Konnichiwa minna!
Thanks for reviewing.I was hoping to get more reviews, but hey, it's my first fic what do I expect? Just to let you know.I have like close to ten fics being planned the summaries are on paper but I won't go any further till I have this story finished. Another thing, I am trying to really get this one updated at least every other day.but.the school factor just had to kick in. So if I don't update for a few days.that most likely means that my teachers loaded me with homework and tests. Anyway, here I go!
DB: She does not own Yu Yu Hakusho, but you can still sue if ya want!
Taru: HOLD ON!!!!!!! If I do my job right you should have to do your job right too!
DB: I did
Taru: You did not
DB: Did too
Taru: DID NOT!
DB: DID TOO!
Kenshin: Maa Maa, calm down!
*DB and Taru glare daggers at Kenshin*
Kenshin: Oro?!?
Taru: Sorry Kenshin, I might not be able to get to my Rurouni Kenshin fic if this little pain in the butt doesn't shut up!
*Kenshin goes into Battousai mode*
Battousai: DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DB: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Taru: Now that's he's occupied.I don't own Rurouni Kenshin or Yu Yu Hakusho
DB: HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Battousai: Come here you little brat!!!!
And the chase goes on...
BOTAN!!!! YOU'RE DEAD!!!!!!!! By: Taru-chan
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"I SAID.." Botan was clearly angry now, "THAT HIEI DIDN'T GET ANY PUNISHMENT WHEN HE KILLED A HUMAN for looking at Yukina weirdly!!!" Botan practically screamed her head off at Koenma until she finally realized.
"Oh, I'm not gonna make it to tomorrow am I?" She said in quite voice too scared to even think of what Hiei and his black dragon thingy could do to her.
"You just might.," said Koenma with a sly smile on his face.
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"GEORGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed the baby-sized king to Botan's surprise.
"Yes, Koenma sir," George said in his slightly surprise voice since the big- mouth toddler's out burst had taken him aback as well.
"Send Ayame to get Hiei for me A.S.A.P. !!!!"
"But sir, she's on vacation."
"Well bring her back!!!"
"Sir you took her communications device away!"
"DARNIT!!!! Well I can't send Botan-don't ask- so I guess you'll have to go get him."
"Koenma sir I can't go down to Nigenkai I'll stick out, I'M BLUE!!!!!"
"Yeah, yeah always a problem with you blue people have you tried any Zoloft lately?"
George = O_o
"What's that?"
"Never mind, just wear a mask and a cloak. Now GO!!!"
George bowed and mumbled a yes sir and was off.
"Don't you think Hiei will think somethin's kinda fishy?" Botan asked.
"That's why he'll come."
"Yeah come to kill me!!!!!"
"Botan calm down!!!!! He's not going to kill you."Koenma said trying to be comforting but not really succeeding. So he decided to tell Botan his plan.
Okay where did Koenma say that that little demon hid during the day. George thought to himself. Was it in the park?
"What do you want George?!?" a cold sneering voice came out the tree that he was standing right under.
Guess so.
"Ano.Koenma-sama sent me here to get you.he said he needed to talk to you."
"Why didn't he send the ferry onna?"
"Uh.ano.well.She's sick." George mentally patted himself on the back due to what he thought was a great excuse.
"Hn." Said Hiei while jumping out of the tree and landing on the ground as light as a feather.
Thinking that was Hiei's way of saying lead the way, George turned around and started off to Reikai.
Why didn't the onna come? What a lame excuse.sick, yeah sick my butt! Hiei thought silently as the blue thing lead the way.
"Koenma sir, he's here!" called George from behind the door of his office.
Koenma was in his teenage form (FINALLY!) trying to hold Botan so she couldn't run away when he yelled for them to come in.
"What do you want." Said Hiei in his usually harsh voice.
"Well I have heard."
Botan was trembling by this time which was noticed by Hiei who gave her a cold stare.
I think I'm going to faint!!
"That you have broken the rules of the spirit world by killing a human." Koenma said quite calmly for having a very dangerous murderer standing in front of him.
"WHAT!!!! WHO TOLD YOU-- BOTAN!!! YOU WILL SUFFER THE BLACK DRAGON!!!!!!!!" Hiei screamed in rage, his jagan eye glowing and his body preparing for his attack.
"Please don't kill me.I didn't mean to!" Botan said while bringing her knees to her chest and her hands over her head hiding under her chair.
"Don't worry I will!"
"NO YOU WON'T!!! You are to have the same punishment as Botan since you both interfered with human lives."Koenma said.
"You mean our little deity killed someone?" Hiei asked, his words dripping with sarcasm and disbelief.
"No, unlike you she tried to save one and she came out successful. So, you will get the same punishment as my father gave her."
"Hn."
"You are banished to Nigenkai forever."
"WHAT!!!" Hiei was so surprised it was actually kinda funny seeing Hiei surprised since he hardly ever shows emotions.
"You heard what I said. Oh, and did I forget to mention your powers will be taken away too?"
"You son of a Namek!" Hiei said so quietly and so deadly that it could have made even the warmest of hearts turn cold.
"Ssssoooooo when are you going to take our powers away and send us to Nigenkai for the rest of our lives." Said Botan so solemnly that Koenma wished he could rule over his father and make everyone forget that it ever happened.
"Father said as soon as possible so I guess right now. George, go get Botan's things for her." Said Koenma to George's retreating form.
George only nodded in response and walked off while a angered beyond belief Hiei stood by the door.
"Don't even try it Hiei, you can't get out."
"Hn."
"Ok, you two come here."
Hiei gave Koenma a go-ahead-make-me look while Botan quietly shuffled to Koenma and a bright blue orb he held with great care.
"Place your hand on the orb Botan."
Just as Koenma told her she did. Her oar slowly faded away and her powers drained just as slowly. When she was finished she left the room crying.
"Hiei, your turn."
"Hn. Do you think I'll actually listen to a teenager who keeps a pacifier in his mouth 24/7?"
"Yes, and it's not 24/7, it's more like 23/7."
"I guess you actually eat with that thing in your mouth since your either talking or eating all day." Said Hiei with a smirk.
"Why I."
"Hn. See you." said Hiei as he walked off.
"Hiei, even though you may be able to get through the barrier now, that doesn't mean that you won't be punished. I can make you allergic to sweet snow before you can say 'Hn' again." Said Koenma with a devilish smile crossing his face.
At this Hiei turned around and made his way to the orb.
"Hurry up baka and get it over with." Hiei said grimacing at the thought of not being able to read others thoughts with the jagan eye anymore, and many more things.
In the instant Hiei placed his hand on the orb, he felt his youkai senses weakening. He felt as if he couldn't hear, smell, or see correctly. He felt his balance being affected.
Great! Now I'm going to be like Ms. Ditzy Deity! Hiei thought.
Hiei turned and walked off thinking about how badly he was going to hurt Botan when he got near her. Until-
BANG!!!!!!!!!!
"Crud!" Hiei had fallen flat on his face right in front of-
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA oh look at the oh mighty and graceful Hiei!" Botan exclaimed when she saw Hiei fall flat on his face.
"Shut up you baka nigen!"
"May I remind you that you happen to be one too?"
"Hn. You seem happy."
"I am cause I just found out that we're going to school with the guys."
"Whata bout Kurama?"
"Oh, he decided to transfer since he found out about our punishment."
"Well we would've never had a punishment to begin with!"
"Well at least I tried to save one!"
"Weakling! Can't you see you let your emotions control you!?! A strong person never shows emotion."
"Hey! Don't Yell At ME! YOU BROUGHT THIS UPON YOURSELF!!!!!!!!" Botan practically screamed her head off at the half koorime (did I spell that right?).
Hiei was about to retaliate when-
"Shut up! I'm going to have to send you guys to Nigenkai quickly.Dad's home, and you know how he gets when I don't follow orders.Botan here's a communication devise. I would give Hiei one but I know he wouldn't use it or he might even destroy it. I gave you guys grace, you still have your spirit energy and you two are offically on the Reikai Tantei." Koenma said quickly.
"KOENMA!!!!!" Enma's voice rang throughout the palace.
"GO!" Koenma said while pushing the two through a portal that had magicaly appeared in front of them.
Bye Reikai, I'll miss you. Botan thought as a silent tear ran down her face.
Owari!
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A/N: Hey you guys, like it? Please review, this is my first Fanfic and I really want to know if you guys like it. This will get more humorous when the whole gang comes in. And about cursing and all.well I can't seem to bring myself to do it even though it is YYH I'll use substitutions like that son of a namek thing cause I just don't curse purposely. I forgot to dedicate this fanfic so .this fanfic is dedicated to all my friends especially Charlie (you're the best, girl!) and Kayla, and to my family.
REVIEW.PLEASE.OR at least give me an opinion.Should this be a Kurama/Botan, Hiei/Botan or???/Botan. Oh and you can give me events you want to see happen. I love any type of review well except for flames but I can deal. So Please R&R.
Taru: Aoshi please tell them to review.
Aoshi: ...
Riku: I will!!!
Taru: Back off I've got a paperclip and I KNOW HOW TO USE IT!!!
Goku: Um.do you come with a manual or somethin cause your confusing me!
Riku: Don't talk about my Taru like that!
Taru: SHUT-UP!!!!!
Riku: Why???
*Riku fangirls come running after him*
Taru: That's why!
Sango: Please Review please please please!!!!!! Maybe she can get to the Inuyasha fanfic and make Miroku leave me alone!!!!
Miroku: Hey Sango! *evil grin*
Sango: RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Miroku: AWWWWWW!!! Hurry up and get to my fic Taru!!!
Taru: Patience is a virtue., which you don't have. Neway ja ne! Please R&R!
Thanks for reviewing.I was hoping to get more reviews, but hey, it's my first fic what do I expect? Just to let you know.I have like close to ten fics being planned the summaries are on paper but I won't go any further till I have this story finished. Another thing, I am trying to really get this one updated at least every other day.but.the school factor just had to kick in. So if I don't update for a few days.that most likely means that my teachers loaded me with homework and tests. Anyway, here I go!
DB: She does not own Yu Yu Hakusho, but you can still sue if ya want!
Taru: HOLD ON!!!!!!! If I do my job right you should have to do your job right too!
DB: I did
Taru: You did not
DB: Did too
Taru: DID NOT!
DB: DID TOO!
Kenshin: Maa Maa, calm down!
*DB and Taru glare daggers at Kenshin*
Kenshin: Oro?!?
Taru: Sorry Kenshin, I might not be able to get to my Rurouni Kenshin fic if this little pain in the butt doesn't shut up!
*Kenshin goes into Battousai mode*
Battousai: DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DB: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Taru: Now that's he's occupied.I don't own Rurouni Kenshin or Yu Yu Hakusho
DB: HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Battousai: Come here you little brat!!!!
And the chase goes on...
BOTAN!!!! YOU'RE DEAD!!!!!!!! By: Taru-chan
.¸¸.·´¨».¸¸.·´¨».¸¸.·´¨».¸¸.·´¨».¸¸.·´¨»
"I SAID.." Botan was clearly angry now, "THAT HIEI DIDN'T GET ANY PUNISHMENT WHEN HE KILLED A HUMAN for looking at Yukina weirdly!!!" Botan practically screamed her head off at Koenma until she finally realized.
"Oh, I'm not gonna make it to tomorrow am I?" She said in quite voice too scared to even think of what Hiei and his black dragon thingy could do to her.
"You just might.," said Koenma with a sly smile on his face.
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"GEORGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed the baby-sized king to Botan's surprise.
"Yes, Koenma sir," George said in his slightly surprise voice since the big- mouth toddler's out burst had taken him aback as well.
"Send Ayame to get Hiei for me A.S.A.P. !!!!"
"But sir, she's on vacation."
"Well bring her back!!!"
"Sir you took her communications device away!"
"DARNIT!!!! Well I can't send Botan-don't ask- so I guess you'll have to go get him."
"Koenma sir I can't go down to Nigenkai I'll stick out, I'M BLUE!!!!!"
"Yeah, yeah always a problem with you blue people have you tried any Zoloft lately?"
George = O_o
"What's that?"
"Never mind, just wear a mask and a cloak. Now GO!!!"
George bowed and mumbled a yes sir and was off.
"Don't you think Hiei will think somethin's kinda fishy?" Botan asked.
"That's why he'll come."
"Yeah come to kill me!!!!!"
"Botan calm down!!!!! He's not going to kill you."Koenma said trying to be comforting but not really succeeding. So he decided to tell Botan his plan.
Okay where did Koenma say that that little demon hid during the day. George thought to himself. Was it in the park?
"What do you want George?!?" a cold sneering voice came out the tree that he was standing right under.
Guess so.
"Ano.Koenma-sama sent me here to get you.he said he needed to talk to you."
"Why didn't he send the ferry onna?"
"Uh.ano.well.She's sick." George mentally patted himself on the back due to what he thought was a great excuse.
"Hn." Said Hiei while jumping out of the tree and landing on the ground as light as a feather.
Thinking that was Hiei's way of saying lead the way, George turned around and started off to Reikai.
Why didn't the onna come? What a lame excuse.sick, yeah sick my butt! Hiei thought silently as the blue thing lead the way.
"Koenma sir, he's here!" called George from behind the door of his office.
Koenma was in his teenage form (FINALLY!) trying to hold Botan so she couldn't run away when he yelled for them to come in.
"What do you want." Said Hiei in his usually harsh voice.
"Well I have heard."
Botan was trembling by this time which was noticed by Hiei who gave her a cold stare.
I think I'm going to faint!!
"That you have broken the rules of the spirit world by killing a human." Koenma said quite calmly for having a very dangerous murderer standing in front of him.
"WHAT!!!! WHO TOLD YOU-- BOTAN!!! YOU WILL SUFFER THE BLACK DRAGON!!!!!!!!" Hiei screamed in rage, his jagan eye glowing and his body preparing for his attack.
"Please don't kill me.I didn't mean to!" Botan said while bringing her knees to her chest and her hands over her head hiding under her chair.
"Don't worry I will!"
"NO YOU WON'T!!! You are to have the same punishment as Botan since you both interfered with human lives."Koenma said.
"You mean our little deity killed someone?" Hiei asked, his words dripping with sarcasm and disbelief.
"No, unlike you she tried to save one and she came out successful. So, you will get the same punishment as my father gave her."
"Hn."
"You are banished to Nigenkai forever."
"WHAT!!!" Hiei was so surprised it was actually kinda funny seeing Hiei surprised since he hardly ever shows emotions.
"You heard what I said. Oh, and did I forget to mention your powers will be taken away too?"
"You son of a Namek!" Hiei said so quietly and so deadly that it could have made even the warmest of hearts turn cold.
"Ssssoooooo when are you going to take our powers away and send us to Nigenkai for the rest of our lives." Said Botan so solemnly that Koenma wished he could rule over his father and make everyone forget that it ever happened.
"Father said as soon as possible so I guess right now. George, go get Botan's things for her." Said Koenma to George's retreating form.
George only nodded in response and walked off while a angered beyond belief Hiei stood by the door.
"Don't even try it Hiei, you can't get out."
"Hn."
"Ok, you two come here."
Hiei gave Koenma a go-ahead-make-me look while Botan quietly shuffled to Koenma and a bright blue orb he held with great care.
"Place your hand on the orb Botan."
Just as Koenma told her she did. Her oar slowly faded away and her powers drained just as slowly. When she was finished she left the room crying.
"Hiei, your turn."
"Hn. Do you think I'll actually listen to a teenager who keeps a pacifier in his mouth 24/7?"
"Yes, and it's not 24/7, it's more like 23/7."
"I guess you actually eat with that thing in your mouth since your either talking or eating all day." Said Hiei with a smirk.
"Why I."
"Hn. See you." said Hiei as he walked off.
"Hiei, even though you may be able to get through the barrier now, that doesn't mean that you won't be punished. I can make you allergic to sweet snow before you can say 'Hn' again." Said Koenma with a devilish smile crossing his face.
At this Hiei turned around and made his way to the orb.
"Hurry up baka and get it over with." Hiei said grimacing at the thought of not being able to read others thoughts with the jagan eye anymore, and many more things.
In the instant Hiei placed his hand on the orb, he felt his youkai senses weakening. He felt as if he couldn't hear, smell, or see correctly. He felt his balance being affected.
Great! Now I'm going to be like Ms. Ditzy Deity! Hiei thought.
Hiei turned and walked off thinking about how badly he was going to hurt Botan when he got near her. Until-
BANG!!!!!!!!!!
"Crud!" Hiei had fallen flat on his face right in front of-
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA oh look at the oh mighty and graceful Hiei!" Botan exclaimed when she saw Hiei fall flat on his face.
"Shut up you baka nigen!"
"May I remind you that you happen to be one too?"
"Hn. You seem happy."
"I am cause I just found out that we're going to school with the guys."
"Whata bout Kurama?"
"Oh, he decided to transfer since he found out about our punishment."
"Well we would've never had a punishment to begin with!"
"Well at least I tried to save one!"
"Weakling! Can't you see you let your emotions control you!?! A strong person never shows emotion."
"Hey! Don't Yell At ME! YOU BROUGHT THIS UPON YOURSELF!!!!!!!!" Botan practically screamed her head off at the half koorime (did I spell that right?).
Hiei was about to retaliate when-
"Shut up! I'm going to have to send you guys to Nigenkai quickly.Dad's home, and you know how he gets when I don't follow orders.Botan here's a communication devise. I would give Hiei one but I know he wouldn't use it or he might even destroy it. I gave you guys grace, you still have your spirit energy and you two are offically on the Reikai Tantei." Koenma said quickly.
"KOENMA!!!!!" Enma's voice rang throughout the palace.
"GO!" Koenma said while pushing the two through a portal that had magicaly appeared in front of them.
Bye Reikai, I'll miss you. Botan thought as a silent tear ran down her face.
Owari!
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A/N: Hey you guys, like it? Please review, this is my first Fanfic and I really want to know if you guys like it. This will get more humorous when the whole gang comes in. And about cursing and all.well I can't seem to bring myself to do it even though it is YYH I'll use substitutions like that son of a namek thing cause I just don't curse purposely. I forgot to dedicate this fanfic so .this fanfic is dedicated to all my friends especially Charlie (you're the best, girl!) and Kayla, and to my family.
REVIEW.PLEASE.OR at least give me an opinion.Should this be a Kurama/Botan, Hiei/Botan or???/Botan. Oh and you can give me events you want to see happen. I love any type of review well except for flames but I can deal. So Please R&R.
Taru: Aoshi please tell them to review.
Aoshi: ...
Riku: I will!!!
Taru: Back off I've got a paperclip and I KNOW HOW TO USE IT!!!
Goku: Um.do you come with a manual or somethin cause your confusing me!
Riku: Don't talk about my Taru like that!
Taru: SHUT-UP!!!!!
Riku: Why???
*Riku fangirls come running after him*
Taru: That's why!
Sango: Please Review please please please!!!!!! Maybe she can get to the Inuyasha fanfic and make Miroku leave me alone!!!!
Miroku: Hey Sango! *evil grin*
Sango: RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Miroku: AWWWWWW!!! Hurry up and get to my fic Taru!!!
Taru: Patience is a virtue., which you don't have. Neway ja ne! Please R&R!