And without much further ado I present to you.. CHAPTER 2!!!
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"Hermione, I daer you to go into the common room and shout 'I love Percy
Weasley's buttcheeks."
"Good one, Lav," said Dean, momentarily breaking his concentration on the thumb war he was having with Sheamus. This was his mistake. Within miliseconds he was squeeling uncle in terror, and Sheamus had immobilized his whole hand.
"Hehe. Score one for the Irish," he gloated.
Ron snorted. "Kiss him, girls, he's Irish."
At that very moment someone was heard in the common room shouting, "Ooooooooooooooooh, I just looooooooooooove Percy Weasley's buttcheeks! They're round and juicy smart!"
"That'll be Hermione, then."
A few moments later. Hermione reappeared and sat on Neville's bed. Her expression was unchanged. "Thought I'd add a li'l sumthin' sumthin' on the end, you know, to make it more interesting. Hope you don't mind my taking creative liberties, Lavendar."
"Of COURSE they're juicy smart, 'Mione- that's where he keeps his brains." Parvati said matter-of-factly.
Neville scratched his head as if trying to figure something out, then a lightbulb came on somewhere in his round little head and he blurted, "Ooooooooooooooh. 'cause he's got a long nose! I get it now. I'm so smart."
"Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight."
Hermione scrunched up her nose. "Ron," she asked calmly, "truth or dare or Super Triple-Cheating Frog Juice?"
"Super Triple-Cheatin Frog Juice??????" Harry squeeled as his mouth twitched into a clownish grin. "I loooooooooove the fire snorting pig- witch! She's so prettyful."
"How prettyful?" Dean wanted to know.
"Uma Thurman prettyful."
"Woah." All the boys stopped their activities to envision Uma in green and purple striped bloomers. (Let it be known- the author thinks Uma Thurman is OOOOOOGLAY, but aparently she's the only one.)
Ron snapped out of his trance to answer Hermione, "Truth first, then Frog Juice." ____________________________________________________________________________ __________ Frog Juice is a game readily available at places that sell cool stuff. Super Triple-Cheating Frog Juice, well that's another story... (MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!) Stay tuned for Chapter 3, in which Ron gets *gasp* a TRUTH! (MUAHA!)
"Good one, Lav," said Dean, momentarily breaking his concentration on the thumb war he was having with Sheamus. This was his mistake. Within miliseconds he was squeeling uncle in terror, and Sheamus had immobilized his whole hand.
"Hehe. Score one for the Irish," he gloated.
Ron snorted. "Kiss him, girls, he's Irish."
At that very moment someone was heard in the common room shouting, "Ooooooooooooooooh, I just looooooooooooove Percy Weasley's buttcheeks! They're round and juicy smart!"
"That'll be Hermione, then."
A few moments later. Hermione reappeared and sat on Neville's bed. Her expression was unchanged. "Thought I'd add a li'l sumthin' sumthin' on the end, you know, to make it more interesting. Hope you don't mind my taking creative liberties, Lavendar."
"Of COURSE they're juicy smart, 'Mione- that's where he keeps his brains." Parvati said matter-of-factly.
Neville scratched his head as if trying to figure something out, then a lightbulb came on somewhere in his round little head and he blurted, "Ooooooooooooooh. 'cause he's got a long nose! I get it now. I'm so smart."
"Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight."
Hermione scrunched up her nose. "Ron," she asked calmly, "truth or dare or Super Triple-Cheating Frog Juice?"
"Super Triple-Cheatin Frog Juice??????" Harry squeeled as his mouth twitched into a clownish grin. "I loooooooooove the fire snorting pig- witch! She's so prettyful."
"How prettyful?" Dean wanted to know.
"Uma Thurman prettyful."
"Woah." All the boys stopped their activities to envision Uma in green and purple striped bloomers. (Let it be known- the author thinks Uma Thurman is OOOOOOGLAY, but aparently she's the only one.)
Ron snapped out of his trance to answer Hermione, "Truth first, then Frog Juice." ____________________________________________________________________________ __________ Frog Juice is a game readily available at places that sell cool stuff. Super Triple-Cheating Frog Juice, well that's another story... (MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!) Stay tuned for Chapter 3, in which Ron gets *gasp* a TRUTH! (MUAHA!)