Halloween Havoc

Chapter 2: Morning Frenzy

Disclaimer: I still no own FB. I also don't own any of the costumes or the characters that the costumes are of. So don't sue me, that you shouldn't..

Note: Wheee!! Review goodness. Thank you all!!!

San San As Herself: You get this stick figure man O-}-[ for reviewing first ^^

Cookie6: Course, tis the season.

Aiden: You've inspired me in the Tohru department. ^^ Credit for her costume shalt go to yee.

Sango111(): You're first idea inspired Haru's costume, thus you receive um…… A cow plushie that squeaks when hugged?

Yue's Lady: Sure

Asaya (Unami: Imagination is a wonderful tool, ne?

Neko-Metallium: Yesh, we all must pity Hatori *Toothy grin*

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Haru glanced up at Tohru with gray eyes. The golden earrings jingled in his ears. They were made up a sphere and a diamond shaped parts. Around his pale neck was a gold choker like necklace. On each of his upper arms was a gold bracelet. Traveling down past his elbow to his wrists were more of these bracelets. Also one his left arm was a large white contraption with spaces for cards. He also wore a dark purple cloak that was held by a chain. Under each eye black eyeliner had been used to create two obtuse lines. The Ox also wore a tight fitting black sleeveless shirt. His khaki pants, which had a pair of large pockets were held by a black belt with a silver buckle. He wore black boots. Lying on the table was a large (yet again) gold rod with a circular top with two protuding ax shaped pieces from its sides. On the front was an intricate eye. "Malik Ishtar…At least that's what Ayame said."

Before Tohru could respond a shrill scream filled the air, and a patter of feet descending the stairs could be heard. The owner of the feet arrived a few seconds later, arms flailing.

"He's aaafter me!!" The blond boy cried.

A loud thump outside of the kitchen signaled that the Cat had jumped from the second floor directly to the floor in his pursuit of the Rabbit. An act that would leave most in writhing in pain.

"Get back here brat!!!" Kyo savagely entered the kitchen, his eyes scanning the room for his hyper cousin.

"Eiii!" Squealed Momiji and he ran to the safety of the other side of the table. The Cow watched the crimsoned boy with amused eyes. Tohru blinked, not at all sure what she should do. The Dragon sipped his coffee, was somehow able to block out the racket.

"Running away won't help you!" He howled and then started around the table in a rather fast pace after 'Sailor Moon', who of course started as well. The two circled for a while, picking up speed.

"Goddammit stay still!!" Spat the oranged-hair boy.

"He's not stupid Kyo." Haru said with a smile. "Though you'd probably would do so if asked." Kyo visibly twitched.

"I'm killing you next you fat cow!!" He hissed.

"Waaaah! Kyooo wants to kiiiiill meee!!!"

"Oh my…" Mumbled Tohru after a few rounds feeling slightly dizzy.

"Perhaps it would be wiser if you didn't watch them Tohru." Hatori advised, stating the obvious.

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With a sigh the purpled eyed adolescent shifted in bed. He was still pretty much asleep, yet awake enough to know that the baka neko was behind this loud disturbance. With an angry sigh the teenager forced himself out of comfortable bed. Groggily he brushed his fair gray hair back with his fingers, a few strands escaped the hand and continued to dangle in his face. Bleary violet eyes ignored them. There were more important matters to attend too.

The Rat quickly exchanged his lightly colored shirt for a different, wrinkle free one, his pale flesh shivered in the autumn temperature room. The chilly air reminded him of his elder brother, who at low temperatures transformed into his zodiac sign.

This did not improve Yuki's already foul mood. He had an awful feeling that his brother was somehow involved in the screams below. The Rat fought the temptation to crawl back to the warmth of his bed and avoid any contact with the problems below. As if. Shigure would probably pop in to wake him up, or worse, if Ayame was here he would. Another shudder traveled though the teen's thin frame but for a different reason then from earlier.

He took a deep breath, calming his nerves, and headed out of the safety of his room. To the downstairs, to where who knew what lay.

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The chase was getting ridiculous. Around and around the pair would go. Tohru had started washing dishes so as not to get dizzy. The doctor had taken his costume off the back of the neighboring chair and had put it safely onto the refrigerator. Haru was actually enjoying the chase, and watched smirking.

Kyo was getting tired of chasing, though not worn. How was encircling a damn table going to enable him to pound Momiji? His face brightened as an idea came. The Cat leaped onto the table, and grinned triumphantly down at wide-eyed Momiji.

"Ano…Hi Kyo…" The Rabbit began to back away from the table.

Hatori fortunately had been holding his coffee so it did not spill but the same could not be said for the orange juice and what had been meant to be Yuki, Shigure, and Kyo's breakfast. Haru just managed to dodge a flying piece of bacon. The Ox's gentle gray eyes narrowed.

"Oh wherever do you think you're going brat?" The crimson-eyed teen attempted to hop off the table, but a pair of pale hands had slipped around his ankles.

"Hell?!" Kyo spat out as he ended up slamming into the table and half hanging off of it. He had a lovely view of the floor, several pairs of feet, and a piece of lint.

"You almost got the costume Ayame personally made for me dirty bastard." A sharp voice said.

"Aw…shit…" The dangling Souma muttered.

Black Haru grinned evilly.

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Mawahaha…That's all ^^ More costume ideas welcomed. And this will be an insert fic (because I say so…and feel like it). So this means if you want in you have to send me a description of your character. What does he/she look like? Personality? Costume? Scary issues? Quirks? How they might pop in? (I vote for jumping out a closet!!! Kyo's closet!! XD) No knowing the zodiax curse, they can discover it though. No being a Souma relative. Also the Soumas aren't going to fall madly in love with anyone just because your character likes them, though they can be chased and harassed and things like that. ^^ Who knows, perhaps they will conveniently fall in love. So please review…It makes me happy…Helps me update…Stuff like that…Come again, bye y'all.