HI!!!!!!!!! It's me, nekohebi!!!!!!!!
How are you?
BE WARNED: this is quite possibly the most random thing I have written. Approach it with caution. I refuse to be held responsible for any sanity lost during the reading of this story/chapter.
This chapter is a recount of what has happened so far in the story, told by none other that the Giant Squid. Run while you still can.
THANKS TO everyone who reviewed chapter 9.
DISCLAIMER: see any of the previous chapters. I can't be bothered to write yet another disclaimer. They just depress me even more.
RANDOM NOTE: føniks = phoenix, fønikser = phoenixes (I think) and hersker = master/lord (or something like that) in Danish.
I hope you like this chapter. Please review.
#§#
Dear Diary,
Well, life this week has been interesting.
First of all, dear little Ginny Weasley got married to Seveus Snape. Now that will be interesting to watch.
What no one knows is that I actually know everything that's going on around Hogwarts and both the magical and muggle worlds. That, is why I am sometimes known as the Great Squid of All Knowingness, instead of the Giant Squid that the students of Hogwarts refer to me as. But what really pisses me off is that they all assume that I am a male. For the love of the Supreme Squid, I AM FEMALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But back to the newly weds. Young Ginny, or should I say Maeve, is a Seer. Seers are always amusing to regard. And of course, she's not as innocent as everyone assumes. She rather likes the dark, or so I am led to believe.
And then there's Severus. The Føniks Hersker. Most witches and wizards have heard of the Føniksers - the international criminal organisation led by a Danish lunatic, as it is sometimes known. He's the current leader of it and therefore has to look after its members, the world in general and keeping all the secrets. Unlike most organisations, the members and the masters in particular do not go around flaunting the fact that they are members or anything. His family has always looked after the Føniksers and been its masters or mistresses.
What's more, the Unknown Village, as it is in English, were Severus lives and Ginny is currently staying, is actually Severus's. It isn't anywhere in particular, but is generally described as being in Denmark because it has the same time and night sky as Denmark. That is the Føniks's heritage.
What an amazing life it must be: ruling the world from the sidelines, having many names and all that time travel. Makes being The Great Squid of All Knowingness seem rather boring. And of course, no one realises who dear Severus really is because...
But I'm meandering off the point, which is that there is a good amount of chemistry between those two.
And then there's Sirius Black. Who everyone thought was a murderer, and then dead. Well, he's neither. He popped out of the veil into the Unknown Village a year ago. My dear Harry Potter was very happy about that. But few people know that he's alive.
Yours sincerely,
The Great Squid of All Knowingness
#§#
Well, whaddya think?
Weird and crap, I know, but I was having trouble thinking of what to do next.
Which reminds me:
Sorry about not having updated for ages (some of my friends have been nagging me to update...coughSheeptheAdventurercough and coughCazzacough...)
But I'm lacking the inspiration...
So help me!!!! Please give me suggestions for what should happen next! I want to know what YOU want to happen. I have ideas. The problem is, I have about 10 different possible story lines. I know SOME things that will happen, but later on in the story.
Do you know how many files I've got on my computer which are 'failed chapter 9'? There are 5! FIVE! The actual version I posted is called (on my computer) 'bloody_chapter_bloody_9' That is how annoyed I am at this story!!!!
Oh, yeah, and my summary sucks and my chapter names suck. If you can come up with better ones, please tell me.
Feel free to email me (rozimo@sol.dk)
Thank you for your time.
NOW REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
^_^
How are you?
BE WARNED: this is quite possibly the most random thing I have written. Approach it with caution. I refuse to be held responsible for any sanity lost during the reading of this story/chapter.
This chapter is a recount of what has happened so far in the story, told by none other that the Giant Squid. Run while you still can.
THANKS TO everyone who reviewed chapter 9.
DISCLAIMER: see any of the previous chapters. I can't be bothered to write yet another disclaimer. They just depress me even more.
RANDOM NOTE: føniks = phoenix, fønikser = phoenixes (I think) and hersker = master/lord (or something like that) in Danish.
I hope you like this chapter. Please review.
#§#
Dear Diary,
Well, life this week has been interesting.
First of all, dear little Ginny Weasley got married to Seveus Snape. Now that will be interesting to watch.
What no one knows is that I actually know everything that's going on around Hogwarts and both the magical and muggle worlds. That, is why I am sometimes known as the Great Squid of All Knowingness, instead of the Giant Squid that the students of Hogwarts refer to me as. But what really pisses me off is that they all assume that I am a male. For the love of the Supreme Squid, I AM FEMALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But back to the newly weds. Young Ginny, or should I say Maeve, is a Seer. Seers are always amusing to regard. And of course, she's not as innocent as everyone assumes. She rather likes the dark, or so I am led to believe.
And then there's Severus. The Føniks Hersker. Most witches and wizards have heard of the Føniksers - the international criminal organisation led by a Danish lunatic, as it is sometimes known. He's the current leader of it and therefore has to look after its members, the world in general and keeping all the secrets. Unlike most organisations, the members and the masters in particular do not go around flaunting the fact that they are members or anything. His family has always looked after the Føniksers and been its masters or mistresses.
What's more, the Unknown Village, as it is in English, were Severus lives and Ginny is currently staying, is actually Severus's. It isn't anywhere in particular, but is generally described as being in Denmark because it has the same time and night sky as Denmark. That is the Føniks's heritage.
What an amazing life it must be: ruling the world from the sidelines, having many names and all that time travel. Makes being The Great Squid of All Knowingness seem rather boring. And of course, no one realises who dear Severus really is because...
But I'm meandering off the point, which is that there is a good amount of chemistry between those two.
And then there's Sirius Black. Who everyone thought was a murderer, and then dead. Well, he's neither. He popped out of the veil into the Unknown Village a year ago. My dear Harry Potter was very happy about that. But few people know that he's alive.
Yours sincerely,
The Great Squid of All Knowingness
#§#
Well, whaddya think?
Weird and crap, I know, but I was having trouble thinking of what to do next.
Which reminds me:
Sorry about not having updated for ages (some of my friends have been nagging me to update...coughSheeptheAdventurercough and coughCazzacough...)
But I'm lacking the inspiration...
So help me!!!! Please give me suggestions for what should happen next! I want to know what YOU want to happen. I have ideas. The problem is, I have about 10 different possible story lines. I know SOME things that will happen, but later on in the story.
Do you know how many files I've got on my computer which are 'failed chapter 9'? There are 5! FIVE! The actual version I posted is called (on my computer) 'bloody_chapter_bloody_9' That is how annoyed I am at this story!!!!
Oh, yeah, and my summary sucks and my chapter names suck. If you can come up with better ones, please tell me.
Feel free to email me (rozimo@sol.dk)
Thank you for your time.
NOW REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
^_^