me over! Wasn't that nice of him? Haru downstairs in his costume. Ayame made mine." A sudden image of a grinning Ayame holding out the sailor outfit floated through Kyo's mind and he visibly winced. "And I'm calling you Luna-sama because that's who you are, my little cat assistant that revealed to me my secret identity: Sailor Moon! Ayame made you a costume too! It's adorable! Not of the kitty version though, but when Luna goes human and stuff." He gave a board smile.

This was just a bit too much for Kyo to take…and shrieks sounded down the halls.

"WAAAAH!! Kyo's beeeing mean to meeee!!!!" Reached the kitchen.

As well as, "Shut the hell up!!!" Followed by more screams and then loud footsteps and such..

Hatori looked up from his half-empty coffee mug with a slight sigh. He knew he shouldn't have given in to Momiji's insistent pleading to go over to Shigure's house at the crack of dawn…Well, it was too late for remorse. What was done was done. The ice blue eyes glanced at the costume draped over the chair beside him. It was the one Ayame had made him, Momiji had returned with it (as well as his sailor fuku) after visiting white haired clothes designer. He truly doubted that he would actually wear it despite pleas that were to come from Shigure and Ayame.

Tohru hummed happily to herself while she continued to prepare breakfast. By now she had grown accustomed to Momiji and Kyo's 'fights'. She knew in truth that it was just their way of expressing a sort of brotherly love. Or that might have been her always optimistic and cheerful belief.

"Would you like some orange juice?" She questioned, turning towards Haru. The multi-colored haired adolescent shrugged. The girl smiled and then blinked. "What are you suppose to be Haru?"

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Note: Well that's all folks. ^____^ I've gone insane and a fic writing mood at the same time, which is conveniently timed with Halloween. Now review and perhaps I'll be able to stay in those moods and write more. Yesh… Anyways I'm thinking about turning this into an insert fic. This means I would insert the fans (you) into the fic. I'm not sure, but it's something I wanted to try. It would be good for the Soumas to meet some strange people during Halloween. Though…your characters would be unaware of the Souma curse and not a Souma themselves. Maybe some freaks from school, since Tohru's school seems to specialize in those. ^^; So matters what you think, yes or no to inserting you oh so wonderful people.

Any help in the costumes area would be appreciated. I've gotten ideas for most characters but others are welcomed. Very welcomed. Pleeeease review.. I'm not begging…really….