Sonic's Vacation chapter 2
Knuckles ran up to Sonic, out of breath, still clutching that dang surfboard. "Sonic! I hit thirty-six people over the head with my surfboard!!" he cried triumphantly. Mr. Naka was sitting beside Sonic. He picked up his camera. "Say 'cheese', Knuckles-san!" he said cheerfully.
Knuckles cried out in surprise as the flash blinded him. The glare had actually gotten through his SUNGLASSES!! Slightly dizzy, he fell backward onto his ass on the sand. "Ughhhhh...NakaMan, you need a less killer camera."
"My most sincere of apologies, Knuckles-san," Mr. Naka said, checking how many pictures he had left. "But these pictures...They serve as powerful models for my Sonikku za Hejjihoggu games...Sonikku Heroes would be a complete and total chaotic event if not for these pictures I take."
"Fine, fine," Knuckles said, seeing spots due to the flash still. "Just don't take anymore without warnings, okay?"
"Yes, your requests are permitted," Mr. Naka said. "I will not photograph another moment of your life without your first permission."
Sonic yawned. "Okay, enough sun-soaking and time for some fun!" He glanced around. "Where's Tails..?"
"Here I am, Sonic!!" Tails walked up, holding a large assortment of candy. Liquorice, lollypops, cottoncandy, cookies, hard candy, gum and various other sweets were loaded into the pockets of his shorts.
Sonic looked surprised, and Knuckles fell over laughing. "Where'd yah get the dweeby Pokemon shorts you're sporting, fuzzball?" he managed to ask in his fit of laughter.
Tails looked down at the Pikachu patten all over his shorts and blushed slightly. "Uhhh...I dunno...I think Amy got 'em for me."
"Amy?" Sonic repeated. "THANK HEAVEN SHE ISN'T HERE!!"
Tails shoved some candy into his mouth. "Yeah, she'd chase you around constantly, Sonic."
"Ugh, Tails, eat or talk. Pick one..."
"Oh...Sorry...."
"Tails-san!" Mr. Naka said happily. "Permitt I take your picture?"
Tails nodded.
FLASSSSSSSSH!
Tails forced himself to swallow his candy and blinked several times in shock. "Wow...big flash..."
Sonic got up. "Let's go have some fun!" he said. He reached over and tagged Knuckles. "You're 'it'!!"
"DAMN YOU SONIC!" He chased Sonic down to the water's edge. And then, Sonic lost his balance. SPLASH! He fell right into the water.
Sonic's loud shreik could be heard over the whole beach.
He hated water so freakin' much. Knuckles chuckled at him. "Heh heh you coward!"
Pouting, Sonic stood up. "Ha ha very funny," he said sarcastically. "You bastard, you know I hate water!!"
"Yep. But hearin' you scream like a girl is worth it."
"Well, if you put on a skirt, and put your dreadlocks into a ponytail, you'll LOOK an awful lot like a girl."
"WHAT?!!"
"Hey, its the truth."
"Grrr...Well...YOU HAVE A CYCLOPS EYE!!"
"HUH?!! I DO NOT!" He turned to Mr. Naka. "Do I have a cyclops eye?!!!"
"Well, while it does appear that way, you do not," Naka replied. "You have two pupils, Sonikku, therefore two eyes."
"SEE?!! YOU'RE STUPID TOO YOU KNUCKLEHEAD!!!" Sonic yelled at Knuckles.
"YEAH?!! WELL IF I'M STUPID, YOU MUST BE STUPID TO A HIGHER LEVEL!!!" Knuckles yelled back.
"WELL YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON AAAAAAMMMMMMYYYYYYYY ROSE!!!"
"WHAT?!!! NO I DON'T!!! BUT THEN AGAIN, YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO NOTICE!!"
"OH WEEEEEELLLLLL!!!!!! NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR OPINION!!!!" He stormed off, dripping wet.
Tails and Mr. Naka watched in surprise. Knuckles shook his fist. "I HATE YOU SONIC!! YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE!"
Mr. Naka turned to Tails. "Do they often argue as such?"
Tails sighed and nodded. "...All the time. They argue as much as they can about whatever they can...It's kinda stupid, but that's how they are..." He pulled a red lollypop out of his pocket and started sucking on it.
Knuckles picked up his surfboard and started off in the direction opposite of the one Sonic had gone in. "I'm going to play whack-a-mole...Only I use people instead of moles and a surfboard instead of a hammer...Heh heh..."
Tails sighed again. "We gotta do something about those guys arguing..."
"IT'S-A ME, MARIO!!!"
"Oh noooooooo...."
Mr. Naka raised his eyebrows in surprise. "Mario-san?"
"Mama mia, I'm-a Super Mario, all right."
Naka looked visably angry. "...Mario...? Miyamoto-san's LITTLE PLUMBER MAN?!!!"
"Yes-a, thats-a me!!"
Naka's eye twitched in anger. "MIYAMOTO?!!! HE OWES ME 20$ FROM POKER!!!!!!" He chased after Mario. "TELL HIM TO PAY ME BACK YOU FAT PLUMBER MAN, YOU!!!"
Tails turned to go. Geez, this was weird...
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Yes, I know. Short chapter. But I had lots and lots of IMs popping up I had to deal with. *sigh* Hope you like it so far. Chapter three will be up A.S.A.P....
Knuckles ran up to Sonic, out of breath, still clutching that dang surfboard. "Sonic! I hit thirty-six people over the head with my surfboard!!" he cried triumphantly. Mr. Naka was sitting beside Sonic. He picked up his camera. "Say 'cheese', Knuckles-san!" he said cheerfully.
Knuckles cried out in surprise as the flash blinded him. The glare had actually gotten through his SUNGLASSES!! Slightly dizzy, he fell backward onto his ass on the sand. "Ughhhhh...NakaMan, you need a less killer camera."
"My most sincere of apologies, Knuckles-san," Mr. Naka said, checking how many pictures he had left. "But these pictures...They serve as powerful models for my Sonikku za Hejjihoggu games...Sonikku Heroes would be a complete and total chaotic event if not for these pictures I take."
"Fine, fine," Knuckles said, seeing spots due to the flash still. "Just don't take anymore without warnings, okay?"
"Yes, your requests are permitted," Mr. Naka said. "I will not photograph another moment of your life without your first permission."
Sonic yawned. "Okay, enough sun-soaking and time for some fun!" He glanced around. "Where's Tails..?"
"Here I am, Sonic!!" Tails walked up, holding a large assortment of candy. Liquorice, lollypops, cottoncandy, cookies, hard candy, gum and various other sweets were loaded into the pockets of his shorts.
Sonic looked surprised, and Knuckles fell over laughing. "Where'd yah get the dweeby Pokemon shorts you're sporting, fuzzball?" he managed to ask in his fit of laughter.
Tails looked down at the Pikachu patten all over his shorts and blushed slightly. "Uhhh...I dunno...I think Amy got 'em for me."
"Amy?" Sonic repeated. "THANK HEAVEN SHE ISN'T HERE!!"
Tails shoved some candy into his mouth. "Yeah, she'd chase you around constantly, Sonic."
"Ugh, Tails, eat or talk. Pick one..."
"Oh...Sorry...."
"Tails-san!" Mr. Naka said happily. "Permitt I take your picture?"
Tails nodded.
FLASSSSSSSSH!
Tails forced himself to swallow his candy and blinked several times in shock. "Wow...big flash..."
Sonic got up. "Let's go have some fun!" he said. He reached over and tagged Knuckles. "You're 'it'!!"
"DAMN YOU SONIC!" He chased Sonic down to the water's edge. And then, Sonic lost his balance. SPLASH! He fell right into the water.
Sonic's loud shreik could be heard over the whole beach.
He hated water so freakin' much. Knuckles chuckled at him. "Heh heh you coward!"
Pouting, Sonic stood up. "Ha ha very funny," he said sarcastically. "You bastard, you know I hate water!!"
"Yep. But hearin' you scream like a girl is worth it."
"Well, if you put on a skirt, and put your dreadlocks into a ponytail, you'll LOOK an awful lot like a girl."
"WHAT?!!"
"Hey, its the truth."
"Grrr...Well...YOU HAVE A CYCLOPS EYE!!"
"HUH?!! I DO NOT!" He turned to Mr. Naka. "Do I have a cyclops eye?!!!"
"Well, while it does appear that way, you do not," Naka replied. "You have two pupils, Sonikku, therefore two eyes."
"SEE?!! YOU'RE STUPID TOO YOU KNUCKLEHEAD!!!" Sonic yelled at Knuckles.
"YEAH?!! WELL IF I'M STUPID, YOU MUST BE STUPID TO A HIGHER LEVEL!!!" Knuckles yelled back.
"WELL YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON AAAAAAMMMMMMYYYYYYYY ROSE!!!"
"WHAT?!!! NO I DON'T!!! BUT THEN AGAIN, YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO NOTICE!!"
"OH WEEEEEELLLLLL!!!!!! NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR OPINION!!!!" He stormed off, dripping wet.
Tails and Mr. Naka watched in surprise. Knuckles shook his fist. "I HATE YOU SONIC!! YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE!"
Mr. Naka turned to Tails. "Do they often argue as such?"
Tails sighed and nodded. "...All the time. They argue as much as they can about whatever they can...It's kinda stupid, but that's how they are..." He pulled a red lollypop out of his pocket and started sucking on it.
Knuckles picked up his surfboard and started off in the direction opposite of the one Sonic had gone in. "I'm going to play whack-a-mole...Only I use people instead of moles and a surfboard instead of a hammer...Heh heh..."
Tails sighed again. "We gotta do something about those guys arguing..."
"IT'S-A ME, MARIO!!!"
"Oh noooooooo...."
Mr. Naka raised his eyebrows in surprise. "Mario-san?"
"Mama mia, I'm-a Super Mario, all right."
Naka looked visably angry. "...Mario...? Miyamoto-san's LITTLE PLUMBER MAN?!!!"
"Yes-a, thats-a me!!"
Naka's eye twitched in anger. "MIYAMOTO?!!! HE OWES ME 20$ FROM POKER!!!!!!" He chased after Mario. "TELL HIM TO PAY ME BACK YOU FAT PLUMBER MAN, YOU!!!"
Tails turned to go. Geez, this was weird...
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Yes, I know. Short chapter. But I had lots and lots of IMs popping up I had to deal with. *sigh* Hope you like it so far. Chapter three will be up A.S.A.P....