Chapter 2-
[Eric's basement: Hyde is sitting in his chair, Kelso is reading a comic on the couch, Eric is sitting on the back of the couch next to him, Fez is sitting on the freezer eating a Popsicle]
Eric: Jackie's got a stalker. Isn't anybody else worried about this?
Hyde: As soon as he hears her shrill, bossy, arrogant tone he'll run like the wind.
Kelso: Yeah, having a stalker is the pits. I mean, when I was a kid there was this chick who would follow me around everywhere I would go and sometimes she'd even call out my name in public.
Eric: I don't think your mom counts as a stalker Kelso.
Fez: Aren't stalkers burnt at the stake?
Hyde: Witches Fez, that's witches.
Fez: Oh.
Eric: Well I for one think this Chad guy seems a little hack-me-into-pieces- with-a-steak-knife.
Hyde: Why are you so concerned anyway Foreman? I thought you hated Jackie.
Eric: Hey, I haven't heard her shriek: "Oh my God, Donny loves blondes more. I have to dye my hair!!" in months, so I'm not complaining. I think you've actually managed to rid her of most of her unpleasantness Hyde.
Hyde: So you like her now?
Eric: Let's not go overboard here. All I'm saying is that I think you guys should look out for her a little more. I mean you're both supposed to be in love with her yet I see no lovin'.
Hyde: Her decision, her loss man. I'm not running around after someone who doesn't even-
[Donna runs in cutting Hyde off]
Donna: Guys I'm really worried about Jackie. She got a rose this morning. Two guesses who it was from.
Eric: I told you! This guy needs to be stopped.
Donna: What I wanna know is how he got in.
Hyde: He broke in?
Donna: She found it on her pillow.
Kelso: What? How did he break in to your place? I've tried hundreds of times to get through that door, it doesn't let.
Eric: What did Jackie say?
Donna: She's really scared, I mean who wouldn't be? He was sneaking around our room looking and touching God knows what.
Hyde: Where is she now?
Donna: She's in the kitchen with Kitty.
[Hyde walks up the stairs to the kitchen]
To be continued.
~~~Sorry that this chapter is so short. I'll make the next one extra long to make up for it. I don't want any "Zennie's" suffering from J/H withdrawal. (
[Eric's basement: Hyde is sitting in his chair, Kelso is reading a comic on the couch, Eric is sitting on the back of the couch next to him, Fez is sitting on the freezer eating a Popsicle]
Eric: Jackie's got a stalker. Isn't anybody else worried about this?
Hyde: As soon as he hears her shrill, bossy, arrogant tone he'll run like the wind.
Kelso: Yeah, having a stalker is the pits. I mean, when I was a kid there was this chick who would follow me around everywhere I would go and sometimes she'd even call out my name in public.
Eric: I don't think your mom counts as a stalker Kelso.
Fez: Aren't stalkers burnt at the stake?
Hyde: Witches Fez, that's witches.
Fez: Oh.
Eric: Well I for one think this Chad guy seems a little hack-me-into-pieces- with-a-steak-knife.
Hyde: Why are you so concerned anyway Foreman? I thought you hated Jackie.
Eric: Hey, I haven't heard her shriek: "Oh my God, Donny loves blondes more. I have to dye my hair!!" in months, so I'm not complaining. I think you've actually managed to rid her of most of her unpleasantness Hyde.
Hyde: So you like her now?
Eric: Let's not go overboard here. All I'm saying is that I think you guys should look out for her a little more. I mean you're both supposed to be in love with her yet I see no lovin'.
Hyde: Her decision, her loss man. I'm not running around after someone who doesn't even-
[Donna runs in cutting Hyde off]
Donna: Guys I'm really worried about Jackie. She got a rose this morning. Two guesses who it was from.
Eric: I told you! This guy needs to be stopped.
Donna: What I wanna know is how he got in.
Hyde: He broke in?
Donna: She found it on her pillow.
Kelso: What? How did he break in to your place? I've tried hundreds of times to get through that door, it doesn't let.
Eric: What did Jackie say?
Donna: She's really scared, I mean who wouldn't be? He was sneaking around our room looking and touching God knows what.
Hyde: Where is she now?
Donna: She's in the kitchen with Kitty.
[Hyde walks up the stairs to the kitchen]
To be continued.
~~~Sorry that this chapter is so short. I'll make the next one extra long to make up for it. I don't want any "Zennie's" suffering from J/H withdrawal. (