The lake of the dead
Kain and Raziel: Captain Sorbo! He's our hero!
With him around there's nothing to fearo!
Moebius/Captain Sorbo: Silence you insolent fools!!
Kain: Fly captain! Fly!!
(Kain and Raziel throw him into the lake of the dead)
Moebius/Captain Sorbo: AHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh...............
Raziel: hmmmm I didn't think he'd fall that fast
Kain: er........RUN!!!
(Kain and Raziel run back to the pillars)
The pillars
Me: Where the Captain go?
Raziel: What?! how would I know! Why do you always accuse me first!
Me: err...right.....anyway the crime has been solved!
Janos: that was quick
Me: Yes. Yes it was.
Malek: tell us!
Me: It all started when Dumah decided to go hit on Umah
Vorador: Wait a minute...
Me: For god sake Vorador! Just shutup!
Vorador: But still...
(Popeland throws a glass of water on his face)
Vorador: AHHHHH!! MY FACE!! MY FACE!!! MY BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL FACE!!!
Kain: erm...Wasn't that a bit extreme?
Me: Yeah, I mean is face isn't beautiful at all really..
Vorador: BURNING!! BURNING!!! ......Slightly refreshing......BURNING!
Me: anyway,Dumah decided to go hit on Umah, but in the shadows lurked the killer biding his time, waiting for an opportunity to strike!
(Turel gasps)
Me: Thank you...... Dumah walks past and then...... THE MURDERER LEAPS!! Stab! Stab! Dumah is down! ..........And the murder is in this very room!
(Everyone looks suspiciously at each other)
Me: Isn't that right........JANOS!!!
Janos: Is it?
Me: ........ obviously not......... or is it .......MALEK!!!
Malek: I don't know....
Me: Of course you don't because the only one who does is.......TUREL!!
Turel: do I?
Me: Maybe........or maybe not.....eh KAIN?!!
Kain: Eh what?
(5 minutes later)
Me: That's so true......don't you agree.......MORTAINIUS!!!!!
Mortainius: Not really
Me: I see...... what do you think.........DUMAH!!!
Duamh: About what?
Me: Never mind.........Dumah?
Duamh: Yes?
Me: Did I ask you before?
Duamh: Yep
Me: Ah right....sorry.......or maybe I should be saying sorry to .....RAZIEL!!
Raziel: Should you?
Me: .......ONE SECOND!!! DUMAH!! YOUR ALIVE!!!
Duamh:yes
Me: But you were dead!
Duamh It was a life insurance scheme.
Me: Did it work?
Dumah: No..... halfway through the plan I realized I had no life insurance
Me: Great now what do we do for the rest of the story?
Kain:........
Raziel:........
(Malek shuffles uncomfortably)
Turel: *cough*
(Captain Sorbo runs in)
Captain sorbo: There they are!! Kill them all!
(Hundreds of sarafan run in)
Sarafan 1: Demons!
Sarafan 2: Vampiric scum!
Sarafan 3: Wow I can't believe I met the REAL Captain Sorbo!
Kain: Oh great.....
Raziel: Next year we're NOT inviting Moebius!
Will we survive? ......Damn I hope so. Anyway, READ & REVIEW!!!
And you! I'm watching you! Think you can read this and not review? Oh yes I'm talking to you!
Think your so great with your hair and your eyes! If we don't review I'll hunt you down!!
Or do nothing........yeah I'll probably do nothing
READ & REVIEW!!!
Kain and Raziel: Captain Sorbo! He's our hero!
With him around there's nothing to fearo!
Moebius/Captain Sorbo: Silence you insolent fools!!
Kain: Fly captain! Fly!!
(Kain and Raziel throw him into the lake of the dead)
Moebius/Captain Sorbo: AHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh...............
Raziel: hmmmm I didn't think he'd fall that fast
Kain: er........RUN!!!
(Kain and Raziel run back to the pillars)
The pillars
Me: Where the Captain go?
Raziel: What?! how would I know! Why do you always accuse me first!
Me: err...right.....anyway the crime has been solved!
Janos: that was quick
Me: Yes. Yes it was.
Malek: tell us!
Me: It all started when Dumah decided to go hit on Umah
Vorador: Wait a minute...
Me: For god sake Vorador! Just shutup!
Vorador: But still...
(Popeland throws a glass of water on his face)
Vorador: AHHHHH!! MY FACE!! MY FACE!!! MY BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL FACE!!!
Kain: erm...Wasn't that a bit extreme?
Me: Yeah, I mean is face isn't beautiful at all really..
Vorador: BURNING!! BURNING!!! ......Slightly refreshing......BURNING!
Me: anyway,Dumah decided to go hit on Umah, but in the shadows lurked the killer biding his time, waiting for an opportunity to strike!
(Turel gasps)
Me: Thank you...... Dumah walks past and then...... THE MURDERER LEAPS!! Stab! Stab! Dumah is down! ..........And the murder is in this very room!
(Everyone looks suspiciously at each other)
Me: Isn't that right........JANOS!!!
Janos: Is it?
Me: ........ obviously not......... or is it .......MALEK!!!
Malek: I don't know....
Me: Of course you don't because the only one who does is.......TUREL!!
Turel: do I?
Me: Maybe........or maybe not.....eh KAIN?!!
Kain: Eh what?
(5 minutes later)
Me: That's so true......don't you agree.......MORTAINIUS!!!!!
Mortainius: Not really
Me: I see...... what do you think.........DUMAH!!!
Duamh: About what?
Me: Never mind.........Dumah?
Duamh: Yes?
Me: Did I ask you before?
Duamh: Yep
Me: Ah right....sorry.......or maybe I should be saying sorry to .....RAZIEL!!
Raziel: Should you?
Me: .......ONE SECOND!!! DUMAH!! YOUR ALIVE!!!
Duamh:yes
Me: But you were dead!
Duamh It was a life insurance scheme.
Me: Did it work?
Dumah: No..... halfway through the plan I realized I had no life insurance
Me: Great now what do we do for the rest of the story?
Kain:........
Raziel:........
(Malek shuffles uncomfortably)
Turel: *cough*
(Captain Sorbo runs in)
Captain sorbo: There they are!! Kill them all!
(Hundreds of sarafan run in)
Sarafan 1: Demons!
Sarafan 2: Vampiric scum!
Sarafan 3: Wow I can't believe I met the REAL Captain Sorbo!
Kain: Oh great.....
Raziel: Next year we're NOT inviting Moebius!
Will we survive? ......Damn I hope so. Anyway, READ & REVIEW!!!
And you! I'm watching you! Think you can read this and not review? Oh yes I'm talking to you!
Think your so great with your hair and your eyes! If we don't review I'll hunt you down!!
Or do nothing........yeah I'll probably do nothing
READ & REVIEW!!!