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Note: The following entries, are based in The Two Towers!

Be forwarned! It may spoil things…so don't sue me!!!!

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The very secretive book of Aragorn, son of Arathorn

        Lost count of days… Day 1 (again!)

While Legolas and Gimli followed me, I tripped and hit my head on a rock… ow! *&%$! Unfortunately, they fall as well… is it just me, or are they playing "follow the leader"? You guys, I'm not King yet! Ow! Legolas is freaking out, complains that the moss in his hair is making him go bald…now that I've got to see! Gimli is starting to annoy me, says that his hair is the best between all three of us. Sorry to decline you Master Dwarf, but I think that it will be me…as soon as Legolas goes bald! HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!

I crack myself up!

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The very confidential flower diary of Legolas, son of Thronduil

        Day… 1!

Eeek! I'm going bald! Hmm…thinking of having a mohawk…Aah! Going bald! Don't want to look like orcs! Ran out of Secret Platinum Protection! Oh well… Aragorn said that he'll give me his extra Degree deoderant. Gimli freaks me out…redid his chunky braids…they look more pretty now…he now looks like a she-dwarf! Can't wait to see him wake up! Gimli very unsanitary, doesn't know what the hell is a deoderant…where have you been living? Oh wait! Under many boulders! HA!HA!HA!

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The extremely ruined and dusty notebook of gimli, son of Gloin

God knows how many days…Fine!

Day 1

Bashed my head on  rock,"following the leader" is a hard game to play! Woke up…good grief! Who fixed my braids! "Not me." muttered Aragorn…saw the Elf put away his mirror…then whacked him on the head with the flat edge of my axe! Aragorn still looks morose after that Minas Tirith dude died…what the #$%^ is that guy's name…Borrowme? Boneheadmir? Darn it! Anyways, didn't those guys hate each other or something? Hmm…noticed strands of blond hair on the ground. Suddenly realize that Legolas is bald…YES! I won the competition of the longest hair! WHOOO! Victory is as precious as a rare diamond! Aragorn is staring at me oddly…what?