Disclaimer: Now this was interesting... aparently I don't own Inu-Yasha or
Hojo or Miroku. What a joke, ofcourse I own em and ofcourse I have written
the whole manga .. Okey, if ya REAALY belived that, I pity you...
What an ASSHOLE! She hated him! Hated! Why did he always have to be such a stupid jerk? So STUPID! Such a stupid asshole! Kagome ran through the forest, holding the shikon-shards hard to her chest. If it wasn´t for her friends over here, she would probably not even think about going back here. But since it wasn´t really Shippo´s, Miroku´s or Sango´s fault that Inu- Yasha was such a moron she atleast owed them this much.
Oh hi Kagome-sama, back from your age now? Mirokus cheery voice made her come to an halt, turning to face the lecherous priest before he did something. Hi Miroku-san, where is Sango? The priest smiled at her and now she saw that he had a big imprint in his face. I think she went to Kaede- sama´s hut to help her with something. Ok, she said and left the smiling monk.
She entered the hut and saw Kaede-babaa and Sango sitting at the floor. Something was boiling over the fire and it smelled like old socks. What are you making? Sango looked up at her and greeted her with a smile. Hi Kagome- san. We are preparing some herbs that you can use in sleepingpotions and such. They are suposed to last for a few hours depending on the amount of herbs in it. Kagome smiled up with a plan working inside her brain. If she only gave some of that to Inu-Yasha an hour or so before she went back to her time, he wouldn´t be able to stop her and that way she would skip that annoying fight that always ended with Inu-Yasha´s great vocabulary when it comes to swearing and stupid names and a few osuwaris from her side. Need less to say that she often won the fights and that Inu-Yasha would be really pissed when he went to get her the next time. But with this, she would be able to go home without any stress and stay there for a few days. It was worth a shot, wasn´t it? So Kagome sat down at Sangos side and helped her and Kaede with the herbs.
Kagome and the gang was after a demon who posessed a shikon shard. They had been following it for more then two days and everyone was pretty tired, except for Inu-Yasha. He had been dragging them along without hardly any sleep or food, only allowing them an hour to rest yesterday. Kagome had, for now, stopped with her "sits" because she knew that didn´t stop Inu- Yasha for long and the nightmare would be over sooner if they caught up with the demon.
Kagome shot her last arrow into the stomach of the big squirrel demon. It´s tail was as big as a tree and it lept swinging back and forth, making everyone near it fall to the ground as if hit by timber. This made it very difficult for Inu-Yasha to get a good hit and so kill it. So they had to wait until Kagome had spotted the shard and then go direct on it. Then Kagome saw it. It was really not just one but two shards, no wonder the squirrel was so damn big! Iny-Yasha!!! She yelled as she tried to get to the half demon. Inu, the shards is located under it´s tail! Inu-Yasha jumped onto it´s tail, the squirrel turned it´s head around and tried to bite him with it´s huge canine fangs. He ducked. Claws of blood! The demon threw him of it´s back before anyone could even flinch, the tail wasn´t even damaged. The squirrel then turned to Kagome ofcourse, since it found her highly irritating as she kept on shooting sharpend sticks on it. It chirped high and made Inu-Yasha´s cute lil doggy ears press onto his scull as he tried to protect them from the highpitched noice. Kagome jumped aside when the tail attacked her, and she mistakenly jumped right into a tree full of apples. A lot of apples landed on top of her head, no one could count them but it was about 10 or so, and she fell into the trunk which crumbled and so she got hit in the head by a big branch. (a/u poor lil Kagome, what an unlucky day when she met me=P) Miroku and Sango stared at Kagomes now limp body that ws situated underneath the big branch. The squirrel chirped in happieness and jumped forward to snatch the halg complete shikon jewel and crush Kagome between it´s teath like a giant hazel nut. But Inu-Yasha (a/u ohh our dear hero!) saw what was going to happen and did what he do in almost every fight. Kagoomeee! You big wussy- squirrel! Take someone in ya own fuckin size! But the squirrel kept chirping in delight over the delicat food in front of her. So Inu-Yasha had no further option then to attack the squirrel with Tetsusaiga and so on. No need to tell you though that the squirrel gotr quite annoyed by the hanyou on it´s back and started to jump around in her atempts to get rid of him. But since Inu-Yasha is the one he is, he held a tight grip in it´s tight fur as he swinged his darling (a/u the sword ofcourse.) down at the tail. The squirrel gave up the highest chirp that anyone of them had ever heard and then when the shards in it flew out, the squirrel shrunk into it´s normal size and found himself crushed under Mirokus feet.
Uhhh. Kagome woke up with a terrible headache. Her head felt like if she had been hit by a ton of bricks and she felt like shit. The first thing she saw was a pair of eyes. The eyes of someone she knew pretty well. Inu- Yasha? She whispered and the headache grew larger whichh almost made her scream in pain. Hush Kagome... Don´t speak now, your head is tied up in bandage because of that big bang yesterday. Kagome opened her eyes completely and saw that the rest of the gang was there aswell. In an instant she had a little kitsune glomping her and a demon exterminator who smiled at her. Miroku stood in the door way, leaning on the closed door and he seemed to be asleep. In the corner sat Kaede and watched over them like a hawk, making sure Kagome wouldn´t be upset or get worse. Kagome sat up carefully. She had a lot of questions over why she was here and how tha freakin wy she had got here. The other was a bit easier to come up with. Surely had Inu-Yasha carried her here and made sure she was in good hands. Crap! Just when she had decided that she hated his guts, he had to act all nice and sweet. Curses. She put a hand to her head and saw that he was right. Her head was in the size of a very large pumpkin and she was pretty sure it wasn´t all her head. She yawned and put her head onto her pillow again. The answer had to wait cause she was tired as if dead even though she probably had been asleep for twelve hours at the least.
Kagome-san! Are you going home today? Can you get me some of that candy- stuff that I love? Kagome was sitting outside Kaedes hut and tried to get a suntan when Shippou came and jumped into her arms with a squeel. Yes Shippou-chan. I will be going in a few hours or so. Shippou cuddled up against her chin and she leaned back with her back against the wall. She had allready prepared the sleepingpotion and was intending to give it to Inu-Yasha in an hour or so. It was a shame that she had to do this but she didn´t have the energy to fight with him this time. They now had two more shards and that was pretty good for a week in the feudal era, sometimes it could take weeks just to get one. So she could leave without feeling guilty. But who am I kidding? She thought. I will probably feel worse then ever because of doping Inu-Yasha. Inu-Yasha, your ramen is ready now. Kagome had prepared the last ramen in her bacg for this special occation. She had put enough herbs in it to put a big dog to sleep for atleast five hours. That would be enough to make Inu- Yasha sleep for atleast three of those five. The hanyou swallowed the bowl in one gulp and then he jumped up to his branch without even thanking her. She suddenly didn´t feel as guilty as before. He WAS a pig sometimes, no matter how sweet and cute he could be he still was the rudest person she had ever met.
When the hanyou was snooring on his branch, sounding like a old car or maybe a jetplane, Kagome grabbed her bag and rushed to her well, more happy then in a long time. She had no clue WHY she was happy or relived since she didn´t know what to do at home after taking a long shower and sleeping a few hours. Maybe she could go and see her friends or meet Ho-. She stopped her sentence before even finishing the thought. Since when did she want to see him? She felt nothing but pity when it came to Hojo. But still. it was nice to hear a nice word from a guy who wasn´t a pervert once in a while, no matter how much you deny it. And why wouldn´t she do so? She was still a girl, right? And as a girl she had some certain needs, maybe not perverted ones but still needs. She stopped and went to the nearest tree, banging her head against it a few times to clear her head and then she started run again, without all those stupid thought without answers that you can think of for hours without getting anywhere. The well appeared in front of her and she embraced it. She actually DID hug it, glomped it hard before throwing her bag into the depts of it. Then she heard the sound that she hated more then anything else right now. The sound of hanyou who lands a few metres behind you. She could hear a quiet snicker and turned around. Curses! It seemed like Inu-Yasha had seen her hugging the well. Not that she cared though, but it WOULD be fun to be consithered as sane from the ones you work with. Kagome. Are you trying to sneak away home? Stupid wench! Ya know fuckin well that I wont let ya! SIT! Kagome stood up and faced him. Why can´t you just let me go home!? We have two more shards and that should be enough! Inu-Yasha made it up to sitting position before he started to yell at her again. You are only here because of the shards! That´s all we need you for but I think we´d get them a hell lot faster WITHOUT you! I always have to save ya sorry butt out on the field and that´s just SO irritating! Kagome could feel her tears coming. She knew this was true, all of it but did he really have to rub it in every single time she was going home? She hated it when these stupid tears came instead of pure fury but she could´nt help it much, she just turned around and jumped into the well before Inu-yasha had time to move or say anything further. He could feel the salt scent in the air. Damn! He thought. I ALWAYS say to much. Why do I always have to make her cry? Sure I have to save her each time but I don't care THAT much. Crap, I´m always the one who makes her not want to stay. And then the hanyou left the well, his cute little ears hanging sadly.
Shannon an Lady Priestess is the first ones to review this story. I am SO PROOOUUD!!!! I HAVE EARNED MY FIRST REVIEWS!!!! I am so happy an thanks a lot to you guuuys=D
I just felt like writing this. So I changed and updated once again juuuust to tell you that they reviewed nyeh nyeh=P Ohh well, il just keep writing odd things and make the poor innocent people who reads this get scared for life. btw, ARE there any innocent ppl on FF.net?? Well I´m not one of them so.
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What an ASSHOLE! She hated him! Hated! Why did he always have to be such a stupid jerk? So STUPID! Such a stupid asshole! Kagome ran through the forest, holding the shikon-shards hard to her chest. If it wasn´t for her friends over here, she would probably not even think about going back here. But since it wasn´t really Shippo´s, Miroku´s or Sango´s fault that Inu- Yasha was such a moron she atleast owed them this much.
Oh hi Kagome-sama, back from your age now? Mirokus cheery voice made her come to an halt, turning to face the lecherous priest before he did something. Hi Miroku-san, where is Sango? The priest smiled at her and now she saw that he had a big imprint in his face. I think she went to Kaede- sama´s hut to help her with something. Ok, she said and left the smiling monk.
She entered the hut and saw Kaede-babaa and Sango sitting at the floor. Something was boiling over the fire and it smelled like old socks. What are you making? Sango looked up at her and greeted her with a smile. Hi Kagome- san. We are preparing some herbs that you can use in sleepingpotions and such. They are suposed to last for a few hours depending on the amount of herbs in it. Kagome smiled up with a plan working inside her brain. If she only gave some of that to Inu-Yasha an hour or so before she went back to her time, he wouldn´t be able to stop her and that way she would skip that annoying fight that always ended with Inu-Yasha´s great vocabulary when it comes to swearing and stupid names and a few osuwaris from her side. Need less to say that she often won the fights and that Inu-Yasha would be really pissed when he went to get her the next time. But with this, she would be able to go home without any stress and stay there for a few days. It was worth a shot, wasn´t it? So Kagome sat down at Sangos side and helped her and Kaede with the herbs.
Kagome and the gang was after a demon who posessed a shikon shard. They had been following it for more then two days and everyone was pretty tired, except for Inu-Yasha. He had been dragging them along without hardly any sleep or food, only allowing them an hour to rest yesterday. Kagome had, for now, stopped with her "sits" because she knew that didn´t stop Inu- Yasha for long and the nightmare would be over sooner if they caught up with the demon.
Kagome shot her last arrow into the stomach of the big squirrel demon. It´s tail was as big as a tree and it lept swinging back and forth, making everyone near it fall to the ground as if hit by timber. This made it very difficult for Inu-Yasha to get a good hit and so kill it. So they had to wait until Kagome had spotted the shard and then go direct on it. Then Kagome saw it. It was really not just one but two shards, no wonder the squirrel was so damn big! Iny-Yasha!!! She yelled as she tried to get to the half demon. Inu, the shards is located under it´s tail! Inu-Yasha jumped onto it´s tail, the squirrel turned it´s head around and tried to bite him with it´s huge canine fangs. He ducked. Claws of blood! The demon threw him of it´s back before anyone could even flinch, the tail wasn´t even damaged. The squirrel then turned to Kagome ofcourse, since it found her highly irritating as she kept on shooting sharpend sticks on it. It chirped high and made Inu-Yasha´s cute lil doggy ears press onto his scull as he tried to protect them from the highpitched noice. Kagome jumped aside when the tail attacked her, and she mistakenly jumped right into a tree full of apples. A lot of apples landed on top of her head, no one could count them but it was about 10 or so, and she fell into the trunk which crumbled and so she got hit in the head by a big branch. (a/u poor lil Kagome, what an unlucky day when she met me=P) Miroku and Sango stared at Kagomes now limp body that ws situated underneath the big branch. The squirrel chirped in happieness and jumped forward to snatch the halg complete shikon jewel and crush Kagome between it´s teath like a giant hazel nut. But Inu-Yasha (a/u ohh our dear hero!) saw what was going to happen and did what he do in almost every fight. Kagoomeee! You big wussy- squirrel! Take someone in ya own fuckin size! But the squirrel kept chirping in delight over the delicat food in front of her. So Inu-Yasha had no further option then to attack the squirrel with Tetsusaiga and so on. No need to tell you though that the squirrel gotr quite annoyed by the hanyou on it´s back and started to jump around in her atempts to get rid of him. But since Inu-Yasha is the one he is, he held a tight grip in it´s tight fur as he swinged his darling (a/u the sword ofcourse.) down at the tail. The squirrel gave up the highest chirp that anyone of them had ever heard and then when the shards in it flew out, the squirrel shrunk into it´s normal size and found himself crushed under Mirokus feet.
Uhhh. Kagome woke up with a terrible headache. Her head felt like if she had been hit by a ton of bricks and she felt like shit. The first thing she saw was a pair of eyes. The eyes of someone she knew pretty well. Inu- Yasha? She whispered and the headache grew larger whichh almost made her scream in pain. Hush Kagome... Don´t speak now, your head is tied up in bandage because of that big bang yesterday. Kagome opened her eyes completely and saw that the rest of the gang was there aswell. In an instant she had a little kitsune glomping her and a demon exterminator who smiled at her. Miroku stood in the door way, leaning on the closed door and he seemed to be asleep. In the corner sat Kaede and watched over them like a hawk, making sure Kagome wouldn´t be upset or get worse. Kagome sat up carefully. She had a lot of questions over why she was here and how tha freakin wy she had got here. The other was a bit easier to come up with. Surely had Inu-Yasha carried her here and made sure she was in good hands. Crap! Just when she had decided that she hated his guts, he had to act all nice and sweet. Curses. She put a hand to her head and saw that he was right. Her head was in the size of a very large pumpkin and she was pretty sure it wasn´t all her head. She yawned and put her head onto her pillow again. The answer had to wait cause she was tired as if dead even though she probably had been asleep for twelve hours at the least.
Kagome-san! Are you going home today? Can you get me some of that candy- stuff that I love? Kagome was sitting outside Kaedes hut and tried to get a suntan when Shippou came and jumped into her arms with a squeel. Yes Shippou-chan. I will be going in a few hours or so. Shippou cuddled up against her chin and she leaned back with her back against the wall. She had allready prepared the sleepingpotion and was intending to give it to Inu-Yasha in an hour or so. It was a shame that she had to do this but she didn´t have the energy to fight with him this time. They now had two more shards and that was pretty good for a week in the feudal era, sometimes it could take weeks just to get one. So she could leave without feeling guilty. But who am I kidding? She thought. I will probably feel worse then ever because of doping Inu-Yasha. Inu-Yasha, your ramen is ready now. Kagome had prepared the last ramen in her bacg for this special occation. She had put enough herbs in it to put a big dog to sleep for atleast five hours. That would be enough to make Inu- Yasha sleep for atleast three of those five. The hanyou swallowed the bowl in one gulp and then he jumped up to his branch without even thanking her. She suddenly didn´t feel as guilty as before. He WAS a pig sometimes, no matter how sweet and cute he could be he still was the rudest person she had ever met.
When the hanyou was snooring on his branch, sounding like a old car or maybe a jetplane, Kagome grabbed her bag and rushed to her well, more happy then in a long time. She had no clue WHY she was happy or relived since she didn´t know what to do at home after taking a long shower and sleeping a few hours. Maybe she could go and see her friends or meet Ho-. She stopped her sentence before even finishing the thought. Since when did she want to see him? She felt nothing but pity when it came to Hojo. But still. it was nice to hear a nice word from a guy who wasn´t a pervert once in a while, no matter how much you deny it. And why wouldn´t she do so? She was still a girl, right? And as a girl she had some certain needs, maybe not perverted ones but still needs. She stopped and went to the nearest tree, banging her head against it a few times to clear her head and then she started run again, without all those stupid thought without answers that you can think of for hours without getting anywhere. The well appeared in front of her and she embraced it. She actually DID hug it, glomped it hard before throwing her bag into the depts of it. Then she heard the sound that she hated more then anything else right now. The sound of hanyou who lands a few metres behind you. She could hear a quiet snicker and turned around. Curses! It seemed like Inu-Yasha had seen her hugging the well. Not that she cared though, but it WOULD be fun to be consithered as sane from the ones you work with. Kagome. Are you trying to sneak away home? Stupid wench! Ya know fuckin well that I wont let ya! SIT! Kagome stood up and faced him. Why can´t you just let me go home!? We have two more shards and that should be enough! Inu-Yasha made it up to sitting position before he started to yell at her again. You are only here because of the shards! That´s all we need you for but I think we´d get them a hell lot faster WITHOUT you! I always have to save ya sorry butt out on the field and that´s just SO irritating! Kagome could feel her tears coming. She knew this was true, all of it but did he really have to rub it in every single time she was going home? She hated it when these stupid tears came instead of pure fury but she could´nt help it much, she just turned around and jumped into the well before Inu-yasha had time to move or say anything further. He could feel the salt scent in the air. Damn! He thought. I ALWAYS say to much. Why do I always have to make her cry? Sure I have to save her each time but I don't care THAT much. Crap, I´m always the one who makes her not want to stay. And then the hanyou left the well, his cute little ears hanging sadly.
Shannon an Lady Priestess is the first ones to review this story. I am SO PROOOUUD!!!! I HAVE EARNED MY FIRST REVIEWS!!!! I am so happy an thanks a lot to you guuuys=D
I just felt like writing this. So I changed and updated once again juuuust to tell you that they reviewed nyeh nyeh=P Ohh well, il just keep writing odd things and make the poor innocent people who reads this get scared for life. btw, ARE there any innocent ppl on FF.net?? Well I´m not one of them so.
Pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaaseeeeeeee revieeeeeew!!!!! It´s not so hard, just click on that lil gray thing down there and scratch me a note or so..=)