WELCOME BACK, OH FAITHFUL READER!!! Hiei and Shadow do not want you to see
them, but I'll let you sneak.
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HIEI: Eep.
MAN IN BLACK: Tell me what you were planning and we'll treat you kindly.
SHADOW: OKay, I'll tell you.
HIEI: What?
MAN: That's a good girl... Now, what were you planning?
SHADOW: Okay, first, we were going to lock ourselves in our rooms, okay?
MAN: Uh-huh.
SHADOW: Then we were going to do various things while in our seperate rooms.
MAN: Uh-huh. Like what?
SHADOW: Oh, you know. Normal stuff you'd be doing in that situation.
MAN: Yes?
SHADOW: And after that...
MAN: Yes, yes, continue...
SHADOW: *sounding really fake-happy* We were going to eat dinner, and go to our seperate beds, and sleep! Then we'd wake up in the morning! And probably do the same thing!
MAN: That's bull crap!!! You were planning to destroy the very fabric of our peaceful society. You were planning to destroy the government and let criminals take over.
HIEI: *under his breath* Why is he asking us what we were planning? It sounds like he's already got some idea, and his mind is set.
MAN IN BLACK: WHAT'S THAT, SHORT STUFF?!
HIEI: *glares*
SHADOW: Don't call him short. It gets on his nerves.
HIEI: Shadow?
SHADOW: Hello.
HIEI: *points at you* That stupid person is letting them spy on us again.
SHADOW: *glares* BUZZ OFF!
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They're too kind, are they not? Right.
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*~*~ FORWARD!!! ONWARD!!! GO!!! THAT WAY!!! YES, THAT WAY. ~*~*
CHAPITER PHOUR
Questions
*several weeks pass without any blackmail or embarassing videos. Hiei never did get ahold of Kuwabara's cat... Oh well. Anyway, a couple weeks after the whole blackmail ordeal, everybody who had suffered seems to have forgotten about it*
SHADOW: *playing pool with Hiei* You know, those three have been rather normal for the past few weeks.
HIEI: So?
SHADOW: Well, I would have figured that after we embarassed them, they would hate us.
HIEI: Oh yeah. That was all YOU, though. I had no part in it.
SHADOW: Bull crap! You told Kuwabara you'd have a public showing of the pillow make-out session video at his school if he didn't let you eat his cat!
HIEI: I didn't want to eat his cat for real! And besides, who was it who got the video? You. Who was it who gave me a copy? You.
SHADOW: You asked for one.
HIEI: Whatever. And it was you're idea to record Kurama singing in the shower.
SHADOW: You helped plant the recorders.
HIEI: Well that one wasn't very successful anyway...
SHADOW: Then you slammed him in the head with a baseball bat.
HIEI: So?
SHADOW: That had to hurt him. So you did have some part in it after all.
HIEI: Nobody did anything to Yusuke.
SHADOW: You threw a cactus at him.
HIEI: Oh yeah.
*Shadow glances up and sees Kurama behind Hiei. He signals her to be quiet and she pulls out her video camera, but keeps on playing pool like nothing happened*
KURAMA: *grabs Hiei by the shoulders and yells in his ear* HELLO, HIEI!!!
HIEI: *screams*
SHADOW: GOT IT!! *holding her video camera and laughing*
HIEI: *turns around and kicks Kurama hard in the shin*
KURAMA: OW!!! *jumping around holding his poor injured leg*
HIEI: DON'T DO THAT!!!
KURAMA: Owie...
HIEI: Serves you right... Stupid fox...
SHADOW: *sets down her camera* So why are you here and why didn't you ring the doorbell?
KURAMA: I did. About 400 times.
SHADOW: *glances at Hiei* Did not.
KURAMA: About 200?
*Shadow and Hiei shake their heads no*
KURAMA: 100?
*No again*
KURAMA: 75? 50? 25? 10?
HIEI: Nope.
KURAMA: Fine! I thought about ringing it, then I knocked once, then I came in.
SHADOW: That's much better. No use in lying, Kurama.
KURAMA: Right, like you never lie?
SHADOW: Of course I don't! Why would an angel like me lie? *gets a halo above her head*
HIEI: You? An angel!? HA!
*The halo gets crooked, but Shadow keeps her innocent smile*
KURAMA: I remember once you told me that Hiei was dead, then he walked around the corner eating donuts.
*the halo gets rusty. Shadow starts looking a little nervous*
HIEI: Or how about the time you said Youko raped you?
KURAMA: WHAT?!
*Shadow gets her innocent smile back on while the halo falls out of the sky and lands on her head and Kurama stands there with steam pouring out of his ears*
KURAMA: Youko did NOT rape you.
SHADOW: I know.
HIEI: Or how about the time you told me that Kuwabara had asked Yukina to marry him. I could have killed you for that!
SHADOW: Okay, so I'm a dirty liar! *grabs the halo off her head and snaps it in half* That doesn't change the fact that Hiei wants to marry me.
HIEI: I DO NOT!
KURAMA: HE DOES NOT!
SHADOW: Oh yeah, that's right. He wants to marry Kurama.
BASEBALL BAT: WHAM!!!
POOL STICK: CRACK!!!
SHADOW: YOU BROKE THE FREAKING STICK, HIEI!!!
HIEI: I DO NOT WANT TO MARRY KURAMA! HE IS THE LAST PESON I WOULD MARRY!
SHADOW: Really? You'd marry Kuwabara before you'd marry Kurama?
HIEI: HECK NO!
SHADOW: Then he's not the last.
HIEI: I'm not getting married at all. Especially not to some male thousand- year-old fox!
KURAMA: And I'm not getting married to some shrimpy little male spikey- haired pyromaniac!
SHADOW: Well now that that's settled...
KURAMA: *sits down and crosses his legs*
SHADOW: I might be wrong, but isn't crossing your legs supposed to be a sign of gayness? *smiling evilly*
CHAIR: CRACK!!!
SHADOW: *holding her head* HOLY HELL, CHILD!!! WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!
KURAMA: *holding what's left of the chair he broke over Shadow's head* I'M NOT GAY!!!
SHADOW: *rubbing her head* I was just joking...
KURAMA: Well I don't appreciate it.
SHADOW: Whatever.
HIEI: Seriously, Shadow, I don't think he's gay. I've known him for years.
SHADOW: I WAS JUST JOKING! HOLY HELL, DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO GODDARN SERIOUS ALL THE TIME!?
HIEI: O_o
KURAMA: *snorts*
SHADOW: You never answered me, Kurama.
KURAMA: Huh?
SHADOW: Why are you here?
KURAMA: Do I have to have a reason?
SHADOW: You betcha.
KURAMA: Well I wanted to ask if you'd mind if Yusuke, Kuwabara, and I stayed here for a while.
SHADOW: Why? What's wrong with your houses?
KURAMA: O_o Nothing... Is it so wrong to want to get away from home for a while and hang out with our friends?
HIEI: *snorts*
KURAMA: What's that supposed to mean?
HIEI: Kurama, why would you want to get away from home? You're hiding something, that's what it's supposed to mean.
KURAMA: No. Yusuke and Kuwabara suggested it, and I decided that I shouldn't be left out of some big gathering, so I decided to come too.
SHADOW: If it was Yusuke and Kuwabara's idea, why didn't they come to clear it with us? Why send you.
KURAMA: Must you be so damn suspicious?
HIEI & SHADOW: Yes.
KURAMA: I don't know why they sent me, they just did. Got a problem with it? Ask Yusuke.
HIEI: Yusuke isn't here.
KURAMA: Well they'll be here soon, cuz they're staying here with you guys for a while. Yusuke sent me because I said it would be polite to ask before camping out here for a week, so he told me to go ahead and ask if it was so important to me, but he'd come whether it was okay or not, NOW WOULD YOU STOP ASKING ME STUPID QUESTIONS?
SHADOW: *grins evilly* What's your name? When were you born? How old are you? Why is your hair red and your eyes green? Why did Youko pick your mother of all people to hide in? What if you'd been born a girl? Would Youko have become suicidal or something? And if you had been born a girl, would you love Hiei? What if you had short hair? Or black hair? What if some guy mistook you as a girl and asked you out on a date? Would you say yes? Would you kick him in the balls? That's what I'd do if I were you, but I'm not you, am I? Are you getting annoyed yet? Boy, if I were you, I'd be so annoyed right now that I'd kick me, but since I'm not you, then you won't kick me, right? Have you ever played football? Why don't you join some sports team for your school? You'd kick all their butts and everybody would hate you for it, wouldn't that suck? You're 16, right? Why haven't you gotten a girlfriend yet? How many affairs has Youko had? How old is Youko? Are you mad yet? If you are, why haven't you---
HIEI: SHUT UP ALREADY!!! GOOD GOD, CHILD, YOU ARE THE MOST ANNOYING BEING ON THE FACE OF EARTH!!! YOU JUST CAN'T SHUT UP, CAN YOU? YOU ARE SOOOO ANNOYING!!! YOU SHOULD BE DRUG OUT IN THE STREET AND RUN OVER BY A MACK TRUCK! REPEATEDLY! UNTIL THERE IS NOTHING LEFT OF YOU EXCEPT SOMETHING THAT MIGHT BE ABLE TO ALMOST FILL UP AN EYEDROPPER!!! YOU JUST KEEP RAMBLING ON AND ON UNTIL SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPENS, AND I JUST EXPLODE AND RIP YOUR HEAD OFF!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
SHADOW: *smiling and looking quite proud of herself* I love myself.
KURAMA: O_o Shadow?
SHADOW: *still smiling* Yes?
*Kurama points at Hiei, who is rolling around on the floor with his hands over his ears*
SHADOW: He'll recover. No big deal.
HIEI: *leaps up and strangles the life out of Shadow* DIE!!!
KURAMA: Holy heck. Calm down, Hiei.
DOORBELL: DING DONG!!!
KURAMA: Stop! *trying to pull Hiei's hands off Shadow's throat*
DOORBELL: BUZZ!!!
SHADOW: *hack* Door...
DOORBELL: BEEEP!!!
HIEI: DIE DIE DIE DIE!!! YOU DON'T CARE IF I DIE, SO I'LL KILL YOU!!!
DOORBELL: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
*If you haven't noticed already, nobody is noticing the doorbell, and also, Shadow has an interesting doorbell that makes increasingly more annoying sounds every time it's pushed*
KURAMA: HIEI, STOP STRANGLING YOUR FRIEND! SHE'S YOUR FRIEND! SHE DOESN'T HATE YOU! IF ANYTHING SHE LOVES YOU AND WANTS TO MARRY YOU AND--
SHADOW: *punches Kurama in the face* NO!
KURAMA: OUCH!!!
DOORBELL: QUACK! BZZZzzzzzzzzZZZZzzzz!!! (that was the incredibley annoying sound of a dentist drill) WAAAAAAHHHHHH, weh, weh weh, WEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! (a baby crying)
*The baby crying is the most annoying sound to Shadow and Hiei, and if they haven't opened the door by that ring, you have to start getting worried. Well, Yusuke was outside with Kuwabara, and they were getting nothing but annoyed, so they rang it every two seconds*
KURAMA: OH FOR GOD'S SAKE!
*Kurama grabs Hiei's right wrist with one hand, cutting off the circulation to his hand. When that doesn't work, he places his fingers on the artery in Hiei's neck and pushes, cutting off the circulation to his brain. After a second, Hiei falls over, knocking over Kurama and letting go of Shadow, who also falls over*
SHADOW: *in a really tiny voice* Gasp!
DOORBELL: *finally, after about 40 or more tries, it gets to the point where the door is just as annoyed as the people ringing the bell and it screams extremely loud* OPEN THE &*#^ING DOOR ALREADY, YOU DUMB JACKASSES!!!
KURAMA: *laying on the floor with Hiei on top of him and Shadow half on top of Hiei* Oops. Yusuke's here.
*Hiei and Shadow are unconscious from lack of oxygen to the brain*
KURAMA: *pushes Hiei and Shadow off him and stands up, then glances down at them, getting a sudden idea* Oh, perfect!!! *he kneels beside the two, moving them around for a minute until they are just perfect, then he pulls out a camera he'd brought with him (he'd been hoping for an opportunity like this) and snaps a picture, then moves them some and snaps another picture. He does this a couple more times before the Dorrbell finally gets really pissed.*
DOORBELL: WHAT THE HECK IS YOUR PROBLEM, YOU DUMB PEOPLE? HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF ANSWERING THE DOOR? HOLY HELL! IF YOU TAKE ANY LONGER, I'M GOING TO START MESSING WITH THE ELECTRICITY AND YOU'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO OPEN THE DOOR AGAIN!!! BECAUSE YOU'LL BE DEAD, THAT'S WHY!!!
KURAMA: Oh, shoot. *runs upstairs and pulls open the front door*
YUSUKE: WHAT THE HECK TOOK YOU SO &*#^ING LONG?!
KURAMA: Hiei was mad. He tried to strangle Shadow, and I had to knock him out. They're both unconscious in the basement by the pool table... And I realized it was a perfect opportunity for a couple blackmail pictures... *holds up his camera*
YUSUKE: Yes! *slaps Kurama a high-five*
KURAMA: Come in, guys. While they're unconscious, you guys can make your revenge plans.
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Uh oh! What revenge could they be planning? And Kurama, of all people, taking blackmail pictures of his best friends?! This must be serious! Could it be considered a cliffhanger? I guess that depends on what you think! Meanwhile...
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HIEI: GAH!! I HATE NEEDLES!!! GET IT AWAY!!!
MAN IN WHITE COAT: You need your medication. Mister Oroka said that you and your friend didn't even realize what you had been plotting. You must have something wrong. All we want to do is help.
SHADOW: WE WEREN'T PLOTTING ANYTHING, YA DUMB OLD MAN!!!
HIEI: Yeah, what she said. Now GET THE NEEDLE AWAY FROM ME!!!
MAN: You're friend didn't complain at all.
SHADOW: You didn't even do anything to me. You went straight to Hiei.
HIEI: Really, so of course she didn't complain, ya ass.
MAN: Oh, well I'm sure she'll be a good example for you and show you how a grown-up should act. *walks toward Shadow. Once he's within half a foot of her...*
SHADOW: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
MAN: *covers his ears* THAT'S NOT GROWN UP!!!
SHADOW: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
HIEI: Holy.... God... I had no idea she could be so loud.
SHADOW: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh... Hack. *cough cough* That's better.
HIEI: And the place he was planning to stick that needle wasn't very comforting either...
MAN: You need to be injected. *tackles Shadow*
SHADOW: OH &*#^!
HIEI: Well, chapter four was full of language anyway... Speaking of which... It's over, and you're watching us again.
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You're not that good at hiding from him, are you? Well, you just can't seem to stay hidden for more than thrity seconds, so you'll have to wait for the next chapter, when they've forgotten about you, until you can sneak a look again...
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HIEI: Eep.
MAN IN BLACK: Tell me what you were planning and we'll treat you kindly.
SHADOW: OKay, I'll tell you.
HIEI: What?
MAN: That's a good girl... Now, what were you planning?
SHADOW: Okay, first, we were going to lock ourselves in our rooms, okay?
MAN: Uh-huh.
SHADOW: Then we were going to do various things while in our seperate rooms.
MAN: Uh-huh. Like what?
SHADOW: Oh, you know. Normal stuff you'd be doing in that situation.
MAN: Yes?
SHADOW: And after that...
MAN: Yes, yes, continue...
SHADOW: *sounding really fake-happy* We were going to eat dinner, and go to our seperate beds, and sleep! Then we'd wake up in the morning! And probably do the same thing!
MAN: That's bull crap!!! You were planning to destroy the very fabric of our peaceful society. You were planning to destroy the government and let criminals take over.
HIEI: *under his breath* Why is he asking us what we were planning? It sounds like he's already got some idea, and his mind is set.
MAN IN BLACK: WHAT'S THAT, SHORT STUFF?!
HIEI: *glares*
SHADOW: Don't call him short. It gets on his nerves.
HIEI: Shadow?
SHADOW: Hello.
HIEI: *points at you* That stupid person is letting them spy on us again.
SHADOW: *glares* BUZZ OFF!
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They're too kind, are they not? Right.
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*~*~ FORWARD!!! ONWARD!!! GO!!! THAT WAY!!! YES, THAT WAY. ~*~*
CHAPITER PHOUR
Questions
*several weeks pass without any blackmail or embarassing videos. Hiei never did get ahold of Kuwabara's cat... Oh well. Anyway, a couple weeks after the whole blackmail ordeal, everybody who had suffered seems to have forgotten about it*
SHADOW: *playing pool with Hiei* You know, those three have been rather normal for the past few weeks.
HIEI: So?
SHADOW: Well, I would have figured that after we embarassed them, they would hate us.
HIEI: Oh yeah. That was all YOU, though. I had no part in it.
SHADOW: Bull crap! You told Kuwabara you'd have a public showing of the pillow make-out session video at his school if he didn't let you eat his cat!
HIEI: I didn't want to eat his cat for real! And besides, who was it who got the video? You. Who was it who gave me a copy? You.
SHADOW: You asked for one.
HIEI: Whatever. And it was you're idea to record Kurama singing in the shower.
SHADOW: You helped plant the recorders.
HIEI: Well that one wasn't very successful anyway...
SHADOW: Then you slammed him in the head with a baseball bat.
HIEI: So?
SHADOW: That had to hurt him. So you did have some part in it after all.
HIEI: Nobody did anything to Yusuke.
SHADOW: You threw a cactus at him.
HIEI: Oh yeah.
*Shadow glances up and sees Kurama behind Hiei. He signals her to be quiet and she pulls out her video camera, but keeps on playing pool like nothing happened*
KURAMA: *grabs Hiei by the shoulders and yells in his ear* HELLO, HIEI!!!
HIEI: *screams*
SHADOW: GOT IT!! *holding her video camera and laughing*
HIEI: *turns around and kicks Kurama hard in the shin*
KURAMA: OW!!! *jumping around holding his poor injured leg*
HIEI: DON'T DO THAT!!!
KURAMA: Owie...
HIEI: Serves you right... Stupid fox...
SHADOW: *sets down her camera* So why are you here and why didn't you ring the doorbell?
KURAMA: I did. About 400 times.
SHADOW: *glances at Hiei* Did not.
KURAMA: About 200?
*Shadow and Hiei shake their heads no*
KURAMA: 100?
*No again*
KURAMA: 75? 50? 25? 10?
HIEI: Nope.
KURAMA: Fine! I thought about ringing it, then I knocked once, then I came in.
SHADOW: That's much better. No use in lying, Kurama.
KURAMA: Right, like you never lie?
SHADOW: Of course I don't! Why would an angel like me lie? *gets a halo above her head*
HIEI: You? An angel!? HA!
*The halo gets crooked, but Shadow keeps her innocent smile*
KURAMA: I remember once you told me that Hiei was dead, then he walked around the corner eating donuts.
*the halo gets rusty. Shadow starts looking a little nervous*
HIEI: Or how about the time you said Youko raped you?
KURAMA: WHAT?!
*Shadow gets her innocent smile back on while the halo falls out of the sky and lands on her head and Kurama stands there with steam pouring out of his ears*
KURAMA: Youko did NOT rape you.
SHADOW: I know.
HIEI: Or how about the time you told me that Kuwabara had asked Yukina to marry him. I could have killed you for that!
SHADOW: Okay, so I'm a dirty liar! *grabs the halo off her head and snaps it in half* That doesn't change the fact that Hiei wants to marry me.
HIEI: I DO NOT!
KURAMA: HE DOES NOT!
SHADOW: Oh yeah, that's right. He wants to marry Kurama.
BASEBALL BAT: WHAM!!!
POOL STICK: CRACK!!!
SHADOW: YOU BROKE THE FREAKING STICK, HIEI!!!
HIEI: I DO NOT WANT TO MARRY KURAMA! HE IS THE LAST PESON I WOULD MARRY!
SHADOW: Really? You'd marry Kuwabara before you'd marry Kurama?
HIEI: HECK NO!
SHADOW: Then he's not the last.
HIEI: I'm not getting married at all. Especially not to some male thousand- year-old fox!
KURAMA: And I'm not getting married to some shrimpy little male spikey- haired pyromaniac!
SHADOW: Well now that that's settled...
KURAMA: *sits down and crosses his legs*
SHADOW: I might be wrong, but isn't crossing your legs supposed to be a sign of gayness? *smiling evilly*
CHAIR: CRACK!!!
SHADOW: *holding her head* HOLY HELL, CHILD!!! WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!
KURAMA: *holding what's left of the chair he broke over Shadow's head* I'M NOT GAY!!!
SHADOW: *rubbing her head* I was just joking...
KURAMA: Well I don't appreciate it.
SHADOW: Whatever.
HIEI: Seriously, Shadow, I don't think he's gay. I've known him for years.
SHADOW: I WAS JUST JOKING! HOLY HELL, DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO GODDARN SERIOUS ALL THE TIME!?
HIEI: O_o
KURAMA: *snorts*
SHADOW: You never answered me, Kurama.
KURAMA: Huh?
SHADOW: Why are you here?
KURAMA: Do I have to have a reason?
SHADOW: You betcha.
KURAMA: Well I wanted to ask if you'd mind if Yusuke, Kuwabara, and I stayed here for a while.
SHADOW: Why? What's wrong with your houses?
KURAMA: O_o Nothing... Is it so wrong to want to get away from home for a while and hang out with our friends?
HIEI: *snorts*
KURAMA: What's that supposed to mean?
HIEI: Kurama, why would you want to get away from home? You're hiding something, that's what it's supposed to mean.
KURAMA: No. Yusuke and Kuwabara suggested it, and I decided that I shouldn't be left out of some big gathering, so I decided to come too.
SHADOW: If it was Yusuke and Kuwabara's idea, why didn't they come to clear it with us? Why send you.
KURAMA: Must you be so damn suspicious?
HIEI & SHADOW: Yes.
KURAMA: I don't know why they sent me, they just did. Got a problem with it? Ask Yusuke.
HIEI: Yusuke isn't here.
KURAMA: Well they'll be here soon, cuz they're staying here with you guys for a while. Yusuke sent me because I said it would be polite to ask before camping out here for a week, so he told me to go ahead and ask if it was so important to me, but he'd come whether it was okay or not, NOW WOULD YOU STOP ASKING ME STUPID QUESTIONS?
SHADOW: *grins evilly* What's your name? When were you born? How old are you? Why is your hair red and your eyes green? Why did Youko pick your mother of all people to hide in? What if you'd been born a girl? Would Youko have become suicidal or something? And if you had been born a girl, would you love Hiei? What if you had short hair? Or black hair? What if some guy mistook you as a girl and asked you out on a date? Would you say yes? Would you kick him in the balls? That's what I'd do if I were you, but I'm not you, am I? Are you getting annoyed yet? Boy, if I were you, I'd be so annoyed right now that I'd kick me, but since I'm not you, then you won't kick me, right? Have you ever played football? Why don't you join some sports team for your school? You'd kick all their butts and everybody would hate you for it, wouldn't that suck? You're 16, right? Why haven't you gotten a girlfriend yet? How many affairs has Youko had? How old is Youko? Are you mad yet? If you are, why haven't you---
HIEI: SHUT UP ALREADY!!! GOOD GOD, CHILD, YOU ARE THE MOST ANNOYING BEING ON THE FACE OF EARTH!!! YOU JUST CAN'T SHUT UP, CAN YOU? YOU ARE SOOOO ANNOYING!!! YOU SHOULD BE DRUG OUT IN THE STREET AND RUN OVER BY A MACK TRUCK! REPEATEDLY! UNTIL THERE IS NOTHING LEFT OF YOU EXCEPT SOMETHING THAT MIGHT BE ABLE TO ALMOST FILL UP AN EYEDROPPER!!! YOU JUST KEEP RAMBLING ON AND ON UNTIL SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPENS, AND I JUST EXPLODE AND RIP YOUR HEAD OFF!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
SHADOW: *smiling and looking quite proud of herself* I love myself.
KURAMA: O_o Shadow?
SHADOW: *still smiling* Yes?
*Kurama points at Hiei, who is rolling around on the floor with his hands over his ears*
SHADOW: He'll recover. No big deal.
HIEI: *leaps up and strangles the life out of Shadow* DIE!!!
KURAMA: Holy heck. Calm down, Hiei.
DOORBELL: DING DONG!!!
KURAMA: Stop! *trying to pull Hiei's hands off Shadow's throat*
DOORBELL: BUZZ!!!
SHADOW: *hack* Door...
DOORBELL: BEEEP!!!
HIEI: DIE DIE DIE DIE!!! YOU DON'T CARE IF I DIE, SO I'LL KILL YOU!!!
DOORBELL: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
*If you haven't noticed already, nobody is noticing the doorbell, and also, Shadow has an interesting doorbell that makes increasingly more annoying sounds every time it's pushed*
KURAMA: HIEI, STOP STRANGLING YOUR FRIEND! SHE'S YOUR FRIEND! SHE DOESN'T HATE YOU! IF ANYTHING SHE LOVES YOU AND WANTS TO MARRY YOU AND--
SHADOW: *punches Kurama in the face* NO!
KURAMA: OUCH!!!
DOORBELL: QUACK! BZZZzzzzzzzzZZZZzzzz!!! (that was the incredibley annoying sound of a dentist drill) WAAAAAAHHHHHH, weh, weh weh, WEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! (a baby crying)
*The baby crying is the most annoying sound to Shadow and Hiei, and if they haven't opened the door by that ring, you have to start getting worried. Well, Yusuke was outside with Kuwabara, and they were getting nothing but annoyed, so they rang it every two seconds*
KURAMA: OH FOR GOD'S SAKE!
*Kurama grabs Hiei's right wrist with one hand, cutting off the circulation to his hand. When that doesn't work, he places his fingers on the artery in Hiei's neck and pushes, cutting off the circulation to his brain. After a second, Hiei falls over, knocking over Kurama and letting go of Shadow, who also falls over*
SHADOW: *in a really tiny voice* Gasp!
DOORBELL: *finally, after about 40 or more tries, it gets to the point where the door is just as annoyed as the people ringing the bell and it screams extremely loud* OPEN THE &*#^ING DOOR ALREADY, YOU DUMB JACKASSES!!!
KURAMA: *laying on the floor with Hiei on top of him and Shadow half on top of Hiei* Oops. Yusuke's here.
*Hiei and Shadow are unconscious from lack of oxygen to the brain*
KURAMA: *pushes Hiei and Shadow off him and stands up, then glances down at them, getting a sudden idea* Oh, perfect!!! *he kneels beside the two, moving them around for a minute until they are just perfect, then he pulls out a camera he'd brought with him (he'd been hoping for an opportunity like this) and snaps a picture, then moves them some and snaps another picture. He does this a couple more times before the Dorrbell finally gets really pissed.*
DOORBELL: WHAT THE HECK IS YOUR PROBLEM, YOU DUMB PEOPLE? HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF ANSWERING THE DOOR? HOLY HELL! IF YOU TAKE ANY LONGER, I'M GOING TO START MESSING WITH THE ELECTRICITY AND YOU'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO OPEN THE DOOR AGAIN!!! BECAUSE YOU'LL BE DEAD, THAT'S WHY!!!
KURAMA: Oh, shoot. *runs upstairs and pulls open the front door*
YUSUKE: WHAT THE HECK TOOK YOU SO &*#^ING LONG?!
KURAMA: Hiei was mad. He tried to strangle Shadow, and I had to knock him out. They're both unconscious in the basement by the pool table... And I realized it was a perfect opportunity for a couple blackmail pictures... *holds up his camera*
YUSUKE: Yes! *slaps Kurama a high-five*
KURAMA: Come in, guys. While they're unconscious, you guys can make your revenge plans.
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Uh oh! What revenge could they be planning? And Kurama, of all people, taking blackmail pictures of his best friends?! This must be serious! Could it be considered a cliffhanger? I guess that depends on what you think! Meanwhile...
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HIEI: GAH!! I HATE NEEDLES!!! GET IT AWAY!!!
MAN IN WHITE COAT: You need your medication. Mister Oroka said that you and your friend didn't even realize what you had been plotting. You must have something wrong. All we want to do is help.
SHADOW: WE WEREN'T PLOTTING ANYTHING, YA DUMB OLD MAN!!!
HIEI: Yeah, what she said. Now GET THE NEEDLE AWAY FROM ME!!!
MAN: You're friend didn't complain at all.
SHADOW: You didn't even do anything to me. You went straight to Hiei.
HIEI: Really, so of course she didn't complain, ya ass.
MAN: Oh, well I'm sure she'll be a good example for you and show you how a grown-up should act. *walks toward Shadow. Once he's within half a foot of her...*
SHADOW: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
MAN: *covers his ears* THAT'S NOT GROWN UP!!!
SHADOW: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
HIEI: Holy.... God... I had no idea she could be so loud.
SHADOW: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh... Hack. *cough cough* That's better.
HIEI: And the place he was planning to stick that needle wasn't very comforting either...
MAN: You need to be injected. *tackles Shadow*
SHADOW: OH &*#^!
HIEI: Well, chapter four was full of language anyway... Speaking of which... It's over, and you're watching us again.
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You're not that good at hiding from him, are you? Well, you just can't seem to stay hidden for more than thrity seconds, so you'll have to wait for the next chapter, when they've forgotten about you, until you can sneak a look again...