I own nothing. Don't bother suing. I have nothing to give. This was originally written for a IDOS challenge. Enjoy!

The lights dimmed considerably as the horns blasted out their opening notes. The room seemed to get lighter as more notes were sent out. Severus squirmed in his seat, wondering where the brat had gone. *It's his fault I'm even here* he grumbled to himself. He scanned the area for the face he knew too well, when a husky, seductive voice began to sing.

The minute you walked in the joint,
I could see you were a man of distinction,

a real big spender

Out walked the Boy Who Lived from the shadows and weaved in between the various girls on the stage, staring seductively at the Potions Master. Finally walking out of the dark, Severus could see he was wearing a black corset and matching lace thong, complete with garters, stockings and pumps.

Good looking, so refined.

Say wouldn't you like to know what's going on in my mind?

As these lines were uttered, Harry sauntered over to where Severus sat, dumbstruck at the beauty before him. All of a sudden, the younger man dropped to the floor of the stage and slithered his way over towards his professor. Crawling into his lap, Harry gave him the look of a smoldering temptress as he continued to sing.

So let me get right to the point,

I don't pop my cork for every guy I see.

Tilting the older man's face upwards to stare into his eyes, Harry continued with his sultry seduction.

Hey, big spender,

spend a little time with me.

He slipped off the elbow length, black satin gloves and used them to pull Snape closer by his neck. Grinding his hips into the growing erection, he practically whispered the next part of the song.

Wouldn't you like to have fun, fun, fun?

How's about a few laughs, laughs?

I can show you a good time,

let me show you a good time.

He found his way back onto the stage and teasingly waved his ass in Severus' general direction, wanting his growth to ache with need. He teasingly slid his body across the cool surface and propped himself in the Potions Master's face as he uttered his last few lines.

spend a little time with me.

Leaning in, he tasted Sev's lips with his tongue and nearly had to shout over the catcalls and whistles. Grinning cheekily, he stated his last coherent sentence of the night.

"Happy Birthday, baby."