Inuyasha and the WacDnald's Drive Thru Attendant of Doom Part 2

Thank you for the lovely reviews! I was so pleased, I decided to torture- erm, I mean treat you with this little extra I came up while stuck in traffic. :sweatdrops:

:Sigh: I have to go through this again? Okay, here we go: Inuyasha and gang do not belong to me. They belong to a nice lady named Rumiko Takahashi who is currently somewhere in Japan. (Grabs an antique brown globe and stares carefully at it.) Well, I'm guessing that lopsided brown square next to the big green lopsided square is supposed to be in Japan… Woah, this globe is circa the 18th century! …I think. But seriously, do I look like Mme. Rumiko Takahashi? No? Then you no sue me. G3. Capice?

Inuyasha and the WacDnald's Drive Thru Attendant of Doom

an Inuyasha fanfiction

by

mkh2

" " indicates speaking

' ' / ( ) indicates thoughts, specifically my thoughts (yes, I'm going to be in this story. :gasps of horror: Now, now, it won't be that bad.) Actually, this story is turning out to be from my point of view, but if I'm not in it, the views will probably jump around – just to let you know. I think I'll call myself "Mikki" in the fics I appear if I use a name (pronounced "Mickey," in case you were wondering.) Note: I'm supposed to be around 22 in this fic – not my real age, so I guess I'd be allowed to help a student drive in Japan.

Bleh – for some reason my profile refuses to look the way I want it to (glowers at it.)

More importantly, the italics and underlining won't show up in my ficcy. :pouts: My first one, too. Oh well, here goes everything, anything and nothing. It also ewon't do elipses, you know, those three periods all strung together? If anybody can tell me how to fix that I'd greatly appreciate it!

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The happy extra

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Panting, I wiped my forehead off. Man, those steps are going to be the death of me one of these days! Turning to face them, I glower my best, er, glower, and shake my fist threateningly at them.

"Even if I go down, I'll definitely go down kicking and screaming," I declare, daring the steps to grow an extra foot or two.

"That's normal when a person falls down the stairs," came a voice behind me.

Eeping, I jumped to the side, hands up in a typical surprised anime pose.

"Oh, Kagome, it's just you."

"Oh, that's nice," she deadpanned.

"Eh heh heh… let's get started on the tutoring, shall we?"

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Tutoring went fine, except for the part where Inuyasha came in raging about something or other, I wasn't particularly paying attention as I dropkicked him out the door like I warned him I would (the part about the ear clipping is just a bluff, I wouldn't ever do that to those cute little twitching ears… but don't tell him I told you that!) When he returned, he did a lovely impression of the face I made at the stairs earlier. Isn't that cute?

I was about to head out the door when Kagome's mother cut me off.

"Ano, I've been meaning to ask you something…" Kagome's mom gave me a sweet smile.

"Mou…" I have a bad feeling about this…

"It's about a different type of tutoring, or counseling, whichever you'd like to call it…."

"Hey, if it's about dating and that cute lil-lil boyfriend of hers, count me out."

"No, it's not that… it's something much worse…"

"Ne, it's not about her being able to disappear through that little well in the tiny tool shed, is it?"

"What?" The smile on Kagome's mother's face froze. 'Is she sweating?'

"First time I came over here, that's where they came from…"

"Ano, you must have imagined…."

"No I didn't. Anyways, what did you need help with?" I waved off her concerns breezily – who cares about that little "magic" trick of hers? It's not important unless I say it's important, and then it's only important for whomever I specify it for. … Yes, my sister thinks I'm insane.

"Ah ha, it's like this…"

I'm doomed, I tell ya, doomed.

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"Sugoi! So this time I get to drive the car?" Kagome was bouncing around my car on the ball's of her feet, looking ecstatic.

"Ah yes, this time you get to drive the car. Do you have your driver's permit on hand?" Told you I was doomed.

"Er, here it is."

Inuyasha stood off to the side fidgeting on his feet, first putting all his weight on one foot then the other, making me think of an, ah… a meter? a metronome? I was never good with musical terms. I can't sing, or play piano. I can't even whistle. I can sorta play the drums, but that's only because I'm just able to catch the beat or find a rhythm… but only just.

"Inuyasha, what are you standing over there for? If you come with us, I'll get you some ramen and those potato chips you like," I offered, feeling sorry for the lonely looking kid.

I was nearly ran over by the eager puppy.

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"Okay Kagome, now turn right here. Right. I said right. You're other right, Kagome!" Wow, even I was a better driver than this my first time, and, naturally, every time after that.

Kagome smiled sheepishly at me.

"I'm sorry, it's just I scared about seeing the oncoming traffic."

I facefaulted. In fact, Inuyasha facefaulted and did the Ranma hand thingy I find so endearing, including the facial expressions. I had seen him watching it the other day I came over – Kagome's mother has the whole series on tape. She's currently hoping to hear about them making a live action movie for the series. She's obsessed, I tell ya.

"Oh holy Cheese Whiz, Kagome, watch the speed!" Kagome slammed her foot on the brakes, causing all of use to jerk around in our seats.

"My baby!" I wailed.

"My nose!" Kagome cried. That broken marble she has around her neck had swung up and hit her smack dab on the bridge of her, making it turn bright red.

"My ears!" yelped Inuyasha, clamping his hands over his ears. "Shut up you noisy monkeys."

"Clippers!" I yelled, promptly shutting him up. He fidgeted slightly as I turned back to face the front.

"It's okay, I'll check you over later and make sure tires are realigned." I patted the dashboard to reassure my car.

"I didn't know you were having a baby."

"Nani? I was referring to the car!"

"Oh, sorry."

I sighed and rubbed my forehead. "Just keep driving, oh and Kagome, a right here. Kagome, right. Kagome…."

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Man, this girl has gone up against uncountable bloodthirsty, rampaging youkai, hordes of crazed samurai, a perverted monk, clothes stealing monkeys, soul stealing mikos, and a couple of angry hanyou, at least, this is all hearsay – can't help overhearing when those two kids are screaming – so you'd figure that she could handle getting on the freeway, right?

Wrong.

"Aiee! We're gonna be killed!" If you that was Kagome or myself, you thought wrong. Inuyasha had a firm hold of the car seat – almost tearing into the upholstery, which he didn't because I warned him of the severe consequences that he'd receive if he did – eyes squeezed tight, face twisted up in fear. "I don't wanna die! Not like this!"

Personally, I felt like joining him in his screamfest, but I held back as that would only ensure to further panic Kagome.

"Kagome, you have to speed up. You can't be going forty-five mph in the fast lane when people around you are going 25 miles an hour faster! If you can't, then move over to a slower lane!"

"Waaaaaaahhh!"

"I shouldn't have come! Kagome's a scary driver! I even fell off her bike on my head when she was riding it!"

I looked back at him curiously. "You had on your helmet?"

"Helmet?"

"Yeah, did you?"

"What's a helmet?"

I facefaulted.

"Kagome, did you have one on?"

That's funny, when did she start whistling instead of screaming?

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"Okay, this is a good pace, keep it up. Make sure to allow enough space for people to cut in or across, which would be about three vehicles long. Oh, and be careful driving next to these two semis – they may not always see you." She was driving at sixty now, in the middle lane, a drastic improvement from earlier.

She smiled brightly. Ah, another good thing: everyone is pretty quiet now – whether due to the fact the two have calmed down or from sore throats, I couldn't tell – and she was keeping her eyes focused forward on the road.

Hmm, maybe a little too focused forward on the road… Did she notice that semi that was slightly in front of us that obviously wanted to cut in front of her, despite it not using the signal?

"Okay Kagome, ease up on the gas – I think that semi wants to get in front of us."

She eased up a bit, allowing him in, and then began shrieking again, a bit more quietly this time, but shrieking nonetheless.

"He's dropping speed too much – have to hit the brake! Augh! Now that other semi is behind us!"

It was true – we were now sandwiched in between two huge semis and I paled, glancing over at a very panicked Kagome. I glanced back to see why Inuyasha hadn't started yelling as well, only to see him asleep, the muffler I had given him for his ears to muffle Kagome's shrieks snugly in place.

I looked over at Kagome and reassured her the best I could.

"Just remain calm and ease up on the gas. Don't do anything drastic. Remain calm. I have a feeling these two semis will change lanes soon."

"I don't want to be a Kagome pancake!"

"You can't – we don't have syrup."

"Waaaaaa- ah?"

The two semis both moved at the same time back to the lane they had first been in.

Kagome smiled sheepishly at me.

"No syrup, ne?

"No syrup."

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I had taken over driving, very carefully demonstrating all the finer points, explaining to her in detail how to parallel park, or why driving very slowly, like say, though a drive thru – especially on a stick – is often harder than driving fast.

"…you could clunk out and have to restart. Anyways, I have an idea of where I'll have you practice driving next. And I think Inuyasha might enjoy himself, too. Ne, Inuyasha, sounds good?"

I looked back at him from my seat (don't worry, we're parked) at a now very wide-awake Inuyasha, who was eating his third cup of noodles. He smiled around the naruto hanging out of his mouth and gave me the thumbs-up sign.

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Paying the pimply teenager at the tollbooth, I pulled into the parking lot and found a space close to the entrance. Kagome and Inuyasha looked at me in confusion as I stepped out of the car and motioned for them to follow me.

"Isn't this an amusement park?" asked Kagome.

"Yup," I grinned. "This way."

After walking a few minutes I walked over to a booth and purchased those ride bracelets – the kinds were you pay once to get to ride all day instead having to continuously buy more tickets.

"Three please." Grabbing them, I snapped a bracelet onto each of us.

"Come on, hurry up," I said, half bouncing, half running in my eagerness to get there.

Finally I froze in front of one ride towards the back of the park. "Tada – oof!" I guess I froze too suddenly, for I found myself under a Kagome and Inuyasha jumble.

"Geroff me!" I yelled, my cry muffled through the red sleeve of Inuyasha's haori that had somehow gotten into my mouth.

Getting up, I dusted myself off before showing to Kagome the place I had suggested.

"Here we are! You're driving course."

"But, it's a go-kart track."

"I know! It's perfect! You will have to turn left!"

~Owari~

Sorry to end it there, but I couldn't figure out what to make them do next behind the wheel. I'm guessing that's a weird place to end it, huh? Well, here's an extra blurb:

mkh2: "Kagome! What are you doing? You're driving the wrong way!"

Kagome: "But I don't want to turn right!"

mkh2: "But Kagome, it's a one way track!"

Inuyasha: :eyes wide and pale faced: "Told you she was a scary driver."

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Sorry about the mph (miles per hour) thingy – I have a hard time converting miles to kilometers, is it 2.54 km to a mile?

Okay, so I'm flipping through the newspaper and come across this article about what not to wear. My eyes rove over the first two paragraphs and I nearly burst out laughing at a line in the second paragraph: "Feh to that." I suddenly had an image of Inuyasha on TV giving fashion of advice – it was pretty fun, but the results were disastrous… which I guess is what made it funny… :sweatdrops:

Anywho, I heard there are supposed to be new Inuyasha episodes coming up soon. Would somebody please tell me when? Or is it listed on Toonami.com?

In compliance with FF.net's new regulations:

Inuyasha's trip reviews reuploaded (originally between chapters 2 and 3)

Thank you dear reviewers! (Darn it, looks like I have to resort to putting spaces in the middle of the ellipses. . . I hate it- looks so tacky!)

I just checked Adultswim . com (erase the spaces to get the site.) Yes, they start August 25 (26th if you wanna get technical) at midnight, right after Futurama (gotta love that show!)

To Three-Letter-Word: Hi! Read your fic (well, one of them anyways. . . :sweatdrops:) Very cute! I'm going to read more soon. The hamburger without the hamburger. . . Ha ha -seriously, just the bun? How weird. Here's another: My sister had this friend who, going to McDonald's asked for cheeseburger - hold the cheese. He repeated it like around fifteen or twenty times until finally they gave him his order except. it was a hamburger. What he wanted was a hamburger, only he wanted it in a cheeseburger wrapper. He was more than willing to pay more (they hadn't charged him for a cheeseburger - just a hamburger) because he liked the wrapper, but preferred hamburgers. They couldn't even get the order straight! How hard is that? Of course, seeing my sister's face as she had demonstrated the first time (complete with the asking back and forth bit: "You want a what?" "Cheeseburger, no cheese." "A, wait, what?" "Cheeseburger, no cheese." "Let me get this straight. . . you want a hamburger?" "Nooo. . . I said, 'cheeseburger, no cheese.'" Etc.)

Dreamer Wolf: Thank you! My pleasure. I agree, after all, as they say "Laughter, the best medicine" . . . or is that just another category in the reader's digest?

Hi-ya Mistress RinRin: Hee! Thanks for your comments! Makes me all warm and tingly inside. . . (sister, who shall henceforth be known as Tippy, walks in the room): no, that's just cuz you swallowed your Dragon Fire gum. mkh2: what? I did? Ahh! Ahh! It burns! Put it out! Put it out! Water! (dunks head in the sink) . . . hiss . . . -.-;;

Hola Oneesan no Miroku Houshi: Thanks! I will read some of your fanfics. . . Keep an eye out for my reviews within the next week if I'm (and you're) not too busy. . .

To solarah: Yay! Thanks for telling me. Stop it, you're making me blush. . . :solarah stops: Huh? Wha? You're not supposed to stop! Continue, continue!

Author's Note: if you like DragonballZ, I have a fic that should be appearing soon. Oh yeah, and for all Goku and Vegeta lover's, read Chuquita's stuff. She has the best buddy fics around - always good for a laugh.