Basically
Summary- OK, this is my sencond fic I've ever actually posted besides "Home
Sweet Home", so we'll see what happens. It's a comedy\general thing from
Lindsay's view, the first part anyway, is from Lindsay's view. We'll see
what happens later on. It's basically describing the firm and D.A's work
and personal lives. Please send feedback... it's the best!
Thanks 2- We'll see, whoever r\r's!
Disclaimer- Why would D.E.K actually sue me? I'm not copying him or
anything (*nervous laughter*)... ah why should I question the briliance of
those people who deal with "The Practice?" I may as well just say it- I do
not own any of the characters on "The Practice" or any of the item's and
other thing's I mention.
*****************LINDSAY'S P.O.V*********************** OK, here I am, once again, the 6th time this week overtime. Yes I know there are only five day's in a work week, I went to Harvord ya know. I work constantly now, during meals, then again I think about work and dream about work so what else would I be doing on a Friday night? I have nothing better to do with myself, I'm a single mother who isn't currently dating. I'm just waiting for my husband to get off drugs and relize he never slept with Barker and never want's anything to do with her, ever again. But so far that hasen't happened, so we'll just stick to what we know for now. Bobby kissed her, and I wasen't on drugs, I saw that with my eye's, sober and all. So as I said, I don't have much to do right now. Bobby's spending this weekend with Little Bobby, so he's got him tonight, which means I should probably go to a bar with Helen, catch some guy's, drink a little. Or some. Or a lot, yeah, let's drink a lot. But I don't feel like doing any of that tonight, so here I am in my office at 9 o'clock on Friday (not that you don't know it's Friday, I think I told you :)) alone. I wonder what the firm would say about me. As a matter of fact, they're probably having one of thir little meeting's in Bobby's office now, talking about me. I could describe them all too well, some more then too well. Well, since I have no work to actually do, I may as well. Why not start with my ex-husband?
BOBBY- There's way too many thing's wrong with Bobby, I don't want to start. He's so unintresting it's not even funny. I can't say ONE nice thing about Bobby. It could be because he just cheated on me, actually that's probably why, yeah. But besides that he's not the most sympathetic person either. He could care less wether his client is in jail or on the streets. Unless thir hott, of course. Katie Daffoe. Hottie, he was gunna appeal her case. That's just one example. I mean, I shouldn't say that. He ALWAY'S cares... if they're a friend of his, or if it's his wife (no, I ment ex- wife, I did!). I mean ex-wife. He's not my husband anymore. Then again, he was very intrested when HE was up for murdur. And I must tell you, the man could not have been much stupider. He told an alleged killer to go scare Hinks. That's like telling Lucy to be quiet. Ah, the man is an imbosile. Oh wow. Here's another bright move by Mr. Donnell. The man sits in therapy, trying to fix his marrige. No, that WAS actually bright. But let me finish. Then, he conviently meets up with his EX-GIRLFRIEND Sarah Barker. It was oh so convient, let me tell you. His marrage is FALLING apart. He must save it. But then he decides he needs someone to talk to. OK, how's Eugine? No? OK, how about Jimmy? Rebecca? No, it's his ex-girlfriend who loves him! Yes, she is the one we should all turn to when we need to fix a marrage. A hott ex whose attracted to us. Good one Bobby! There's mistake #1. Mistake #2. Kissing her while your wife is watching. And I MUST tell you, I got my binoculars out and everything. I even took a picture for evidance. It was mouth to mouth, passionate, a french kiss. And lastly, mistake #3. Sleeping with her. Wow Bobby! You've just won the prize! The one thing he DOES have though... great genes. He's got to be the hottest man in the world. The hair, the blue eyes. And the smile, woah, that smile. But there's no one I know that I hate more as I sit here with nothing to do but this, while I bet he's sleeping with her. Her. Sarah. I hate that man... and at one point I think I love him. Ha, in his dreams. Like I would ever take him back. Yeah. I hate him. I'm positive. I hate Bobby Donnell... I think.
********END OF CHAPTER 1**********
*****************LINDSAY'S P.O.V*********************** OK, here I am, once again, the 6th time this week overtime. Yes I know there are only five day's in a work week, I went to Harvord ya know. I work constantly now, during meals, then again I think about work and dream about work so what else would I be doing on a Friday night? I have nothing better to do with myself, I'm a single mother who isn't currently dating. I'm just waiting for my husband to get off drugs and relize he never slept with Barker and never want's anything to do with her, ever again. But so far that hasen't happened, so we'll just stick to what we know for now. Bobby kissed her, and I wasen't on drugs, I saw that with my eye's, sober and all. So as I said, I don't have much to do right now. Bobby's spending this weekend with Little Bobby, so he's got him tonight, which means I should probably go to a bar with Helen, catch some guy's, drink a little. Or some. Or a lot, yeah, let's drink a lot. But I don't feel like doing any of that tonight, so here I am in my office at 9 o'clock on Friday (not that you don't know it's Friday, I think I told you :)) alone. I wonder what the firm would say about me. As a matter of fact, they're probably having one of thir little meeting's in Bobby's office now, talking about me. I could describe them all too well, some more then too well. Well, since I have no work to actually do, I may as well. Why not start with my ex-husband?
BOBBY- There's way too many thing's wrong with Bobby, I don't want to start. He's so unintresting it's not even funny. I can't say ONE nice thing about Bobby. It could be because he just cheated on me, actually that's probably why, yeah. But besides that he's not the most sympathetic person either. He could care less wether his client is in jail or on the streets. Unless thir hott, of course. Katie Daffoe. Hottie, he was gunna appeal her case. That's just one example. I mean, I shouldn't say that. He ALWAY'S cares... if they're a friend of his, or if it's his wife (no, I ment ex- wife, I did!). I mean ex-wife. He's not my husband anymore. Then again, he was very intrested when HE was up for murdur. And I must tell you, the man could not have been much stupider. He told an alleged killer to go scare Hinks. That's like telling Lucy to be quiet. Ah, the man is an imbosile. Oh wow. Here's another bright move by Mr. Donnell. The man sits in therapy, trying to fix his marrige. No, that WAS actually bright. But let me finish. Then, he conviently meets up with his EX-GIRLFRIEND Sarah Barker. It was oh so convient, let me tell you. His marrage is FALLING apart. He must save it. But then he decides he needs someone to talk to. OK, how's Eugine? No? OK, how about Jimmy? Rebecca? No, it's his ex-girlfriend who loves him! Yes, she is the one we should all turn to when we need to fix a marrage. A hott ex whose attracted to us. Good one Bobby! There's mistake #1. Mistake #2. Kissing her while your wife is watching. And I MUST tell you, I got my binoculars out and everything. I even took a picture for evidance. It was mouth to mouth, passionate, a french kiss. And lastly, mistake #3. Sleeping with her. Wow Bobby! You've just won the prize! The one thing he DOES have though... great genes. He's got to be the hottest man in the world. The hair, the blue eyes. And the smile, woah, that smile. But there's no one I know that I hate more as I sit here with nothing to do but this, while I bet he's sleeping with her. Her. Sarah. I hate that man... and at one point I think I love him. Ha, in his dreams. Like I would ever take him back. Yeah. I hate him. I'm positive. I hate Bobby Donnell... I think.
********END OF CHAPTER 1**********