Disclaimer: I don't own anything. Dreams can come true though, right?
Credits: All the folks over at the F4F Zenmaster's thread- you guys rock!
Dedication: To every Zenmaster, who just can't wait until October!
CHAPTER 1 -
[The Hub: Eric is sitting on the bench, Fez is sitting across from him, Kelso is next to him and Hyde next to him, Donna and Jackie are at the counter]
Eric: So Hyde, what's going on with Jackie?
Hyde: What do you mean?
Eric: Well, did she choose or what?
Hyde: Oh yeah, it was so romantic, she chose herself.
Eric: What?
Kelso: Yeah, I can't believe she's more in love with herself than she is with me!
Fez: Well, it's not like you deserved her you son of a bitch.
Kelso: What? Fez, you're a married man now!
Fez: I can still point out the obvious.
[Hyde is looking over at the counter where a guy has approached Jackie]
Guy: Hey Jackie, I hear you're free of the ball and chain.
Jackie: Chad, for the third and final time I repeat I will not make out with you.
Chad: Oh come on don't be like that. I've got my car parked out front. It wouldn't be a long walk.
Jackie: Chad, I may be single right now but two of my ex-boyfriends are sitting right over there and I can easily get either of them to escort you outside.
Chad: That won't be necessary.
[Chad runs out of the Hub and Jackie and Donna walk over to the table]
Donna: So, Chad's still after you huh?
Jackie: It's getting ridiculous! Yesterday, he was crawling on the floor behind me smelling my coat.
Fez: What a fool, he only did that after he saw me use it on Pam Macy.
Hyde: Well maybe he could put on a brown wig, one of your dresses and talk squeaky, then he'd be a perfect match.
Jackie: Steven, what is your problem?
Hyde: Oh nothing, I just can't understand how I ever thought such a conceited princess was worth all this fuss.
Jackie: I am not conceited!
Kelso: Actually you are. According to this, (points to the dictionary he is holding) conceited means someone who loves themselves and that's what you said on Graduation, verbatim.
Jackie: Shut up Michael, I just appreciate myself more than you lying cheating men!
Hyde: I just want the record to show that I never lied.
Eric: That's true. He told you straight after he did it.
Donna: Eric, stop defending him.
Eric: I'm just acting as a non-partial party.
Fez: Right, so Hyde is just a cheater but Kelso is a liar and a cheater.
[Hyde and Kelso frog Fez at the same time]
Fez: Ai! The truth is not appreciated in this country.
[Chad stands outside the Hub staring at Jackie intently]
Donna: Looks like Chad doesn't take rejection very well.
Jackie: Oh yuk! Thank God you're here Donna, otherwise I'd have to walk home alone with him following me.
Eric: (He laughs) Wait that's actually pretty scary. Jackie I think you have yourself a stalker!
Fez: Oh please Eric, I spy on Jackie all the time and I'm not a stalker.
CHAPTER 1 -
[The Hub: Eric is sitting on the bench, Fez is sitting across from him, Kelso is next to him and Hyde next to him, Donna and Jackie are at the counter]
Eric: So Hyde, what's going on with Jackie?
Hyde: What do you mean?
Eric: Well, did she choose or what?
Hyde: Oh yeah, it was so romantic, she chose herself.
Eric: What?
Kelso: Yeah, I can't believe she's more in love with herself than she is with me!
Fez: Well, it's not like you deserved her you son of a bitch.
Kelso: What? Fez, you're a married man now!
Fez: I can still point out the obvious.
[Hyde is looking over at the counter where a guy has approached Jackie]
Guy: Hey Jackie, I hear you're free of the ball and chain.
Jackie: Chad, for the third and final time I repeat I will not make out with you.
Chad: Oh come on don't be like that. I've got my car parked out front. It wouldn't be a long walk.
Jackie: Chad, I may be single right now but two of my ex-boyfriends are sitting right over there and I can easily get either of them to escort you outside.
Chad: That won't be necessary.
[Chad runs out of the Hub and Jackie and Donna walk over to the table]
Donna: So, Chad's still after you huh?
Jackie: It's getting ridiculous! Yesterday, he was crawling on the floor behind me smelling my coat.
Fez: What a fool, he only did that after he saw me use it on Pam Macy.
Hyde: Well maybe he could put on a brown wig, one of your dresses and talk squeaky, then he'd be a perfect match.
Jackie: Steven, what is your problem?
Hyde: Oh nothing, I just can't understand how I ever thought such a conceited princess was worth all this fuss.
Jackie: I am not conceited!
Kelso: Actually you are. According to this, (points to the dictionary he is holding) conceited means someone who loves themselves and that's what you said on Graduation, verbatim.
Jackie: Shut up Michael, I just appreciate myself more than you lying cheating men!
Hyde: I just want the record to show that I never lied.
Eric: That's true. He told you straight after he did it.
Donna: Eric, stop defending him.
Eric: I'm just acting as a non-partial party.
Fez: Right, so Hyde is just a cheater but Kelso is a liar and a cheater.
[Hyde and Kelso frog Fez at the same time]
Fez: Ai! The truth is not appreciated in this country.
[Chad stands outside the Hub staring at Jackie intently]
Donna: Looks like Chad doesn't take rejection very well.
Jackie: Oh yuk! Thank God you're here Donna, otherwise I'd have to walk home alone with him following me.
Eric: (He laughs) Wait that's actually pretty scary. Jackie I think you have yourself a stalker!
Fez: Oh please Eric, I spy on Jackie all the time and I'm not a stalker.