Heyhey, a disclaimer: I don't own anything that appears in this story. At
least I don't think so.
Kudos:
MortalSora: Well, I'm trying to make it unique, but we're just gonna have to wait and see. And yes, those banana bombs are mo'fo. Especially if you been in the weapon editor.
Popeland: Well, you can look in the kitchen, because that's were he's hiding. Then you can get your door back.
sylvanon the wolf gurl: Thanks, I'm sure it will come in handy.
Dark Sephy: Yep, so far that is how it's supposed to go. Then again, I only got to see the shining twice or so, before my dumbass dad deleted it.
Random Reader: I'll update as soon as I got the requested amount of reviews. And yes, I do try to keep them in character.
A/N: Well, people, I hope you like this chapter.
Murray: I can scare everybody. Fear me, mortal, for I will be your doom.
Darth Vader: I don't think so, bonehead.
Murray: Shut up. Words can hurt, you know.
Concept: Wow, oddness. My author's notes are really stupid. Oh well. Enjoy.
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After Nupraptor and Vampire Raziel has finished talking, some servant helps the family with their luggage. When they are done, they all walk out in the lobby.
Kain: Anything else I need to know?
Malek: Not really. Iamafterallhopingthatyouwillgetkilledduringwinter.
Kain: What?
Malek: You know all you need to know. Have a nice winter. (muttering) In hell. Hehe.
SRRaz (to vampire Raziel): Did the gartner "have fun" with ya?
Vraz: No, he was just talking to me. Now, F-ck off, dumbass.
Turel: Would you believe this place has over a thousand rooms?
Dumah: Really? And they haven't skipped any numbers?
Turel: Nadaz.
Dumah: Cool. Let's visit room 666 then.
Vraz: What do you know about that?
Turel: Superhearing. We are vampires after all.
All of a sudden all the vampires are outside. They are saying goodbye to the working people who are leaving. They are then going inside again.
Kain: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeee's Kainy.
Umah: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeee's Umy.
SRRaz: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeee's Razzy.
Vraz: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeee's Razzy.
Turel: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeee's Tury.
Dumah: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeee's Dumy.
Rahab: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeee's Rahaby.
Dumah: Here's Rahaby?
Rahab: F-ck off.
Zephon: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeee's Zephy. (not in any way related to Sephiroth, who the author don't know anything about)
Melchiah: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeee's Melly.
Dumah: Smelly more like it.
Melchiah: Hey, don't be mean.
Magnus: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeee's MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT.
Umah: Yes, in the kitchen.
Magnus: GIVE ME MEAT, GIVE ME FOOD, I'LL NEVER BE GONE FOR GOOD.
Kain: What?
Turel: He's ripping off "Fuel".
Ariel: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeee's Airy.
Mortanius: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeee's Morty.
Moebius: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeee's Moby.
Sebastian: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeee's Sebby.
Faustus: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeee's Fausty.
Marcus: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeee's Marcy.
Kain: Hehe, your name is Marcy.
Marcus: No, I was going along with the crowd.
Concept: Herd conformity!
Kain: Concept, no one is going to understand that- ahem- "joke". (insert snort and sarcastic nodding here)
Corey: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeee's Corey.
Kain: What the hell are you doing here?
Corey: Oh, sorry. Clatuu Verata Nictuu. (dissappears)
Kain: 0_o okay. Are everybody here?
All (minus Kain): Yep.
Kain: Wow, synchronic. All right, everybody find a room.
Dumah/Turel: Dibs on room 666.
Moebius: I'm older than you. Besides, I heard that my replica is living in there. (Runs off)
Kain: Kids, I forbide you to enter room 666.
Dumah/Turel: O_0 All right. We won't enter it.
Vorador: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeee's Vorry.
Janos: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeee's Janny.
Vorador: Janny?
Janos: *shrugs*
Everybody goes off to their respective rooms. In Zephon and Melchiah's room.
Zephon: Well, what are we gonna do now?
Melchiah: I brought all the episodes of Dragon ball z. Wanna watch it?
Zephon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Melchiah: Oh come on, it's not so bad.
Zephon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
In Kain and Umah's room.
Kain: That kid has better stop screaming if he don't want to take a swim in the sewers.
Umah: Kain, why are you so mean to our kids?
Kain: Tough luck. No, tough love. Yeah, that's the word.
Umah (skeptic): Really?
Kain: Yeah. Now, how about you and me git da freak on, baybey.
Umah: Kain, if you want me to do something, you are gonna stop using that black steretypic talking.
Kain: Sorry honey.
Okay, this situation is getting a little tense. Magnus and Rahab's room.
Magnus: ARE YOU A FISH? COULD I EAT YOU LEG?
Rahab: NO! Gee, why does my assdad do this to me? I thought he would be proud of my knowledge. But nooo cookie.
Magnus: KILL 'EM ALL!
Rahab: I can tell Concept is listening to Metallica again.
Magnus: I HAVE BEEN ON A LOAD OF JUSTICE FOR ALL, WHILE I CREATED A COMPANY THAT WAS CALLED GARACE INC. WHERE WE WORSHIPPED SAINT ANGER AND TALKED ABOUT S & M, BUT WHEN I WANTED TO RIDE THE LIGHTENING I FOUND OUT I COULD NOT RELODAD MY BLACK GUN THOUGH I WANTED TO SHOOT THE MASTER OF PUPPETS.
Rahab: He really needs to stop doing that. It's horrible.
In Vampire and soul reaver Raziel's room.
SRRaz: Why can't they just shut up in there? It's really annoying, especially all those stupid references to Metallica. When is Concept gonna learn that it stinks?
Vraz: Never, likely.
SRRaz: Uhh, yeah. I mean, it's not even funny. It just plain stinks.
Dumah/Turel'r room.
Dumah: Wanna prank the others?
Turel: How?
Dumah: We could blow up the refrigerator.
Turel: That sure took Concept a lot of time to think of.
Dumah: Yeah, well you know Concept: Dumb as a door and twice as stupid.
Turel: Well, you don't appear to be the sharpest knife in the drawer.
In the lobby. A chandelier comes crashing down.
Sebastian: That was bleeding funny.
Faustus (in stereotypical english accent): 'Ats bloody true, mate.
Marcus: I don't like that punk kid of Kain's. He is capable of the Dimming, too.
Sebastian: Don't you mean the shining?
Faustus: Quiet, mate. Are you trying to get us sued?
Mortanius and Ariel's room.
Mortanius: Checkmate.
Ariel: I want a rematch.
Mortanius: That's the tenth time in a row. Let's play russian roulette instead.
The gun goes off against Ariel.
Ariel: I DECLARE A REMATCH.
Mortanius: You just shot yourself. How can you request a rematch?
Ariel: By being dead already. All right, I'll take you up on a bet. We take a rematch. If you shoot yourself, you will give me my legs back and restore my face.
Mortanius: And if you lose?
Ariel: What about if I lose?
Mortanius: What are you gonna give me? A skullf-
Ariel: Finish that sentence and I will destroy you utterly. No, you can get a date with this goth girl I know. If you win, you'll get her number. She's a big fan of you.
Mortanius: Okay, sounds fair. (he shoots and the gun goes off.) Okay, I'll restore you to your former looks.
Ariel: Can you give me some better clothing than these rags?
Morty: Sure. Hey, why the hell have Concept stopped calling me Mortanius?
Concept: Morty is shorter.
Morty: Grr. Well Ariel, here we go (transform Ariel)
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Hmm, I think it takes a long time to write 7 to 8 pages. Perhaps I shouldn't write it in one go. Oh well.
Again, 5 reviews.
Kudos:
MortalSora: Well, I'm trying to make it unique, but we're just gonna have to wait and see. And yes, those banana bombs are mo'fo. Especially if you been in the weapon editor.
Popeland: Well, you can look in the kitchen, because that's were he's hiding. Then you can get your door back.
sylvanon the wolf gurl: Thanks, I'm sure it will come in handy.
Dark Sephy: Yep, so far that is how it's supposed to go. Then again, I only got to see the shining twice or so, before my dumbass dad deleted it.
Random Reader: I'll update as soon as I got the requested amount of reviews. And yes, I do try to keep them in character.
A/N: Well, people, I hope you like this chapter.
Murray: I can scare everybody. Fear me, mortal, for I will be your doom.
Darth Vader: I don't think so, bonehead.
Murray: Shut up. Words can hurt, you know.
Concept: Wow, oddness. My author's notes are really stupid. Oh well. Enjoy.
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After Nupraptor and Vampire Raziel has finished talking, some servant helps the family with their luggage. When they are done, they all walk out in the lobby.
Kain: Anything else I need to know?
Malek: Not really. Iamafterallhopingthatyouwillgetkilledduringwinter.
Kain: What?
Malek: You know all you need to know. Have a nice winter. (muttering) In hell. Hehe.
SRRaz (to vampire Raziel): Did the gartner "have fun" with ya?
Vraz: No, he was just talking to me. Now, F-ck off, dumbass.
Turel: Would you believe this place has over a thousand rooms?
Dumah: Really? And they haven't skipped any numbers?
Turel: Nadaz.
Dumah: Cool. Let's visit room 666 then.
Vraz: What do you know about that?
Turel: Superhearing. We are vampires after all.
All of a sudden all the vampires are outside. They are saying goodbye to the working people who are leaving. They are then going inside again.
Kain: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeee's Kainy.
Umah: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeee's Umy.
SRRaz: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeee's Razzy.
Vraz: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeee's Razzy.
Turel: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeee's Tury.
Dumah: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeee's Dumy.
Rahab: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeee's Rahaby.
Dumah: Here's Rahaby?
Rahab: F-ck off.
Zephon: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeee's Zephy. (not in any way related to Sephiroth, who the author don't know anything about)
Melchiah: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeee's Melly.
Dumah: Smelly more like it.
Melchiah: Hey, don't be mean.
Magnus: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeee's MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT.
Umah: Yes, in the kitchen.
Magnus: GIVE ME MEAT, GIVE ME FOOD, I'LL NEVER BE GONE FOR GOOD.
Kain: What?
Turel: He's ripping off "Fuel".
Ariel: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeee's Airy.
Mortanius: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeee's Morty.
Moebius: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeee's Moby.
Sebastian: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeee's Sebby.
Faustus: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeee's Fausty.
Marcus: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeee's Marcy.
Kain: Hehe, your name is Marcy.
Marcus: No, I was going along with the crowd.
Concept: Herd conformity!
Kain: Concept, no one is going to understand that- ahem- "joke". (insert snort and sarcastic nodding here)
Corey: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeee's Corey.
Kain: What the hell are you doing here?
Corey: Oh, sorry. Clatuu Verata Nictuu. (dissappears)
Kain: 0_o okay. Are everybody here?
All (minus Kain): Yep.
Kain: Wow, synchronic. All right, everybody find a room.
Dumah/Turel: Dibs on room 666.
Moebius: I'm older than you. Besides, I heard that my replica is living in there. (Runs off)
Kain: Kids, I forbide you to enter room 666.
Dumah/Turel: O_0 All right. We won't enter it.
Vorador: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeee's Vorry.
Janos: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeee's Janny.
Vorador: Janny?
Janos: *shrugs*
Everybody goes off to their respective rooms. In Zephon and Melchiah's room.
Zephon: Well, what are we gonna do now?
Melchiah: I brought all the episodes of Dragon ball z. Wanna watch it?
Zephon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Melchiah: Oh come on, it's not so bad.
Zephon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
In Kain and Umah's room.
Kain: That kid has better stop screaming if he don't want to take a swim in the sewers.
Umah: Kain, why are you so mean to our kids?
Kain: Tough luck. No, tough love. Yeah, that's the word.
Umah (skeptic): Really?
Kain: Yeah. Now, how about you and me git da freak on, baybey.
Umah: Kain, if you want me to do something, you are gonna stop using that black steretypic talking.
Kain: Sorry honey.
Okay, this situation is getting a little tense. Magnus and Rahab's room.
Magnus: ARE YOU A FISH? COULD I EAT YOU LEG?
Rahab: NO! Gee, why does my assdad do this to me? I thought he would be proud of my knowledge. But nooo cookie.
Magnus: KILL 'EM ALL!
Rahab: I can tell Concept is listening to Metallica again.
Magnus: I HAVE BEEN ON A LOAD OF JUSTICE FOR ALL, WHILE I CREATED A COMPANY THAT WAS CALLED GARACE INC. WHERE WE WORSHIPPED SAINT ANGER AND TALKED ABOUT S & M, BUT WHEN I WANTED TO RIDE THE LIGHTENING I FOUND OUT I COULD NOT RELODAD MY BLACK GUN THOUGH I WANTED TO SHOOT THE MASTER OF PUPPETS.
Rahab: He really needs to stop doing that. It's horrible.
In Vampire and soul reaver Raziel's room.
SRRaz: Why can't they just shut up in there? It's really annoying, especially all those stupid references to Metallica. When is Concept gonna learn that it stinks?
Vraz: Never, likely.
SRRaz: Uhh, yeah. I mean, it's not even funny. It just plain stinks.
Dumah/Turel'r room.
Dumah: Wanna prank the others?
Turel: How?
Dumah: We could blow up the refrigerator.
Turel: That sure took Concept a lot of time to think of.
Dumah: Yeah, well you know Concept: Dumb as a door and twice as stupid.
Turel: Well, you don't appear to be the sharpest knife in the drawer.
In the lobby. A chandelier comes crashing down.
Sebastian: That was bleeding funny.
Faustus (in stereotypical english accent): 'Ats bloody true, mate.
Marcus: I don't like that punk kid of Kain's. He is capable of the Dimming, too.
Sebastian: Don't you mean the shining?
Faustus: Quiet, mate. Are you trying to get us sued?
Mortanius and Ariel's room.
Mortanius: Checkmate.
Ariel: I want a rematch.
Mortanius: That's the tenth time in a row. Let's play russian roulette instead.
The gun goes off against Ariel.
Ariel: I DECLARE A REMATCH.
Mortanius: You just shot yourself. How can you request a rematch?
Ariel: By being dead already. All right, I'll take you up on a bet. We take a rematch. If you shoot yourself, you will give me my legs back and restore my face.
Mortanius: And if you lose?
Ariel: What about if I lose?
Mortanius: What are you gonna give me? A skullf-
Ariel: Finish that sentence and I will destroy you utterly. No, you can get a date with this goth girl I know. If you win, you'll get her number. She's a big fan of you.
Mortanius: Okay, sounds fair. (he shoots and the gun goes off.) Okay, I'll restore you to your former looks.
Ariel: Can you give me some better clothing than these rags?
Morty: Sure. Hey, why the hell have Concept stopped calling me Mortanius?
Concept: Morty is shorter.
Morty: Grr. Well Ariel, here we go (transform Ariel)
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Hmm, I think it takes a long time to write 7 to 8 pages. Perhaps I shouldn't write it in one go. Oh well.
Again, 5 reviews.