Where last we met our hero's...
Remus: What am I here for this time? *eyes me warily* Am I going to die?
Ilia: No, you will just wish you did!
Remus buiries his head in his hands while muttering about "You are probably right there..."
Me: So! Yay! Um... Tonks? When was the first time you ate an entire mango by yourself?
Tonks: I didn't mean to! I swear! It just kinda... happend. I felt so dirty afterwards I had to go take a shower. I can't belive I did that!!!
All: o.O
Random Audience Member (RAM): Hey you! Stop making it sound like you fucked a fruit!
Tonks: I never said that!
Ginny: Well. Um. It kinda sounded like that.
Ginny is fried by the Glare of Death. I use a spatula to put her back in the closet and I drag out Cho Chang instead. Everyone looks at Cho. Cho looks back.
Cho: Where am I? Who are you? Ginny. what are you doing here?
Ilia: We do not like you. We are your worst nightmare.
Cho gulps.
Cesa: Don't worry! You are in a story. You see, my author is borrowing you to write about. Lots of people do.
Cho: Me? Wow. I'm flattered! Wait... if you are doing a story about me, why is everyone else here?
Shi-Shi: You are here because my authoress thinks you are a bitch. Frankly, I agree!
Ilia: Oh, my dear. Can I play with her? I have some good games...
Me: No, sweet Ilia. You cannot.
Ilia and RAM: Damn.
Fred: Wait a sec... Ilia! I have an idea. We need a test subject...
George: We need it for a new toffee. We were thinking about one that did the same thing, but made ears like tents.
Cho: No way! That would be so gross.
Everyone in the room turns an evil glare upon her...
MUA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
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Remus: What am I here for this time? *eyes me warily* Am I going to die?
Ilia: No, you will just wish you did!
Remus buiries his head in his hands while muttering about "You are probably right there..."
Me: So! Yay! Um... Tonks? When was the first time you ate an entire mango by yourself?
Tonks: I didn't mean to! I swear! It just kinda... happend. I felt so dirty afterwards I had to go take a shower. I can't belive I did that!!!
All: o.O
Random Audience Member (RAM): Hey you! Stop making it sound like you fucked a fruit!
Tonks: I never said that!
Ginny: Well. Um. It kinda sounded like that.
Ginny is fried by the Glare of Death. I use a spatula to put her back in the closet and I drag out Cho Chang instead. Everyone looks at Cho. Cho looks back.
Cho: Where am I? Who are you? Ginny. what are you doing here?
Ilia: We do not like you. We are your worst nightmare.
Cho gulps.
Cesa: Don't worry! You are in a story. You see, my author is borrowing you to write about. Lots of people do.
Cho: Me? Wow. I'm flattered! Wait... if you are doing a story about me, why is everyone else here?
Shi-Shi: You are here because my authoress thinks you are a bitch. Frankly, I agree!
Ilia: Oh, my dear. Can I play with her? I have some good games...
Me: No, sweet Ilia. You cannot.
Ilia and RAM: Damn.
Fred: Wait a sec... Ilia! I have an idea. We need a test subject...
George: We need it for a new toffee. We were thinking about one that did the same thing, but made ears like tents.
Cho: No way! That would be so gross.
Everyone in the room turns an evil glare upon her...
MUA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
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