In The Nut House!!!
By Squeakers
Disclaimer: You know the drill. I don't own YYH, but I do own any character that is new: like Kat or Dr. Umo. I'm going to make this for all of my chapters, because I'm too lazy to write it on all of them.
(Authors in put well my input is in the parenthesis. Talking telepathically is like this ~blah blah~)
Chapter 1: The Plot
The girls had decided that they should have a sleepover. Keiko volunteered to have it at her house that Friday night.
Around 5, the girls had shown up at Keiko's house. They went up stairs, to Keiko's room. They had gotten comfortable in their pjs and laid out their beds on the floor.
Yukina was on the left of Keiko, and was sitting on her legs. Keiko was lying on her stomach on her bed. Shizuru was on Keiko's right sitting with one knee pulled to her chest. And Botan was across from Keiko, sitting Indian style. There was a bowl of chips in the middle of them.
"So, how do we get them back?" Shizuru asked digging into the chips.
"Let's do something that they would never expect us to do," replied Botan. She looked over to where Yukina was sitting. "What do you think, Yukina?"
"I don't know, Botan. I don't want to make them mad, an…" she started to say but was cut off by Botan.
"Don't worry Yukina. They won't bother us any more after this. I promise," she said with a cheerful smile.
"Okay, so what do we do?" Keiko asked.
The girls sat thinking for a few minutes when Botan's face began to have an evil grin dance across it.
"Let's send them to an insane asylum," she said with a gleam. The girls looked at her shocked, but then the evil grin found it's way to them.
"Great idea," said Keiko.
"Yeah! Let's do that," Yukina said. The three was shocked to hear Yukina willing to go through with it, and the fact that she had a grin.
"Okay, we all agree, but how do we send them to the nut house?" Keiko questioned. They sat staring at each other.
"Why don't we tell them the truth about them?" Shizuru asked.
"What do you mean 'the truth'?"
"Simple. We explain about Yusuke dying and coming back. Hiei and Kurama being youkais, and stuff like that. Once the asylum hears about that the boys would be locked up for awhile."
"Um… we can't do that," Keiko said.
"Why not?"
"Well, then how would we get them out? This was only suppose to be for a few days, not for the rest of their life."
"Then I got it," Botan said, just remembering something. "I have a good friend in the spirit world."
"Wow you have a good friend. Now that's something new," Shizuru added.
"Ha, ha, any ways she has this power to make people believe almost anything to be true. Why don't I ask her to come down and help us?"
"Cool, so what does that mean?"
"Well all we have to do is get the boys to sleep, when they are Kat, my friend, will make it seem that they are in the nut house. So what do you think?"
The girls were hesitant at first, but then they agreed on sending them to the nut house. Botan called her friend up, and she was willing to come and help out.
"Sure Botan, I'll love to come over and help. How about I come over tomorrow morning?"
"Okay."
"Great see you then." Botan hung up the phone.
"She'll be over tomorrow morning, to help us plan."
"Cool. Okay then I think that it's time for us to get some sleep. We have a busy day tomorrow," Keiko said slipping under her sheets. They all turned in for the night with cheerful faces. They were finally going to pull the ultimate prank on the boys.
"Helloooo, is any one up?" asked a voice at the window. "Botan? Are you up?" the voice asked again. "Come on, it's cold out here… Will some one wake up." The voice was getting irritated, but finally Botan woke up and looked out the window.
"Oh, Kat. It's you," she said half asleep. "Hold on a sec… There you go," she said opening the window, sending a cold wind in the room. Causing the girls to shiver awake. Keiko looked at her clock and noticed that it was 7 o'clock.
"Oh, Botan shut the window,' Keiko said half-groggy.
"Come on you girls, Kat's here for our plan," Botan explained. The girls got out of bed and got ready in a rush. Okay, the rush was an hour and each girl took a shower.
When the girls were done, they sat down on Keiko's bed and Katsumi introduced herself.
"Let me introduce myself. I am the one and only Katsumi, from the Spirit world, but you can just call me Kat, and I'm at your service," the girl said taking a bow. She was about Keiko's height, with crystal blue eyes that seems like she is looking right into your soul, and with strawberry hair and had light streaks of blond, red and brown that were hard to see, except when the sun hit them just right. She was wearing a pair of jeans, a white shirt and a furry, fluffy belt that is the same color as her hair. She looked about 16, but of course she wasn't just like Botan. She was also caring an oar that disappeared when she came in the room.
"Hi, I'm Keiko. This is Yukina and Shizuru." They all shook hand and said their hi's.
"So, I hear that you need my help getting back at some boys."
"Yeap, but first can we get something to eat? I'm starving," Botan asked.
"Sure, we can eat here or go out to eat?" explained Keiko.
"I say we eat out. Then we can talk about the plan without some nosy parents to worry about," suggested Shizuru.
"I'm up for that," said Yukina. They all agreed and set off to get breakfast.
They walked into the restaurant and sat down.
"One question before we order," said Yukina.
"Yes," replied Shizuru.
"Well, it's 'bout who is going to pay?" Everyone looked at each other, seeing what some one will say.
"Don't worry about that Yukina. I'm sure that Kat here will be able to pre-sway the waiter what we already pay, when that time comes. Now enough of that let's order," Botan said looking at the menu.
"Botan, you know that I can't do that. It's illegal," Katsumi said nervously.
"Oh, come on, Kat, I know very well that you do this kind of stuff all the time," Botan snickered. Katsumi's face turned red.
"That's not true. I only do it when I am desperate or I'm in trouble," Katsumi said trying to defend herself.
"Yeah, and when you don't have enough money," Botan added.
"Fine… you got me there. I'll do it, but that's the last time Botan. I can't use my powers all of the time in the real world, but if I was in the Spirit World, well then that would be different," Katsumi said finally giving in. Her belt began to twitch, and Keiko, who was sitting next to her, jumped.
"Kat, your belt it just moved," she screamed. Katsumi looked down and chuckled.
"Oh, that…" she said was her belt unwrapped itself from her waist. "That's just my tail."
"Your tail?" questioned Keiko.
"Yeah! I suppose that Botan didn't mention me clearly to you did she?" asked Katsumi looking at Botan.
~Why don't you ever tell people what I am?~
"Ha, ha, yeah well you know it never occurred to me," said Botan.
"What didn't occurred to you, Botan?" questioned Yukina.
"To tell you that she is a ¼ youkai," Botan said.
"A ¼?" questioned Keiko.
"That's right. My Grandma is a full youkai. My mom is a ½ and I'm a forth. I also get a ¼ of their power and looks. You see I got a tail, and not ears or claws. But I do wish I did. Any ways I don't mind my tail at least it is not ears, but I do have good hearing," rambled Katsumi. (Odd, yeah I know. I didn't want her to look totally youkai but still to have the powers and some of the looks. Plus I thought that a ¼ youkai would be interesting when it came to her powers.)
"Okay enough of that. How do we plan to make this thing work?" Shizuru questioned.
"I'll tell you but first let's order," announced Katsumi.
So the girls all ordered their breakfasts, and after the food came they began to talk.
"First order of business. We have to get the boys all in the same room and preferably asleep; Next we make it so it seems to them that we never put them asleep for very long; then we slash the doctors have to 'capture' them and take them to the asylum. So what do you think?" Katsumi asked feeling good about her plan.
"Nice but are the boys going to be able to use their powers?" asked Keiko.
"Nope, not if you want them to then I can, but all their powers and weapons will be fake."
"So, how do we get the boys all in the same place?" Yukina asked.
They all thought for a moment, before Botan announced her proposal.
"Today's Saturday, right? Then let's have a party slash 'sleepover' with the boys?"
"Hey, that's a great idea," Keiko said. "Where are we going to have it?"
"At Shizuru's house, of course," Botan said cheery. "That's okay right, Shizuru?" She looked over at her with some concerns.
"Yeah, that's fine."
"That's great now all we have to do is find away to get the boys over, and I know one person that will be hard to get over," Botan thought.
"So how do we get him over?" Yukina asked.
"Just leave that to me. I think I have something that I can say that would make him come running," Botan said. Yeah, come running to kill me. Why do I do these things? she thought quietly.
"Okay, then let's get this pla…party started," said Shizuru.
"Sure. I'll get Yusuke to the party," Keiko announced.
"I can get Hiei and Kurama," Botan added.
"I'll just be at Shizuru's house," Katsumi said. The three started to get up.
"Who's going to pay?" questioned Yukina.
"Kat?!" Botan said nervously to the zoned out friend.
"What?" She looked around. "Oh, no…NO." Botan gave her, her famous cat look. "Fine. Let's go." Darn-it, I thought that she might have forgotten about that. Oh well, that's not the first time, she thought to herself getting up.
They walked out, while Katsumi walked to the counter. She had her eyes closed and her tail was swishing violently, then stopped as she opened her eyes. When the cashier came over, she stopped and seemed to look right passed everyone.
Katsumi then walked away, almost sleepwalking, and joined the rest of the group.
"There, are you happy?" she asked Botan. "You know… now you owe me… big time… I have to go… back to Spirit… World to charge back up," she added between yawns. She held out her hand and an oar appeared. Katsumi jumped on it. "When will the party begin?" (Yeah, weird I know, but you have to remember she had to trick everyone in the restaurant, plus she is able to do more when she is in the Spirit World. In other words, the more she does on earth the more tired she becomes.)
"Be at Shizuru's house around 2:30," Botan replied. (Yeah, I know that's pretty early but that's the only way I can get the story going.)
"Okay, see you then." With that, Katsumi flew off.
"Now I think that we should find the boys," said Keiko.
"Cool, meet you guys at 2:30," Botan said flying off on her oar.
"Yukina, you can come with me," Shizuru offered.
"Okay, thank you," she replied.
"And I'll go find Yusuke now," said Keiko. The three walked in other directions, Keiko by herself and Yukina with Shizuru.
"Now, where can Yusuke be," Keiko said to herself. "Knowing him, he's probably in a fight somewhere," she chuckled. "That Yusuke, one of these days he's going to go too far and get himself killed." She thought back to the Tournament. "If he does, he'll have to deal with me," she added.
"Nice dress, Keiko," a voice said behind her as it slapped her butt.
"Yusuke, you jerk," was her reply as she whipped around and smacked him in the face with her hand.
"Oww…" he whined rubbing his check.
"I was looking for you."
"Why? What's up?"
"Well, the girls and I were planing to have a party at Shizuru's house tonight, and we were wondering if you would like to come," she explained trying to hold in her laughter.
"Umm… let me think. What am I doing to tonight?" Yusuke thought to himself. "Well, I think that mom is going to be drunk at some bar all night. So, sure I guess that it can't hurt," he finally said.
"Cool, see you at Shizuru's house at 2:30," she said waving him go bye. She left Yusuke confused and still thinking.
"Okay, then I guess I'll be there." He waved Keiko bye too. "I wonder why they're having a party all of the sudden."
Keiko ran to Shizuru's house, and knocked on the door. A tall, dumb looking person answered the door.
"Hey, Keiko. What are you doing here?" he asked.
"Hey Kuwabara, I was just coming over to help get ready for the party," she said. "Is you sis around?" she asked.
"Yeah, she's in the kitchen with Yukina," he explained. His face also lit up when she mentioned Yukina's name.
"Oh yeah, are you going to stay for the party?"
"I don't know."
"Yukina is going to be there," tempted Keiko.
"She is? That explains her being here. I'll be here." Keiko walked into the kitchen. Yukina and Shizuru were setting the place for the party.
"Hey you two. Do you need some help?" Keiko asked.
"Sure, is Yusuke going to come?" asked Shizuru.
"Yukina, my love, do you want some help?" Kuwabara called.
"No thank you, Kazuma," Yukina told him.
"I wonder how Botan is doing with trying to get Hiei and Kurama to come here," Keiko thought.
"I'm sure that she has found a way to get them here. She did say that she did," Shizuru said.
"Hiei, Kurama. The girls and I are having a party at Kuwabara's house, and we were wondering if you guys could come. So, what do you say?" Botan asked.
"Okay, I wouldn't mind coming to a party," Kurama said happily. "What about you, Hiei?"
"Hn. I don't want to be caught dead having a stupid party with those ningens," he snarled.
"Come on, Hiei. Yukina will be there," Botan said trying to convince him to come. Come on; take the bait Hiei, she thought to herself.
"So why do I care?"
"She's your sister. You should care," Kurama told him.
"Hn."
"Well, I think that you should talk to her."
"Why?" he asked looking at Botan.
"Because I think that she might have found out…"
"She might have found out WHAT?" Hiei asked angrily and with a hint of worry.
"That… you're her brot…"
Hiei interrupted her before she could finish. "And how did she find out, Botan?" Hiei pulled out his katana and pointed it at the scared blue hair girl.
"Now, Hiei. She did say that she thinks that Yukina found out. Maybe you should go to the party and find out yourself," Kurama said calmly lowering the katana.
"Fine, but if she found out, I'm going to kill you," threaten the short fire youkai. "And if you lied to me, I'm going to kill you," he added.
Botan shuddered. "Okay," she said shakily. Hiei put his katana back and left. "Wait, Hiei."
"What?"
"The party is at 2:30 at Kuwabara's house," Botan told him.
"Hn."
Botan turned to Kurama. "Thanks. I thought at I was a goner," she said thankfully.
"No problem, Botan, but you know that you shouldn't have said that. You knew that he would have killed you, right?"
"Yeah, I know, but he's still going to kill me."
"Why does she really know?" Kurama asked.
"Well, no I just made that up. It was the only way I thought of to get him to come," Botan said.
"Then why didn't you tell them that there is going to be ice cream there," Kurama explained.
"Heee yeah, maybe then I wouldn't be dead."
"Well, I guess I could try and talk Hiei into not killing you. Bye, Botan, I'll see you there," Kurama said walking out.
"Okay, bye." Botan sat down with a sigh. "Geeze. I can't believe that I didn't think of telling him about ice cream," thought Botan.
Botan was sitting for awhile. She checked the clock on the wall. "Wow, 1:30 already? I should see if Katsumi is ready." She got up and went looking for her friend. She found her sleeping on a couch. "Kat…Kat?" whispered Botan.
Katsumi turned to her side with a whine. "Kat…it's 1:30. We have to get to the party," Botan said shaking the sleeping friend. Katsumi's tail flicked as she began to wake up.
"Just a few more minutes," she whined.
"No, Kat. We have to get to the party. Come on," Botan said again. Then getting frustrated, Botan pulled the blankets off of Katsumi and tried to push her off the couch. The sleeping girl fell with a thud. (That's me.)
"Fine, fine, I'm up. I'm up," she said rubbing her butt and stretching. "Let's go, then," she said.
The two left to the party. They arrived a little passed 2.
"Hey, Botan, Kat," said Keiko opening the door. "Is Kurama and Hiei coming?"
Botan nodded her head slowly. "They should be here soon." Kuwabara came into the living room.
"Who's that?" he asked pointing to the cat girl.
"Hey, Kuwabara. I'm Katsumi or Kat if you like," she said taking a bow. "I'm a friend of Botan."
"Hi," Kuwabara said.