CHAPTER 5-
[Donna's room: Chad has just kidnapped Jackie and Hyde is left standing there alone]
Hyde: Double crap. Think Hyde, think!
[He runs out and onto the driveway just in time to see them drive away. He stands still for a minute before running down to the basement]
[Basement: Fez, Eric and Donna are sitting on the couch watching the Love Boat and Kelso is sitting in Hyde's chair eating a Popsicle when Hyde runs in]
Hyde: Forman! Keys, now!
Eric: What? Hyde-
Hyde: No questions, Jackie's been kidnapped! (He hurries over to Eric, pulls the keys out of his pocket and bolts out of the door)
Fez: Ai! A real life Charlie's Angels adventure! I'm in! (He runs out after Hyde)
Donna: Oh my God Eric!
Eric: Yeah, let's go!
[They run out of the basement after the other two leaving Kelso alone in the room]
Kelso: Hey guys! Can't we just wait until the song finishes? I love the Love Boat theme! Damnit! (He reluctantly trails out the door)
[Chad's car: Chad is driving and Jackie is riding shotgun and both her hands are cuffed]
Jackie: Chad-
Chad: If any word that comes out of your mouth has something to do with the police or your stupid boyfriend stinky Pete I'm pulling over and gagging you!
[Jackie looks at him and closes her mouth]
Chad: Look, this trip will be a lot less unpleasant if you just sit back, shut your pie hole and maybe take your top off if it gets too hot in here.
Jackie: What did you just say to me?
Chad: What? It's not my fault the air conditioning is broken. Really, it's not.
Jackie: Not that you moron, before that.
Chad: Shut your pie hole?
[Jackie starts to cry softly and then she breaks out into hard sobs]
Chad: What the hell is the matter with you? Oh geez, she's already going psycho on
me. (He pulls the gun out from under his seat and aims it at her head) You either
pipe down or I fly to the Bahamas with a corpse in my suitcase.
[Jackie stops crying abruptly]
Chad: Better. Now, time for some tunes.
[He turns the radio on and Pink Floyd "Wish You Were Here" starts playing: "How I wish, how I wish you were here. We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year."]
[The Vista Cruiser: Hyde is driving, Fez is riding shotgun and Eric, Donna and Kelso are all sitting in the backseat. The radio is on blaring: "Running over the same old ground, what have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here." Hyde reaches over and switches it off]
Donna: I can't believe Chad had a gun.
Eric: I can't believe he kidnapped Jackie.
Fez: I cannot believe that we are in a car chase!
Kelso: I can't believe I missed the Love Boat song.
[They all turn around and look at him shocked]
Kelso: What? (Whispering singing) The lloooovee boaat.
Eric: Any sign of them yet?
Hyde: Nothing.
Donna: But we know where they're headed, right?
Hyde: Yeah, he said something about catching a flight. He's taking her to the Airport.
Eric: He's not gonna get very far, I mean they've got security at the Airport and we all know Jackie right? She can attract attention in crowded places quicker than Fez.
Fez: What are you talking about?
Kelso: Oh come on Fez nobody's forgotten the time you streaked through the Hub.
Fez: It was Thanksgiving.
Donna: So what?
Fez: Miss. Kitty told me that on Thanksgiving we must be thankful for what we have because some people aren't as lucky as we are, and to try to share what we have. So, I was generously trying to give the patrons of the Hub a peek at the tremendous gifts I have as a man, that they wish they had.
Hyde: Will you stop talking about your package, man? Jackie's just been kidnapped by a gun toting maniac who's trying to fly her to God knows where! We don't even know if she's okay.
[Silence]
Eric: I'm sure she's fine.
Donna: Yeah, she's stronger than you think.
Hyde: Jackie alone in a car with a psycho with a gun and none of us there to help her? She's not so strong. She can't handle this, she's gotta be scared to death. This is all my fault.
Eric: No, man. This is not your fault. Nobody could have known.
Hyde: You're the one who was saying how crazy this guy was from the beginning. You were right. I should have-
Fez: Hyde!
Donna: Yeah, Fez is right, stop doing this to yourself!
Fez: No, I mean the turnoff for the Airport is right there!
Hyde: Oh crap!
[The car screeches left and manages to squeeze into the left lane off to the Airport]
~~~ Thanks for the awesome reviews guys.
[Donna's room: Chad has just kidnapped Jackie and Hyde is left standing there alone]
Hyde: Double crap. Think Hyde, think!
[He runs out and onto the driveway just in time to see them drive away. He stands still for a minute before running down to the basement]
[Basement: Fez, Eric and Donna are sitting on the couch watching the Love Boat and Kelso is sitting in Hyde's chair eating a Popsicle when Hyde runs in]
Hyde: Forman! Keys, now!
Eric: What? Hyde-
Hyde: No questions, Jackie's been kidnapped! (He hurries over to Eric, pulls the keys out of his pocket and bolts out of the door)
Fez: Ai! A real life Charlie's Angels adventure! I'm in! (He runs out after Hyde)
Donna: Oh my God Eric!
Eric: Yeah, let's go!
[They run out of the basement after the other two leaving Kelso alone in the room]
Kelso: Hey guys! Can't we just wait until the song finishes? I love the Love Boat theme! Damnit! (He reluctantly trails out the door)
[Chad's car: Chad is driving and Jackie is riding shotgun and both her hands are cuffed]
Jackie: Chad-
Chad: If any word that comes out of your mouth has something to do with the police or your stupid boyfriend stinky Pete I'm pulling over and gagging you!
[Jackie looks at him and closes her mouth]
Chad: Look, this trip will be a lot less unpleasant if you just sit back, shut your pie hole and maybe take your top off if it gets too hot in here.
Jackie: What did you just say to me?
Chad: What? It's not my fault the air conditioning is broken. Really, it's not.
Jackie: Not that you moron, before that.
Chad: Shut your pie hole?
[Jackie starts to cry softly and then she breaks out into hard sobs]
Chad: What the hell is the matter with you? Oh geez, she's already going psycho on
me. (He pulls the gun out from under his seat and aims it at her head) You either
pipe down or I fly to the Bahamas with a corpse in my suitcase.
[Jackie stops crying abruptly]
Chad: Better. Now, time for some tunes.
[He turns the radio on and Pink Floyd "Wish You Were Here" starts playing: "How I wish, how I wish you were here. We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year."]
[The Vista Cruiser: Hyde is driving, Fez is riding shotgun and Eric, Donna and Kelso are all sitting in the backseat. The radio is on blaring: "Running over the same old ground, what have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here." Hyde reaches over and switches it off]
Donna: I can't believe Chad had a gun.
Eric: I can't believe he kidnapped Jackie.
Fez: I cannot believe that we are in a car chase!
Kelso: I can't believe I missed the Love Boat song.
[They all turn around and look at him shocked]
Kelso: What? (Whispering singing) The lloooovee boaat.
Eric: Any sign of them yet?
Hyde: Nothing.
Donna: But we know where they're headed, right?
Hyde: Yeah, he said something about catching a flight. He's taking her to the Airport.
Eric: He's not gonna get very far, I mean they've got security at the Airport and we all know Jackie right? She can attract attention in crowded places quicker than Fez.
Fez: What are you talking about?
Kelso: Oh come on Fez nobody's forgotten the time you streaked through the Hub.
Fez: It was Thanksgiving.
Donna: So what?
Fez: Miss. Kitty told me that on Thanksgiving we must be thankful for what we have because some people aren't as lucky as we are, and to try to share what we have. So, I was generously trying to give the patrons of the Hub a peek at the tremendous gifts I have as a man, that they wish they had.
Hyde: Will you stop talking about your package, man? Jackie's just been kidnapped by a gun toting maniac who's trying to fly her to God knows where! We don't even know if she's okay.
[Silence]
Eric: I'm sure she's fine.
Donna: Yeah, she's stronger than you think.
Hyde: Jackie alone in a car with a psycho with a gun and none of us there to help her? She's not so strong. She can't handle this, she's gotta be scared to death. This is all my fault.
Eric: No, man. This is not your fault. Nobody could have known.
Hyde: You're the one who was saying how crazy this guy was from the beginning. You were right. I should have-
Fez: Hyde!
Donna: Yeah, Fez is right, stop doing this to yourself!
Fez: No, I mean the turnoff for the Airport is right there!
Hyde: Oh crap!
[The car screeches left and manages to squeeze into the left lane off to the Airport]
~~~ Thanks for the awesome reviews guys.