Disclaimer: I do not own InuYasha in any way. But I DO own the
unidentifiable demon^-^
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Inuyasha stared angrily at the well. He had been doing so for the last five hours and if anyone's having doubts, if it had been a glaring-competition he would have won easily even if his opponent WAS a well.
- InuYasha? Is everything allright, you seem troubled.
- I ALWAYS look like this, lech.. Why can´t you go bother some humans instead? They´re less likely to rip yeh guts out and feed the birds with it while yeh watchin´. InuYasha turned his stare at Miroku instead of the well and if the "poor" monk hadn´t been so used to this behavior he would have run and never come back.
- You really think so? They have quite some strength, the wonderful women.
- Can´t you freakin' leave me alone?!
- No, I´m afraid that as a friend I must ask what is the matter with you.
- Yeh think I buy that lie yeh stupid lech!? Yeh just hidin´ from Sango so she won´t bust yeh sorry ass to oblivion!
- I am a monk, I do not lie.. I´m a server of the noble Buddha and I solemnly do not lie.
At this rate, InuYasha was boiling more than normal and it was near that he jumped out of the tree and went to show that stupid lech som piece of his mind.
But just as he was sharpening his claws against the trunk, a black head stuck out of the well, followed by a huge backpack and the body of a teenage girl.
- YO WENCH, WHATTA HECK YEH THINK YEH DOEN!?! YEH HAVE BEEN GONE FOR A FUCKIN WEEK!
- InuYasha--SIT!!
And thus, the rest he could see of her was her feet stomping over him.
Poor InuYasha.
- Kagome?
- Yes what is it, Sango? She smiled at her friend who was sitting under a tree with her big boomerang at her side.
- You seem different somehow. I can't distinguish exactly what's happened but something--
- Don't worry. I'm fine and I'm actually looking forward to go shardhunting after this rest, I guess I just needed a break.
- I'm glad to hear that. Should we go find the rest? They are probably eager to hear that you feel like travelling again.
- Naaaw, they'll probably get here soon enough. InuYasha has a sixth sense when it comes to me, and Miroku, well lets just say he's not that different from a dog when it comes to what he really likes.
- Women. Both she and Sango sweatdropped as the poor monk entered the clearing with a big smile plastered to his lips.
- Ahh, my beautiful ladies. Are you ready for our journey?
- As ready as we can be. Now where is that dog when you need him? Kagome stomped her foot hard in the ground and stared into the woods.
- I think he'll be here soon enough. He just had to figure out if it was lightning that struck him or if it was our lovely Kagome's two feet.
Kagome giggled, much to Sango's and Miroku's astonishment. Then she suddenly stopped and stared up at the thick branches over her head. Then she took a step back and but her hands on her hips.
- SITSITSITSIT!!!!
"THUMP"
- BITCH! Whatta heck was THAT good for?
- Tch, serves you right. She huffed and turned to her backpack and shocked friends.
- I ought to . . .
- Tsk, bad dog. Shall we get going? She gave Miroku and Sango a bright smile before she picked her backpack up and started walking with her nose in the air as she walked past InuYasha.
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- Is that what I think it is or am i just delusional?
- It looks like a-a. . ?
- Feh, it looks STUPID.
- It's got a shard in it's head.
- Which head? There are like-- five of them?
- Probably more like three, you're overexagerating Miroku.
In front of them there was a big eh -thing- sleeping. It had three heads, two huge claws on two pretty small legs and two really large legs with even bigger claws. It looked a bit like a dog, rather cute, but it had fangs that were larger than InuYasha's tetsusaiga. It had a huge slimebubble coming out from it's nose and it was drooling. Ohh, and it was about five metres tall and really hairy.
- You think we should wake him up? Rather unsportish if we don't.
- It's a freakin DEMON, wench. It doesn't care wheter you kill it in its sleep or when it's awake.
- Whatever.
- Let's pull our weapons and attack then, my dear friends.
Sango unleashed her boomerang, Miroku took his staff in a firmer grip and InuYasha pulled up his great mighty sword (au/n. not THAT sword, you perverts .) and they all started to approach the ehh. beast.
Kagome had taken her bow and arrows from wherever she hides them (au/n is it just me or don't they just pop up?) and was sneaking up behind the.beast.
Then suddenly, the demon opened one of his nine eyes and looked at them sleepily. He stared at them for a while before showing of a huge yawn followed by a very friendly, teethexposing grin.
- Eeew! Yeh' could die just by smellin' his freakin' breath!
- You are the only one to smell it. I think she looks kind of cute.
- Ohh yeah that's just like you, lech! Just because you think EVERYTHING that could possibly be a female is cute. InuYasha sweatdropped and stared at the demon which hadn't moved.
- Hush it, you might offend her.
- Why havn't yeh asked her to carry your child yet then, moron? InuYasha was getting tired at the situation and stroke, cutting of one of the demon's whiskers. The demon just stared at him before it started to crawl against him with a sparkle in it's ocean blue eyes.
- I think she likes you, InuYasha. Both Kagome and Sango snickered as the annoyed hanyou gave them a poisonous glare before turning his head forward again.
Before he could move, he could find himself wet, slimy and smelling. The demon licked itself around it's mouth and started to purr. Though the purring mostly sounded like a chainsaw.
- I believe our dear friend has an admirer.
- She licked him! Yeah, you go girl! Kagome cheered and beamed at the now totally furious dog demon.
Sango and Miroku stared at Kagome, and InuYasha was slowly starting to lose his grip. Hell, he could stand blood, pain, dispare. But he had NEVER had to adjust to being licked by a huge, smelling and unidentifiable demon.
He started to snirvel. And then his arms and legs started to twitch. Finally, he fell into a pile at their feet, swirly-eyed, and started to whine in the way that newborn puppies do.
Kagome snapped out of her fits of laughter and took him by the collar. With a last glance at the purring demon, she and the others pulled the poor guy out of there, all the while he kept whining and twitching.
InuYasha had met his superior.
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It took a while, but here it is. It was supposed to be longer, but I thought it was better I updated it now instead..
To all of you who reviewed. Thank you. I am greatfull for your every word.
Now, would you pleeeeease review?? It would mean a lot to me! *_*
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Inuyasha stared angrily at the well. He had been doing so for the last five hours and if anyone's having doubts, if it had been a glaring-competition he would have won easily even if his opponent WAS a well.
- InuYasha? Is everything allright, you seem troubled.
- I ALWAYS look like this, lech.. Why can´t you go bother some humans instead? They´re less likely to rip yeh guts out and feed the birds with it while yeh watchin´. InuYasha turned his stare at Miroku instead of the well and if the "poor" monk hadn´t been so used to this behavior he would have run and never come back.
- You really think so? They have quite some strength, the wonderful women.
- Can´t you freakin' leave me alone?!
- No, I´m afraid that as a friend I must ask what is the matter with you.
- Yeh think I buy that lie yeh stupid lech!? Yeh just hidin´ from Sango so she won´t bust yeh sorry ass to oblivion!
- I am a monk, I do not lie.. I´m a server of the noble Buddha and I solemnly do not lie.
At this rate, InuYasha was boiling more than normal and it was near that he jumped out of the tree and went to show that stupid lech som piece of his mind.
But just as he was sharpening his claws against the trunk, a black head stuck out of the well, followed by a huge backpack and the body of a teenage girl.
- YO WENCH, WHATTA HECK YEH THINK YEH DOEN!?! YEH HAVE BEEN GONE FOR A FUCKIN WEEK!
- InuYasha--SIT!!
And thus, the rest he could see of her was her feet stomping over him.
Poor InuYasha.
- Kagome?
- Yes what is it, Sango? She smiled at her friend who was sitting under a tree with her big boomerang at her side.
- You seem different somehow. I can't distinguish exactly what's happened but something--
- Don't worry. I'm fine and I'm actually looking forward to go shardhunting after this rest, I guess I just needed a break.
- I'm glad to hear that. Should we go find the rest? They are probably eager to hear that you feel like travelling again.
- Naaaw, they'll probably get here soon enough. InuYasha has a sixth sense when it comes to me, and Miroku, well lets just say he's not that different from a dog when it comes to what he really likes.
- Women. Both she and Sango sweatdropped as the poor monk entered the clearing with a big smile plastered to his lips.
- Ahh, my beautiful ladies. Are you ready for our journey?
- As ready as we can be. Now where is that dog when you need him? Kagome stomped her foot hard in the ground and stared into the woods.
- I think he'll be here soon enough. He just had to figure out if it was lightning that struck him or if it was our lovely Kagome's two feet.
Kagome giggled, much to Sango's and Miroku's astonishment. Then she suddenly stopped and stared up at the thick branches over her head. Then she took a step back and but her hands on her hips.
- SITSITSITSIT!!!!
"THUMP"
- BITCH! Whatta heck was THAT good for?
- Tch, serves you right. She huffed and turned to her backpack and shocked friends.
- I ought to . . .
- Tsk, bad dog. Shall we get going? She gave Miroku and Sango a bright smile before she picked her backpack up and started walking with her nose in the air as she walked past InuYasha.
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- Is that what I think it is or am i just delusional?
- It looks like a-a. . ?
- Feh, it looks STUPID.
- It's got a shard in it's head.
- Which head? There are like-- five of them?
- Probably more like three, you're overexagerating Miroku.
In front of them there was a big eh -thing- sleeping. It had three heads, two huge claws on two pretty small legs and two really large legs with even bigger claws. It looked a bit like a dog, rather cute, but it had fangs that were larger than InuYasha's tetsusaiga. It had a huge slimebubble coming out from it's nose and it was drooling. Ohh, and it was about five metres tall and really hairy.
- You think we should wake him up? Rather unsportish if we don't.
- It's a freakin DEMON, wench. It doesn't care wheter you kill it in its sleep or when it's awake.
- Whatever.
- Let's pull our weapons and attack then, my dear friends.
Sango unleashed her boomerang, Miroku took his staff in a firmer grip and InuYasha pulled up his great mighty sword (au/n. not THAT sword, you perverts .) and they all started to approach the ehh. beast.
Kagome had taken her bow and arrows from wherever she hides them (au/n is it just me or don't they just pop up?) and was sneaking up behind the.beast.
Then suddenly, the demon opened one of his nine eyes and looked at them sleepily. He stared at them for a while before showing of a huge yawn followed by a very friendly, teethexposing grin.
- Eeew! Yeh' could die just by smellin' his freakin' breath!
- You are the only one to smell it. I think she looks kind of cute.
- Ohh yeah that's just like you, lech! Just because you think EVERYTHING that could possibly be a female is cute. InuYasha sweatdropped and stared at the demon which hadn't moved.
- Hush it, you might offend her.
- Why havn't yeh asked her to carry your child yet then, moron? InuYasha was getting tired at the situation and stroke, cutting of one of the demon's whiskers. The demon just stared at him before it started to crawl against him with a sparkle in it's ocean blue eyes.
- I think she likes you, InuYasha. Both Kagome and Sango snickered as the annoyed hanyou gave them a poisonous glare before turning his head forward again.
Before he could move, he could find himself wet, slimy and smelling. The demon licked itself around it's mouth and started to purr. Though the purring mostly sounded like a chainsaw.
- I believe our dear friend has an admirer.
- She licked him! Yeah, you go girl! Kagome cheered and beamed at the now totally furious dog demon.
Sango and Miroku stared at Kagome, and InuYasha was slowly starting to lose his grip. Hell, he could stand blood, pain, dispare. But he had NEVER had to adjust to being licked by a huge, smelling and unidentifiable demon.
He started to snirvel. And then his arms and legs started to twitch. Finally, he fell into a pile at their feet, swirly-eyed, and started to whine in the way that newborn puppies do.
Kagome snapped out of her fits of laughter and took him by the collar. With a last glance at the purring demon, she and the others pulled the poor guy out of there, all the while he kept whining and twitching.
InuYasha had met his superior.
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It took a while, but here it is. It was supposed to be longer, but I thought it was better I updated it now instead..
To all of you who reviewed. Thank you. I am greatfull for your every word.
Now, would you pleeeeease review?? It would mean a lot to me! *_*