Previously on Halloween h2OH GOD NO!!
Umah: Someone's been murdered!
Popeland: Its Dumah!
All gasp
Janos: Oh no a pipe just burst!!
(The water kills all the vampires except Janos who fly's up)
Moebius: Not so fast fly boy!!
(Moebius pulls out a shotgun and shots Janos out of the air)
Janos: ARGGHHHHHH!!!!
(Janos dies)
Ariel: Moebius! What a man!
Malek: He will be our new king!
Me: Moebius! Get away from that keyboard!
Moebius: Damn!
Me: What have you been doing?
Moebius: well I .....you see.....
(Popeland reads what Moebius wrote)
Me: ......well at least you didn't kill me
Moebius: I was just going to! I swear!
Me: One more wrong move and I'll rename you Captain Sorbo for the rest of the story!
Moebius: Come on! I was only joking!
Me: Yeah it was quite funny.....
Moebius: Nothing passes the time like killing hated enemies
Me: So true. Anyway I must solve the murder!
The drawing room of the sanctuary of the clans
(Popeland is wearing a sherlock homes hat and has a pipe)
Me: Send Raziel in for questioning
(Raziel enters and sits down)
Me: So Mr. Raziel, did you have anything against the deceased
Raziel: Well his hands bore me into the abyss.......and he keeps stealing my gameboy!
Me: SO YOU KILLED HIM!!!
Raziel: Yep
Me: What?
Raziel: I killed him
Me: Well thats was easy.
Raziel:the first time. I didn't kill him again... you do realize if you take the spears out he'll come back to life?
Me: we'll do that once we've looted his house
Raziel: ah right
Me: Do you have any suspicion who did?
Raziel: Moebius
Me: OK you can go now. Tell Moebius to come in
(Raziel leaves and Moebius enters)
Me: I cut straight to the point Moebius, what is that weird thing on your forehead
Moebius: It glows in the dark!
Me: right. Anyway did you murder Dumah?
Moebius: no! I may have planted the landmine on kains throne, I might have even poured that bucket of water on Janos.....
Me: do you have a light?
Moebius: yes
(Moebius hands Popeland a match)
Moebius: Anyway, I may even be the one who put gunpowder in your pipe but I didn't kill Dumah.
(Pipe explodes)
Me: ARGHHHHHH!!!!!!! MY EYEBROWS!!!!!
(Popeland runs around with his head on fire)
Moebius: BWHAHAHAHAHA!
Me: THAT'S IT MOEBIUS!!!
Captain Sorbo: Oh what are you going to do?........wait a minute......Captain Sorbo? DAMN YOU!!!
Me: Now unless you want to have to say "matey" in every sentence get out!!
(Captain Sorbo\Moebius runs out)
Me: Kain bring in Vorador
(Vorador is pushed in on a wheelchair with a sock in his mouth)
Me: now I'll take the sock out of your mouth if you promise to stop pointing out plot holes
Vorador nods
Popeland takes the sock out of his mouth
Me: now Mr. Vorador. Where were you at the time of the murder
Vorador: I was playing cards with Malek
Me: will he confirm your location
Vorador: no, probably because of the whole murder of the circle which caused him to be fused with his armor and the whole killing him thing
Me: OK you may leave
Vorador: one thing, since when does the sanctuary of the clans have a drawing room?
*pop*
(Drawing room disappears)
Me: You just don't learn do you?
Vorador: Eeep!
So what do you think? .............really that bad?
READ & REVIEW!!
Remember. I don't know where any of you live!!
Umah: Someone's been murdered!
Popeland: Its Dumah!
All gasp
Janos: Oh no a pipe just burst!!
(The water kills all the vampires except Janos who fly's up)
Moebius: Not so fast fly boy!!
(Moebius pulls out a shotgun and shots Janos out of the air)
Janos: ARGGHHHHHH!!!!
(Janos dies)
Ariel: Moebius! What a man!
Malek: He will be our new king!
Me: Moebius! Get away from that keyboard!
Moebius: Damn!
Me: What have you been doing?
Moebius: well I .....you see.....
(Popeland reads what Moebius wrote)
Me: ......well at least you didn't kill me
Moebius: I was just going to! I swear!
Me: One more wrong move and I'll rename you Captain Sorbo for the rest of the story!
Moebius: Come on! I was only joking!
Me: Yeah it was quite funny.....
Moebius: Nothing passes the time like killing hated enemies
Me: So true. Anyway I must solve the murder!
The drawing room of the sanctuary of the clans
(Popeland is wearing a sherlock homes hat and has a pipe)
Me: Send Raziel in for questioning
(Raziel enters and sits down)
Me: So Mr. Raziel, did you have anything against the deceased
Raziel: Well his hands bore me into the abyss.......and he keeps stealing my gameboy!
Me: SO YOU KILLED HIM!!!
Raziel: Yep
Me: What?
Raziel: I killed him
Me: Well thats was easy.
Raziel:the first time. I didn't kill him again... you do realize if you take the spears out he'll come back to life?
Me: we'll do that once we've looted his house
Raziel: ah right
Me: Do you have any suspicion who did?
Raziel: Moebius
Me: OK you can go now. Tell Moebius to come in
(Raziel leaves and Moebius enters)
Me: I cut straight to the point Moebius, what is that weird thing on your forehead
Moebius: It glows in the dark!
Me: right. Anyway did you murder Dumah?
Moebius: no! I may have planted the landmine on kains throne, I might have even poured that bucket of water on Janos.....
Me: do you have a light?
Moebius: yes
(Moebius hands Popeland a match)
Moebius: Anyway, I may even be the one who put gunpowder in your pipe but I didn't kill Dumah.
(Pipe explodes)
Me: ARGHHHHHH!!!!!!! MY EYEBROWS!!!!!
(Popeland runs around with his head on fire)
Moebius: BWHAHAHAHAHA!
Me: THAT'S IT MOEBIUS!!!
Captain Sorbo: Oh what are you going to do?........wait a minute......Captain Sorbo? DAMN YOU!!!
Me: Now unless you want to have to say "matey" in every sentence get out!!
(Captain Sorbo\Moebius runs out)
Me: Kain bring in Vorador
(Vorador is pushed in on a wheelchair with a sock in his mouth)
Me: now I'll take the sock out of your mouth if you promise to stop pointing out plot holes
Vorador nods
Popeland takes the sock out of his mouth
Me: now Mr. Vorador. Where were you at the time of the murder
Vorador: I was playing cards with Malek
Me: will he confirm your location
Vorador: no, probably because of the whole murder of the circle which caused him to be fused with his armor and the whole killing him thing
Me: OK you may leave
Vorador: one thing, since when does the sanctuary of the clans have a drawing room?
*pop*
(Drawing room disappears)
Me: You just don't learn do you?
Vorador: Eeep!
So what do you think? .............really that bad?
READ & REVIEW!!
Remember. I don't know where any of you live!!