Disclaimer: You all know the words, now sing along: concept own nothing
that appears in this story. And no, his name is not Lorry. (stupid sung, I
suck at rhyming.)
Kudos:
Wow, 6 reviews.
MortalSora: Yeah, well that was sorta the point. And yes, Magnus is the funniest character ever. Maybe not in this story, but that's just cause I'm stupid.
MikotoTribal: For a minute I thought you were flaming me. Then I read the rest of your review and thought otherwise. Have you noticed how my stories have spiraled from pretty decent into a hopeless abyss of perverted jokes? And if I was gonna get banned, I probably would be by now.
Dark-Sephy: Haven't you ever seen someone make fun of Cockney english people? That was how it was supposed to be.
Kaya De Crystalline: Glad you liked it. Heheh, shining-ness.
sylvanon the wolf gurl: Would you like an update?
OrpheumZero: What's apparations? Quote: why not have Kain try several rooms before he finds the right one? End Quote. Damn, you figured out what I was gonna do. Bad Orpheum, bad. No food for a week. No, that's cruel. Thanks for the ideas, by the way.
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Kain: Oh, come on, Umah. You just have to.
Umah: I'll be damned if I'm gonna wear those Mickey Mouse ears. There is just no way in hell, that's gonna happen. You sleep on the couch tonight.
Kain: Oh, come on, the lobby's creepy by night.
Umah: Should have thought of that before you went on about those Mickey Mouse ears.
Kain: But.
Umah: Butt? You bleeding pervert! Get down there.
Kain: But.
Umah: NOW!!
Kain: Make me.
So anyway, once Kain got rid of his wheel chair, he was ready to move around on his legs again.
Kain: I'll get you for that, Umah.
Vorador: You're gonna hurt your wife? No way in hell am I going to allow that.
Vorador jumps at Kain and starts pummeling him. Kain retaliates by kicking Vorador in his kidney. Vorador kicks Kain hard in the gut and sends him flying into a wall. He then pulls an "Agent Smith" on Kain (Several punches, very fast). Kain headbutts Vorador into the other end of the room and pulls an "Agent Smith" on him. Vorador spins around with a circle kick. Kain roundhouses him (and for some strange reason I have chosed to include it even though I don't know what it is). Vorador berserks Kain. Kain immolates Vorador. After Vorador recovered, he jumps up in the air and kicks Kain. Kain gives Vorador an uppercut, sending him up in a chandelier.
Ariel (to Raziel): What are they doing?
SRRaziel: Oh, they are just having a fight over weather Kain gets to beat up Umah. (looks at Ariel and gasps)
Ariel is truely beautiful. Her face is symmetric, she has nicely shaped . eerr eyes. Her legs are . leggy. (?) Okay. Well, let's just say Raziel is a happy smurf.
Ariel: What are you looking at?
SRRaziel: You're even prettier than before.
Ariel: So I was ugly before?
SRRaziel: Nono. Though I thought it was impossible, you have become even more beautiful. Thy beauty is astounding, my lady.
Ariel: Too late. Time for another trip to "The Box".
SRRaziel: No, not the box. Not the box. NOT THE BOX.
Ariel: Too late.
SRRaziel: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
VRaziel: I'm not looking forward to being him.
Dumah: Don't date Ariel, then.
Vorador: I wonder if she's substantial now.
Turel: Hey, he's being perverted again.
Dumah knocks Vorador hard in the crotch.
Moebius walks in. He's having a bottle with a white substance in it.
Moebius: Got milk?
Even Vorador runs off to puke. Okay, that scene is just wrong. 5000000000 black demons will ow pound the everliving snot out of Moebius.
Morty: Moeby, if you ever do that again, I will summon every creature that can scare the shit out of you to do said job.
Moebius: Actually, it's not mine. It's my replica.
Kain: See, kids, I told you not to enter room 666.
Dumah: Thank you dad.
Turel: We are forever grateful.
They're not even being sarcastic.
Moebius: Oh, but they're welcome.
Kain: All right, that's it. You're going into the fire place.
Moebius is shoved into the fireplace.
Kain: Burn, baby, burn. Oh damn, I just called Mo-butt baby.
Zephon: Just for that, I'm gonna make ya burn. (shoves Kain into the fireplace)
Kain: IT BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RNS!
VRaz: Like a mother?
Kain: yeah, like a . hey, no ripping off Sephiroth-02-01!
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SRRaz: Somebody help me!
Magnus hears this.
Magnus: WHAT HAPPENED TO BLUE SMURF BOY WITH NO BALLS?
SRRaz: Hey, no pointing out facts.
Magnus: DON'T LIKE REALITY? YOU SUCK!
SRRAz: Well, are you gonna let me out?
Magnus: LETMETHINKNO!
SRRaz: Damn.
Magnus walks out. In walks Zephon.
Zephon: Need any help, brother? I could help you out. If you help me take over the world.
SRRaz: How am I supposed to help you out with that?
Zephon: Well, in that case I'll just help you. NOT! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! (walks out)
SRRaz: Coises. Foiled again.
Raziel hears some footsteps.
SRRaz: Three times is a charm.
Moebius: Well well well. If it isn't little mr. I'll-make-many-paradoxes- just-to-irritate-Moebius. You are in it now. Aren't you gonna tell me you're gonna do anything for me to let you out?
SRRaz: Not you. I think I know excactly what your wish is.
Moebius: I'll be gentle.
SRRaz: o_0 CONCEPT!
Concept: What?
SRRaz: Can't you do something about Moebius? He's being .
Concept: Well?
SRRaz: He's being himself again.
5000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000 black demons appears to pound on Moebius.
Moebius: Oh-uh, spaghettio.
Kain walks in instead.
Kain: What the hell are you doing in that cage, kiddo?
SRRaz: Ariel locked me up here.
Kain: You should end that relationship.
SRRaz: But she's so hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot!
Ariel: Why thank you Raziel. You can get out of the box now. But you are going inside, Kain.
Kain: There's no chance in hell I'll do that.
Ariel: In that case, let's fight.
Kain punches for Ariel's face, but she steps to the side, grabs his arm and throws him into the cage. He's ramming through it so fast he goes right through. He gets up from the rubble and kicks for her stomach. She jumps up (Matrix style) and kicks him sideways. He charges her, but she evades. He jumps for her again and goes flying over her. She kicks upwards just as his crotch is above her legs. Kain slumps to the ground, twitches a little, then slowly gets back up. He tries to flay her, but she runs out of the way of it and blasts it into oblivion. And yes, I am ripping off DBZ again. Even though I should stop it.
Kain: Well, in that case, Ka-me-ha-me-ha.
Ariel: Final Flash.
SRRaz: Stop it, Concept.
Concept: There's no stopping the workings of a madman.
SRRaz: Stupidman more like it.
Concept: OI!
SRRaz: Sorry. (is hit by a stray blast) OUCHIES.
Kain: Sorry. Ka-me.
Ariel: Final.
Kain: Ha-me.
Ariel: Flash.
Kain: Ha!
The two blasts hit each other and blows up in a spectacular style. Thankfully, the hotel is not hurt at all.
Kain/Ariel: Why not?
They make me pay for all the damage you asses do.
Kain: I see.
Ariel: You cannot harm me. I am god-like.
Oh, shit. SHE'S GONE OMNIPOTENT. RUN FOR IT!
Kain then knocks her out.
Kain: That was easy enough.
VRaz: I predict a fight between Ariel and Concept.
SRRaz: A war of gods.
Umah: And goddesses.
Kain: Damnit, this is so stupid. Why can't Concept write good stories?
Vorador: You just insulted the author. That is the stupidest thing someone can do. You are so gonna get it.
Kain: Well, he can just bring it on.
Concept: Okay.
Kain: AAHH! Shit. I didn't mean it.
Concept: Too bad. BIG BANG ATTACK!
???: All right. That's enough DBZ references for today, Concept.
Concept: But I had to knock out Kain.
???: No more references for today.
Concept: Good thing I managed to knock him out before you got in here, Christina.
Kain: Christina? Isn't that the girl who wanted to rape ya in your previous humour (insert snort and so on) story?
Concept: Yep.
Christina pulls Concept away from his keyboard, so he can't type anymore.
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Well, guess what: 5 reviews. And constructive critiscism if somethings wrong.
Kudos:
Wow, 6 reviews.
MortalSora: Yeah, well that was sorta the point. And yes, Magnus is the funniest character ever. Maybe not in this story, but that's just cause I'm stupid.
MikotoTribal: For a minute I thought you were flaming me. Then I read the rest of your review and thought otherwise. Have you noticed how my stories have spiraled from pretty decent into a hopeless abyss of perverted jokes? And if I was gonna get banned, I probably would be by now.
Dark-Sephy: Haven't you ever seen someone make fun of Cockney english people? That was how it was supposed to be.
Kaya De Crystalline: Glad you liked it. Heheh, shining-ness.
sylvanon the wolf gurl: Would you like an update?
OrpheumZero: What's apparations? Quote: why not have Kain try several rooms before he finds the right one? End Quote. Damn, you figured out what I was gonna do. Bad Orpheum, bad. No food for a week. No, that's cruel. Thanks for the ideas, by the way.
Yay-ness, I updated again. Wow-ness. Read with caution. ********************************************************************
Kain: Oh, come on, Umah. You just have to.
Umah: I'll be damned if I'm gonna wear those Mickey Mouse ears. There is just no way in hell, that's gonna happen. You sleep on the couch tonight.
Kain: Oh, come on, the lobby's creepy by night.
Umah: Should have thought of that before you went on about those Mickey Mouse ears.
Kain: But.
Umah: Butt? You bleeding pervert! Get down there.
Kain: But.
Umah: NOW!!
Kain: Make me.
So anyway, once Kain got rid of his wheel chair, he was ready to move around on his legs again.
Kain: I'll get you for that, Umah.
Vorador: You're gonna hurt your wife? No way in hell am I going to allow that.
Vorador jumps at Kain and starts pummeling him. Kain retaliates by kicking Vorador in his kidney. Vorador kicks Kain hard in the gut and sends him flying into a wall. He then pulls an "Agent Smith" on Kain (Several punches, very fast). Kain headbutts Vorador into the other end of the room and pulls an "Agent Smith" on him. Vorador spins around with a circle kick. Kain roundhouses him (and for some strange reason I have chosed to include it even though I don't know what it is). Vorador berserks Kain. Kain immolates Vorador. After Vorador recovered, he jumps up in the air and kicks Kain. Kain gives Vorador an uppercut, sending him up in a chandelier.
Ariel (to Raziel): What are they doing?
SRRaziel: Oh, they are just having a fight over weather Kain gets to beat up Umah. (looks at Ariel and gasps)
Ariel is truely beautiful. Her face is symmetric, she has nicely shaped . eerr eyes. Her legs are . leggy. (?) Okay. Well, let's just say Raziel is a happy smurf.
Ariel: What are you looking at?
SRRaziel: You're even prettier than before.
Ariel: So I was ugly before?
SRRaziel: Nono. Though I thought it was impossible, you have become even more beautiful. Thy beauty is astounding, my lady.
Ariel: Too late. Time for another trip to "The Box".
SRRaziel: No, not the box. Not the box. NOT THE BOX.
Ariel: Too late.
SRRaziel: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
VRaziel: I'm not looking forward to being him.
Dumah: Don't date Ariel, then.
Vorador: I wonder if she's substantial now.
Turel: Hey, he's being perverted again.
Dumah knocks Vorador hard in the crotch.
Moebius walks in. He's having a bottle with a white substance in it.
Moebius: Got milk?
Even Vorador runs off to puke. Okay, that scene is just wrong. 5000000000 black demons will ow pound the everliving snot out of Moebius.
Morty: Moeby, if you ever do that again, I will summon every creature that can scare the shit out of you to do said job.
Moebius: Actually, it's not mine. It's my replica.
Kain: See, kids, I told you not to enter room 666.
Dumah: Thank you dad.
Turel: We are forever grateful.
They're not even being sarcastic.
Moebius: Oh, but they're welcome.
Kain: All right, that's it. You're going into the fire place.
Moebius is shoved into the fireplace.
Kain: Burn, baby, burn. Oh damn, I just called Mo-butt baby.
Zephon: Just for that, I'm gonna make ya burn. (shoves Kain into the fireplace)
Kain: IT BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RNS!
VRaz: Like a mother?
Kain: yeah, like a . hey, no ripping off Sephiroth-02-01!
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SRRaz: Somebody help me!
Magnus hears this.
Magnus: WHAT HAPPENED TO BLUE SMURF BOY WITH NO BALLS?
SRRaz: Hey, no pointing out facts.
Magnus: DON'T LIKE REALITY? YOU SUCK!
SRRAz: Well, are you gonna let me out?
Magnus: LETMETHINKNO!
SRRaz: Damn.
Magnus walks out. In walks Zephon.
Zephon: Need any help, brother? I could help you out. If you help me take over the world.
SRRaz: How am I supposed to help you out with that?
Zephon: Well, in that case I'll just help you. NOT! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! (walks out)
SRRaz: Coises. Foiled again.
Raziel hears some footsteps.
SRRaz: Three times is a charm.
Moebius: Well well well. If it isn't little mr. I'll-make-many-paradoxes- just-to-irritate-Moebius. You are in it now. Aren't you gonna tell me you're gonna do anything for me to let you out?
SRRaz: Not you. I think I know excactly what your wish is.
Moebius: I'll be gentle.
SRRaz: o_0 CONCEPT!
Concept: What?
SRRaz: Can't you do something about Moebius? He's being .
Concept: Well?
SRRaz: He's being himself again.
5000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000 black demons appears to pound on Moebius.
Moebius: Oh-uh, spaghettio.
Kain walks in instead.
Kain: What the hell are you doing in that cage, kiddo?
SRRaz: Ariel locked me up here.
Kain: You should end that relationship.
SRRaz: But she's so hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot!
Ariel: Why thank you Raziel. You can get out of the box now. But you are going inside, Kain.
Kain: There's no chance in hell I'll do that.
Ariel: In that case, let's fight.
Kain punches for Ariel's face, but she steps to the side, grabs his arm and throws him into the cage. He's ramming through it so fast he goes right through. He gets up from the rubble and kicks for her stomach. She jumps up (Matrix style) and kicks him sideways. He charges her, but she evades. He jumps for her again and goes flying over her. She kicks upwards just as his crotch is above her legs. Kain slumps to the ground, twitches a little, then slowly gets back up. He tries to flay her, but she runs out of the way of it and blasts it into oblivion. And yes, I am ripping off DBZ again. Even though I should stop it.
Kain: Well, in that case, Ka-me-ha-me-ha.
Ariel: Final Flash.
SRRaz: Stop it, Concept.
Concept: There's no stopping the workings of a madman.
SRRaz: Stupidman more like it.
Concept: OI!
SRRaz: Sorry. (is hit by a stray blast) OUCHIES.
Kain: Sorry. Ka-me.
Ariel: Final.
Kain: Ha-me.
Ariel: Flash.
Kain: Ha!
The two blasts hit each other and blows up in a spectacular style. Thankfully, the hotel is not hurt at all.
Kain/Ariel: Why not?
They make me pay for all the damage you asses do.
Kain: I see.
Ariel: You cannot harm me. I am god-like.
Oh, shit. SHE'S GONE OMNIPOTENT. RUN FOR IT!
Kain then knocks her out.
Kain: That was easy enough.
VRaz: I predict a fight between Ariel and Concept.
SRRaz: A war of gods.
Umah: And goddesses.
Kain: Damnit, this is so stupid. Why can't Concept write good stories?
Vorador: You just insulted the author. That is the stupidest thing someone can do. You are so gonna get it.
Kain: Well, he can just bring it on.
Concept: Okay.
Kain: AAHH! Shit. I didn't mean it.
Concept: Too bad. BIG BANG ATTACK!
???: All right. That's enough DBZ references for today, Concept.
Concept: But I had to knock out Kain.
???: No more references for today.
Concept: Good thing I managed to knock him out before you got in here, Christina.
Kain: Christina? Isn't that the girl who wanted to rape ya in your previous humour (insert snort and so on) story?
Concept: Yep.
Christina pulls Concept away from his keyboard, so he can't type anymore.
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Well, guess what: 5 reviews. And constructive critiscism if somethings wrong.