Me: Just a note to say
I'm not stalking anyone!
Kain: Yes he is
Me: Lies!!! You be careful Kain! I know things......
Kain: AHHH!!!
Me: Anyway that's not me in the bushes over there that's that is Mustafa Kemal who set up the republic of turkey in 1923!!
Mustafa: What? Damn you!
(Mustafa runs away)
Me: And I made someone's day!
Huzzah!!!
That's 52 ruined and one made
And once again I don't own LoK
Anyway on with the Story!
(At the crash site of the now non-existant escape van)
(Kain,Vorador,Raziel, Janos, Umah and the vampire lieutenants are all in terrible pain)
Kain: owwww!!!!! Pain!!
Raziel: Arghhhh! My knees!!
Kain: Where's everyone else?
Raziel: In the wall over there.....
Kain: I'd look but I can't seem to....
Raziel: .......I'm just gonna fall unconscious
Kain: good idea
(Kain and Raziel pass out)
(10 minutes later 2 Sarafan arrive)
Mike the Sarafan: well you see I joined for the helmet
Pat the Sarafan: I like the whole costume myself
Mike the Sarafan: yeah......... are there always a group of unconscious vampires here?
Pat the Sarafan: I don't think so. Why?
Mike the Sarafan: because there're are a group of unconscious vampires in front of us.
Pat the Sarafan: AHHHHHHH!! What do we do??!!!!!
Mike the Sarafan: one second I'll check the handbook! ........unconscious vampires.......unconscious vampires.........its not here but now I know how to deal with unruly vegetables
Pat the Sarafan: .......well they are in the way so I suppose we could give them a parking ticket
Mike the Sarafan: all right then
(Mike the Sarafan puts a parking ticket on each vampire)
Mike the Sarafan: HAHAHAHA!!
Pat the Sarafan: let us tell Lord Moebius of our great victory!
Mike the Sarafan: Lord Moeba-what?
Pat the Sarafan: You know, carries around that weird staff...... has the number 8 on his fore head
Mike the Sarafan: Oh you mean captain Sorbo
Pat the Sarafan: Oh yeah, excuse me
(The Sarafan walk away)
(Popeland arrives running)
Me: HELP ME!!! its Mustafa Kemal back for revenge!!
Turel: Not Mustafa Kemal!!
(Everyone jumps up)
Mustafa: Die!!
Vorador: Wait a minute!!! Who the hell is Mustafa Kemal???!!!!!
Kain: he set up the republic of turkey in 1923!!
Raziel: .........where's turkey?
Janos: Its..........its........ wait a minute! There no such place in Nosgoth!
(All look at Popeland)
Me: Well I'd like to see you write something better!
Umah: Fine then we'll write the next chapter!
Me: Okay!!! If your so sure how about a wager!
Turel: Yeah!!! I always need some extra money!
Me: OK I bet 5$!!
All gasp
Kain: Errrrrrrr one second
(All the vampires go into a huddle)
Zephon: That's serious money
Melchiah: But we're sure to win
Rahab: yeah, with my good looks and with your........your........ well with my good looks anyway.
Raziel: Shutup!
Kain: Ok we'll make the bet
(They come out of the huddle)
Kain: we agree 5$!!
Popeland: Your going down!
Next chapter will be written by Kain,Vorador,Raziel, Janos, Umah, the vampire lieutenants and Mustafa Kemal!
Kain: Mustafa Go away!
Mustafa: I'll be back and you'll all pay!!
Kain: Right yeah
Who will win the 5$?????
I'm not stalking anyone!
Kain: Yes he is
Me: Lies!!! You be careful Kain! I know things......
Kain: AHHH!!!
Me: Anyway that's not me in the bushes over there that's that is Mustafa Kemal who set up the republic of turkey in 1923!!
Mustafa: What? Damn you!
(Mustafa runs away)
Me: And I made someone's day!
Huzzah!!!
That's 52 ruined and one made
And once again I don't own LoK
Anyway on with the Story!
(At the crash site of the now non-existant escape van)
(Kain,Vorador,Raziel, Janos, Umah and the vampire lieutenants are all in terrible pain)
Kain: owwww!!!!! Pain!!
Raziel: Arghhhh! My knees!!
Kain: Where's everyone else?
Raziel: In the wall over there.....
Kain: I'd look but I can't seem to....
Raziel: .......I'm just gonna fall unconscious
Kain: good idea
(Kain and Raziel pass out)
(10 minutes later 2 Sarafan arrive)
Mike the Sarafan: well you see I joined for the helmet
Pat the Sarafan: I like the whole costume myself
Mike the Sarafan: yeah......... are there always a group of unconscious vampires here?
Pat the Sarafan: I don't think so. Why?
Mike the Sarafan: because there're are a group of unconscious vampires in front of us.
Pat the Sarafan: AHHHHHHH!! What do we do??!!!!!
Mike the Sarafan: one second I'll check the handbook! ........unconscious vampires.......unconscious vampires.........its not here but now I know how to deal with unruly vegetables
Pat the Sarafan: .......well they are in the way so I suppose we could give them a parking ticket
Mike the Sarafan: all right then
(Mike the Sarafan puts a parking ticket on each vampire)
Mike the Sarafan: HAHAHAHA!!
Pat the Sarafan: let us tell Lord Moebius of our great victory!
Mike the Sarafan: Lord Moeba-what?
Pat the Sarafan: You know, carries around that weird staff...... has the number 8 on his fore head
Mike the Sarafan: Oh you mean captain Sorbo
Pat the Sarafan: Oh yeah, excuse me
(The Sarafan walk away)
(Popeland arrives running)
Me: HELP ME!!! its Mustafa Kemal back for revenge!!
Turel: Not Mustafa Kemal!!
(Everyone jumps up)
Mustafa: Die!!
Vorador: Wait a minute!!! Who the hell is Mustafa Kemal???!!!!!
Kain: he set up the republic of turkey in 1923!!
Raziel: .........where's turkey?
Janos: Its..........its........ wait a minute! There no such place in Nosgoth!
(All look at Popeland)
Me: Well I'd like to see you write something better!
Umah: Fine then we'll write the next chapter!
Me: Okay!!! If your so sure how about a wager!
Turel: Yeah!!! I always need some extra money!
Me: OK I bet 5$!!
All gasp
Kain: Errrrrrrr one second
(All the vampires go into a huddle)
Zephon: That's serious money
Melchiah: But we're sure to win
Rahab: yeah, with my good looks and with your........your........ well with my good looks anyway.
Raziel: Shutup!
Kain: Ok we'll make the bet
(They come out of the huddle)
Kain: we agree 5$!!
Popeland: Your going down!
Next chapter will be written by Kain,Vorador,Raziel, Janos, Umah, the vampire lieutenants and Mustafa Kemal!
Kain: Mustafa Go away!
Mustafa: I'll be back and you'll all pay!!
Kain: Right yeah
Who will win the 5$?????