(Popeland emerges from the fanfiction proof bombshelter)
Me: HUZZAH!! Did I win the bet?!
????: pah! The bet is no longer relevant! The entire fabric of time has been rearranged by Kain reckless action
Me: *gasp* CAPTAIN SORBO!!!
Captain Sorbo: ITS MOEBIUS DAMMIT!!
Me: yeah whatever, now get out of my fan fiction
(Popeland attempts to use his author powers, but nothing happens)
Captain Sorbo: haha! You gave your author powers to Kain! Kain no longer exists! Therefore your powers don't exist! I'm now the most powerful being in this universe!!
Me: no your not!
Captain Sorbo: Oh yes I am look!
(Captain Sorbo/Moebius hands Popeland a piece of paper)
Captain Sorbo: : it's the official 100 most powerful beings list!! As seen in Nosgoth weekly magazine!!
(Popeland reads the list)
Me: Wow..... Imrok the Mad is more powerful than hash ak Gik.... Hey! You not even on this list Moebius!
Captain Sorbo: look at the top 3
(Popeland reads the top 3)
Me: hmmmm lets see
#3: Mortainius
#2: Duncan the gate keeper for BO2
#1 CAPTAIN SORBO!!!
But you Moebius not captain Sorbo!
Captain Sorbo: of course I'm Captain Sorbo...arghhh matey, shiver me timber and so on. So now this is now MY fanfiction! But still I will let you write out your pitiful rebellion. See if it helps you
(Captain Sorbo teleports Popeland away)
Captain Sorbo: MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
(The realm of impossibility)
(Kain, Vorador, Janos, Umah, Melchiah, Zephon, Dumah and Turel are floating around in total nothingness)
Kain: ....... This is your fault
Vorador: how mine?!!
Kain: hmmmmm let me see... oh yeah
Ahem "Wait a minute doesn't that mean we're all dead"
Vorador: that's blatantly taken out of context!!!
Kain: oh shutup!
(Janos floats past Kain)
Janos: look at me!!! I can FLY!!!
All: ...............
Janos: ..what?
Kain:.. somebody just kill me.........
(Raziel and Rahab were walking down the street of a Hylden city. Using there stealth knowledge they adopt a tactic to not be recognized)
Rahab: Raziel....... Why do we have to wear these purple dresses?
Raziel: to be inconspicuous...
Rahab.......okay...... do you have any idea how where going to find the Sarafan lilac?
Raziel: I'm glad you asked that. Using my infinite knowledge of military tactics and the like I have deduced a master plan in order to determine the Sarafan lilacs whereabouts
Rahab: how?
Raziel: follow the signposts
(Raziel points to a large sign with the words "SARAFAN LILAC THIS WAY" written on it)
Rahab: ingenious!
(meanwhile)
(screams ring through the streets of the Hylden city where Popeland had been teleported to)
Hylden 1: Run!! Run for your life!!!
Popeland: come back! ...... whats his problem?
Hylden child: Mommy!! Mommy! That man isn't wearing a purple dress!!
Hylden mother: DON'T LOOK AT HIM!! Shield your eyes!!!!
(All the Hylden run off screaming leaving Popeland alone in the street. Popeland stood in the streets for a while until he heard a strange voice)
????: ahhhhhh..... Popeland the FAILED author.....
Popeland: who said that?
????: a being of supreme power!
(Popeland looks around frantically)
????: I'm down here you twit!!
(Popeland looks down only to see a very small elder god floating around In a puddle)
Me: ahhhhhhhhh...... aren't you cute
Elder God: Silence!!! I have powers!!!
Me: like what? Being the starter in a seafood restaurant?
Elder god: SQUEEEEW!!!!
(Elder god squirts ink at Popeland face)
Me: EWWWW!!!!! You'll pay for that!
Elder God: Pah! I know you no longer have your author power!
Me: *Sarcastic* yeah because you need author powers to beat a tiny squid don't you?
Elder god: er....er..... DON'T HURT MEEE!!! I can help you!! I know how you can get your author powers back!!
Me: how?
Elder god: kill Kain.....
Me: what?
Elder god: ... oops... wrong advice.... You must find the nexus stone
Me: where's that the?
Elder god: how the hell should I know? What do you think I am some sort of god?!
Me: ........
Elder god: ....oh yeah..... I am.... It keeps a portal open to the Hylden dimension in the industrial sector
Me: all right then lets go!!
(At the impenetrable fortress of the Sarafan lilac)
Raziel: okay here's the plan, first push this huge perfectly square block to that wall, shoot a telekinetic projectile at that bell, then I'll shift to the spectral realm, run over to the bell, shift back to the material plane, flick a switch which will open the window on the 67th floor, move the block back again and then I'll climb that wall and we're in!! its just that easy!
Rahab:...... Raziel, do you remember when I explained the concept of the front door?
Raziel: oh yeah, that crazy theory! That had to be the most stupid idea ever! How could it possibly work without a least on block puzzle?
Rahab: ..... Raziel, I think you have to admit you have a block puzzle problem
(Raziel lifts up Rahab by his throat)
Raziel: LOOK!! I DON'T NEED BLOCK PUZZLES!!! I CAN QUIT ANY TIME I WANT!!!
Rahab: akk!! ......choking!.....CHOKING!....
(Raziel drops Rahab)
Raziel: fine! We will try it your way this time!
(Raziel walks up to the door and pushes it. It doesn't budge)
Raziel: see! It's impossible!
Rahab: turn the door handle
Raziel: er......am.....which way!! WHICH WAY!!
Rahab: try turning it right
(Raziel turns the door handle to the right)
Raziel: Ahhhhh!!!! Nothings happening!!! ITS ALL GOING WRONG!!!!!
Rahab: you have to turn the door handle AND push the door in
Raziel: at the same time!! That's impossible!!! IMPOSSIBLE I TELL YOU!!!
Rahab: oh just let me do it!
(Rahab opens the door)
Raziel: *amazed*........ but....but... how? You're a genius
Rahab: oh just come on!
(Rahab and Raziel enter the Sarafan lilac impenetrable fortress)
Captain Sorbo: bah what a pitiful excuse for a chapter.... Matey
Popeland voice from very far away: Please!!! Someone help me defeat Moebius!! ....... REVIEW!!!!
Captain: Arghhh.... You all heard the idiot, review!
Popeland voice from very far away: I'm not an idiot!
Captain Sorbo: silence!............. Shiver me timbers
(A bolt of lighting flashes in the background)
Popeland voice from very far away: OWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!
Captain Sorbo: hehehehe........matey
Next chapter controlled by me, captain Sorbo, so anything could happen!......... arghhh..... matey
Me: HUZZAH!! Did I win the bet?!
????: pah! The bet is no longer relevant! The entire fabric of time has been rearranged by Kain reckless action
Me: *gasp* CAPTAIN SORBO!!!
Captain Sorbo: ITS MOEBIUS DAMMIT!!
Me: yeah whatever, now get out of my fan fiction
(Popeland attempts to use his author powers, but nothing happens)
Captain Sorbo: haha! You gave your author powers to Kain! Kain no longer exists! Therefore your powers don't exist! I'm now the most powerful being in this universe!!
Me: no your not!
Captain Sorbo: Oh yes I am look!
(Captain Sorbo/Moebius hands Popeland a piece of paper)
Captain Sorbo: : it's the official 100 most powerful beings list!! As seen in Nosgoth weekly magazine!!
(Popeland reads the list)
Me: Wow..... Imrok the Mad is more powerful than hash ak Gik.... Hey! You not even on this list Moebius!
Captain Sorbo: look at the top 3
(Popeland reads the top 3)
Me: hmmmm lets see
#3: Mortainius
#2: Duncan the gate keeper for BO2
#1 CAPTAIN SORBO!!!
But you Moebius not captain Sorbo!
Captain Sorbo: of course I'm Captain Sorbo...arghhh matey, shiver me timber and so on. So now this is now MY fanfiction! But still I will let you write out your pitiful rebellion. See if it helps you
(Captain Sorbo teleports Popeland away)
Captain Sorbo: MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
(The realm of impossibility)
(Kain, Vorador, Janos, Umah, Melchiah, Zephon, Dumah and Turel are floating around in total nothingness)
Kain: ....... This is your fault
Vorador: how mine?!!
Kain: hmmmmm let me see... oh yeah
Ahem "Wait a minute doesn't that mean we're all dead"
Vorador: that's blatantly taken out of context!!!
Kain: oh shutup!
(Janos floats past Kain)
Janos: look at me!!! I can FLY!!!
All: ...............
Janos: ..what?
Kain:.. somebody just kill me.........
(Raziel and Rahab were walking down the street of a Hylden city. Using there stealth knowledge they adopt a tactic to not be recognized)
Rahab: Raziel....... Why do we have to wear these purple dresses?
Raziel: to be inconspicuous...
Rahab.......okay...... do you have any idea how where going to find the Sarafan lilac?
Raziel: I'm glad you asked that. Using my infinite knowledge of military tactics and the like I have deduced a master plan in order to determine the Sarafan lilacs whereabouts
Rahab: how?
Raziel: follow the signposts
(Raziel points to a large sign with the words "SARAFAN LILAC THIS WAY" written on it)
Rahab: ingenious!
(meanwhile)
(screams ring through the streets of the Hylden city where Popeland had been teleported to)
Hylden 1: Run!! Run for your life!!!
Popeland: come back! ...... whats his problem?
Hylden child: Mommy!! Mommy! That man isn't wearing a purple dress!!
Hylden mother: DON'T LOOK AT HIM!! Shield your eyes!!!!
(All the Hylden run off screaming leaving Popeland alone in the street. Popeland stood in the streets for a while until he heard a strange voice)
????: ahhhhhh..... Popeland the FAILED author.....
Popeland: who said that?
????: a being of supreme power!
(Popeland looks around frantically)
????: I'm down here you twit!!
(Popeland looks down only to see a very small elder god floating around In a puddle)
Me: ahhhhhhhhh...... aren't you cute
Elder God: Silence!!! I have powers!!!
Me: like what? Being the starter in a seafood restaurant?
Elder god: SQUEEEEW!!!!
(Elder god squirts ink at Popeland face)
Me: EWWWW!!!!! You'll pay for that!
Elder God: Pah! I know you no longer have your author power!
Me: *Sarcastic* yeah because you need author powers to beat a tiny squid don't you?
Elder god: er....er..... DON'T HURT MEEE!!! I can help you!! I know how you can get your author powers back!!
Me: how?
Elder god: kill Kain.....
Me: what?
Elder god: ... oops... wrong advice.... You must find the nexus stone
Me: where's that the?
Elder god: how the hell should I know? What do you think I am some sort of god?!
Me: ........
Elder god: ....oh yeah..... I am.... It keeps a portal open to the Hylden dimension in the industrial sector
Me: all right then lets go!!
(At the impenetrable fortress of the Sarafan lilac)
Raziel: okay here's the plan, first push this huge perfectly square block to that wall, shoot a telekinetic projectile at that bell, then I'll shift to the spectral realm, run over to the bell, shift back to the material plane, flick a switch which will open the window on the 67th floor, move the block back again and then I'll climb that wall and we're in!! its just that easy!
Rahab:...... Raziel, do you remember when I explained the concept of the front door?
Raziel: oh yeah, that crazy theory! That had to be the most stupid idea ever! How could it possibly work without a least on block puzzle?
Rahab: ..... Raziel, I think you have to admit you have a block puzzle problem
(Raziel lifts up Rahab by his throat)
Raziel: LOOK!! I DON'T NEED BLOCK PUZZLES!!! I CAN QUIT ANY TIME I WANT!!!
Rahab: akk!! ......choking!.....CHOKING!....
(Raziel drops Rahab)
Raziel: fine! We will try it your way this time!
(Raziel walks up to the door and pushes it. It doesn't budge)
Raziel: see! It's impossible!
Rahab: turn the door handle
Raziel: er......am.....which way!! WHICH WAY!!
Rahab: try turning it right
(Raziel turns the door handle to the right)
Raziel: Ahhhhh!!!! Nothings happening!!! ITS ALL GOING WRONG!!!!!
Rahab: you have to turn the door handle AND push the door in
Raziel: at the same time!! That's impossible!!! IMPOSSIBLE I TELL YOU!!!
Rahab: oh just let me do it!
(Rahab opens the door)
Raziel: *amazed*........ but....but... how? You're a genius
Rahab: oh just come on!
(Rahab and Raziel enter the Sarafan lilac impenetrable fortress)
Captain Sorbo: bah what a pitiful excuse for a chapter.... Matey
Popeland voice from very far away: Please!!! Someone help me defeat Moebius!! ....... REVIEW!!!!
Captain: Arghhh.... You all heard the idiot, review!
Popeland voice from very far away: I'm not an idiot!
Captain Sorbo: silence!............. Shiver me timbers
(A bolt of lighting flashes in the background)
Popeland voice from very far away: OWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!
Captain Sorbo: hehehehe........matey
Next chapter controlled by me, captain Sorbo, so anything could happen!......... arghhh..... matey