Pyra, Mana, and a cell phone. How ironic.
Disclaimer: I'm sorry, I am not the guy who invented Yu-Gi-Oh, you wanna see him, call my agent.
To answer a couple of questions from my faithful reviewers (reviewers: yeah, right), *ahem,* the liquid can do many things, some of which are unknown, but it can give life to the lifeless and heal the wounded, that's one of its purposes.
Secondly, pretty much everybody will be introduced, but I'm going to Domino for REGISTRATION. The tournament, as the fic said, was held that Saturday.
Thirdly, I have no idea what the "dub" is, but I got Pegasus hosting this for a reason.
Lastly, the people that auditioned are duelists. Some will be my friends, some will be enemies, some will just plain be friends of my friends of my enemies. Or something less confusing. *ahem*
Where were we.... ah, yes.
The hours whizzed by as Di got more and more exhausted. The 6th hour was approaching fast, and Di was never the less, tired and fatigued. He stopped momentarily for a rest, then attempted to pedal. Domino was a few miles away, but it seemed like eternity in his point of view. He left the bike on the road, then walked.
Di: So.. Tired...
Kuriboh: Not us!
Aquapolis: Yeah!
Di: Why don't you try to bike up and down for three miles.
Kuriboh: We would, but...
Aquapolis: .....our legs are too stubby!
Di: ...... blech..... hey, what's that honking sound?
Di, unfortunately, was standing in the middle of the road, and failed to notice a giant 18 wheeler headed straight towards him. By the time he noticed, it was almost too late. He grabbed a hold of the giant bumper and fastened his legs to an oil value. He slowly climbed up on the hood, then crawled to the side. He opened the door and jumped in, and also failed to notice there was a driver inside: a fairly cranky one that took no chances with hitchhikers. And the name.... was Pyra (yeah, that's right, you're driving an 18-wheller).
Pyra: What do you think you're doing?
Di: Uh...... catching a ride to Domino?
Pyra: Yeah, right.
Di: No, I'm serious.
But, Pyra didn't believe him. She seized her Millennium Blade from her belt and poked Di until he was hanging from an open door, vulnerable to reckless drunk teenagers that threw beer cans from the windows.
Di: Please!!! Let me in!! I'm DESPERATE!!!
Pyra: Really, I couldn't tell.
Pyra's blade glowed an eerie golden light, then changed into a bazooka.
Di: What the....
Pyra: You wanna mess with this baby?!?!
Di: No, I don't.
He let go, rolled into a bush and landed into horse manure, all the while stranded in a ranch with a farmer that was crazy for apple fudge pie.
Di: Blech... yuck, of all the luck I can have in the world...
Kuriboh: Ha...
Aquapolis: ...ha.
Di: Shut up.... now I need to find a shower... and a washing machine...
???: May I be of assistance?
Di: No, you.... do I know you?
Maybe he did, maybe he didn't, but he was standing in front of the Dark Magician Girl, dressing in her usual outfit, a bit shinier than usual. And then there's me, he thought, All dressed in black with my face covered in poop. What a lovely day....
DMG: Hi, I'm the Dark Magician Girl, but you can call me Mana.
Di: Do I have to call you Mana?
Mana: No.
Di: OK, Bilbo.
Mana: -_-
Kuriboh: *snicker*
Aquapolis: *snicker*
Kuriboh: What a world.
Aquapolis: His luck ain't gonna change.
Mana: So... what brings you out here in a horse stable?
Di: A most unlucky trip to Domino.
Mana: Oh, so you're going there, too?
Di: Yes.... hey, how'd you know?
Mana: I know everything. ~_^
Di found himself in an extremely peculiar situation. Here he was, standing like a hillbilly, and then some high priestess came out of nowhere looking like a fabulous person. He spontaneously drooled. Mana, seeing this, did something Di was quite used to.... he was slapped.
Kuriboh: Ooohh, Di got...
Aquapolis: ....smacked into next week!
When Di woke up yet again, he was in a cabin. He thought to himself, If I keep popping into houses like this, I'm gonna have to pay rent! He took up from the fairly sturdy floor and took a tour around. The foul smell from his unfortunate landing was completely gone, while his stuff was still intact. Kuriboh and Aquapolis were busy playing a game of Dungeon Dice Monsters, and Mana was nowhere to be seen.
Di: Hey, Kuriboh...
Kuriboh: Hang on, let me roll my dice first.... (rolls dice) Yes! Two lv. 4 summoning crests! Say hello to the Blue Eyes White Dragon!
Di: *ahem*
Kuriboh: Oh, yeah, you need anything?
Di: Yeah, where's Mana?
Aquapolis: I think she's trying to work her cell phone. Huh, funny, a person that can afford no more than a cabin can get a cell phone while our Di can have a house, but not the best of technology?
Di: Shut up and play your dice game.
Aquapolis: Whatever....
Di walked down a hallway into a room, where Mana was laying down trying to figure out which buttons to press.
Mana: Hello?!?! HELLO!?!?!?! Stupid phone, ran out of magic.
Di: Can I help you with that?
Mana: No.
Di: Please?
Mana: No.
Di: Fine. I can care less.
Mana: I'm not in a good mood. Just don't drool over me and we're good.
Di: That was random.
Mana: Sure, whatever. Anyway, you mind helping me with this phone, it won't work.
Di: Sure, but I really need to get to Domino. I bet millions have registered by now...
At Domino
(Cricket chirps, town is completely empty and abandoned)
Di: So, who do need to call?
Mana: ....call? I thought you could just talk to somebody.
Di: No, you need a certain number first. Let's just look in the directory first... (presses various buttons) ....Tristan? SERENITY?!?! YUGI!!!!!!!!!! Holy s***, this is....
Out somewhere near a card shop
Tea: I really need to find my cell phone. I can't see ANYBODY without it. ANYBODY!!!
Di: So, where did you find this?
Mana: It was lying on the ground. I decided to just pick it up or something.
Di: But.... well, I suppose we can do a few prank calls first.
Mana: ^_^ Ok.
While Di was pressing numbers, there were various shouts of "You're cheating!" and "That die is jinxed!" in the vicinity of Kuriboh and Aquapolis' direction. Di noticed a few things while he was figuring out whether the smudged "3" button was a 2 or a 1. There were glamourous posters of Mana herself, in various poses. Some were perfectly fine, while others were....... *ahem* disturbing.
Di: You know, there's a lot of weird images of you here. Isn't that bad or something?
Mana: No, no, it happens to me all the time. They draw me like my breasts are twice the size they are in real life.
Di: OK.....
Di dialed what seemed to be Yugi's number. But the number revealed a very disturbing voice. The phone's sound was suddenly amplified to reveal a familiar voice....
???: I knew you would call.
Mana: What?! NO!!
???: We are only on the phone, my precious. We will meet soon enough.
Mana: No, you're not getting your grubby hands on me!
???: Only realize that I don't want you yourself, of course I wish I did... mmm...... Mana...... but my true mission is to take what's rightfully mine.
Mana: It's MINE!!! AND NOBODY ELSES!
???: That is what you want to think. It will be MINE SOON ENOUGH!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....
Then the phone was dead.
Di: I didn't do anything, I swear..
Mana: Don't feel bad. That guy Marik was always after this...
Di: MARIK!?!?!?! What the f*** is going on!!!
Mana: He wants... my staff.
Di: A staff, huh?
Mana: It's my precious staff.. He wants it.
Di: Of course, he wants it. He wants everything. Hell with it, he'll try to steal my Millennium Bottle.
Mana: Yes, but he came close.
Di: He came close, huh?
Mana: Yes... I was robbed one night. But he took a wooden stick. He was so close... PLEASE HELP ME!!!
She threw her arms on Di. Di was getting strained from the weight due to his short height and almost collapsed before he miraculously pulled words that got Mana off his shoulders.
Di: .... there, there. We'll think of something. He won't get his hands on the staff.
Mana: You will?!?!
Di: Uh...... sure.
Mana: Thank you, thank you.
She hugged Di. Di's only thoughts were, get off, get off, get off, get off, get off, get off, get off, GET OFF!!! The awkward silence was interrupted, thankfully.
Kuriboh: I WIN!!!!
Aquapolis: That's because you cheated. Blue Eyes Ultimate can only move ONE space.
Kuriboh: No, it's moves twice the amount, you dolt!
Will this arguing ever end? I'll just have you R&R and then say.....
NO!!!
Er.... I mean...
I don't know.