Time for another edition of the captains Sorbo show!!
Captain Sorbo: Arghh... greetings ye scurvy sea dogs and so forth. As I'm sure all ye well informed readers know, I the mighty Captain Sorbo rule this fic. And once I work out this accursed Fanfiction login system all will be mine!! .......
(Raziel and Rahab come across a giant greenhouse in the middle of the impenetrable fortress of the Sarafan lilac)
Raziel V.O.: At last I had hunted my prey to his very lair.
The Hylden garden was before me, from which the Hylden Geranium, in his guise of the Sarafan Lilac, planned to bring forth his alien compost and fertilise us all
Rahab: Hey how come I can't do voice over?!
Raziel: look, you got immunity to water I got voice-over. That's fair
Rahab: No way! Voice over is much more useful!
Raziel: V.O Rahab would never know he was too stupid to ever learn the power of voice over.....Raziel rocks.
Rahab: I hate you so much....
Raziel: Anyway back to business
(Raziel leaps in to the greenhouse)
Raziel: Turn, vile lilac! Your repotting day has come!
The Sarafan Lilac: huh?!..... do I know you?
Raziel: All your soil composition is revealed, together with it's true ingredients! Turn and enter the garden you have fashioned, and join your kind before I obliterate it. Or stay, and be destroyed upon its earth.
The Sarafan Lilac: I confess, I did not expect to find anyone here, at the heart of my of my greenhouse. You are indeed a more capable adversary than I had thought possible.
Rahab: *We* are more capable *adversaries!! I'm here too! Pluralise damn you!!
Raziel: Rahab..... shutup...... Anyway, You can ponder that thought when you have made your choice. Return to the soil, or wither.
The Sarafan Lilac: Do you think the watering can is over? Do you think it will end with me?
Have you not wondered why so many of your trusted gardeners, time and again, bend their knees before me, accept me as their prize plant, and join their fertiliser to mine?
Raziel: Nope, I can safely say I've never wondered that
Rahab: HELLO?!! Why is no one talking to me?!
The Sarafan Lilac: Did it not occur to you that perhaps my goal, and not yours, is the cause of right and justice? That your ambition to rule this world is but the youthful craving of a gardener, who has used too much fertiliser, but never enough.
Raziel: Silence, daffodil! Your need for plant food is only too apparent.
The Sarafan Lord: Plant food? I have no need for plant food?
Raziel: You lie!
(Raziel leaps at the lilac and they begin to fight. Unsurprisingly wins because ...well.... He's the only one who can really do anything. Raziel knocks the Sarafan lilac into the ornamental pond)
Raziel V.O.: The Sarafan lilac
What was it he said to me in that fateful moment before I lay the smackdown on his leafy ass?!
"Huh... do I know you?"
If you had lived, Lilac, you would have learned.
Rahab: hold on a minute, how did killing the Sarafan lord do anything to change the present situation?!
Raziel: Well....er......... at last Nosgoth will be ours?
Rahab: Really? I call Willendorf!
Raziel: Vasserbunde!!
(Raziel and Rahab continue to name off the areas of Nosgoth for quite some time. Meanwhile in the industrial sector of meridian)
Popeland: there no nexus stone here!
Elder god: Yeah, I was just messing with your infinitely inferior human mind
Popeland: oh wait her it is *picks up the nexus stone*
Elder God: I told you didn't I?!
(Captain Sorbo appears)
Captain Sorbo: What are ye doing here?!
Popeland: The charlatan author rears his head.
Captain Sorbo: Ye are far from home, Dumb One...argghhhh
Popeland: Spare your speeches, captain. Your secrets are known to me now. Your plans crumble like dust, brought down by my will..... and a shiny trans-dimesional rock
Captain Sorbo: Ye have struggled longer than expected, matey, but nothing is changed. You see before you your doom!
(captain Sorbo shots a lighting bolt at Popeland)
Popeland: Fool! I have the nexus sto..ARGGHHHHHH!!!
(Popeland is electrocuted by the lighting bolt)
Popeland: I thought this was going to help me!
Elder God: yeah, I lied...... I do that a lot....
Popeland: ah damn it!!
(Popeland panics and throws the elder god at captain Sorbo. The elder god smacks into Captain Sorbo. The elder god bounces off and falls down a grate)
Elder God: I regret nothiiinnnnnnngggggggg........!!!
Captain Sorbo: OWWW!! You and yer damn squid!!......matey
Popeland: ahha!! While he's distracted I'll reclaim my powers!
Moebius: and how will you do that!?...... oh nuts
Popeland: FEAR MY POWER!....Grrrr.... and ....er..... so forth!! Now I sentence you to a hell of my own making! To spend eternity in this fic!!
Moebius: NNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
(Moebius suudenly finds himself looking down at the lake of the dead held by Kain and Raziel)
Kain and Raziel: Captain Sorbo! He's our hero!
With him around there's nothing to fearo!
Moebius: Silence you insolent fools!!
Kain: Fly captain! Fly!!
(Kain and Raziel throw him into the lake of the dead)
Moebius: AHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh............... this seems oddly familiar......
(The scene fades to black)
Popeland: V.O The fic was over, and yet there was another stories to be written. Not another Halloween one though... I mean jeez that was random..... and it nearly took a year! And by the time this appear it will have been exactly a year! Damn......
Anyway
To the Author goes the reviews, at last flames would be mine
THE END
Kain: Hey when do you think we'll get out of here?
Janos: I'm sure Popeland will get us out soon
Melchiah: good... cause I really need to go to the bathroom.......
All: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes it's over....... Finally
I'd like to thank everyone who reviewed...... so I will
Ahem thanks to Random-Reader, Concept of a Demon, Ultimate Ganon, Nocturnally-Damned, The Shadow Dragon, Deionarra, Angel-Chan, Aristide, Jedi-And, Light, Kains Dark Angel, and Silveriss
Thank you!!
And From all of us here at Pontiff Central
BYE!!!
Fun Popeland Fact: Although this was the second Fanfic I started it's only the third I've ever finished...... freaky..
Captain Sorbo: Arghh... greetings ye scurvy sea dogs and so forth. As I'm sure all ye well informed readers know, I the mighty Captain Sorbo rule this fic. And once I work out this accursed Fanfiction login system all will be mine!! .......
(Raziel and Rahab come across a giant greenhouse in the middle of the impenetrable fortress of the Sarafan lilac)
Raziel V.O.: At last I had hunted my prey to his very lair.
The Hylden garden was before me, from which the Hylden Geranium, in his guise of the Sarafan Lilac, planned to bring forth his alien compost and fertilise us all
Rahab: Hey how come I can't do voice over?!
Raziel: look, you got immunity to water I got voice-over. That's fair
Rahab: No way! Voice over is much more useful!
Raziel: V.O Rahab would never know he was too stupid to ever learn the power of voice over.....Raziel rocks.
Rahab: I hate you so much....
Raziel: Anyway back to business
(Raziel leaps in to the greenhouse)
Raziel: Turn, vile lilac! Your repotting day has come!
The Sarafan Lilac: huh?!..... do I know you?
Raziel: All your soil composition is revealed, together with it's true ingredients! Turn and enter the garden you have fashioned, and join your kind before I obliterate it. Or stay, and be destroyed upon its earth.
The Sarafan Lilac: I confess, I did not expect to find anyone here, at the heart of my of my greenhouse. You are indeed a more capable adversary than I had thought possible.
Rahab: *We* are more capable *adversaries!! I'm here too! Pluralise damn you!!
Raziel: Rahab..... shutup...... Anyway, You can ponder that thought when you have made your choice. Return to the soil, or wither.
The Sarafan Lilac: Do you think the watering can is over? Do you think it will end with me?
Have you not wondered why so many of your trusted gardeners, time and again, bend their knees before me, accept me as their prize plant, and join their fertiliser to mine?
Raziel: Nope, I can safely say I've never wondered that
Rahab: HELLO?!! Why is no one talking to me?!
The Sarafan Lilac: Did it not occur to you that perhaps my goal, and not yours, is the cause of right and justice? That your ambition to rule this world is but the youthful craving of a gardener, who has used too much fertiliser, but never enough.
Raziel: Silence, daffodil! Your need for plant food is only too apparent.
The Sarafan Lord: Plant food? I have no need for plant food?
Raziel: You lie!
(Raziel leaps at the lilac and they begin to fight. Unsurprisingly wins because ...well.... He's the only one who can really do anything. Raziel knocks the Sarafan lilac into the ornamental pond)
Raziel V.O.: The Sarafan lilac
What was it he said to me in that fateful moment before I lay the smackdown on his leafy ass?!
"Huh... do I know you?"
If you had lived, Lilac, you would have learned.
Rahab: hold on a minute, how did killing the Sarafan lord do anything to change the present situation?!
Raziel: Well....er......... at last Nosgoth will be ours?
Rahab: Really? I call Willendorf!
Raziel: Vasserbunde!!
(Raziel and Rahab continue to name off the areas of Nosgoth for quite some time. Meanwhile in the industrial sector of meridian)
Popeland: there no nexus stone here!
Elder god: Yeah, I was just messing with your infinitely inferior human mind
Popeland: oh wait her it is *picks up the nexus stone*
Elder God: I told you didn't I?!
(Captain Sorbo appears)
Captain Sorbo: What are ye doing here?!
Popeland: The charlatan author rears his head.
Captain Sorbo: Ye are far from home, Dumb One...argghhhh
Popeland: Spare your speeches, captain. Your secrets are known to me now. Your plans crumble like dust, brought down by my will..... and a shiny trans-dimesional rock
Captain Sorbo: Ye have struggled longer than expected, matey, but nothing is changed. You see before you your doom!
(captain Sorbo shots a lighting bolt at Popeland)
Popeland: Fool! I have the nexus sto..ARGGHHHHHH!!!
(Popeland is electrocuted by the lighting bolt)
Popeland: I thought this was going to help me!
Elder God: yeah, I lied...... I do that a lot....
Popeland: ah damn it!!
(Popeland panics and throws the elder god at captain Sorbo. The elder god smacks into Captain Sorbo. The elder god bounces off and falls down a grate)
Elder God: I regret nothiiinnnnnnngggggggg........!!!
Captain Sorbo: OWWW!! You and yer damn squid!!......matey
Popeland: ahha!! While he's distracted I'll reclaim my powers!
Moebius: and how will you do that!?...... oh nuts
Popeland: FEAR MY POWER!....Grrrr.... and ....er..... so forth!! Now I sentence you to a hell of my own making! To spend eternity in this fic!!
Moebius: NNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
(Moebius suudenly finds himself looking down at the lake of the dead held by Kain and Raziel)
Kain and Raziel: Captain Sorbo! He's our hero!
With him around there's nothing to fearo!
Moebius: Silence you insolent fools!!
Kain: Fly captain! Fly!!
(Kain and Raziel throw him into the lake of the dead)
Moebius: AHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh............... this seems oddly familiar......
(The scene fades to black)
Popeland: V.O The fic was over, and yet there was another stories to be written. Not another Halloween one though... I mean jeez that was random..... and it nearly took a year! And by the time this appear it will have been exactly a year! Damn......
Anyway
To the Author goes the reviews, at last flames would be mine
THE END
Kain: Hey when do you think we'll get out of here?
Janos: I'm sure Popeland will get us out soon
Melchiah: good... cause I really need to go to the bathroom.......
All: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes it's over....... Finally
I'd like to thank everyone who reviewed...... so I will
Ahem thanks to Random-Reader, Concept of a Demon, Ultimate Ganon, Nocturnally-Damned, The Shadow Dragon, Deionarra, Angel-Chan, Aristide, Jedi-And, Light, Kains Dark Angel, and Silveriss
Thank you!!
And From all of us here at Pontiff Central
BYE!!!
Fun Popeland Fact: Although this was the second Fanfic I started it's only the third I've ever finished...... freaky..