Me: Nah, not today. I'm not in the mood. How about we wipe all her makeup off?

RAM (male): No! Please! No! She is beautiful the way she is.

Ilia and I trade evil grins.

Ilia: Well.. that could be...

Me: Perfect. Sorry, Fred. Sorry, George. Another time?

The twins nod. Fred steps forward.

Fred: Could we go back in the closet and take a test subject from there? There is room in there, we wont come back out.

George: Please? It would be much more fun. We could bring our guinea pig out when it is ready.

Me: Alright. Wait! There are a few people you may not touch.

Twins: Yeees...?

Me: You may not use a Weasly. You may use a Malfoy. Oh, and please put up a curtain in front of Starwind and Moondance.

Fred: Are they those weird guys with the white hair who like to snog each others brains out?

Me: Exactly! Go ahead. Well.. don't use a carachter if you reconise him or her. Only use one if they are babbiling about the force. Oh, if they are talking about how they don't belive in the force? You leave Han alone!

Fred: Fine, fine.

George: Enif, Enif.

RAM: I love you! Come back to me!

Me speaking into a walkie-talkie: Give this one to Gollum.

Gollum: You loveses us? Come back, precios with the blonde hairses.

RAM: Nooooooooo!!!

Cesa: That is just terribal!! How could you?

Ilia: Easily and happily.

Cesa: You.. You... You sadist!!!

Ilia: Did you only just realise this?

Cesa: You are a sadist?

Ilia: Sometimes. I'm either a sadist or a machoist. Depends on my mood and the person.

Cesa: o.O

Shi-Shi: Yay! Happyhappyjoyjoy. Yum.

Everyone: o.O

Ilia: ... Shi-Shi? Are you ok?

Shi-Shi: We just bought candy! Happy Happy!!

Me: Um.. Heh heh.

All: Give us some?

Me: NO. MIIIIINE.