Title: Isn't It Ironic, Don't You Think?
Author: Angelus
E-mail: angelus1317@hotmail.com (Please put "Ironic" on the subject line.)
Subject: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Category: BAR.
Rating: PG
Summary: Sex is bad.
Spoilers: None.
Archive: Anywhere, just ask me first.
Disclaimer: I don't own Buffy or Angel. They belong to WGN and Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy. If I owned them, they'd be doing something other than moping all the time. Like screwing Spike and Cordy, respectively.
Author's notes: I started a series of drabbles, one for each season. This is my season 2 drabble.
Dedication: To Jen, as stupid as ever.
~*~
When I was younger, Mom and Dad took me to church. While they went to service, I sat in Sunday School. And there, above the din of giggling children, Miss Jane taught the third-graders about the miracle of life; how sex is a precious, wonderful treasure from God.
Thinking of that now, I want to laugh. That wonderful treasure is what sent my Angel to Hell. We had one night together - one beautiful, perfect night. And then he was gone. Replaced by Angelus.
Take is from me - sex is bad. And don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise.
Author: Angelus
E-mail: angelus1317@hotmail.com (Please put "Ironic" on the subject line.)
Subject: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Category: BAR.
Rating: PG
Summary: Sex is bad.
Spoilers: None.
Archive: Anywhere, just ask me first.
Disclaimer: I don't own Buffy or Angel. They belong to WGN and Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy. If I owned them, they'd be doing something other than moping all the time. Like screwing Spike and Cordy, respectively.
Author's notes: I started a series of drabbles, one for each season. This is my season 2 drabble.
Dedication: To Jen, as stupid as ever.
~*~
When I was younger, Mom and Dad took me to church. While they went to service, I sat in Sunday School. And there, above the din of giggling children, Miss Jane taught the third-graders about the miracle of life; how sex is a precious, wonderful treasure from God.
Thinking of that now, I want to laugh. That wonderful treasure is what sent my Angel to Hell. We had one night together - one beautiful, perfect night. And then he was gone. Replaced by Angelus.
Take is from me - sex is bad. And don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise.