Disclaimer (still singing): Concept doesn't own a thing, and he definitely
can't sing.
Kudos:
MikotoTribal: Yep, Kain was badass in that dream.
sylvanon the wolf gurl: You have to finish it! Then you'll be saved.
A/N: Alright, people, last chapter was bad. Very bad. Bad Concept of a demon. It's only redeeming features were appearences (inspired by a request from OrpheumZero). Therefore, this chapter is out, earlier than usual. It's not because I got 5 reviews. I have to punish myself, so I don't make another chapter like that. If I do that again, you have to flame me. I tried to edit it to make it more funny, but if you ask me, it wasn't. Therefore, you get this chapter early. I hope you're still reading it.
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Okay, last chapter sucked donkey d.ck. It was useless, Kain said. Why can't Concept write good stories?
Who cares?, Vorador said. Let's make out!
Okay, Kain said, as Vorador leaned over to kiss him.
************************************************************************** AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! YUCK!
Kain's screaming was heard all over the hotel as he awoke from the nightmare. Vorador walked in, yawning.
Keep quiet, damnit, Vorador said.
GET OUT! OUT! Kain yelled.
What's the matter, Kain? Umah asked, once Vorador got his green ass out.
I had a yaoi dream again, Kain said. It was Vorador this time.
You have to admit, it's better than Moebius, Umah said.
Hell yeah, but still horrible, he answered. He was not in the mood for yaoi dreams, but they had been haunting him for a month now. He looked at the clock. 3 AM. That was too early for the vampire lord. He needed more sleep, but he knew he would be yaoized in his dreams again. The only one that he hadn't dreamed of was Hash, but he knew it wouldn't be long before he did. Despite Kains protests ("I'll be damned if I'm gonna sleep when I'm haunted by those kind of dreaming) he fell asleep again. And alas, it WAS in fact Hash.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! YUCK! Kain screamed for the second time this night. He looked at the clock again. 7 AM. He'd might as well get some work done.
*
Raziel heard a distant scream that woke him up. He looked at the clock. 3 AM. Once Raziel woke up, he couldn't fall asleep again. He looked at Ariel. He had moved in with her, instead of living with his Dimming replica. And life had been good for Raziel lately. Very good. He wished he hadn't lost his- err.- blue banana. Not that he didn't like the way things were now, but things could always get better. He really loved Ariel. She was actually a very sweet girl when she wasn't angry. But when she was, she would go Demi-god-mode, and then it would be wisest to run. He started to walk downstairs, when suddenly, he tripped. He looked at what had made him fall.
What the hell? Raziel said out loud. Sitting in front of him was, a chibi version of the would-be-takeoverworlder, Zephon.
HI! Zephon exclaimed. Raziel adjusted his eyes. The chibi Zephon was still sitting there. Suddenly, the sound of wings flapping was heard above them.
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! The young version of the vampiric Raziel was flying around like the gremlin with wings. He went crashing through a wall, and Batman appeared.
Did my logo just show? He asked. Raziel told him that it hadn't. Batman pointed to the wall, but Raziel managed to convince him that it was his "little brother" who wasn't good at flying. Despite the perfect bat symbol on the wall, Batman decided that the blue weirdo was right. Raziel decided to cook breakfast for Ariel and him. Raziel didn't eat any other thing than souls, but Ariel could eat like you wouldn't believe. And then she would belch loudly. Oh yes, Raziel was in love. And for some reason, Ariel wouldn't gain weight. Perhaps it had something to do with the fact that she was a ghost, or perhaps she was a sayajin (bet you wondered what happened to the DBZ references, huh). It took a long time to make all the food that Ariel would eat. After hearing Kain scream for the second time at 7 AM, Raziel was almost done, when suddenly, the voice of 6 youngsters running around screaming was heard. (A/N: Why can't small kids just shut the hell up when running? That's one of the reasons I hate kids)
SHUT UP, DAMNIT! Raziel screamed at them. I CAN'T HEAR MY OWN THOUGHTS, SO KEEP QUIET! The kids quivered. They started crying softly.
That doesn't work at me, you little punks.
I'm telling Mommy, the little Melchiah said.
Tell this, Raziel said as he prepared the reaver. The kids backed up in fear. It's obvious that you are annoying little brats, and if I wasn't somewhat like COAD right now, I'd probably blame Kain and Umah for this. But if it's them being bad parents, perhaps I should leave you with the responsibility to make Ariel's food. And you know how she gets when she doesn't get her food. The kids shuddered. Not bringing Ariel her food wasn't a good idea. Raziel remembered the last time he hadn't made her food in defiance of her. He had to spend 4 years in "the box". When he came out, he wasn't very stable. He had to get therapy by Janos.
But we can't cook, Dumah said.
Then stop pestering me, Raziel harshly told them. I liked them a lot better when they were older, Raziel mused to himself. He didn't like the current version. Then again, he didn't really like kids, so that might have had something to do with it.
*
Kain was out chopping wood. The oven had gone bad when Moebius inserted a bottle of "milk" in it. Not that Kain would cook food in it now, but he'd rather use an oven than the fireplace. He really had a bad month. On his way out, the chandelier fell down in his head. And Melchiah had forgotten his skateboard on the staircase. Kain secretly thank the one who made vampires capable of healing themselves, or his neck would be permanently broken. Would make it hard to, uh, play doctor with Umah. His healing ability was necessary again, when he had to get the axe. SOMEONE had stolen the light bulb and Kain had gone down the stairs instinctually, but without light, he fell with a tremendous scream. Waked Hash up with a split personality. Sometimes he would think he was Ash from Evil dead, sometimes he would think he was someone who had won Pop stars. This would make him beat himself up. Of course there was also the normal Hash version. Kain would have used the chainsaw, but since Hash sometimes thought he was Ash, he would use it as punishment for his Pop stars personality. Now, the only problem was that Hash had some very strong skin and the chainsaw wasn't supposed to cut material that's harder than the best steel in the universe. Kain would have gone down to the town and buy a new chainsaw but the bus was ruined. A big yellow demon mechanic with the name Glottis had tinkered with it, making it extremely fast. So Kain couldn't control it and crashed into a tree. Kain, being the irresponsible ass that he is, blamed it on Glottis, despite the warning he gave Kain. Kain thought of suing Glottis, but then he remembered that Concept of a demon had made it impossible for stupid people to sue. No, this isn't true in real life, but in the story it is. So Kain had had a pretty lousy month. And his dreaming didn't make it any better. Also, Umah had forced Kain to cut those damn hedge animals. Not only did he have to wade through snow to get to them, burning his legs badly in the process, but also he thought he saw them move sometimes.
Don't you think you should get those freaky animals trimmed before snowfall, Kain, Vorador said. Kain hadn't noticed him coming out the door, and he didn't like Vorador's presence there. Then he saw it. Another "milk" bottle.
What are you gonna do with that? Kain asked Vorador.
I'd use it as a way to prevent those hedgeanimals from growing out again, Kain, Vorador answered him. Kain was repulsed at this.
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Kain: Vorador, if you could please jump in the fireplace, I'd be glad.
Vorador: You'd rather cut those hedgeanimals once every week?
Kain: You're right. It feels as bad as having theatre lessons in school. (A/N: ^_^ that's me)
Vorador: So how do you feel about your kids going chibi?
Kain: WHAT?
Vorador: Haven't you seen it yet?
Kain: NO, DAMNIT! Damn, I have to check this out.
Kain runs inside. He sees that his kids are chibis, indeed. Well, except for SRRaz.
Kain: What the hell is going on?
SRRaz: I don't know, Kain. When I woke up, they were like this.
Kain: Damn, they are bad enough as teenagers. Now I gotta deal with them as kids?
Suddenly, chibi-Melchiah, chibi-Zephon, chibi-Rahab, chibi-Dumah, chibi- Turel and chibi-Raziel becomes teenagers again.
Kain: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? Rahab, you always know alot of shit, why were you chibis?
Rahab: I don't know and I don't care. Turel, does your computer still work?
Turel: Yeah, why?
Rahab: Let's check out some hentai sites.
Turel: Okay.
All the "kids" runs off.
Kain: o_0. Oh well, at least he's a decent teenager now.
Kain walks off. He needs to make Vorador cook for evening. He expects to find him in the bedroom. And he does. The only problem is, Vorador is asleep. And hey, you know Vorador. His dreams are, dodgy.
Vorador: that's right Umah, do that. Looking good, Ariel. Yes Dejoule, you are welcome, too.
Kain: VORADOR!
Vorador: I'm up, mom, I'm up. It wasn't. oh, it's you. Damn you, Kain, you ruined my dream. And it was so good. You are gonna pay for this, Kain. The standard way.
Kain: No, dear God, not that, NOT THAT!
Vorador: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU'RE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRE, THERE'S NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHING IIIIII FEAR, AND I KNOW, THAT MY HEART WILL GO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON.
Kain (weakly): Please, no more.
Vorador: COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME WITH ME AND I WILL LET YOU GO.
Kain: No. More. I can't. Take. It.
Vorador: I AM BEAUTIFUL, NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY.
Kain: Vorador, if there's any shred of humanity left in you, you will stop.
Vorador: LET THE SUN NEVER BLIND YOUR EYES, LET ME SLEEP SO MY TEETH WON'T GRIND, HEAR A SOUND FROM THE VOICE INSIDE.
Kain: Hey, cool, Alice in Chains. Vorador, it's your turn to cook.
Vorador: Hey, I did it last time.
Kain: Yeah, but I traded my desert for you to cook again.
Vorador: But it wasn't any good.
Kain: Too bad. You shouldn't have sold your turn to me, then.
Vorador: Damn. Oh well, IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'M THE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN IN THE BOX, BURIED IN MY SHIT, WOOOOOOOOOOOON'T YOU COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME AND SAVE ME, SAVE ME. FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED MY EYES, CAN YOU SEW THEM SHUT, JEEEEEEEEEEESUS CHRIST, DENY YOUR MAKER, HE WHO TRIES, WILL BE WASTED.
Kain: Ya know, Vorador, singing good songs isn't a punishment for me.
Vorador: IT'S MY WAY, MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY, THIS TIME I'MA LET IT ALL GO LOUD, THIS TIME I'MA STAND UP AND SHOUT, IT'S MY WAY, MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY!
Kain: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHH.
Magnus: WHY ARE EVERYONE SCREAMING, LONG HAIRED ONE? CAN I GNAW AT YOUR ARM?
Kain: Vorador is singing songs again, and no you can't.
Magnus: I WILL JUST GNAW AT GREEN ONE'S ARM.
Vorador: IN THE NAME, OF LOVE, WHAT MORE, IN THE NAME OF LOVE.
Kain: I don't know if anyone's gonna think that's a bad song, Vorador? People might like U2.
Vorador: Yes, but not COAD! IT STARTS WITH, ONE THING, I DON'T KNOW WHY, IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY, KEEP THAT IN MIND, THAT I DESIGNED THIS RHYME TO REMIND MY SELF (AND, uh, and so on.)
Magnus: NO MORE NU-METAL, GREEN ONE.
Magnus bites Vorador's arm.
Vorador: UNHOLY HELL!
Kain: Heheh, good one, Magnus.
Magnus bites Kain in the leg.
Kain: UNHOLY HELL, TOO!
Magnus punches Kain hard in the gut, making him double over, then slams his fists into Kain's head, knocking him out.
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If anything should be criticised, please do it. 5 or more reviews. And I apologise for the previous chapter. It really was bad. I don't even know why I made it. Remember to flame me if I make another of the kind. I mean it, flame me. I would deserve it.
COAD
Kudos:
MikotoTribal: Yep, Kain was badass in that dream.
sylvanon the wolf gurl: You have to finish it! Then you'll be saved.
A/N: Alright, people, last chapter was bad. Very bad. Bad Concept of a demon. It's only redeeming features were appearences (inspired by a request from OrpheumZero). Therefore, this chapter is out, earlier than usual. It's not because I got 5 reviews. I have to punish myself, so I don't make another chapter like that. If I do that again, you have to flame me. I tried to edit it to make it more funny, but if you ask me, it wasn't. Therefore, you get this chapter early. I hope you're still reading it.
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Okay, last chapter sucked donkey d.ck. It was useless, Kain said. Why can't Concept write good stories?
Who cares?, Vorador said. Let's make out!
Okay, Kain said, as Vorador leaned over to kiss him.
************************************************************************** AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! YUCK!
Kain's screaming was heard all over the hotel as he awoke from the nightmare. Vorador walked in, yawning.
Keep quiet, damnit, Vorador said.
GET OUT! OUT! Kain yelled.
What's the matter, Kain? Umah asked, once Vorador got his green ass out.
I had a yaoi dream again, Kain said. It was Vorador this time.
You have to admit, it's better than Moebius, Umah said.
Hell yeah, but still horrible, he answered. He was not in the mood for yaoi dreams, but they had been haunting him for a month now. He looked at the clock. 3 AM. That was too early for the vampire lord. He needed more sleep, but he knew he would be yaoized in his dreams again. The only one that he hadn't dreamed of was Hash, but he knew it wouldn't be long before he did. Despite Kains protests ("I'll be damned if I'm gonna sleep when I'm haunted by those kind of dreaming) he fell asleep again. And alas, it WAS in fact Hash.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! YUCK! Kain screamed for the second time this night. He looked at the clock again. 7 AM. He'd might as well get some work done.
*
Raziel heard a distant scream that woke him up. He looked at the clock. 3 AM. Once Raziel woke up, he couldn't fall asleep again. He looked at Ariel. He had moved in with her, instead of living with his Dimming replica. And life had been good for Raziel lately. Very good. He wished he hadn't lost his- err.- blue banana. Not that he didn't like the way things were now, but things could always get better. He really loved Ariel. She was actually a very sweet girl when she wasn't angry. But when she was, she would go Demi-god-mode, and then it would be wisest to run. He started to walk downstairs, when suddenly, he tripped. He looked at what had made him fall.
What the hell? Raziel said out loud. Sitting in front of him was, a chibi version of the would-be-takeoverworlder, Zephon.
HI! Zephon exclaimed. Raziel adjusted his eyes. The chibi Zephon was still sitting there. Suddenly, the sound of wings flapping was heard above them.
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! The young version of the vampiric Raziel was flying around like the gremlin with wings. He went crashing through a wall, and Batman appeared.
Did my logo just show? He asked. Raziel told him that it hadn't. Batman pointed to the wall, but Raziel managed to convince him that it was his "little brother" who wasn't good at flying. Despite the perfect bat symbol on the wall, Batman decided that the blue weirdo was right. Raziel decided to cook breakfast for Ariel and him. Raziel didn't eat any other thing than souls, but Ariel could eat like you wouldn't believe. And then she would belch loudly. Oh yes, Raziel was in love. And for some reason, Ariel wouldn't gain weight. Perhaps it had something to do with the fact that she was a ghost, or perhaps she was a sayajin (bet you wondered what happened to the DBZ references, huh). It took a long time to make all the food that Ariel would eat. After hearing Kain scream for the second time at 7 AM, Raziel was almost done, when suddenly, the voice of 6 youngsters running around screaming was heard. (A/N: Why can't small kids just shut the hell up when running? That's one of the reasons I hate kids)
SHUT UP, DAMNIT! Raziel screamed at them. I CAN'T HEAR MY OWN THOUGHTS, SO KEEP QUIET! The kids quivered. They started crying softly.
That doesn't work at me, you little punks.
I'm telling Mommy, the little Melchiah said.
Tell this, Raziel said as he prepared the reaver. The kids backed up in fear. It's obvious that you are annoying little brats, and if I wasn't somewhat like COAD right now, I'd probably blame Kain and Umah for this. But if it's them being bad parents, perhaps I should leave you with the responsibility to make Ariel's food. And you know how she gets when she doesn't get her food. The kids shuddered. Not bringing Ariel her food wasn't a good idea. Raziel remembered the last time he hadn't made her food in defiance of her. He had to spend 4 years in "the box". When he came out, he wasn't very stable. He had to get therapy by Janos.
But we can't cook, Dumah said.
Then stop pestering me, Raziel harshly told them. I liked them a lot better when they were older, Raziel mused to himself. He didn't like the current version. Then again, he didn't really like kids, so that might have had something to do with it.
*
Kain was out chopping wood. The oven had gone bad when Moebius inserted a bottle of "milk" in it. Not that Kain would cook food in it now, but he'd rather use an oven than the fireplace. He really had a bad month. On his way out, the chandelier fell down in his head. And Melchiah had forgotten his skateboard on the staircase. Kain secretly thank the one who made vampires capable of healing themselves, or his neck would be permanently broken. Would make it hard to, uh, play doctor with Umah. His healing ability was necessary again, when he had to get the axe. SOMEONE had stolen the light bulb and Kain had gone down the stairs instinctually, but without light, he fell with a tremendous scream. Waked Hash up with a split personality. Sometimes he would think he was Ash from Evil dead, sometimes he would think he was someone who had won Pop stars. This would make him beat himself up. Of course there was also the normal Hash version. Kain would have used the chainsaw, but since Hash sometimes thought he was Ash, he would use it as punishment for his Pop stars personality. Now, the only problem was that Hash had some very strong skin and the chainsaw wasn't supposed to cut material that's harder than the best steel in the universe. Kain would have gone down to the town and buy a new chainsaw but the bus was ruined. A big yellow demon mechanic with the name Glottis had tinkered with it, making it extremely fast. So Kain couldn't control it and crashed into a tree. Kain, being the irresponsible ass that he is, blamed it on Glottis, despite the warning he gave Kain. Kain thought of suing Glottis, but then he remembered that Concept of a demon had made it impossible for stupid people to sue. No, this isn't true in real life, but in the story it is. So Kain had had a pretty lousy month. And his dreaming didn't make it any better. Also, Umah had forced Kain to cut those damn hedge animals. Not only did he have to wade through snow to get to them, burning his legs badly in the process, but also he thought he saw them move sometimes.
Don't you think you should get those freaky animals trimmed before snowfall, Kain, Vorador said. Kain hadn't noticed him coming out the door, and he didn't like Vorador's presence there. Then he saw it. Another "milk" bottle.
What are you gonna do with that? Kain asked Vorador.
I'd use it as a way to prevent those hedgeanimals from growing out again, Kain, Vorador answered him. Kain was repulsed at this.
******************************************************************** Alright, wasn't that nice and intelligent? I'm gonna write it normally now. This is only page 4. ********************************************************************
Kain: Vorador, if you could please jump in the fireplace, I'd be glad.
Vorador: You'd rather cut those hedgeanimals once every week?
Kain: You're right. It feels as bad as having theatre lessons in school. (A/N: ^_^ that's me)
Vorador: So how do you feel about your kids going chibi?
Kain: WHAT?
Vorador: Haven't you seen it yet?
Kain: NO, DAMNIT! Damn, I have to check this out.
Kain runs inside. He sees that his kids are chibis, indeed. Well, except for SRRaz.
Kain: What the hell is going on?
SRRaz: I don't know, Kain. When I woke up, they were like this.
Kain: Damn, they are bad enough as teenagers. Now I gotta deal with them as kids?
Suddenly, chibi-Melchiah, chibi-Zephon, chibi-Rahab, chibi-Dumah, chibi- Turel and chibi-Raziel becomes teenagers again.
Kain: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? Rahab, you always know alot of shit, why were you chibis?
Rahab: I don't know and I don't care. Turel, does your computer still work?
Turel: Yeah, why?
Rahab: Let's check out some hentai sites.
Turel: Okay.
All the "kids" runs off.
Kain: o_0. Oh well, at least he's a decent teenager now.
Kain walks off. He needs to make Vorador cook for evening. He expects to find him in the bedroom. And he does. The only problem is, Vorador is asleep. And hey, you know Vorador. His dreams are, dodgy.
Vorador: that's right Umah, do that. Looking good, Ariel. Yes Dejoule, you are welcome, too.
Kain: VORADOR!
Vorador: I'm up, mom, I'm up. It wasn't. oh, it's you. Damn you, Kain, you ruined my dream. And it was so good. You are gonna pay for this, Kain. The standard way.
Kain: No, dear God, not that, NOT THAT!
Vorador: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU'RE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRE, THERE'S NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHING IIIIII FEAR, AND I KNOW, THAT MY HEART WILL GO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON.
Kain (weakly): Please, no more.
Vorador: COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME WITH ME AND I WILL LET YOU GO.
Kain: No. More. I can't. Take. It.
Vorador: I AM BEAUTIFUL, NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY.
Kain: Vorador, if there's any shred of humanity left in you, you will stop.
Vorador: LET THE SUN NEVER BLIND YOUR EYES, LET ME SLEEP SO MY TEETH WON'T GRIND, HEAR A SOUND FROM THE VOICE INSIDE.
Kain: Hey, cool, Alice in Chains. Vorador, it's your turn to cook.
Vorador: Hey, I did it last time.
Kain: Yeah, but I traded my desert for you to cook again.
Vorador: But it wasn't any good.
Kain: Too bad. You shouldn't have sold your turn to me, then.
Vorador: Damn. Oh well, IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'M THE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN IN THE BOX, BURIED IN MY SHIT, WOOOOOOOOOOOON'T YOU COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME AND SAVE ME, SAVE ME. FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED MY EYES, CAN YOU SEW THEM SHUT, JEEEEEEEEEEESUS CHRIST, DENY YOUR MAKER, HE WHO TRIES, WILL BE WASTED.
Kain: Ya know, Vorador, singing good songs isn't a punishment for me.
Vorador: IT'S MY WAY, MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY, THIS TIME I'MA LET IT ALL GO LOUD, THIS TIME I'MA STAND UP AND SHOUT, IT'S MY WAY, MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY!
Kain: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHH.
Magnus: WHY ARE EVERYONE SCREAMING, LONG HAIRED ONE? CAN I GNAW AT YOUR ARM?
Kain: Vorador is singing songs again, and no you can't.
Magnus: I WILL JUST GNAW AT GREEN ONE'S ARM.
Vorador: IN THE NAME, OF LOVE, WHAT MORE, IN THE NAME OF LOVE.
Kain: I don't know if anyone's gonna think that's a bad song, Vorador? People might like U2.
Vorador: Yes, but not COAD! IT STARTS WITH, ONE THING, I DON'T KNOW WHY, IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY, KEEP THAT IN MIND, THAT I DESIGNED THIS RHYME TO REMIND MY SELF (AND, uh, and so on.)
Magnus: NO MORE NU-METAL, GREEN ONE.
Magnus bites Vorador's arm.
Vorador: UNHOLY HELL!
Kain: Heheh, good one, Magnus.
Magnus bites Kain in the leg.
Kain: UNHOLY HELL, TOO!
Magnus punches Kain hard in the gut, making him double over, then slams his fists into Kain's head, knocking him out.
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If anything should be criticised, please do it. 5 or more reviews. And I apologise for the previous chapter. It really was bad. I don't even know why I made it. Remember to flame me if I make another of the kind. I mean it, flame me. I would deserve it.
COAD