Remus: 2Cute dose not own any of us

Sirius: She wishes she owns me though..

James: Padfoot we have been over this she wants to own me not you!

Remus: No she wants to own me!

Sirius: your both wrong it's me she wants!

Peter: No it is I!!

Sirius/James/Remus: NO

Peter: oh.

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All three of the Marauders arrived at Peter's home. Remus was on time James was ten Minutes late he apologized profusely and Sirius showed up an hour late and insisted that he had forgotten he had ever made plans!.

Peter: I say we go to Taco Buerito!!

Sirius: Now what in the hell is that.

Peter: It's a taco stand!!!!! **puffs up** and the girl who works there is gorgeous!

Sirius: Now see here Wormtail I do not eat Spanish Food all those spicy things are unbearable-. wait a seconded did you say gorgeous girl? ..

Peter: yea she's a real natural beauty!

James: **whoops**

Sirius: Taco's for all!!!!, God damn I love the Polish!!!!!

Remus: Padfoot..The food is Mexican not polish..

Sirius: alright then God bless the Mexicans!

Remus: **rolls eyes**

James: **high fives Sirius and misses** we are gonna see a lovely senorita!!

Sirius: **whoops**

Remus: **grins** ok gentlemen let's go!

*~*They all apprated in a seconed and found themselves in Diagon alley they pushed there way through the crowded side walks and finally reached Taco Buerito! *~*

Peter: Marissa! Oy Marissa!!!!!

James: **grins**

Sirius: Oh I can hear us now **mock voice oh Sirius your so handsome** say my name! Say my name!!!!!

Remus: Is that all you think about Sirius?

Sirius: Shagging and uh food! The two most important thing in a blokes life!!

Remus: **rolls eyes**

*~* They all stood there eagerly awaiting for Marissa to come out*~*

Peter: I assure you she is a real beauty **sighs**

Marissa: Hola senors!!!!

Sirius: **gags**

James: I think I am going to be sick!!!!!!!! **covers mouth**

Remus: **stands there is shock**

*~* Marissa was a short Latina she was 4'5 and she had s short bob mushroom haircut. When she smiled her teeth were brown and rotted. She weighed a ruff 250 and she had a huge hair mole on her left cheek she had claw like nails he lipstick was a shocking bright red. Tweezers never reached her eyebrows and her lip was covered in hair. She wore clothes way to tight for her and she spat when she talked*~*

Peter: Marissa these are my best friends!

Marissa: Hola!!!

Peter: This is Remus Lupin and over there in the corner getting sick is James Potter and the one making Faces is Sirius Black

Marissa: **stuck out her pudgy hand and batted her eye lashes at Sirius**

Sirius: **gave Marissa a disgusted look and shook her hand gruffly**

Marissa: oh no no Senor you are supposed to kiss my hand, no shake it is a custom in Mexico!

Sirius: No thanks that's ok..

Marissa: SENOR!

James: **grimaces ** yes why Padfoot my old friend where are you manners?

Sirius: Why Prongs my good man where is your breakfast?.. Why it is in the corner over there on the ground!

Remus: **leans over and kisses Marissa's hand Politely**

Sirius: **gags**

Marissa: **blushes** Oh senor you lips are so soft!! **giggles**

Sirius: **gives out a bark like laugh**

Peter: We will have the special Marissa! **smiles**

Marissa: Okie dokie Senor

Remus: **gags** she had a mole on her hand

Sirius: oh Marissa make that the special and four water's it looks like Moony over here needs some and maybe a spitting bucket. I think his mouth is contaminated!

James/Peter: SIRIUS!!!!!!

Sirius: what it might be after he kissed that furry thing!

James/Peter/Remus: SIRIUS!

Sirius: Oh fine!

Sirius: Marissa make that some soap and water my friends over here think that a spitting bucket is to much!

Remus/James/Peter: SIRIUS

Marissa: si si

*~* They all sat down at a round table outside on the Patio they pulled up the Umbrella so they could get some shade. Marissa brought out the special and the waters after batting her lashed at Sirius and blowing one last kiss to Remus she departed and headed back to her stand. The Marauders ate and drank there lunch happily the reminisced about there old days at Hogwarts and how it would be like when they returned finally back*~*

Sirius: How are you feeling Moony?

Remus: Just fine Padfoot why?

Sirius: well after kissing that, I wasn't sure if you need to go to St. Mungo's

James: **snorts**

Peter: shutup Sirius, Remus is a gentlemen something you and James will never be even if you tried to be for the rest of your lives! **puffs up indignantly**

Sirius: **glares at Peter** How much you wanna bet I can get her Phone number?

Peter: Ha! Your not gonna get her number, after you called her all those things! I bet you two Galleons that she won't give it to you!.

Sirius: Fine your on! Any last takers?

James: Nah I will stay outta this one

Remus: me too

*~* Sirius stood up and walked out into the next room and over to the counter. He leaned forward and smiled a white bright smile at Marissa. Sirius was very handsome and could get any girl he pleased. From the other room the other three Marauders watched him with rapt attention.*~*

Sirius: Hey Marissa, what's goin on Babe?

Marissa: oh hello senor Black **blushes** I am just cleaning these dishes.

Sirius: Nicccce **grins** So baby doll I think that we are you know compatible you're a very beautiful women **winks** and you know sometime I would love to take you around

Marissa: Oh senor, I would love that **giggles**

Sirius: well then baby doll I'll be needing your number so I can call you when I am not busy and we can go out.

Marissa: **blushes** Ok senor Black **writes number on a napkin**

Sirius: Please baby doll call me Sirius **winks**

Marissa: OooH **blushes**

Sirius: Cya!

Marissa: Adios!

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Sirius: Read it and weep **holds up number**

James: you gotta admit, he's good.

Remus: yes no denying it.

Peter: she wouldn't give me her number!!!!!!

Sirius: **crumples up the napkin and throws it on the ground** I believe you owe me 2 galleons Pettigrew!

Peter: aw man!. **hands the money over**

James: Ok guys what shall we do next?

Sirius: did you just say shall...?

James: yea why?

Sirius: cause.

James: cause what? Am I not allowed to say shall?

Sirius: That's a Moony word!, you can't take his lingo!

James: Oh whatever!

Remus: **laughs** why I have my own set of words that I never knew about

Peter: wow you guys!!!! **squeals** I want my own lingo to! **looks eager**

Sirius: yes wormtail you speak the word of the Nerd..

Peter: awesome!!!!!!

Remus: **rolls eyes**

James: wow.just wow **shakes head**

Sirius: **gives out a bark like laugh**

James: Lets go to the quidditch supply store?

Remus: sounds good to me.

Sirius: alright

Peter: yea!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sirius: **gives peter a disgusted look**

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End of Chapter two!. Ok please review!. Leave me some love :^_^ but I also appreciate constructive criticism!!! Thank you!

-2cute