A sarafan prison

Janos, Vorador,Raziel, Kain and Popeland are locked up

Kain: LET ME OUT!!!

Captain Sorbo/Moebius: Afraid to die vampire?

Kain: no I just don't want to share a cell with Vorador!

Vorador: Oh thanks!

Captain Sorbo/Moebius: BWHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! Hey!! What are you doing?!!!

(Popeland is writing on a piece of paper)

Me: Then Captain sorbo said......

Captain Sorbo/Moebius: AHH!!!! .....I think I'll let you all go....... TAKE THE PAPER AWAY QUICK!!!

( Several guards run in and take all the paper away)

Me: Well that's my plan ruined........

Captain Sorbo/Moebius: Now all my enemies will be destroyed....... Except for that damn captain birdseye..... wait a minute whos captain birdseye? Anyway DON'T LET ANY OF THEM ESCAPE MALEK!!

Malek: Yes Captain

(Captain Sorbo/Moebius leaves)

Raziel: oi malek!

Malek: Silence foul beast!

Kain: oh charming!

Malek: you are a plague that should be wiped off the earth!

Kain: well your not coming to next years party

Malek: Come on!!! This is just work!

Kain: ......ah well alright

Malek: Thanks you demon scum!!

(Explosion)

Umah: This better be the right place this time!

Zephon: Hey its not my fault the orphanage looked like a prison!

Melchiah: Or the hospital

Rahab: Or the retirement home

Duamh: Or the nuns home

Turel: frankly I thought the golf course was going a bit far...............

Zephon: shutup!

Janos: What are you doing here?

Umah: We're here to rescue you!! Get into the van!

(Everyone runs to the van and gets in)

Zephon: Malek get out

Malek: oh yeah sorry

(Van speeds off)

(Mortainius walks in)

Mortainius: Hey where are the prisoners?!

Malek: They got away....

Mortainius: For failing the Circle ,again, Malek of the Sarafan, you are hereby Damned ,again!

Malek: ah damn

Mortainius: The pleasures of Armour polish are no longer yours!

Malek: NOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo.....................!

The getaway van

Kain: turn on the radio!

Raziel: MY SONG IS ON!!!

D.J voice: And now its time to play this weeks nosgoth number one!
"Because I did die" by Raziel and the LoK crew

Raziel: I was gonna Live a long life
But then I did die
Kain: Oooo ooooo oooo
Raziel: then I was raised from the dead ,with the other five
All lieutenants: La la la
Raziel: Now I'm a vampire lieutenant and I know why!
All: Why man? OoooOOO!
Raziel: Because I did die, because I did die, because I did die

Raziel: I could have ruled nosgoth
But then I could fly
Lieutentants: Oooo oooo oooo
Raziel: For this ,Kain said I must die
Kain: La la la
Raziel: I was damned for eternity and I know why!
Turel and Dumah: Why man? OooooOOO!
Raziel: Because I could fly, because I could fly, because I could fly

Raziel:I was rescued by the elder god
I didn't die
Elder God: Ooooo oooo oooo
Raziel: although to my lower jaw I had to saw goodbye
Kain: La la la
Raziel: Kain would pay for his crime and I know why!
All: Why man? OooooOOO!
Raziel: Because I didn't die, because I didn't die, because I didn't

Raziel: Kain escaped me
Because he was sly
Kain:Ooooo oooo ooo
Raziel:Through that damn time portal he did fly
Kain: Ha ha ha
Raziel: but all was not in vain and I know why!
Lieutenants: Why man! OooooOO!
Raziel: cause all of you did die, oh you did die. You did die

D.J Voice: Now PLEASE GET THIS CRAP OFF NUMBER ONE!!

Raziel: Shut up you!!

D.J Voice: Make me!!!

Vorador: Wait a minute there are no vans in nosgoth!

*Pop*

(Van disappears and everyone is left travelling at 80 miles per hour in a seated position)

Me: How I hate you

CRASH!!!!!


OH dear god!! I hope I'm all right!
And angel-chan when you told me to stop stalking you and said just kidding does that mean I still can?
I'm at the window right now.........wait a minute now I'm not
Anyway READ & REVIEW!!!!!!!