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A/N: BUWA HA HA HA HA! I did the chapter with Hiei going around town. ^-^ Gave me an idea. I don't know HOW I can be a Kurama fangirl and still do this to him. my poor Kurama! -sobs- oh well I'm over that onto the fic!
[ Angel sits on Sagara's lap. Hiei is trying to sit on Kurama's but failing. Botan in next to Angel. Kuwabara-spirit is on floor crying while Yukina and Miroku get drunk. Keiko is yelling SIT at Yusuke while Inuyasha sniffs out demons. Kagome, Shippo and Sango stand by the door watching.]
Sango: Wow. How did this all get started?
Kagome: I don't know, but I'm not sure Shippo should be seeing this. -covers Shippo's eyes-
Shippo: HEY!?!? Where did the lights go? WAIT! Where are you taking me? I know I'm moving. stop it! Inuyasha, HELP!
Inuyasha: What? -Sees Kagome and Sango taking Shippo and locking in closet- Feh. Why should I go after that little pain? I have more important business.
Kagome: There -claps hands clean- that's taken care of. Now Sango, would you like to join me? I'm going to go keep an eye on Miroku. That young girl doesn't look like she needs any children yet.
Sango: .' I'll knock out Miroku if necessary.
Inuyasha: -sniff sniff at Hiei- Are you a demon??
Hiei: ^-^ Why yes I am? What does it matter to you, cutie?
Inuyasha: O.o I'm Inuyasha, not cutie, got it? And I want to know if you're a demon because if you're a full blood demon then you're evil! And I need to defeat you.
Hiei: Now where did you get the idea that I was evil, little boy? -stepping closer and closer to Inuyasha-
Inuyasha: -backing up- I'm NOT a little boy! I'm over 60 years old!
Kagome: O_O Over 60?!? EEEEWWWW And to think I liked you Inuyasha! I didn't know you were so old! I would have left long ago if I knew that!
Sango: . You didn't know? Man, he told me like the first day we met. after I healed from trying to kill him that is.
Inuyasha: Which you failed in doing, mind you!
Sango: Yes, but ONLY because I was at the point of death and the only thing keeping me going was that stupid shard!! -yelling at Inuyasha-
Hiei: Back to me, little doggie. If you wish to taste the ground, feel free to attack me.
Sagara: -Yelling at Hiei- YOU STOLE THAT FROM KENSHIN!!!!!
Hiei: Nani? [what?]
Sagara: -calms down- That is Kenshin's saying. You can't say that, ok?
Hiei: -growl- fine. [to Inuyasha] Do you want to fight or not?
Inuyasha: Sure, I'll beat you up with my fists, Shorty.
Hiei: -more growl- Now now, little puppy, don't call me Shorty. You don't want to see me mad.
Inuyasha: O.o Right. Can you PLEASE call me by my name? I don't like being called "little puppy" or "doggie."
Botan: I think it's cute! ^-^
Kurama: -cough- Oh someone help us..
Hiei: -turns around- Kurama! Oh love, I'm sorry! I forgot about you for a moment there. ^-^ So sorry, it wont happen again.
Kurama: Darn. I wish it would.
Hiei: What was that, Love? Oh well. Now I know I'm forgetting to do something. -thinks- Oh yeah! -Hands out "sweet snow" to everyone- There's more in your freezer Love, if you want it.
Kurama: Erm. thanks.
Hiei: I'm still forgetting something. . Wait! It's coming to me. no it's not. WAIT! Yes it is!! -light bulb- THAT'S IT! -runs into a room and shuts door-
Inuyasha and Kurama: -Anime sweatdrop- PHEW!!
Everyone Else: HAHAHAHA!
Shippo: -bangs hard on door- I WANT OUT!
Kagome and Sango: NO!
Sango: Miroku.. Wait, Miroku stop! MIROKU! KEEP YOUR CLOTHES ON!
Yukina: Sango. why are you ruining my fun?
Kagome: Because you're too young! You can't have kids!
Yukina: I'll let you know I'm Hiei's sister, and I'm only two years younger than him. [A/N: I'm not sure which is older, I'm guessing Hiei]
Botan: WHAT? You KNOW he's your bother!??!?!?
Yukina: -giggle- yeah Botan! I've known for a while. You know, he's not the only one who can read minds. I read your mind the first time at the Dark Tournament when you were thinking about telling me then you stopped. TEE HEE!
Botan: NOOOO! -bangs head- How was I so STUPID?!?
Kuwabara-spirit: -stops crying for a minute- Wait, you're Shrimp's sister? EW! I don't want to be brother-in-law to him!
Yukina: Yes, but the question is do you love me, Kuwabara?
Kuwabara-spirit: YES! I love you very much. But there is no way I'm going to be related to Hiei!
Yukina: Fine with me! After my fun with Miroku here I'll be your wife, but we wont get married! Then you wont be related to Hiei!
Yusuke: Owwww.. -head still hurts from "sits"- Keiko. I'm SORRY for anything I did.
Keiko: -feels bad- I'm sorry. I didn't mean to say sit (Yusuke falls over) so many time! Oh my! Did I just say SIT again? (Yusuke falls deeper) OOPS! I just said SIT AGAIN didn't I?
Yusuke: -Face will never get out of ground- Owwwwww...
Keiko: OOPS! ^-^
-Whistle from room Hiei entered, everyone looks over-
Everyone but Hiei: O_O O_O O_O O_O
-Hiei is dressed in Speedo bathing suit and a see through black slip cover-
Hiei: Hello everyone. Kurama, do you like my new sleepwear? -walks like a girl to Kurama-
Kurama: -GULP- Hi.. Hi.. Hiei??
Hiei: Yes my love, what would you like?
Kagome, Keiko, Botan, Yukina, Sango, Angel: -WHISTLE- NICE Hiei!! AWESOME!! LOVE IT!!! (etc)
Hiei: -frowns- But I'm GAY! I really like your support, girls. But I would rather have KURAMA tell me he likes it. So Kurama? What do you think?
Kurama: Hiei have you lost your mind completely? WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? I'm NOT gay. You might be, but I'm not.
Hiei: Yeah then why during true or dare did you start talking about how you were gay and wanted a guy to be with. And then I said I would be. and you said that was ok! So what's wrong now, my love?
Kurama: O.O I never said that! Gosh Hiei get it though your head! I didn't say I was gay, I'm NOT gay.
Yusuke: Ok, I think I should help Kurama here..
Keiko: SIT! You will do NOTHING! I want to see what happens here.
Botan: Hey Hiei, let's see you and Kurama make out!
Kurama: Botan I'm going to KILL you later!!!!
Hiei: Oh come on Kurama honey. It's just like before. -tries to make out-
Angel: O.O Ok this is going WAY to far. If Kurama wanted this, I might say ok. But NO! -pulls off Hiei- No making out in this fic, got it?
Hiei: -sad face-
Angel: I don't care what face you make, no making out.
Hiei: -sad puppy face-
Angel: Ohhhh! So .. NO! resist. No making out!
Kurama: THANK YOU ANGEL!
Sagara: This is getting very.. Personal. I believe we should end this here before someone gets hurt. Agree, Angel?
Angel: End.
A/N: O_O Well that got a little out of control. I'm REALLY sorry to anyone who loves Hiei and is offended by this. I 3 Hiei too. but I just had to do this. Trying to show that if anyone was gay in the pair (which NEITHER are) it would be Hiei, not Kurama. ^-^
A/N: BUWA HA HA HA HA! I did the chapter with Hiei going around town. ^-^ Gave me an idea. I don't know HOW I can be a Kurama fangirl and still do this to him. my poor Kurama! -sobs- oh well I'm over that onto the fic!
[ Angel sits on Sagara's lap. Hiei is trying to sit on Kurama's but failing. Botan in next to Angel. Kuwabara-spirit is on floor crying while Yukina and Miroku get drunk. Keiko is yelling SIT at Yusuke while Inuyasha sniffs out demons. Kagome, Shippo and Sango stand by the door watching.]
Sango: Wow. How did this all get started?
Kagome: I don't know, but I'm not sure Shippo should be seeing this. -covers Shippo's eyes-
Shippo: HEY!?!? Where did the lights go? WAIT! Where are you taking me? I know I'm moving. stop it! Inuyasha, HELP!
Inuyasha: What? -Sees Kagome and Sango taking Shippo and locking in closet- Feh. Why should I go after that little pain? I have more important business.
Kagome: There -claps hands clean- that's taken care of. Now Sango, would you like to join me? I'm going to go keep an eye on Miroku. That young girl doesn't look like she needs any children yet.
Sango: .' I'll knock out Miroku if necessary.
Inuyasha: -sniff sniff at Hiei- Are you a demon??
Hiei: ^-^ Why yes I am? What does it matter to you, cutie?
Inuyasha: O.o I'm Inuyasha, not cutie, got it? And I want to know if you're a demon because if you're a full blood demon then you're evil! And I need to defeat you.
Hiei: Now where did you get the idea that I was evil, little boy? -stepping closer and closer to Inuyasha-
Inuyasha: -backing up- I'm NOT a little boy! I'm over 60 years old!
Kagome: O_O Over 60?!? EEEEWWWW And to think I liked you Inuyasha! I didn't know you were so old! I would have left long ago if I knew that!
Sango: . You didn't know? Man, he told me like the first day we met. after I healed from trying to kill him that is.
Inuyasha: Which you failed in doing, mind you!
Sango: Yes, but ONLY because I was at the point of death and the only thing keeping me going was that stupid shard!! -yelling at Inuyasha-
Hiei: Back to me, little doggie. If you wish to taste the ground, feel free to attack me.
Sagara: -Yelling at Hiei- YOU STOLE THAT FROM KENSHIN!!!!!
Hiei: Nani? [what?]
Sagara: -calms down- That is Kenshin's saying. You can't say that, ok?
Hiei: -growl- fine. [to Inuyasha] Do you want to fight or not?
Inuyasha: Sure, I'll beat you up with my fists, Shorty.
Hiei: -more growl- Now now, little puppy, don't call me Shorty. You don't want to see me mad.
Inuyasha: O.o Right. Can you PLEASE call me by my name? I don't like being called "little puppy" or "doggie."
Botan: I think it's cute! ^-^
Kurama: -cough- Oh someone help us..
Hiei: -turns around- Kurama! Oh love, I'm sorry! I forgot about you for a moment there. ^-^ So sorry, it wont happen again.
Kurama: Darn. I wish it would.
Hiei: What was that, Love? Oh well. Now I know I'm forgetting to do something. -thinks- Oh yeah! -Hands out "sweet snow" to everyone- There's more in your freezer Love, if you want it.
Kurama: Erm. thanks.
Hiei: I'm still forgetting something. . Wait! It's coming to me. no it's not. WAIT! Yes it is!! -light bulb- THAT'S IT! -runs into a room and shuts door-
Inuyasha and Kurama: -Anime sweatdrop- PHEW!!
Everyone Else: HAHAHAHA!
Shippo: -bangs hard on door- I WANT OUT!
Kagome and Sango: NO!
Sango: Miroku.. Wait, Miroku stop! MIROKU! KEEP YOUR CLOTHES ON!
Yukina: Sango. why are you ruining my fun?
Kagome: Because you're too young! You can't have kids!
Yukina: I'll let you know I'm Hiei's sister, and I'm only two years younger than him. [A/N: I'm not sure which is older, I'm guessing Hiei]
Botan: WHAT? You KNOW he's your bother!??!?!?
Yukina: -giggle- yeah Botan! I've known for a while. You know, he's not the only one who can read minds. I read your mind the first time at the Dark Tournament when you were thinking about telling me then you stopped. TEE HEE!
Botan: NOOOO! -bangs head- How was I so STUPID?!?
Kuwabara-spirit: -stops crying for a minute- Wait, you're Shrimp's sister? EW! I don't want to be brother-in-law to him!
Yukina: Yes, but the question is do you love me, Kuwabara?
Kuwabara-spirit: YES! I love you very much. But there is no way I'm going to be related to Hiei!
Yukina: Fine with me! After my fun with Miroku here I'll be your wife, but we wont get married! Then you wont be related to Hiei!
Yusuke: Owwww.. -head still hurts from "sits"- Keiko. I'm SORRY for anything I did.
Keiko: -feels bad- I'm sorry. I didn't mean to say sit (Yusuke falls over) so many time! Oh my! Did I just say SIT again? (Yusuke falls deeper) OOPS! I just said SIT AGAIN didn't I?
Yusuke: -Face will never get out of ground- Owwwwww...
Keiko: OOPS! ^-^
-Whistle from room Hiei entered, everyone looks over-
Everyone but Hiei: O_O O_O O_O O_O
-Hiei is dressed in Speedo bathing suit and a see through black slip cover-
Hiei: Hello everyone. Kurama, do you like my new sleepwear? -walks like a girl to Kurama-
Kurama: -GULP- Hi.. Hi.. Hiei??
Hiei: Yes my love, what would you like?
Kagome, Keiko, Botan, Yukina, Sango, Angel: -WHISTLE- NICE Hiei!! AWESOME!! LOVE IT!!! (etc)
Hiei: -frowns- But I'm GAY! I really like your support, girls. But I would rather have KURAMA tell me he likes it. So Kurama? What do you think?
Kurama: Hiei have you lost your mind completely? WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? I'm NOT gay. You might be, but I'm not.
Hiei: Yeah then why during true or dare did you start talking about how you were gay and wanted a guy to be with. And then I said I would be. and you said that was ok! So what's wrong now, my love?
Kurama: O.O I never said that! Gosh Hiei get it though your head! I didn't say I was gay, I'm NOT gay.
Yusuke: Ok, I think I should help Kurama here..
Keiko: SIT! You will do NOTHING! I want to see what happens here.
Botan: Hey Hiei, let's see you and Kurama make out!
Kurama: Botan I'm going to KILL you later!!!!
Hiei: Oh come on Kurama honey. It's just like before. -tries to make out-
Angel: O.O Ok this is going WAY to far. If Kurama wanted this, I might say ok. But NO! -pulls off Hiei- No making out in this fic, got it?
Hiei: -sad face-
Angel: I don't care what face you make, no making out.
Hiei: -sad puppy face-
Angel: Ohhhh! So .. NO! resist. No making out!
Kurama: THANK YOU ANGEL!
Sagara: This is getting very.. Personal. I believe we should end this here before someone gets hurt. Agree, Angel?
Angel: End.
A/N: O_O Well that got a little out of control. I'm REALLY sorry to anyone who loves Hiei and is offended by this. I 3 Hiei too. but I just had to do this. Trying to show that if anyone was gay in the pair (which NEITHER are) it would be Hiei, not Kurama. ^-^