Disclaimer: I own no one except for Gaby. I made her up. Everyone that
works for the WWE belongs to Vince McMahon. (DUH). So please don't sue me.
On with the show...
At Mark's House
"I just don't like her Mark, & I don't want her staying in our house! She is such a ho."
"Really? Well, you're being a bitch. I love her, & I promised her that she wouldn't have to stay in a hotel!"
"So you're just gonna let her stay here? Typical. You open your home to anyone with boobs!"
"Well, I did let you stay here, so I guess you're right, huh Sara? She's my fucking sister! She's gonna stay here whether you like it or not, and that is final!"
"Fine."
At the arena
"Yo, yo, yo! Deadman! Word 'round the locker room is that you got a sister you ain't told nobody about. It's o- kaaaay, but I gotta meet this girl. Why you been hidin' her? What? She got a back full of fur?" Cena could see how angry Mark was getting. "Just kiddin' Deadman. I bet she's fine as hell, when she gets here, be sure to give me a yell." "I think I'll let her decide that one. She watches every week, she has her favorites, and they'll be the ones she goes out of her way to meet them. I will let her know that you want to meet her."
Cena left & Mark went to find Vince.
"Come in," Vince called from the other side of the door. "Hey Mark, what can I do for you?"
"I just wanted to remind you that my little sister was coming to visit me tonight." "That's right. Is there anything wrong?"
"No, I was just wondering if I could get a schedule of the live segments. I would hate for her to accidentally walk into SmackDown, and suddenly be thrown into the mix not knowing what was going on."
"Sure, here's an extra copy. When is she getting here?"
"Soon."
"Well, we are about to go live, so you better go find her."
"Thanks Vince."
In the Parking Garage
"Just who in the hell do you think you are?" Sable shouted.
"I could ask you the same question, but I know you're the slut that's sleeping with Vince McMahon to further her career because she can't do it on her own. Has- been." Gaby screamed back.
"Oh, shit!" Mark mumbled under his breath as her saw Gaby pounce on Sable and start to beat the crap out of her. "Who's high & mighty now bitch? Huh? This isn't over Sable! I'll finish you off one day!" Gaby yelled as Mark pulled her off of Sable and into the arena.
Vince paced in his office waiting for either Sable or Mark to explain what had just happened. The door opened- it was Mark with his sister in tow. Stephanie followed in close behind.
"What the hell was that?" Vince shouted.
"That bitch hit my car!" Gaby yelled back. "I was parked in a lighted area. It's not like you couldn't see me! My car is bright freaking red! Bright freaking red! Then she tried to make it out like I hit her!"
Stephanie leaned over and hugged Gaby. "Thank you. You know what? You're hired!"
"Stephanie!"
"What dad? We could teach her some wrestling moves. She can obviously fight."
"That's true Steph, if we did hire her, we can't have her beating up on Sable every time she sees her." Vince turned to Gaby. "We can put you on Raw. I will have to figure out a storyline for you, so you won't be on TV for at least a week, but you can still be at the arena with all of the other superstars. Show up at Reunion Arena in Dallas, TX on Monday by 2 pm. We'll see where it goes from there."
"Thanks Mr. McMahon, I won't be late."
"Call me Vince."
On with the show...
At Mark's House
"I just don't like her Mark, & I don't want her staying in our house! She is such a ho."
"Really? Well, you're being a bitch. I love her, & I promised her that she wouldn't have to stay in a hotel!"
"So you're just gonna let her stay here? Typical. You open your home to anyone with boobs!"
"Well, I did let you stay here, so I guess you're right, huh Sara? She's my fucking sister! She's gonna stay here whether you like it or not, and that is final!"
"Fine."
At the arena
"Yo, yo, yo! Deadman! Word 'round the locker room is that you got a sister you ain't told nobody about. It's o- kaaaay, but I gotta meet this girl. Why you been hidin' her? What? She got a back full of fur?" Cena could see how angry Mark was getting. "Just kiddin' Deadman. I bet she's fine as hell, when she gets here, be sure to give me a yell." "I think I'll let her decide that one. She watches every week, she has her favorites, and they'll be the ones she goes out of her way to meet them. I will let her know that you want to meet her."
Cena left & Mark went to find Vince.
"Come in," Vince called from the other side of the door. "Hey Mark, what can I do for you?"
"I just wanted to remind you that my little sister was coming to visit me tonight." "That's right. Is there anything wrong?"
"No, I was just wondering if I could get a schedule of the live segments. I would hate for her to accidentally walk into SmackDown, and suddenly be thrown into the mix not knowing what was going on."
"Sure, here's an extra copy. When is she getting here?"
"Soon."
"Well, we are about to go live, so you better go find her."
"Thanks Vince."
In the Parking Garage
"Just who in the hell do you think you are?" Sable shouted.
"I could ask you the same question, but I know you're the slut that's sleeping with Vince McMahon to further her career because she can't do it on her own. Has- been." Gaby screamed back.
"Oh, shit!" Mark mumbled under his breath as her saw Gaby pounce on Sable and start to beat the crap out of her. "Who's high & mighty now bitch? Huh? This isn't over Sable! I'll finish you off one day!" Gaby yelled as Mark pulled her off of Sable and into the arena.
Vince paced in his office waiting for either Sable or Mark to explain what had just happened. The door opened- it was Mark with his sister in tow. Stephanie followed in close behind.
"What the hell was that?" Vince shouted.
"That bitch hit my car!" Gaby yelled back. "I was parked in a lighted area. It's not like you couldn't see me! My car is bright freaking red! Bright freaking red! Then she tried to make it out like I hit her!"
Stephanie leaned over and hugged Gaby. "Thank you. You know what? You're hired!"
"Stephanie!"
"What dad? We could teach her some wrestling moves. She can obviously fight."
"That's true Steph, if we did hire her, we can't have her beating up on Sable every time she sees her." Vince turned to Gaby. "We can put you on Raw. I will have to figure out a storyline for you, so you won't be on TV for at least a week, but you can still be at the arena with all of the other superstars. Show up at Reunion Arena in Dallas, TX on Monday by 2 pm. We'll see where it goes from there."
"Thanks Mr. McMahon, I won't be late."
"Call me Vince."