Author's Notes: Since this is the shortest chapter ever, and the next chapter is the longest chapter ever, I decided to post them together! So it's likeā¦one extremely super long chapter! Hoorah!
I just realized that I haven't really had any hella cool review songs of late, so I decided to do one for my disclaimer, even though it's a little late. The following was inspired by Family Guy.
Can't touch me!
Dodododo, do do, dodo!
Can't touch me!
Dodododo, do do, dodo!
My my my my stories have her characters,
And the world is hers, that's true.
But 'cause I have a disclaimer,
JKR you can't sue! Can't touch me!
Dodododo, do do, dodo!
Can't touch me!
Dodododo, do do, dodo!
Harry time!
*Long-winded break dance scene involving Lil Fred, Big G, and Harry from my parodies*
Wednesday, 12 July
4:30 p.m.
I have already read four of the books I took out yesterday, and have not only a splitting headache, but also a horrid sunburn from reading outside all day.
Still no other news from Ron. Must not dwell on this.
Why am I even writing in here? Oh no. I have become the sort of person who writes in her diary over every trivial little thing that happens. Monday: ate a sandwich. Tuesday: went outside.
I think the sun has gotten to my head.
On an upbeat note, it is now 4:32 p.m., and true to Mum's prediction, there's still no sign of Mrs. Crick. Hooray!
I do wish Ron would write, though.
