Disclaimer: You know what I own by now.
Kudos(ch 4, 6 and 7):
wind rider sylvanon: You'll like this chapter. And sorry for assuming that Mysterious kat is the only Zephon fan around.
Dark-Sephy: I'm glad that you liked the chapter. I didn't think it was funny, though.
Space Toaster: Glad you understand.
MortalSora: More Melchiah cookiness, then? Glad you liked it.
OrpheumZero: Well, does that mean that you will update soon? And yes, Monkey island rules.
CrownOfRust: Yep, he bites. Glad you like it. And I sure did kick that flamers ass. By the way, since you like the Magnus inquisition, have you read any of MortalSora's stories? It's him I have it from. And the way Satan speaks is also from him.
MikotoTribal: As I told CrownOfRust, I kick ass at that kind of thing. SteelSoul should pull it's head out of it's ass and start thinking. By the way, what did you think of chapter 6?
A/N: This chapter is at 11 pages. Kickass, huh? It sure is. Read on.
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The scene is the lobby of the Overlook hotel. There's a huge cross standing in a fire-proof circle. Someone is hanging on the cross. It's SteelSoul, master of stupidity.
Kain: So, dumbass, how does it feel to know that you are about to get your ass kicked badly?
SteelSoul: Oh, my god, you are an ugly nerd.
Kain: Huh? A nerd? A nerd is what made the computer you sit and write poorly made reviews.
SteelSoul: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't hear, I was busy being a stupid dumbass. Now could you please get me down from this cross?
Kain: Nope. Mini-me!
Mini-me(like Ned from South Park): Yes, daddy?
Kain: Bring me. The sledgehammer!!!!!
Dumah: Isn't Moebius using that right now?
Kain: Okay, get me a firecracker.
Dumah gets a firecracker. Actually, he gets many.
Dumah: Here, dad.
Kain: Thank you, Dumah.
Kain inserts all of the firecrackers in SteelSoul's pants, then lights them on fire.
SteelSoul: Uhh, could you please get those out of my pants?
Kain: Nope. It's special order from Concept of a demon. We are requested to destroy your balls, because having kids when you are that stupid has got to be child abuse.
At this time, the firecrackers blow up, taking most of SteelSoul's clothes with them. His balls are intact. (I don't know if SteelSoul is a man or a woman(or human for that sake), so I'm just gonna have to assume.)
Kain: Damn, didn't work. Turel, get me my microwave gun.
Turel gets the gun. Kain starts zapping SteelSoul in the crotch with it.
SteelSoul: What are you doing?
Kain: Being the ass kicking superhero that I am, I'm trying to prevent you from having kids.
SteelSoul, don't budge, however.
Kain: There's only one thing to do. I'm gonna have to call Maddox.
Turel: You have 25 §?
Kain: Of course I do. Now what's the number? Hmm, ah, right there.
25 minutes later, Maddox arrives.
Maddox: So, who's ass am I supposed to kick?
Dumah: The dude on the cross.
Maddox: Okay, payment first.
Kain hands him 25 dollars. Maddox puts a shotgun close to SteelSoul's ass and shoots.
SteelSoul: Ouch, goddammit.
Maddox then douses the cross with petroleum and lights it on fire. (not that I'm a member of Ku Klux Klan. My membership card won't be here till Friday. Kidding.) (if you want to know who Maddox is, go to maddox.xmission.com) Maddox then punches SteelSoul in the face.
Kain: Thanks for beating the shit out of SteelSoul, Maddox!
Maddox: Arrgh! Go f-ck yourself!
So now that SteelSoul has had it's ass kicked, we will move on with the story. Kain is coming into the living room. Ariel is sitting at the couch, cuddling with Raziel.
Kain: Ariel, you half faced bitch, you and me, right now.
Ariel: What's the matter, Kain?
Kain: I'm tired of you trying to lord it over my life. I'm a demi-god, you are a ¼ god. I can take you on any day.
Ariel sighs and gets up from the couch. Suddenly she disappears from view and appears behind Kain. She knees him right in the ass.
Kain: OUCH!!!!111
Ariel does a forward flip and lands in front of Kain, then, she punches him right in the jaw. Kain tumbles backwards and retaliates with a forward kick. Ariel dodges and Kain flies into the wall. He gets up from the rubble and jumps at Ariel.
Ariel: You aren't controlling yourself, Kain.
Kain: ROOARH!!
Kain tries to punch Ariel as fast as he can, and as many times as he can. Ariel jumps at him, he ducks, then she spins in mid-air and kicks him right in the back of his head. He gets up and kicks 50 times for her head. She dodges them all and kicks his legs down from under him, then punches him into the wall. They jump at each other, and in Matrix style, they punch at each others. (The punches looks like bullets being slowed down.) Finally they land and start a war of telekinesis. Kain jumps at the wall and kicks off from it, flying against Ariel at high speed. Another series of Matrix style slow punching and Kain goes flying into the wall. Ariel flips Kain off from her shoulder, then back-flips, kicking him with both her legs. He punches for her stomach, but misses and hits a brick wall. While he's whining, Ariel knees him in the spine, and he falls down. Being cocky, Ariel starts mocking him
Ariel: Lord of Nosgoth, my ass.
Kain quickly punches her straight in the face, then bites her shoulder.
Ariel: Ouch.
Kain quickly kicks her in the stomach, then back-flips and kicks her, the same way she kicked him. Then he jumps at her, pummelling her. She suddenly kicks upwards, nailing Kain right in the throat. While he's rubbing his throat, she kicks him as hard as she can, in his stomach. A snap is heard as Kain breaks his spine, and slumps to the floor.
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Later, in the hospital, while Kain is laying on the bed, Umah comes in with flowers. Not to cheer him up, but because he started eating them, and she can't get her hands on any blood. And hey, he has to eat something, right?
Mini-me(he always speaks as Ned from South Park, okay): I'll have you avenged, dad.
Kain: Mini-me, I want you to promise me to never take on Ariel.
Mini-me: But.
Kain: NO BUT'S! Don't take her on, promise me that.
Mini-me: I promise.
Later that evening, due to his healing ability, Kain is back at the hotel. Again there is a party.
MortalSora: You couldn't even take on a ¼ god. It doesn't get any more pathetic than that.
Kain: I thought you said I were a demi-god.
Orpheumzero: You are. But we were wrongly informed.
MortalSora: We were?
OrpheumZero: Yeah, turns out she's ¾ god.
MortalSora: Oh. Well, Kain, I wouldn't take her on if I were you.
Kain: WOULDN'T TAKE HER ON? DON'T YOU THINK IT'S A LITTLE LATE FOR THAT?
MikotoTribal: Hey, no need to shout.
Sylvanon: Yeah, so relax, Kain. So what are you going to do about Ariel?
Kain: I'm gonna make her an offer she can't refuse.
Dark-sephy walks in with a huge black board.
Dark-sephy: Kain, I want you to write the following sentence a hundred times: I am not the Godfather.
Kain: Make me.
So after Kain's leg has been broken, he decides to follow orders: I am not the Godfather I am not the Godfather I am not the Godfather I am not the Godfather I am not the Godfather
Okay, I'll stop wasting space now.
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Back in the hotel lobby, from the smouldering ashes of the cross, crawls SteelSoul, badly burnt, and with a very stupid hair cut, due to most of the hair being burnt off. It looks up.
SteelSoul: Eep.
Hash comes in and starts jumping on SteelSoul in a comical fashion. He then kicks him through the wall and throws a huge fireball at the hole. He walks out, and in walks Moebius, who drags SteelSoul off to his room to do unspeakable things to him.
SteelSoul(hopeful): I am? Really?
Yes, now can it.
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Kain has returned to home, and he wants to watch some television. Umah starts cooking dinner, because apparently, women must always do that for some reason. No, I don't know why either.
Umah: It's because I'm the only one who can cook.
Apart from Mortanius, Ariel, Rahab, Melchiah and Moebius.
Kain: Moebius can cook?
Umah: Yeah, and good food, too. Until he started adding "milk".
Kain: That's so gross, it's unbelievable.
Umah: Yeah, and he didn't even warn me.
Kain: Wha- oh forget it, I don't really want to know.
Hash walks in. He's wearing a hat with 2 beer cans on each side.
Kain: What the hell are you doing with those on? What's in them?
Hash: I stole some beer from Raziel's secret stash.
Kain: Doesn't that joke belong to OrpheumZero?
Hash: Perhaps, but Concept of a demon has been stealing from others since day one.
Kain: Not in the start.
Hash: Okay, maybe not from the start. But he's been doing it for some time now.
COAD: Yeah, I hope I don't get sued.
Umah: They haven't sued you yet, remember?
Suddenly, shouts are heard.
Magnus: I WANT MEAT, I WANT MEAT, I WANT MEAT!!!
Melchiah: I WANT COOKIES, I WANT COOKIES, I WANT COOKIES!!!
Vorador: I WANT WOMEN, I WANT WOMEN, I WANT WOMEN!!!
Kain: Oh, zip it, Vorador.
SRRaz:Yeah, he really shouldn't be so perverted.
Kain: No, he shouldn't.
SRRaz: Although, it's not like you're any better.
Kain: Alright, shh.
SRRaz: But-
Kain: www.shh.com
SRRaz: Don't-
Kain: I got a bag of sh with your name on it.
SRRaz: I-
Kain: zip it.
SRRaz: Stop-
Kain: I have some ZIPPERS, for ya.
SRRaz: You're being a baby.
Kain: www.zipit.net
SRRaz: Shu-
Kain: www.zipit.org
SRRaz: GODDAMMIT, KAIN, SHUT YER TRAP!!!!!
Kain: Er-
SRRaz: I got a bag of SH with your name on IT!
Kain: Don't curse at me, boy.
SRRaz: SHUT IT, KAIN!
Kain: 0_o Okay.
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In a bed, lies Dumah and DeJoule. A lot of food lies besides the bed.
Dumah: Look at all that. (takes a big crunch of some chicken) You want some, I got more of it?
DeJoule: No thanks. But I must say you're sexy.
Dumah: I'm dead sexy.
DeJoule: You're damn right.
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Kain: What the hell was that?
Umah: Some random stuff. Doesn't have any reason, other than to annoy Dark- Sephy. (no offense to you, Dark-sephy)
Kain: This isn't progressing very nicely. I want some blood. I haven't had any blood for 5 months. (yes, they've been there that long.)
Umah: That's because we ran out of it 5 months ago, Kain.
Kain: Screw this, I'm just gonna watch some cable tv. (walks into the tv room)
Umah: I wonder how he's going to react when he finds out the tv's broken.
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Vraz is driving around the halls in a go-kart. He passes a corner, then sees Turel and Dumah.
Vraz: Hey, guys, how's it going?
Dumah and Turel turns into big demons who are really monstrous. They would scare the shit out of almost anyone. But-
Vraz: Hmm, extreme schizophrenia.
Back to Dumah and Turel.
Vraz: You should see a shrink about it.
Back to demons.
Vraz: See ya, dudes.
Suddenly, a scream penetrates the hallways.
Kain: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! !!!
Vraz: What the hell was that?
Kain: NO CABLE TV! FATE IS CRUEL TO ME!!!!
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Kain(scarily calm): Umah, since when were the tv broken?
Umah(carefully): umm, since yesterday?
Kain: Typewriter time.
Umah: Crap. He's losing it.
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Well, wasn't that funny? Kickass chapter. And I definitely kicked StellSoul's ass. I'm gonna edit my bio now. Read my bio tomorrow to know.
By the way, "SteelSoul", though I still doubt the name, if you dislike people that are different from you and call them nerds, try thinking about this: If everybody conformed to others view, we would still be in the stone age. Nerds have made us capable of many things, that people like you wouldn't be able to come up with. If it weren't for nerds, we probably wouldn't even have discovered fire.
Thanks to you, I have to tell people not to flame. Screw you, SteelSoul. Or Mavine.
5 reviews or more. (preferably more).
No flames.
Kudos(ch 4, 6 and 7):
wind rider sylvanon: You'll like this chapter. And sorry for assuming that Mysterious kat is the only Zephon fan around.
Dark-Sephy: I'm glad that you liked the chapter. I didn't think it was funny, though.
Space Toaster: Glad you understand.
MortalSora: More Melchiah cookiness, then? Glad you liked it.
OrpheumZero: Well, does that mean that you will update soon? And yes, Monkey island rules.
CrownOfRust: Yep, he bites. Glad you like it. And I sure did kick that flamers ass. By the way, since you like the Magnus inquisition, have you read any of MortalSora's stories? It's him I have it from. And the way Satan speaks is also from him.
MikotoTribal: As I told CrownOfRust, I kick ass at that kind of thing. SteelSoul should pull it's head out of it's ass and start thinking. By the way, what did you think of chapter 6?
A/N: This chapter is at 11 pages. Kickass, huh? It sure is. Read on.
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The scene is the lobby of the Overlook hotel. There's a huge cross standing in a fire-proof circle. Someone is hanging on the cross. It's SteelSoul, master of stupidity.
Kain: So, dumbass, how does it feel to know that you are about to get your ass kicked badly?
SteelSoul: Oh, my god, you are an ugly nerd.
Kain: Huh? A nerd? A nerd is what made the computer you sit and write poorly made reviews.
SteelSoul: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't hear, I was busy being a stupid dumbass. Now could you please get me down from this cross?
Kain: Nope. Mini-me!
Mini-me(like Ned from South Park): Yes, daddy?
Kain: Bring me. The sledgehammer!!!!!
Dumah: Isn't Moebius using that right now?
Kain: Okay, get me a firecracker.
Dumah gets a firecracker. Actually, he gets many.
Dumah: Here, dad.
Kain: Thank you, Dumah.
Kain inserts all of the firecrackers in SteelSoul's pants, then lights them on fire.
SteelSoul: Uhh, could you please get those out of my pants?
Kain: Nope. It's special order from Concept of a demon. We are requested to destroy your balls, because having kids when you are that stupid has got to be child abuse.
At this time, the firecrackers blow up, taking most of SteelSoul's clothes with them. His balls are intact. (I don't know if SteelSoul is a man or a woman(or human for that sake), so I'm just gonna have to assume.)
Kain: Damn, didn't work. Turel, get me my microwave gun.
Turel gets the gun. Kain starts zapping SteelSoul in the crotch with it.
SteelSoul: What are you doing?
Kain: Being the ass kicking superhero that I am, I'm trying to prevent you from having kids.
SteelSoul, don't budge, however.
Kain: There's only one thing to do. I'm gonna have to call Maddox.
Turel: You have 25 §?
Kain: Of course I do. Now what's the number? Hmm, ah, right there.
25 minutes later, Maddox arrives.
Maddox: So, who's ass am I supposed to kick?
Dumah: The dude on the cross.
Maddox: Okay, payment first.
Kain hands him 25 dollars. Maddox puts a shotgun close to SteelSoul's ass and shoots.
SteelSoul: Ouch, goddammit.
Maddox then douses the cross with petroleum and lights it on fire. (not that I'm a member of Ku Klux Klan. My membership card won't be here till Friday. Kidding.) (if you want to know who Maddox is, go to maddox.xmission.com) Maddox then punches SteelSoul in the face.
Kain: Thanks for beating the shit out of SteelSoul, Maddox!
Maddox: Arrgh! Go f-ck yourself!
So now that SteelSoul has had it's ass kicked, we will move on with the story. Kain is coming into the living room. Ariel is sitting at the couch, cuddling with Raziel.
Kain: Ariel, you half faced bitch, you and me, right now.
Ariel: What's the matter, Kain?
Kain: I'm tired of you trying to lord it over my life. I'm a demi-god, you are a ¼ god. I can take you on any day.
Ariel sighs and gets up from the couch. Suddenly she disappears from view and appears behind Kain. She knees him right in the ass.
Kain: OUCH!!!!111
Ariel does a forward flip and lands in front of Kain, then, she punches him right in the jaw. Kain tumbles backwards and retaliates with a forward kick. Ariel dodges and Kain flies into the wall. He gets up from the rubble and jumps at Ariel.
Ariel: You aren't controlling yourself, Kain.
Kain: ROOARH!!
Kain tries to punch Ariel as fast as he can, and as many times as he can. Ariel jumps at him, he ducks, then she spins in mid-air and kicks him right in the back of his head. He gets up and kicks 50 times for her head. She dodges them all and kicks his legs down from under him, then punches him into the wall. They jump at each other, and in Matrix style, they punch at each others. (The punches looks like bullets being slowed down.) Finally they land and start a war of telekinesis. Kain jumps at the wall and kicks off from it, flying against Ariel at high speed. Another series of Matrix style slow punching and Kain goes flying into the wall. Ariel flips Kain off from her shoulder, then back-flips, kicking him with both her legs. He punches for her stomach, but misses and hits a brick wall. While he's whining, Ariel knees him in the spine, and he falls down. Being cocky, Ariel starts mocking him
Ariel: Lord of Nosgoth, my ass.
Kain quickly punches her straight in the face, then bites her shoulder.
Ariel: Ouch.
Kain quickly kicks her in the stomach, then back-flips and kicks her, the same way she kicked him. Then he jumps at her, pummelling her. She suddenly kicks upwards, nailing Kain right in the throat. While he's rubbing his throat, she kicks him as hard as she can, in his stomach. A snap is heard as Kain breaks his spine, and slumps to the floor.
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Later, in the hospital, while Kain is laying on the bed, Umah comes in with flowers. Not to cheer him up, but because he started eating them, and she can't get her hands on any blood. And hey, he has to eat something, right?
Mini-me(he always speaks as Ned from South Park, okay): I'll have you avenged, dad.
Kain: Mini-me, I want you to promise me to never take on Ariel.
Mini-me: But.
Kain: NO BUT'S! Don't take her on, promise me that.
Mini-me: I promise.
Later that evening, due to his healing ability, Kain is back at the hotel. Again there is a party.
MortalSora: You couldn't even take on a ¼ god. It doesn't get any more pathetic than that.
Kain: I thought you said I were a demi-god.
Orpheumzero: You are. But we were wrongly informed.
MortalSora: We were?
OrpheumZero: Yeah, turns out she's ¾ god.
MortalSora: Oh. Well, Kain, I wouldn't take her on if I were you.
Kain: WOULDN'T TAKE HER ON? DON'T YOU THINK IT'S A LITTLE LATE FOR THAT?
MikotoTribal: Hey, no need to shout.
Sylvanon: Yeah, so relax, Kain. So what are you going to do about Ariel?
Kain: I'm gonna make her an offer she can't refuse.
Dark-sephy walks in with a huge black board.
Dark-sephy: Kain, I want you to write the following sentence a hundred times: I am not the Godfather.
Kain: Make me.
So after Kain's leg has been broken, he decides to follow orders: I am not the Godfather I am not the Godfather I am not the Godfather I am not the Godfather I am not the Godfather
Okay, I'll stop wasting space now.
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Back in the hotel lobby, from the smouldering ashes of the cross, crawls SteelSoul, badly burnt, and with a very stupid hair cut, due to most of the hair being burnt off. It looks up.
SteelSoul: Eep.
Hash comes in and starts jumping on SteelSoul in a comical fashion. He then kicks him through the wall and throws a huge fireball at the hole. He walks out, and in walks Moebius, who drags SteelSoul off to his room to do unspeakable things to him.
SteelSoul(hopeful): I am? Really?
Yes, now can it.
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Kain has returned to home, and he wants to watch some television. Umah starts cooking dinner, because apparently, women must always do that for some reason. No, I don't know why either.
Umah: It's because I'm the only one who can cook.
Apart from Mortanius, Ariel, Rahab, Melchiah and Moebius.
Kain: Moebius can cook?
Umah: Yeah, and good food, too. Until he started adding "milk".
Kain: That's so gross, it's unbelievable.
Umah: Yeah, and he didn't even warn me.
Kain: Wha- oh forget it, I don't really want to know.
Hash walks in. He's wearing a hat with 2 beer cans on each side.
Kain: What the hell are you doing with those on? What's in them?
Hash: I stole some beer from Raziel's secret stash.
Kain: Doesn't that joke belong to OrpheumZero?
Hash: Perhaps, but Concept of a demon has been stealing from others since day one.
Kain: Not in the start.
Hash: Okay, maybe not from the start. But he's been doing it for some time now.
COAD: Yeah, I hope I don't get sued.
Umah: They haven't sued you yet, remember?
Suddenly, shouts are heard.
Magnus: I WANT MEAT, I WANT MEAT, I WANT MEAT!!!
Melchiah: I WANT COOKIES, I WANT COOKIES, I WANT COOKIES!!!
Vorador: I WANT WOMEN, I WANT WOMEN, I WANT WOMEN!!!
Kain: Oh, zip it, Vorador.
SRRaz:Yeah, he really shouldn't be so perverted.
Kain: No, he shouldn't.
SRRaz: Although, it's not like you're any better.
Kain: Alright, shh.
SRRaz: But-
Kain: www.shh.com
SRRaz: Don't-
Kain: I got a bag of sh with your name on it.
SRRaz: I-
Kain: zip it.
SRRaz: Stop-
Kain: I have some ZIPPERS, for ya.
SRRaz: You're being a baby.
Kain: www.zipit.net
SRRaz: Shu-
Kain: www.zipit.org
SRRaz: GODDAMMIT, KAIN, SHUT YER TRAP!!!!!
Kain: Er-
SRRaz: I got a bag of SH with your name on IT!
Kain: Don't curse at me, boy.
SRRaz: SHUT IT, KAIN!
Kain: 0_o Okay.
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In a bed, lies Dumah and DeJoule. A lot of food lies besides the bed.
Dumah: Look at all that. (takes a big crunch of some chicken) You want some, I got more of it?
DeJoule: No thanks. But I must say you're sexy.
Dumah: I'm dead sexy.
DeJoule: You're damn right.
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Kain: What the hell was that?
Umah: Some random stuff. Doesn't have any reason, other than to annoy Dark- Sephy. (no offense to you, Dark-sephy)
Kain: This isn't progressing very nicely. I want some blood. I haven't had any blood for 5 months. (yes, they've been there that long.)
Umah: That's because we ran out of it 5 months ago, Kain.
Kain: Screw this, I'm just gonna watch some cable tv. (walks into the tv room)
Umah: I wonder how he's going to react when he finds out the tv's broken.
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Vraz is driving around the halls in a go-kart. He passes a corner, then sees Turel and Dumah.
Vraz: Hey, guys, how's it going?
Dumah and Turel turns into big demons who are really monstrous. They would scare the shit out of almost anyone. But-
Vraz: Hmm, extreme schizophrenia.
Back to Dumah and Turel.
Vraz: You should see a shrink about it.
Back to demons.
Vraz: See ya, dudes.
Suddenly, a scream penetrates the hallways.
Kain: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! !!!
Vraz: What the hell was that?
Kain: NO CABLE TV! FATE IS CRUEL TO ME!!!!
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Kain(scarily calm): Umah, since when were the tv broken?
Umah(carefully): umm, since yesterday?
Kain: Typewriter time.
Umah: Crap. He's losing it.
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Well, wasn't that funny? Kickass chapter. And I definitely kicked StellSoul's ass. I'm gonna edit my bio now. Read my bio tomorrow to know.
By the way, "SteelSoul", though I still doubt the name, if you dislike people that are different from you and call them nerds, try thinking about this: If everybody conformed to others view, we would still be in the stone age. Nerds have made us capable of many things, that people like you wouldn't be able to come up with. If it weren't for nerds, we probably wouldn't even have discovered fire.
Thanks to you, I have to tell people not to flame. Screw you, SteelSoul. Or Mavine.
5 reviews or more. (preferably more).
No flames.